Roll Britannia - A British Dungeons & Dragons 5e Podcast
Episodes
Ep. 118: Ship Just Got Real - Chapter 5 | #DND
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode our heroes are coming to terms with how their world is now, with a new heading at last. But, their new passenger is stil...
Ep. 117: Ship Just Got Real - Chapter 4 | #DND
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode have four become three? With their new guest still in the brig, will any of the Buccaneers be able to resist the ur...
Ep. 116: Ship Just Got Real - Chapter 3 | #DND
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, our heroes are fighting to save Malrus, with truth to be uncovered from their new traveling companion and a little dragon to...
Ep. 115: Ship Just Got Real - Chapter 2 | #DND
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, our heroes find themselves fighting their way through an imperial vessel. With cannons to the left of them, and cannons...
Ep. 114: Ship Just Got Real - Chapter 1 | #DND
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, the Buccaneers have a tough choice on their hands, and for perhaps the first time begin to realise that they might not be th...
Ep. 113: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 13 | #DND
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is 113, is this another case of 13 unlucky for some? Or is 13 unlucky for 1? There's surprises around every corner, and pyramid of...
Ep. 112: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 12 | #DND
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is hard to bear, with surprises and dangers dropping in on our heroes around every corner! You might say our boys should just...
Ep. 111: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 11 | #DND
27 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, more puzzles are bound to face our boys in this seemingly endless maze of a pyramid. But what could they be facing next? ...
Ep. 110: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 10 | #DND
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, our boys face new challenges, with puzzles to solve, and secrets to be discovered this pyramid sure does seem to be full of al...
Ep. 109: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 9 | #DND
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, our piratical heroes find themselves facing into the unknown as a door with a very unusual mechanism swings open, what horrors...
Ep. 108: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 8 | #DND
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, our boys find themselves waist-deep in crack... sorry no, they find themselves in a crack... a fissure, anyway... With healing...
Ep. 107: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 7 | #DND
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, the battle is raging, and it's hard to tell which way this fight will go, if Malrus can do that again then it could be a breez...
Ep. 106: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 6 | #DND
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 106 our boys are testing their stealth skills again, with their new pet in tow, and Keth's faultless diplomacy, even if they get spotted su...
Ep. 105: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 5 | #DND
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 105 our boys meet a new foe, and well, Keth gets more than he bargained for. But medical assistance is on standby and so is Malrus' tr...
Ep. 104: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 4 | #DND
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 104 our boys continue their journey into the unknown, but with fate rolling hard at them, there's sure to be danger in the offing. Les...
Ep. 103: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 3 | #DND
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the jungle, Jeff has fun and games, although three of the pieces are missing and Bill ate some of the cards, but it's still good right? Whe...
Ep. 102: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 2 | #DND
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have made land, and who knows what dangers lay ahead of them this time. Along the way they could find adorable cuddly friends, or viciou...
Ep. 101: C**kwombling Free - Chapter 1 | #DND
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a treasure to divvy up and a scroll to investigate, will the answers become clear? Will the boys be heading off to a new adventure full of thr...
Ep. 100: The Sea Dogs Of War - Chapter 3 | #DND
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Guess who's back, back again, Trevor's back, quick tell Jeff he might not have noticed yet... Rhyming is hard! Anyway the boys have an old foe to...
Ep. 99: The Sea Dogs Of War - Chapter 2 | #DND
02 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Battle is raging and the boys are doing quite well. But now it's time to step away from naval battles and instead it's time for stealth. Do our h...
Ep. 98: The Sea Dogs Of War - Chapter 1 | #DND
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the eve of battle... sorry I mean, It's the morn of battle... well I guess it could be the afternoon, anyway, battle is the order of the day!&nbs...
Ep. 97: Tel Dath Do Us Part V - Chapter 5 | #DND
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the morning after the night before, will any of our boys be waking up with the beer fear? Well, there's plenty to do with Timbers unveiling ...
Ep. 96: Tel Dath Do Us Part V - Chapter 4 | #DND
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Timbers' Birthday! So that makes it party time for our boys, with time on the island to reflect on their adventures so far. How have th...
Ep. 95: Tel Dath Do Us Part V - Chapter 3 | #DND
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With level-ups to handle and with gold burning a hole in the boys' pockets and where else can they spend it other than everyone's favourite catalogue ...
Ep. 94: Tel Dath Do Us Part V - Chapter 2 | #DND
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Safely back aboard the Dath, and with Timber's voice still ringing in their ears, it's time those boys put on their brave socks and stepped into the c...
Ep. 93: Lastlight Special - Snow Way Home - Part 2 | #DND
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 93 our heroes are all ready for a fight! With balls flying left and right, and Jeff showing off his hot ring, there's something for ev...
Ep. 92: Lastlight Special - Snow Way Home - Part 1 | #DND
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 92 our heroes are settling down for a friendly drink in the Wizard's Sleeve to see in the holiday season and celebrate the start of the Las...
Ep. 91: Tel Dath Do Us Part V - Chapter 1 | #DND
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's no earthly way of knowing, Which direction they are going, There's no knowing where they're drifting, Or which way the wind is shifting... Or ...
Ep. 90: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 20 | #DND
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With all the arguments settled for now, it's back to Shale's place to deal with some unfinished business. But one question remains, how will the ...
Ep. 89: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 19 | #DND
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well that escalated quickly.... is what you will say after listening to this episode. With our Buccaneers' usual sense of self justice, honour, a...
Ep. 88: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 18 | #DND
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Into the lair of the boss they go but who will it be, nobody knows... Well our DM does, but apart from him. Will this all be resolved with words,...
Ep. 87: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 17 | #DND
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back! And now it's time to kick butt. But what will our buccaneers do next? Will they take their prize and head for the hills?&...
Ep. 86: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 16 | #DND
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jeff is all alone again, facing off against formidable foes, but a light has started to shine, and Jeff can feel a change in the wind. Will the r...
Ep. 85: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 15 | #DND
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The prize is in sight, and somehow against all odds, the boys have made it this far with only minimal bloodshed and without even being caught. Surely ...
Ep. 84: Halloween Special II - Part 2 | #DND
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Spoopiest time of year! This is the tale of one fateful night aboard the Tel Dath - a terrifying and action-packed adventure jam-packed with ...
Ep. 83: Halloween Special II - Part 1 | #DND
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Spoopiest time of year! This is the tale of one fateful night aboard the Tel Dath - a terrifying and action-packed adventure jam-packed with ...
Ep. 82: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 14 | #DND
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The crew ends up creeping about late at night again. The boys are heading off to somewhere they probably shouldn't be, with someone who probably shoul...
Ep. 81: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 13 | #DND
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another practice match is in the offing, or is it just stress relief now? Either way, there's plenty of action in store with the distinct possibility ...
Ep. 80: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 12 | #DND
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
"You want some? I'll give it ya!" - Jeff Silverbow (this quote may not be a quote, but damn it sure summarises our hero's feelings this episode). ...
Ep. 79: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 11 | #DND
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's an old saying "cheaters never prosper" but the question is, will that hold true in an Icosomon battle? With the pressure mounting, let's ...
Ep. 78: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 10 | #DND
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fight round one begins. Keth has to step up and take control, but will he and the boys play by the rules? With their rival about to make their first m...
Ep. 77: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 9 | #DND
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's battle time, so the boys had better hurry. The road to victory is a long and hard one, and with so much at stake, will rookie master Keth slip up...
Ep. 76: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 8 | #DND
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With lasagne and hobnobbing out of the way, it's back to the apartment for a nice long rest before the tournament kicks off in the morning. So that me...
Ep. 75: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 7 | #DND
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Now that Barry has got in, will the boys come clean and make amends? Or will our heroes try to cook up some sort of diabolical scheme to try and get a...
Ep. 74: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 6 | #DND
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A trip to the Icosomon Centre to get one of the team all healed up could lead to the nurses there getting more than they bargained for. Keth decides t...
Ep. 73: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 5 | #DND
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Practice makes perfect, so a quick training battle might be just the thing that Keth needs to get his team in tip-top fighting condition. But how will...
Ep. 72: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 4 | #DND
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The tournament looms and Keth and the boys need to find a way inside, but without the badges they need will they even make it past the gate? Are we se...
Ep. 71: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 3 | #DND
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Team Shuttle might have got the drop on our heroes but will they succeed in stealing Keth's Icosomon away? With time running out to register for the t...
Ep. 70: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 2 | #DND
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What on all of Patrium does Professor Shale's machine do? What has happened to Malrus? Why does no one know about dwarves? And how is Keth the one tha...
Ep. 69: Don't Choose Me - Chapter 1 | #DND
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are about to ship out from the Tel Dath for what feels like their final adventure. Apparently, the O.R.C. is a wild and dangerous place, so l...
Ep. 68: Tel Dath Do Us Part IV - Chapter 4 | #DND
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danger lies ahead with quite a lot of it coming from above. Captain Timbers seems unusually serious about the mission our heroes are about to embark o...
Ep. 67: Tel Dath Do Us Part IV - Chapter 3 | #DND
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did someone say SHOPPING!? But first, the boys have to get through the morning after the night before. With Arrrgoose beckoning and gold in their hand...
Ep. 66: Tel Dath Do Us Part IV - Chapter 2 | #DND
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys find themselves trying not to commit some horrendous faux pas at a funeral for a friend. Another round of the quartermaster's incre...
Ep. 65: Tel Dath Do Us Part IV - Chapter 1 | #DND
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes arrive home but seem unsure if their mission is actually complete. How will Captain Timbers react to their return? And just how has Jeff no...
Ep. 64: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 15 | #DND
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A new guest arrives who may have seen too much. Have our boys made it to safety? Is there more to be revealed about this mysterious character? And jus...
Ep. 63: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 14 | #DND
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys decide that the best idea when facing multiple incoming cannonballs is to turn tail and bravely, bravely, run away. Will they manage to escap...
Ep. 62: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 13 | #DND
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The crew finds something lurking in the darkness. Where are the crew and what happened to this ship? Who is Casper, and is Malrus already assembling h...
Ep. 61: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 12 | #DND
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes set sail and head deep Into the Devil's Arse. Is Keth going to lose more just face? Will they ever catch up with the commandant and what wi...
Ep. 60: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 11 | #DND
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The fight has finished with winners and losers, but with the battle over who are the winners, and what will the cost be? And with the dust settli...
Ep. 59: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 10 | #DND
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
New transport is discovered, and Jeff reminds us all just how much of big deal his is. But with the battle raging on, will our heroes be able to ...
Ep. 58: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 9 | #DND
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The fight rages on, for control of the fort, but it seems like the Buccaneers might be done for. But we know our lads, and they know just what mi...
Ep. 57: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 8 | #DND
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Will he or won't he? That's the big question we are all desperate to find out the answer to. Here's hoping Keth's made a decision! But now t...
Ep. 56: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 7 | #DND
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Love in an Elevator! Oh! no sorry the other thing. They say these boys are up and coming, like they're, no oh for goodness sake, this description...
Ep. 55: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 6 | #DND
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Something strange seems to have come over our heroes as they face off against a huge and very powerful weapon. Are they actually working together as a...
Ep. 54: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 5 | #DND
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The crew track down a lead handed to them by a new friend. The clock is ticking though, will they ever be able to forge a home for themselves or will ...
Ep. 53: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 4 | #DND
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take some time out of their busy schedule are taking a quick rest before making their preparations to strike the fort from below. It's almost...
Ep. 52: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 3 | #DND
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The cave, along with our boys' hopes of survival, seems to be shrinking by the second. Will they manage to squeeze their way out before they and their...
Ep. 51: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 2 | #DND
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys try to set up an ambush when they find themselves caught in a trap by some particularly aggressive furniture. Derek finds himself in the stic...
Ep. 50: A Place In Ye Sun - Chapter 1 | #DND
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys finally set off on the quest that has been more than a month in the planning. With the finer details yet to be revealed none of them know wha...
Ep. 49: Tel Dath Do Us Part III - Chapter 3 | #DND
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What could possibly go wrong when Jeff tries out some of his new purchases? Elsewhere, mutterings on the Tel Dath deck grow to dissent in the ranks wh...
Ep. 48: Tel Dath Do Us Part III - Chapter 2 | #DND
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back onboard the Tel Dath and mostly showered, the boys head off to see what madness the Quartermaster has in store for them, even if not all of our h...
Ep. 47: Tel Dath Do Us Part III - Chapter 1 | #DND
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Prize in hand and with a new companion for Jeff, the boys begin their long journey back to the Tel Dath leaving Nemmonis Island in their wake. What wi...
Ep. 46: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 14 | #DND
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes suddenly find themselves going toe to toe with the culprit as they try to get their hands on the already stolen piece of eight. Malrus's ac...
Ep. 45: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 13 | #DND
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the long-awaited Parlour Scene. Our heroes present all their evidence and finally make their accusations. Have they sussed out the culpr...
Ep. 44: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 12 | #DND
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's crunch time. The boys have stared at the murder board all night and think that they connected all of the dots. Now that they've formulated their ...
Ep. 43: Shore Leave - Death on Nemmonis Island Edition | #DND
30 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this, the first table discussion Shore Leave bonus episode, Tom, Chip, Paul, and Alex all discuss their theories about the Death On Nemmonis Island...
Ep. 42: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 11 | #DND
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone is reeling from Malrus's shocking announcement. Derek has a pointed word with a member of supposed high society and an ally reveals their spe...
Ep. 41: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 10 | #DND
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Derek disgraces himself whilst Jeff torments a cleaner. Malrus takes some time out to find the General but his search ends up giving him more than an ...
Ep. 40: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 9 | #DND
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Derek and Keth speak to the Butcher of Shark Bay and make some startling discoveries. Jeff licks his wounds and resigns himself to shifting rubble whi...
Ep. 39: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 8 | #DND
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Derek and Jeff make a discovery that could turn the whole investigation on its head. Elsewhere, as the number of secrets inside secrets mounts up, ten...
Ep. 38: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 7 | #DND
30 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys awake from a very strange dream and head down for breakfast. Sounds simple enough, but something seems to have affected them in the night, an...
Ep. 37: Lastlight Special - Santas Come To Town - Part 2 | #DND
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The crew is still in winter wonderland, and charging towards a festive face-off with the big man in red. But stuck at the bottom of a pit with a dying...
Ep. 36: Lastlight Special - Santas Come To Town - Part 1 | #DND
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The gang wakes in the middle of the night to find themselves sucked into a completely different story. What could have happened this time that needs t...
Ep. 35: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 6 | #DND
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The team knuckles down into some serious questioning...well, some of them do. Jeff comes across another wine cellar and his discovery turns out to be ...
Ep. 34: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 5 | #DND
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The gang interrogates the ultimate witness and then decides to have a good nosey through all of their belongings. Security finally gets called, but Ma...
Ep. 33: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 4 | #DND
09 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode Derek makes the trade of the decade, the party ask all the tough questions, while carefully treading on everyone's toes, and co...
Ep. 32: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 3 | #DND
02 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our undercover crew head down for dinner and after meeting more than just one celebrity, the seating arrangements come under scrutiny. But it seems th...
Ep. 31: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 2 | #DND
25 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys manage to make a huge mess but still somehow get invited to the party. Following a swift shower and wardrobe change, they set out for a night...
Ep. 30: Death on Nemmonis Island - Chapter 1 | #DND
18 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The crew receives a special invitation. Stopping only for a quick trip to the costume department, they set sail towards yet more untold dangers. But t...
Ep. 29: Tel Dath Do Us Part II - Chapter 4 | #DND
11 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes tackle creatures from beyond the grave. And whilst they mostly come out unscathed, some of the boys lose more than they bargained for. Will...
Ep. 28: Tel Dath Do Us Part II - Chapter 3 | #DND
04 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As the crew navigates the wild magic-infused waters of the Devil's Arse, Malrus flaunts his yo-yo skills from the crow's nest, Derek, minus a fake bea...
Ep. 27: Halloween Special | #DND
31 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's party time aboard the Tel Dath. Halloween is upon us and dressed in their spookiest attire, our heroes find themselves in trouble once again. Thi...
Ep. 26: Tel Dath Do Us Part II - Chapter 2 | #DND
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys decide that a spot of shopping is in order and eagerly set about acquiring some wild and exciting new toys. Finally bereft of cash they spend...
Ep. 25: Tel Dath Do Us Part II - Chapter 1 | #DND
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The gang makes a new friend, and wearily escapes the island to return to the Tel Dath. Captain Timbers awaits along with their hard-earned rewards. Bu...
Ep. 24: The Cranberry Files - Chapter 12 | #DND
14 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The crew is finally reunited and is now faced with the aftermath of Jeff's little “incident”. Just what is the truth behind this island and will o...
Ep. 23: The Cranberry Files - Chapter 11 | #DND
07 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The gang finds themselves separated and facing two difficult tasks. With three members of the party embroiled in vicious combat whilst the other langu...
Ep. 22: The Cranberry Files - Chapter 10 | #DND
30 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are closing in on the Governor, now with the help of a new ‘friend’ who might actually be a hostage. Have they made a huge mistake, or ...
Ep. 21: The Cranberry Files - Chapter 9 | #DND
23 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes find themselves in the fort's radio station. Will they get to meet the illustrious Baylon Parktree? Just what has this got to do with the G...
Ep. 20: The Cranberry Files - Chapter 8 | #DND
16 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our motley crew has made it down into the mines as part of their latest plan to get into the fort and find the Governor. What awaits them down there i...
Ep. 19: The Cranberry Files - Chapter 7 | #DND
09 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have hatched a new plan, and with their new partner, they might just have a chance to break into the fort and find the Governor. Will our her...