Rover's Morning Glory
Episodes
Shocktato, Vanessa Hudgens says she can talk to ghosts, & more
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The FBI silently removed Russian malware to thwart global cyberattacks. Parents unplug Ring after 3-year-old claims voice keeps offering him ice cream...
Dieter's sister-in-law had a baby with a felon, Teachers eating student's free lunches, & more
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter's sister-in-law had a baby with a felon. Teachers forced to resign after eating kids' free lunches. Group attacks man accused of abusing dog in...
Rover did Duji's taxes, Albert Pujols announces divorce after wife’s brain surgery, & more
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
France has a new plan to stop underage people from watching porn. Jeffrey gives an update on his house. Woman makes men pass a test if they want to da...
Update on the guy that shot his GF's ex, passenger arrested for masturbating during flight, & more
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating during flight from Seattle to Phoenix. Was Bill Gates correct when he predicted the future 30 years ago?...
Did Jeffrey put in an offer on a house, Rover is doing Duji's taxes, & more
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duji will be speaking about broadcasting at a college. Man who awoke speaking after 19-year coma, dies in Arkansas. Did Jeffrey put in an offer on a h...
Rover got a balldo, Guy drops bag of crap on a roof, & more
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Police find 5 fetuses in the home of an anti-abortion activist. AI could replace human military commanders in making life or death decisions. High Sch...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, Rover regrets not buy Paul Walker's sunglasses, & more
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bruce Willis announces he has been diagnosed with brain condition and will step away from acting Rover breaks down the Womblands controversy. Trevor B...
Jeffrey gets caught sexting a guys wife, Dieter's cousin can no longer walk because of gaming, & more
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey slept while a woman cleaned his house. Woman filmed by a stranger during her workout left her in tears. Hospitals are asking men if they are p...
Charlie slaps Dieter, Did Jeffrey's son make a GoFundMe, & more
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Did Jeffrey's son make a GoFundMe? Former Google employee complains about the free perks. Chowchilla bus kidnapper has been approved for parole. Guy a...
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Rover went to a funeral, & more
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey is upset after looking at a house over the weekend. Taylor Hawkins died in Colombia. Rover went to the funeral with his wife. Will Smith slapp...
Rover is not going to a funeral with his wife, Playboy model paid as an online honeytrap, & more
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey's living situation update. Marines approve two-tone nail polish for troops and longer hair. Playboy model paid as an online honeytrap to see i...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, Is the Chick-fil-A line a public nuisance, & more
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duji recaps her silver sneakers workout. Did Arizona player inappropriately touch TCU cheerleader’s chest? A nurse is facing prison after giving the...
JLR considers filming a House Hunting reality show, Duji is going to work out with old people, & more
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duji is going to a work out class for senior citizens. Old guy shoots a jet skier after rescuing him. Parents charged with killing 16-year-old daughte...
Dieter wants to go to Ukraine, Woman ends up in hospital for holding in farts, & more
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter wants to go to Ukraine to fight. College grad exposes the ranking system her sorority used for rush candidates. Man jailed after dropping 20 ki...
Contract Update, Deshaun Watson and the Browns, & more
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Contract update. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones target of lawsuit over alleged secret daughter. Florida bridgetender faces manslaughter for the death of a ...
Teacher is suspended for defending himself, Woman emails in after getting caught sexting her coworker, & more
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter is still not at work. Rover finshed the Evan Rachel Wood documentary. Study says dancing is good for masculinity. Teacher is suspended after gr...
Jeffrey's credit score, fallout from Dieter's stunt, & more
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter will not be coming back to work until he comes to an agreement with management. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel faces backlash for tweet....
Dieter takes his contract negotiation to the next level, Woman stabbed plenty of fish date, & more
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ohio Attorney General is offering 10k grants to help john schools. Woman allegedly stabbed date from plenty of fish in retaliation for US drone strike...
Jeffrey is being evicted, Naomi Osaka breaks down in tears after being heckled, & more
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey is being forced to move. Tom Brady is coming out of retirement. Petito family sues Brian Laundrie's parents. Naomi Osaka breaks down in tears ...
Jeffrey's archnemesis makes a come back, Jussie Smollett has an outburst in court, & more
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover's electric bill is out of control. Jussie Smollett has an outburst while getting sentenced. Snitzer's dog passed away. Duji brings in her sister...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, Black Panther director accused of robbing bank, & more
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter argues about how motorcycle gears work. Listener says he was beat up by the police. Doja Cat wrote a song about mexican pizzas. Black Panther d...
Dieter gives an update on his Brother-In-Law, Duji cried over a really stupid song, & more
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duji is ten minutes late because she had to poop. Jeffrey calls in to explain why he is not at work. No charges for 5-year-old who left teacher hospit...
Does Dieter have brain damage, Rover explains solo polyamory, & more
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Man accused of hiding in woman's attic, secretly filming her after meeting on OnlyFans. Guy wants to ban energy drinks after his son became addicted a...
Jeffrey says he was overcooked in the womb, Huge fight at Mexican Soccer Match, & more
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Huge fight broke out at a Mexican Soccer match. Ireland Baldwin shares candid post after suffering from anxiety attack triggered by a cup of coffee. O...
Charlie runs out of gas, Dieter and Charlie shave with vodka, & more
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie calls in from the side of the road after running out of gas. Loud sex is ruining hundreds of New Yorkers' lives. Dieter wants to go back to hi...
Dieter does the grossest thing the show has ever done, Conspiracy Theory, & more
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Woman had drug fueled sex with a dead body for hours. Dieter does the grossest thing the show has ever done. Texas Rep. Van Taylor drops re-election b...
Jeffrey takes a shower Instagram live, Dieter is prepping for nuclear war, & more
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey reveals he spent a large chunk of his tax refund. MLB cancels opening day after sides fail to end lockout. Charlie and Dieter are still at odd...
Dieter does something that might cost him his job, Woman hates her husband, & more
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Zuckerberg is going to try and cure all diseases by the year 2100. Dieter isn't sure what he is going to give up for Lent. Woman writes a book ab...
Duji is taking adult ballet, Jeffrey went to see Corey's band, & more
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey went to see Corey's band. More than half of people wouldn't admit if a restaurant mistake. Woman says OB-GYN secretly fathered her and then be...
Very strange info comes out about Jeffrey's mother-in-law, Rover escapes death, & more
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey finally got his tax refund. Rover escapes death in Miami. Explosive information comes out about Jeffrey's mother-in-law. Female teacher at Ohi...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, California woman jailed over mistaken identity, & more
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey thinks his IQ test was rigged. Dad of reporter shot dead on TV is trying to turn clip into NFT to scrub it from the internet. The police now h...
Phil Mickelson and Saudi Arabia, Could Covid shrink your balls, & more
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Mickelson apologizes for Saudi Arabia comments. Guy had his legs and fingers amputated after eating leftover Chinese food. Matthew Stafford expla...
Snitzer unveils his new app, Rover saw something weird in the bathroom, & more
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover saw a kid holding a dead baby dolphin. Recap of Charlie's bar crawl. Van Jones welcomes new daughter as 'conscious co-parents' with longtime fri...
Who has the worst Uber rating, are birds fake? & more
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Who has the worst Uber rating on the show? The guy from the Tinder Swindler now has an agent. Curious George films a video for Steve-O. Iheart Karaoke...
Rover is going to ride a death train, Bob Saget conspiracy gets deeper, & more
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Who has the weirdest text messages on the show? Mother is going to prison after her boyfriend killed her son. Iheart Karaoke - Round 2. Rover is going...
Soccer player kicked his cat, Iheartradio Karaoke Round 1, & more
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duji's nephew is getting deployed to Syria. Utah residents say that using a digital ID will lead to concentration camps. Hudson mayor resigns after ic...
Dieter and Charlie face off in a pillow fight, Listener saw a man entering JLR's house, & more
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover's weekend was ruined because of his colonoscopy. Plane passenger busts man looking at nude videos of women. Third grader faces assault charges f...
Rover recaps his colonoscopy, Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, & more
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter is upset because the pillow fight is getting pushed back to Monday. Ohio mayor suggests ice fishing shanties may lead to prostitution. Rover re...
Duji wants the move to The Villages, Trevor Bauer will not face charges, & more
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Justice Department announces 3.6 billion dollar crypto seizure. Rover plays some dash cam from the fake police officers. GOP candidate is still runnin...
Pretend cops, student violently attacks classmate, & more
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Curious George went to the hospital after seeing the new Jackass movie. Lifting weights for just three seconds a day helps build muscle. Cardinal says...
Tinder Swindler, Lamar Odom crapped his bed, & more
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Viral post shows who's to blame for pay inequity Pill could stop sex-addicted men from cheating, claim scientists Jeffrey has started a 12 month chall...
Crew reveals their petri dishes, Rover bought Jeffrey some new work boots, & more
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Woman now says she was gang raped in VR Metaverse and it felt like real life. Rover bought Jeffrey some new work boots. The crew finally reveals their...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, teacher accidently projects sex toys to class, & more
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duji is totally wrong about the big snow storm. Rover is tired of talking about Covid. Substitute teacher removed after accidently showing sex toys on...
Brian Flores sues NFL, petri dish update, & more
02 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover is thinking of trying steroids. Duji is freaking out about a potential blizzard. There was a huge fight in Golden Corral over steak. Brian Flore...
Tom Brady is retiring from the NFL, Driver fires nearly a dozen shots in road rage incident, & more
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Bieber buys Bored Ape NFT for $1.3M Driver fires nearly a dozen shots in road rage incident. Jeffrey was caught cheating at the petri dish swab...
The crew uses petri dishes to find out who is the filthiest, Duji's mom made fun of her for being overweight, & more
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Michigan school district denies that litter boxes were provided to students who identify as furries. Duji's mom made fun of her for being overweight. ...
Jessica Eye, Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, & more
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Cannon doesn't like sex toys in bed, sees them as competition. Police launch criminal investigation into woman's accidental fentanyl death during...
Rover has to get a colonoscopy, Update on the new studio, & more
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover missed his exit this morning. Francis Ngannou is getting knee surgery and will be out for a year. Why ghosting hurts so much, according to a the...
Should Duji try dominatrix work, the world is getting dumber, & more
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover explains that the Iheartradio music problem is fixed. Robert Kennedy Jr apologizes for Holocaust remarks at anti-vaxxer rally. Should Duji try d...
The crew tries their hand at Jeopardy, Snitzer admits to buying an NFT ape, & more
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cop paid 30K to leave force after colleagues found OnlyFans account. Woman who thanked a man for not looking at her ass at the gym. Francis Ngannou sa...
Dieter thinks the government is lying about steroids, trans swimmer may have lost on purpose, & more
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Odell Beckham Jr lost a bunch of money on Bitcoin. A woman that was in the RMG calendar has died. Father of accused Eight Mile killer blames social me...
Charlie brought in a fart detector, Aries Spears, & more
21 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rover has no interested in meeting his family members. News Reporter gets hit by a car. Charlie brought in a fart detector. The news showed a brutal m...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, artificial wombs, & more
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Does CPAP machine make you fart? Rover didn't realize that eating bad food is not good for him Playboy model says men are scared of her. What happened...
Update on Jeffrey's broken car, Browns player is arrested naked, & more
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is Rover's penis fungus caused by low vitamin D? 3 Police Officers charged with manslaughter for little girl's shooting death. Dak Prescott collected ...
Rover has a fungus growing on his penis and balls, Does B2 have body dysmorphia, & more
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
NYC has a safe space where people can legally do drugs. Landlord sparks fury by selling Banksy mural for 2 million. Dallas Cowboys' fans throw trash a...
Professor goes on weird rant, ISIS bride wants to return to the US, & more
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
B2 has trouble buying shorts online. Australian minister Mark McGowan uses a translator to translate english into english. Supreme Court refuses to he...
Dieter's Conspiracy Corner, does covid shrink your schlong, & more
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pennsylvania dentist denies murdering his wife during African hunting trip. Covid symptom sees horrified man’s penis shrink by 1.5 inches. Judge ord...
Dieter almost got into a fight at a casino, did Jeffrey pretend to be in the military to get free drinks, & more
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter was spotted at a casino getting into a fight. Female dolphins have a clitoris much like humans. Are Mom bods hot? Duji gives an update on her c...
Surgeons transplant a pig heart into a human, Model was stalked using Apple AirTag, & more
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harvard study reveals 4 secrets to long term happiness. Tesla adds chill and assertive self-driving modes. Sports Illustrated model says she was stalk...
Dieter tries to sniff Dumb's jarred farts, Is Aaron Rodgers going to boycott the Super Bowl, & more
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dieter is back after having Covid. Jeffrey's car still doesn't work. Is Aaron Rodgers going to boycott the Super Bowl? Salon refuses to cut autistic c...
The crew tries farting in jars, Dumb recaps his Christmas, & more
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wizards broadcaster ripped for insensitive comment about Kevin Porter Jr.'s late father on game-winning shot. The crew tries farting in jars. Treasure...
Guy was shot by police on NYE for shooting off his gun, pretty privilege, & more
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Teachers would wear mics, allowing parents to review incidents, in proposed Florida bill. Attractive women reveal benefits of pretty privilege. Rover ...
Duji and Dumb became billionaires, Duji tried selling foot pictures, & more
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg to stop seeking prison in some cases. Man who faked being disabled teen to get diaper changed arrested again. TV star Stephan...
PBR deletes bizarre tweet about ass, Dumb wants advice because a woman he knows is getting beat, & more
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pabst Blue Ribbon deletes bizarre tweet about Dry January. New Apple Watch ad accused of being overly gruesome. Cancer-stricken mom gets Times Square ...
Dumb posted a rambling video on NYE, Is Jeffrey's daughter asking people for money online, & more
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey's car is broken again. Rover got a his wife a vacuum for Christmas. Betty White died. Charlie's dog had a boner that wouldn't go away. Snitzer...