Roommates-In-Law

#197 - The Finale: Look for the Heroes

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well folks we've got good news, bad news, and huge news. This is the finale of the Roommates-In-Law pod, and all we can say is thank you so much for f...

#196 - Timmy Gets Punched?

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Timmy is back state side with some absolute bangers from the honeymoon and the boys are riffin and raffin better than ever before. Love you all! Email...

#195 - The Honeymoon

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well folks, Ole Timmy Smith is back from a beautiful honeymoon across the pond with a couple tales to tell, and it's an absolute blast on the pod toda...

#194 - Banned from Oasis

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Big old ZERO being thrown out at the top of the ep this week folks! Tom is back state side and he's coming in hot, meanwhile Timmy is about to take of...

#193 - Gym Smith is BACK

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We'll go ahead and say it - best episode in a while folks. Absolute heat from start to finish, you love to see it. Timmy gets married and is now back ...

#192 - Liz Frank

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You good folks aren't going to believe it but it's a great time at the apartment once again as the roommates are riffin and raffin their way to anothe...

#191 - Honeydew Shower

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Believe it or not the boys kick off this banger of an episode with some soccer talk! What?? Then after we're done kickin' it, we talk Portual / Poland...

#190 - Is Chris Martin a Bad Singer?

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well our biggest fight of all time on the pod breaks back open as Tim defends his claim about Coldplay's lead singer Chris Martin. It's a hoot and a h...

#189 - The Next Nick Mulaney

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back you hooligans, it's another fun time on the pod. Timmy is one week away from marriage and we cannot wait for the fit reveal. Get your dam...

#188 - Media Training

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oopsies we had fun on the pod again this week! No Zeros other than a potential self-nom from Tom. Timmy is on the wedding countdown and the boys are w...

#187 - Cardney Stone

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An absolute heater this week folks! Timmy gets ready for the big day, we get an update on Tom's medical situation, and the Mazda goes through a big pr...

#186 - How To Be Funny School

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well well well if it isn't the roommates having a fun time once again. Tom gets heckled with an absolute swing and a miss the same day as getting kind...

#185 - Here Take This Real Knife

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

WELP! Sorry for the 24 hour delay but we get one mistake per year okay? Tom is back from the mountain and Timmy is getting recognized by the paparazzi...

#184 - Six Dog Max

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Against all odds the pod is a good time again this week folks! We've got a follow up to our developing story about Dollar Dog Night in Milwaukee - tur...

#183 - Tom Goes to the E.R.

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast episode quite simply has it all. Incredible Zero of the Week self-nom, dads and how we feel about them, and Tom spends a birthday weekend...

#182 - Dad Calls

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We accidentally cooked up some fresh hot delicious podcast for you guys again this week, whoops! Timmy has almost a perfect time at the DCP until a sm...

#181 - Drivers, Dine-Ins, & Dives

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Uh ohhhh we're having fun again! Whoops! On this week's hot ep we've got Tom playing his dad in basketball, Timmy getting a karma cut from his ex-barb...

#180 - Heist Mode

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy we've got a live one this week folks. Hot takes on Leo, Tom watches Farmer Wants a Wife, and Timmy has his mental health meter set to Heist Mod...

#179 - Bleeding From the Mouth

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Okay folks here's the deal - prepare yourself for a good old fashioned giggle because the roommates are having a great time on the pod this week. Tom ...

#178 - Catching A Ball Can Fix It All

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An absolute blast thing week folks. Timmy has just exited the 24-hour alone time period with his beloved out of town, meanwhile Tom makes a premature ...

#177 - Our Daily Bread

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey folks a reminder to keep on sending us your zeros and heroes because we're having a gay old time with them! Got some follow up discussions from Ti...

#176 - Shut Up Mark

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shut upppp Mark! We've got a absolute heater for you this week roommates as we FINALLY debut the Tom Petty Button! A couple fun Zero submissions resul...

#175 - Some Things Get Lost

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hello roommates and in-laws, we're having a goofy time for once this week in a newly built out pad (shoutout to the gay sisters for the tools). We've ...

#174 - Bone-In Arancini

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Woah woah woah the roommates have a couple new microphones and we are absolutely off to the races over here folks. It's an all-time New York weekend f...

#173 - The Day They Dyed The River Green

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks we're not kidding around here okay? This week's episode is top to bottom heat. Gasoline. Fire. Diesel. Whatever. Tom gets robbed again, Timmy ce...

#172 - I Love You Chicken

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh nooooo it's another fun episode of the Roommates-In-Law Podcast! Tough week for Tom, who gets yelled at by his girlfriend for not reading a social ...

#171 - Creep of the Week

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Good morrow! While reviewing a potential Zero of the Week, the roommates stumble across a few new categories that may be necessary to properly label b...

#170 - Grocery Store Sushi

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well despite our enemies' greatest efforts, the roommates were able to have an incredible time on the pod once again this week. Tom makes a new woke f...

#169 - What Musk We Do??

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oops the roommates are being goofballs again this week! We kick this bad boy off with a Menty H check-in, and both our boys are doing okay! Tim reads ...

#168 - Tommy Gets Robbed

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well well well folks, the travel woes continue this week as Tom gets robbed! Kind of. It is theft! Anyways, he finds a new windbreaker in Tacoma and a...

#167 - Comfort Plus My Vomit

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up folks because this week we take you on a disgusting little journey up to Comfort Plus, where Tom has a nightmare experience filled with Zero...

#166 - More Riffs Less Tariffs

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FIRST OF ALL - Happy Birthday to the one and only Timothy Smith. Casually drops that it's his bday in the middle of this week's episode. Speaking of, ...

#165 - iPad is a Big Phone

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back at it this week folks and Timmy makes a big discovery about his reading situation. He's cruisin' through Potter and onto some big stuff, meanwhil...

#164 - One L of a Week

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to the hottest pod in town folks, we've got some tales for your fat buns this week. Tom survives a week in the worst city on earth, to be...

#163 - Crab Walkin' in Joshua Tree

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An absolutely eventful ep this week as Tim and Tom both get back from some exciting trips. Tom takes off to Costa Rica with the family while Timmy hea...

#162 - Grizzly Man

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lookin' straight grizzly! The roommates are having a wonderful old time this week as Tom finally opens up about his closest encounter with death itsel...

#161 - Matt Gaetz's Forehead

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year Roommates! The fellas are kicking off the new year with a new little studio setup and some fun tales. Our heros are addicted to UberEat...

#160 - Self Acceptance vs. Self Love

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A very goofy time this week in the Roommates-In-Law studio folks! We talk a little Menty H and self love as we get ready for a new dang year, we get a...

#159 - Another Candy Coated Christmas

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As a follow up to last year's best podcast episode, the roommates watch the greatest Christmas movie once again - Candy Coated Christmas! We cannot re...

#158 - Giselle & Luigi

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An absolute hoot and hollerin' time this week folks! We're back in Tom's apartment and he's got some upgrades since the last time ole Timmy visited. W...

#157 - Is This Thing On??

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Heat alert! Red hot heat alert! We've got some fun tales coming out of Ridgewood Studios this week as Timmy goes back to New Orleans for a big old the...

#156 - Thankskilling

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The fellas are coming to you live from Thanksgiving at Timmy's house and it's a fun festive one folks! We've got aperol spritzes and fun tales for you...

#155 - Jean Sleepin' in Boston

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got an absolute heater for you this week folks. Timmy is back in Beantown and having too much fun, resulting in a mystery phone call. Meanwhile ...

#154 - Tommy's Accident

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Uh ohhhh! We've got a dramatic one for you this week as Tom gets in his first car accident trying to get his buns to Rhode Island. Timmy is on the men...

#153 - The Marathom

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a post-election funk, the vibes are low today folks. Not only that, but ole Timmy got sick and is fighting for his dang life. However, out of that ...

#152 - Tony It Down

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DRAMAAAA!!! The boys are getting yelled at on the internet this week folks! Spooky season is in full effect as the ghouls of Twitter come after Ole Ti...

#151 - The Hat

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well well well, if it isn't a great pod episode, folks! Timmy has an unbelievable New York tale for you this week that will one day be developed into ...

#150 - Airfrastructure

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We kick this week off with a classic laundry room debacle, where we find our first Zero of the Week nominee. The boys also let slip about their financ...

#149 - Crocs No Socks??

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off this week's episode with a few Zero of the Week nominations and a clear winner. Ding ding ding, free hot dog coming your way! Tim has the ...

#148 - Tom Gets Name Droppy

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a fun one coming your way this week folks! We kick things off with an interesting zero nomination / inquiry for the king of the trails (Tim)...

#147 - Trump Coins

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A hot one coming out of New York City today as the roommates finally have a fun time. Tom has an existential crisis after getting bullied by a strange...

#146 - Planned Plane Poop??

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The roommates drive through the night to get out of the woods and we're back at it, folks! Timmy sneaks out of Tom's parents house to hibernate for a ...

#145 - You're an Idiot-In-Law

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're in the woods with our two best pals Geoffrey Asmus and Alex Dragicevich from the world famous You're an Idiot podcast. The writers retreat is go...

#144 - The Chin Stroker

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys, if Delta and American Airlines stocks crash this week, it's because Tim and Tom are finally cracking down on these idiots. Both our co-hosts...

#143 - School Season

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! Sorry, just seein if you read these things :)  Listen we had a big business meeting this week, and we want your feedback on...

#142 - The Haircut Sl*t

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well well well if it isn't another good time on the Roommates-in-Law pod with your good friends Tim and Tom. Mr. Tim Smith is officially a woods guy n...

#141 - Breakfast at the Super 8

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who would have ever thought we'd have another fun episode for you guys this week?? Timmy gets a 6 day visit from the parents, while Tom has some new e...

#140 - Amarillo By Another Morning??

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New studio alert! Young Tom has moved into the world famous neighborhood of Bushwick, Brooklyn and the boys have a new studio setup. Lots of fun tales...

#139 - The Evolution of Memes

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well folks we get a little heavy by the end of this week's episode and boy do we want you to stick with us. Send us your thoughts, your strategies, yo...

#138 - The Fart Heckle

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back to Riffwood Studios we go! We've got a delirious Tom coming in hot on a redeye from the pacific northwest, where he encountered one of the strang...

#137 - What Manhattaned?

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two embattled Roommates-In-Law boys fight for their lives to get to the pod this week. Timmy is coming off a milestone weekend back in Louisiana where...

#136 - Smooch vs. Peck

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well folks we've got an absolutely rowdy one this week over in Riffwood Studios. Everybody likes to get kissed, right? Well, tune in to hear about a s...

#135 - Tummy Sans Ass

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The roommates are each coming off some big time weekends, as Timmy returns from the greatest club in the world (Top 5 according to one of our Zero nom...

#134 - Wet Shirt???

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well folks we've got an absolutely wild time this week. First off, we need to solve the mystery of the wet shirt. So please call in with theories. Sec...

#133 - That's Not Coup

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's zero time on the pod this week as the boys have some VERY solid nominations and a very healthy discussion regarding our nominees and why we feel ...

#132 - Gen Z in the Workplace

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Absolutely electric episode this week coming out of Ridgewood Studios. We've got a couple HOT zero nominations this week to kick us off, Timmy encount...

#131 - Timmy Welcomes Tom to New York

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tom moves to New York and immediately turns 30, and Tim is there to welcome him after getting back from a killer weekend in our nation's capital. He d...

#130 - The Floor??

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fun little ep this week as Tom is mere days away from his arrival on the east coast. Tim, meanwhile, is still the king of Ridgewood even after a humil...

#129 - Those Aren't Tears

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well this is a special one, as soon-to-be New York Tom is halfway through Iowa and having a good ole time in the middle of the country. Tim finds a ne...

#128 - The Sand Hole

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Very fun ep this week as Ole Timmy survives a social blunder, while Tom makes his way across the country. The young man finds some weirdos in Utah doi...

#127 - Rumspringa '98

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Very fun pod coming out of Ridgewood Studios this week as the roommates hatch a plan for a hot new 90s hip hop music festival. Tommy also meets some M...

#126 - Civil War

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are back and live from Riffwood, New York! Fun one this week as Tim finds a hot new style he wants to try out and Tom has a run in with a big celeb...

#125 - Stick In My Craw

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don't get a stick in your craw folks! Fun ep this week as LA Tom has a little hollywood moment and continues to avoid packing. Meanwhile the King of R...

#124 - Come On Guys

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The roommates are back in person and they are feeling good... RidgeGood. They have a big night out in the city, Tom meets an apolitical tour guide at ...

#123 - Tom's In Trouble

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Heyoooo welcome back team. To quote Tim, this week LA Tom is "in for a world of hurt" as he prepares to venture east. Please send our west coast roomm...

#122 - Spot Off Observation

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A goofy, gay old time this week as Timmy finds himself in church on Easter and Tom rides a short bus around town. We talk bad church music, basketball...

#121 - Tone It Down

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot week as Tom kicks us off with a rare breed of Zero nominee while flying his little buns back to his home state. Meanwhile, Ole Timmy Smith gets a ...

#120 - Are You In Love?

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well well well, we've done it again. LA Tom and NY Timmy are zoommates-in-law this week and it's a fun one. Tim makes a resolution to start lying more...

#119 - The Nanner Man

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're coming to you live from yet another NYC apartment as the young man is still in the big city. Tim gets bullied by an Amtrak employee in public, b...

#118 - Undercover Good Friends

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well despite the fact that the fellas had a recording snafu on their first attempt this week, we've got an absolute heater for you all. Live from New ...

#117 - Chilled to Death

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Another instant in-person heater this week as Tom is back in New York with Ridgewood Timmy. The boys get a little horned up for the first time on the ...

#116 - Kings of Ridgewood

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The roommates are back in person and live from Ridgewood, Queens! They break down a classic New York City hang during which the fellas found some pote...

#115 - Lost At Sea

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a week full of Zeros for you today folks, as Timmy kicks us off with an instant candidate and we receive a few great submissions. Tom has a ...

#114 - Do Not Disturb

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Good morning and hello to you all, the roommates are back and in good spirits this week. Timmy Smith gets an unsolicitied surprise in his DMs and has ...

#112 - Hack into the Mainframe

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An incredibly fun episode this week as Tim reads us possibly the best Zero of the Week submission we've received. Ding ding ding, free hot dogs for ev...

#111 - Grown Men Having Fun

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Heyooo we're back with a fun one as both of our heroes fight for their lives in the sky. Tom watches a man in a flannel rediscover his rizz, meanwhile...

#110 - Officer Patterson

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in a dog's age we've got LA Tom back on the west coast and NY Timmy back in Ridgewood Studios. Tim finds himself with a little curm...

#109 - Ricky Peanuts

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a lovely New Years weekend the roommates are back with a fun one this week. New Orleans Tim and Minnesota Tom both have a great time doing back ...

#108 - The Fart Culprit

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry for the delay folks, we're all out of sorts after the holiday week! But the roommates are back with a hot one as Tim hits the beautiful chill ci...

#107 - Bear Tone

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got some pettiness right out of the gate from LA Tom this week as Tim makes a critical error (bearer) when it comes to choir vocab. Aside from t...

Remembering Kenny DeForest

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kenny DeForest was an amazing person, comic, and friend. Kenny passed on December 13th, 2023, surrounded by his parents, family, and friends. Please c...

#106 - Candy Coated Christmas

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hello folks we've got another fun in-person ep this week as NY Tom is still in the big Apple after a change of plans (he didn't book a flight home). O...

#105 - It's Really Really Good

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're coming to you live from the Big Apple as the young man Tommy B is back to join Tim in fighting for their lives in the greatest city on...

#104 - New Tommy In Town

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Climb aboard folks, it's a fun one this week. LA Tom has an absolute rollercoaster of a weekend when some shows get cancelled and he pivots with Siste...

#103 - Card Got Declined

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back with a little heater of an episode this week, as Timmy finds a stone cold zero in the wild, not to mention we've got an easy peasy submissi...

#102 - Burgers On A Plane

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back roommates, we've got a fun one this week as Tom narrowly avoids two close encounters with being a self-nominated Zero of the Week. Not to...

#101 - IHOP or Waffle House?

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We cross over into our second century of episodes with an absolute goofball fest this week. Tom gets a bad haircut while simultaneously being set up w...

#100 - The Big Hundy!

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Huge milestone for roommates, in-laws, and good friends everywhere as this is the 100th episode of the Roommates-In-Law Podcast. Thank you all for bei...

#99 - Timmy & the Balenciaga Boots

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Beautiful little coffee pod for you all this week! LA Tom freaks out about being a good friend, has a run-in with a rookie Uber driver, and gets bent ...

#98 - PreCheck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A little goofball time today on the pod. Cal Def Timmy goes to a house party, meanwhile Tom has an incredible altercation with a nice lady from Florid...