Rude Tales of Magic
Episodes
Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I need a vacation...from this vacation! HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https:/...
We're Going to GenCon! and a wee bit o' TEASER
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come fr...
Arrivals
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (...
Gleaning the Cube
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can'...
Rude Talks of Public Chatting! For YOU!
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Before we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN ...
UNLOCKED: The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a ...
O Captain, My Captain
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the ...
FEED GUEST: "Bride and Vroom" by Oh These, Those Stars of Space
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those S...
The Thin Black Line
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable help...
Operation Ottersquirt
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying...
It's a Calling
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obvious...
Workin' Hard
12 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls...
Goblin Mode
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jesus Christ, we're finally back. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true a...
Hell and Back
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it? EDITOR'S NOTE: We're...
Tim Platt's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY Holiday Special
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Fe...
Crossroads
04 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebis We wild for this one! Subscribe to our sister podcast (different show same cast!) Oh These Those Stars of Space! ...
We Get to Have You
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed...
Call Me Late to Dinner
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, b...
Sneak SHRIEK: Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night"
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
BEHOLD, on this Pre-Hallow's Week, we present to you both tricks and treats. Available right now on the Rude Tales Patreon feed is Tim Platt's "What a...
Good News, Bad News
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the mighty riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, l...
Professor Outside
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You're gonna want headphones for this one. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com ...
The Riddled Remnant (with special guests Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan)
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
One second you're ambling along the Switchblade foothills, and then BOOM you're accosted by the traumatized diaspora of the festival you indirectly ma...
You Wish
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
[LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! Get streaming and IRL tickets now at rudetalesofmagic.live now! Better hurry!] Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the ...
TEASER: Tim Platt's Honey Heist
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Last year Tim Platt (Stirfry, Smellulus, Tim Platt, Davo) decided to try and run his own game of Honey Heist. Thank god we recorded it, because it mus...
The Way We Came
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven if it's surrounded by the seemingly unstopp...
Oh These, Those Stars of Space: "Who Do Dare"
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
ALERT! INVADERS FROM SPACE! Oh These, Those Stars of Space that is! Here is the first public chapter of our episodic, space-based chaos festival from ...
In the Flesh
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We got A WHOLE NEW PODCAST: Oh These, Those Stars of Space! You're gonna love it, it's the same brilliant (but sensual!) cast you crave, making a whol...
Look Out Below
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've just announced OUR FIRST IN-PERSON live show in a year! September 15th at the Bell House in historic Brooklyn, New York. Tickets are going fast ...
The Ringer
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW IS SOON AND TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! It'll be our last live show until September, so get. on. board. spit spot. Go to rudetalesog...
[TEASER] Trouble in Paradise!
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
GO! NOW! RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twit...
Ding Dong
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features original music by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get ...
Ruleshaven
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchest...
Ruleshaven
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features original music by B A Kling. It also features a solid 45 minutes of exposition., and you know what? It sings. What other podcast...
Jurisdiction
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Albee's music in this episode is taken from a student performance at the Senzoku Gakuen College of Music. They have an incredible youtube page you sho...
Interlude: Are You Afraid of the Scares?
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We'll be back on schedule in two weeks, in the meantime enjoy this interlude, produced by, wait, am I reading this right... Joe Lepore!? Our Patreon i...
UNLOCKED: Sixgun Showdown!
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We'll be back in two weeks with the (and I am not kidding here) THRILLING follow up to Maestro. Until then, PARSE with us won't you? The other epi...
MAESTRO
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it...
Way Down in the Hole
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it...
Infinite Jests
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCED! Check out rudetalesofmagic.com for show dates and tickets! Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get ...
Daddy-O
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will wrestle with GOD, and defeat her. All that's mis...
Thirsty Falls: Part 2
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're...
NYE Special: Beans & Revelry
29 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're...
Thirsty Falls: Part 1
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're...
It Sphinx In Here
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible ...
Riddle Guy
18 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible ...
Breaking Dawn
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University swe...
The Shish Kebab Express
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tickets for the next live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com. Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps th...
Rain of Terror
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tickets for the Halloween live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com. Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what kee...
UNLOCKED: Blood Tales of Depravity
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get more content like this: the Rude Crew plays horror, sci fi, and...animal-based...ttrpgs all on our award winning* Patreon! Subscribe to and rate R...
A Stranger Comes to Town
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Check out all the cool stuff on rudetalesofmagic.com. Like our new Polaris University hoodies and sweatshirts. Wow look at that. Neat! The kickstarter...
TEASER Lasers and Feelings #1
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/ ALSO Fortunate Horse, the...
[Miniseries] Come at the King: The Final Chapter
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for for tickets to our first live stream THIS FRIDAY, the 28th! Hurry! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and tru...
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 6
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's t-shirts! For YOUR body! There's one with a skull and one w...
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's tshirts! For YOUR body! Theres one with a skull and one wit...
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 4
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, we...
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink, an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the...
[Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2
16 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink, an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the...
Black Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever.
02 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a r...
[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you ...
[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent (and quickly degrading), solidifie...
Mountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan)
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge infl...
Pack Your Bags
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry we don't have a patreon. JUST KIDDING YOU HANDSOME LIL DEVIL! ITS RIGHT THERE CLICK THERE I WAS JUST KIDDING WE HAVE ONE ITS GREAT! Subscribe to...
A Murder of Crows
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals...
[UNLOCKED] Rude Talks of Chatting #10 "Buggin Out"
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON THE gold-standard discord community! Act...
Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're on TWITCH NOW! Follow us there to hang out, and do tons of fun stuff like read, drink, learn, play, and avoid the end of the world with us! Plea...
Boys Boys Boys
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you don't support our patreon we will die. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follo...
All the Little Ants
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are pleased as punch to feature the work of Ben Kling and Rachel Wenitsky! Ben arranged and produced Scrum's Theme, with Rachel on the pi...
Buggin' Out
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Look, the patreon is good. We saved a seat for you. Additional music this week from Ben Kling (click that link, handsome, his soundcloud is incredib...
TEASER: Rude Tales LIVE at Union Hall 1/24/20
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Find our patreon here! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @o...
The Cave and The Mistress
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Patreon, dog! Get with the program. And follow us on twitter @of_rude That's an order, Lieutenant! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on App...
Brothers Keeper
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We got a LIVE show coming up and tickets are going FAST. Get yours right now for January 23rd at the historic Union Hall.----> here. And baby, if y...
GIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company ...
Kebin
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
CW: gore, death, family Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: ...
When You're Here
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyo...
Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychol...
Dial E for Elf
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you're not on the patreon, you're trash. Sorry!https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagicSubscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podc...
Mother Knows Best
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Run don't walk to go support synthwave master HOME @ https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night The album (our fave) is only $2!! Go ...
Down for the Count
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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Class Dismissed
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Rude Tales of Magic is edited and produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate [email protected] Subscribe to...
Rude Tales of Magic: The Trailer
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Captain tease, please! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @o...