Run Your Mouth
Episodes
STRAIT TO WAR WITH CHINA?
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob heads into the demon realm because reality has become an AOL pump and dump email. Three days ago Trump said the Hormuz Strait would reopen itself....
Back To ‘Not War’… This Is What Happens Next
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The non-ceasefire of the non-war is not holding, and we're now in the historic position of fighting a war over the terms of a ceasefire nobody can...
The Most Expensive podcast in America
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein debuts the brand new million-dollar Run Your Mouth studio, immediately fires Producer Man, and declares war on being the biggest show on...
Blackmail On Everyone
04 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's...
Netanyahu Tells Trump to Ignore His Own Voters While Shapiro Pitches Us a Ground War
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open recapping the full lunacy of the Iran war, then dives into why the Kash Patel hack was probabl...
Iran Sent Trump a Secret Gift and He Won't Tell Us What It Is
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't ...
Netanyahu's Pipeline Fantasy, Hegseth's Bomb Budget, and Epstein's Lawyer Probably Lied
22 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein kicks off a rare Saturday night live stream by roasting Trump's commemorative "winning" coin, then tears into the DHS funding standoff w...
Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new...
Our Planes Aren't Getting Shot Down They're Just Spontaneously Falling From The Sky
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that...
Trump "Wins" Iran War But Keeps Bombing Anyway
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, ...
Is it going Nuclear?
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Bernstein and war correspondent Kyle Anzalone (@KyleAnzalone_) break down the Iran war in a special Sunday edition of Run Your Mouth. Who's actual...
The Iran Non War
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Breakdown of the Iran war + Latest Epstein stuff including Bill + Hillarie's depositions.Premium content at www.robbernsteincomedy.com including a...
@davidtbeito On FDR's Failed Presidency
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a dive into FDR's presidency and my personal vengeance against my high school history teachers who loved FDR. I Accidentally start...
Trump double down triple ramp up
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Quick recap of the state of the union, the latest Epstein, Iran and tariff news. www.robbernsteincomedy.com $5 a month for subscriber content. Today w...
That's A Wrap
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Shorter episode of Bondi has declared Epstein over + Ukraine/Iran wars. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for second half on Michael Jordan, Trans Shooters, ...
Mainstream Myths about Labor Income And Profit Rates
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
@GeneSohoForum coming through with the Graphs and walkthrough of the real story in American Labor markets. Are American's underpaid by greedy corp...
Lutnik's Lunchtime Expedition
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Latest on Epstein, job markets voter ID and more. Then join me at RobBernsteiComedy.com for talk on Bad Bunny, My personal Rebrand and the etiquette f...
Hodl Harder With @TheGuySwann
10 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Delving into the recent Up/Downs + Bitcoin Hijacked and overtaken conspiracies with @TheGuySwann here for a debunk. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.comSub...
Satashi's Grand Covid Plan
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
www.RobBernsteinComedy.com To support the show and catch the last segment of subscriber content. Tonight we've got the latest on Epstein + The Ken...
Files Released
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sunday Edition of the RYM Podcast. Support the show at RobBernsteinComedy.com. Talking breaking Luigi Mangione out of Jail, Don Lemon arrested, Melani...
Law And Disorder
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
www.robbernsteincomedy.com for paywalled content and to support the show. Breaking down everything Minneapolis SPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocode RYM)Yokr...
The Trump Circle
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
www.RobBernsteinComedy.Com - Subscribe for exclusive content at the end of the live stream,Today's topics. Breaking down the Trump Circle the Scot...
President Made you Look
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The latest on Trump/Greenland. Cost of the rebrand on the department of war. Coverage on how Stupid Don Lemon is, What Larry Ellison is up to and why ...
Greatest Victory Ever
17 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Iran/Israel. Trumps Noble Peace Prize. Clinton/Epstein and more.Check out subscriber episodes at: www.Robbernsteincomedy.com.Sponsors:Yokratom.comShea...
Gene Epstein 2026
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hanging with Gene and getting insights on: Will Trump be able to Lower Interest rates, Fannie mae buying mortgage bonds, Gene's recession predicti...
@DavidBCollum
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We've got 2 hours of in depth content from David Collum talking Venezuela, American Imperialism, views on the stock market, Utilizing AI, the hous...
Venezuala Action Movie
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Breakdown of Venezuela and some other recent news. Joined - by Lions Of Liberty - @BrianMcWilliams and check out his game: Woke World Wars availab...
Closing Out 2025
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump Venezuala, Iran + Ukraine. A review of Epstein's Amazon purchases and more. Check out stand up content here: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Epsteins Christmas Party
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They found more documents, they also found the brown shooter, Fentanyl is now a WMD and talking to Steven our wonderboy non scientistSPONSORS:YOKRATOM...
Terminate This
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Packed episode talking Kimar Abrego Garcia, J6 pipe bomber, New fed and lower Interest Rates and Donald trumps remarks on selling CNN.SPONSORS:Yokrato...
Rubio's War On Inclusive Fonts
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Talking Tim Poll shooting, Rubio going back to Times New Roman, Weed making you sick and more. We will have steven back on Next episode and have him c...
Sunday Specialsode
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To many topics to wait till Wednesday bringing a special Sunday night RYM. NY Times reporting on Ukraine Corruption. Will trumps ballroom be big enoug...
Zoran's Chilly Fund
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Update on all this weeks biggest news stories in order: - Using Virtual Reality to get sober- Dumb celebrity news- Trump uses the R word- Boat bombing...
Deep Vein Trumpbosis
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Talking trumps health, Mamdani news appearances, Doge shut down, Comey case dismissal and Witkoff leak.Then we've got @KyleAnzalone_ for a Geopoli...
Dirt On Everybody
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick sunday stream talking, MTG, Mandani at the white house, Khashoggi and if the comey case is falling apart.Sponsors:Sheath.com (PRomo code RYM)Thr...
Dress Code For Planes
22 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Beignets are overrated and other thoughts on New Orleans and Skankfest. Next we've got Dress Codes for flying. Followed by all the latest epstein ...
Rym from outside skankfest
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick breeze of some crazy stories from last week. Back in studio next week with less travel. Follow my youtube channel for more standup coming out in...
Throw Better Sandwiches
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As I come the end of porch tour I have some new realizations for better living. Next on the agenda is Supreme Court Tarrifs, Venezuala tensions, Jack ...
Ghosts Of The East Wing
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bunch of fun twitter clips to breakdown and some new condemnations are in order.MORE PORCHES. www.porchtour.comMusic by Fast Heart MartSponsorsYokrato...
Autist of the year
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pot and guns - can you mix them. Virginia guifree's book. The Autist of the year award. Trumps television spectacle. Marc maron. Venezuala and som...
Women In Politics
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone's front running the markets. We take a look at the Dems Bench of female politicians. Gaza peace deal and more. Lots of porches coming up. ...
Mr Murky
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Government Shutdowns + Tik Tok + Tarrifs + Evil Story lines.Sponsors:Sheath.comYokraom.comPolygraph.netwww.porchtour.com for upcoming porches. Coming ...
Invest In The Riviera
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having a day. Got a lot of topics. Will see what we cover and do a leftover episode. I'll insert time stamps with topics here tomorrow.SPONSORS:yo...
Censored By Biden
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got youtube restoring Covid censored accounts. Then we've got Trump not walking back the Ukraine war and his latest moves for peace. The...
RYM Live From AZ
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live pod from AZ talking Bridgette Macron + Kash Patel Epstein + Criticism of the fed and more. WWW.PORCHTOUR.COM for more live dates. This thursday i...
Smokeout Bugout 2025
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Different style episode the the typical news rundown. A RYM Porch tour throwback but here's the the 2025 Smokeout Bugout. The legacy continues and...
Twilight Zone Moments
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Talking more about Charlie Kirk and fears of suppression of free speech/escalating political violence. Next we've got news stories about toxic fum...
Sad Day
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Horrible news about Charlie Kirk. Depressing day. We give it a short hopefully respectful mention and get to today's news and our other scheduled ...
Covid Clarity + Epstein Momentum
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got trump looking for Covid Clarity and fighting the Epstein momentum plus a few other topics.SPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocode RYM)Yokratom.co...
Me Chinese Me Go To Harvard Thanks To Trump
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Latest RYM talking Porch Travels + Military in Cities + Ukraine/Russia escalations + Tarrifs favoring big Biz + Trump on chinese students + Burn BagsC...
The Big Old Guessing Game Continues
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From the road with Chris Faga and we're porching hard this weekend. We've got St Louis tonight + Pekin IN + Cincinati + Outside ClVNDNext week...
Bon Aqua Live Pod
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick live pod from Bon Aqua with scattered news stories and first thoughts from the Trump/Putin get together.
Petty Politics
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FBI rounding up texas Dems, Trump hiding paintings and looking for better job numbers, Nivdia deal + Tarrif Waivers + Ukraine summitPorches at www.por...
BAD RECS
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MN this weekend. Then TN run + Indiana/Kentucky. www.porchtour.comToday's episode: Better usage for South Korean Propaganda SpeakersAlex BerensonT...
Enjoying the Drama?
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The latest on Epstein, Ghislaine, Trump trade deals and more. This weekend opening for Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo in Boston + CT: https://samtripoli....
Epstein Has The WNBA money
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Porches this weekend - www.porchtour.com for more info.Talking Epstein, WNBA, Full Sugar coke, the Fed, Russiagate and more.SPONSORS:YOKRATOM.comSheat...
Lower the Interest Rates and End The Feds Rooftop Garden
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
RYM discussing Powells Corruption and the latest in Tariffs', the Ukraine War and Epstein info. Opening For Dave Smith this week in Cleveland Ohio...
How Dare you bring up important issues
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Dt still going after the deep state. Is AOC a Biden clone and was she ever from the Bronx. Why Taylor Swift cost Kamala Harris the election. RFK wa...
Palantir with @LibertyLockPod
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Deep dive with @libertylockpod on Palantir. Also discussing some of the latest from Iran and other topics. Check out Clints podcast @libertylockdownVi...
@TheGuySwann on the porch
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Great run of porches. We squeezed in a short live Pod with Guy Swann delving deep on some money topics. More porches at www.porchtour.comHouston Texas...
The NonWar with Iran threat averted we're safe now party
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mostly Iran talk with a few other topics. Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.comFenixAmmowww.porchtour.com for upcoming porches. https://www.eventbrite.com/e...
Urine Flight 1087
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Iran + Tarrifs and other topics. SPONSORS:sheath.comFenizammo.comYokratom.comPORCHES COMING UP in Upstate NY + CANADA + THE CAROLINAS AND Texas. www.p...
Breaking Spells
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inspiring stories from porch tour. The Drone Stikes on Russia. Trumps budget backlash. A couple of news clips and an interview with the Skeptical Sham...
Conspiracy Debunker with @scotthortonshow
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's part 1 of Conspiracy Debunker with Scott Horton. Episode talks with Ukraine + Iran predictions. Then we move onto 9/11 and Epstein. Check out...
Dems Vs Young Men
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dems look to court young men, Southwest is charging for bags, Trump vs Harvard and Dodge. Porches this weekend in Texas. Rockport, Austin + San Antoni...
Be More Like Biden (And forget about his Dementia)
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Topics in Order:Travel nonsense and Gripes with coffeBiden CancerBudget Bill Walmart/Tariffs Birthright Citizenship (LOCAL COURTS)Golden Dome Khameni ...
90 Day Pause
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Topics In Order- Intro + Some nonsense talk 1 - Prescription Drugs 2 - Church Money 3 - Gates giving away his money and trashing musk4 - Diddy...
Trump In the Bush Bunker
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Porch tour is here. Florida this weekend. www.porchtour.comTalking taxes on tips, trumps canada meeting, Gain of function, Due Process for deportation...
Prince On Prince Action
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we've got the latest round of deportations and tarrifs. Why MSM doesn't want to discuss autism. Trans books for kids. College Funds free...
Uno Cards of Ascending BS
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Porch tour starts this weekend:WWW.PORCHTOUR.COM for more infoTodays episode talking Maryland man, Trump war walkbacks, Tisms and tariff's.Sponsors:Sh...
I'll press it
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PORCH TOUR HERE - www.porchtour.com Another Fine RYM episode with some nonsense news including:More hammer people coming for the elites, Going in debt...
Sell IT All and Rebuy it
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Talking about trump Tarrif's and then Some Bobby The Bank action about how it's affecting sheath and may lead to a lack of comfortable support...
Pete DidISendThat
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Topics in order: Signal story and the secrets revealed23 and meMichelle Obama HaircutHaving a swat ready bodyGhost Gun BanBonnie Blue Spri...
Oh No - They Nearly Shut The Gov Down
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
JFK is banning poppers, Venezualans are going to El Salvador, Gov figured out how to get it's money and more.UPCOMING GIGS: STEAMBOAT + Des Moines...
@DavidBCollum 2025
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Check out @DavidBCollum's end of year recap here: https://peakprosperity.com/2024-year-...Follow: https://x.com/DavidBCollumTopics covered -- Chil...
Tarrif The Tarifs
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jam packed episode talking T Tarrifs, Bitcoin reserves stonks the economy and more. We've also got quick takes on women only gyms, protests with n...
But The Eagles Will Show Up
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Russia/Ukraine, pam bondi, trump speeches and the latest in gender sciences. Guest appearance by @KyleAnzalone_Hit me with porches: Robsnewsroom@gmail...
Clickbait Presidency
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No epstein files, no Ukraine deal, Trump files seized by jack smith are returned but we don't know what's in them + more. Opening for Dave smi...
Greencards for Money and the Wars for Free
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Breakdown of the trump good/bad and the best case scenario for Ukraine deal. Other trump stories of healtchare transparency and new Maga hats. Next we...
The Ghosts Of The Culled Chickens
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Latest of the Russian war, sneaking Gold bars back into the US, Nanobots on your swimmers, Pam Bondi Epstein list and a few moreMerch at: RobBernstein...
The Great European B*Tch out
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looks like DT is ending the Ukraine War. Nice work. Dodge is stirring it up and then a slew of random topics. At 2PM est we're joined with the CEO...
Trumps Taking On The Toilets
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Going to get a new sound board. We had some echo problems and other shenanigans on videos and the guest and to much overall button pressing. There's a...
Navigating the Constitutional Crises
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Neighbor situation is worse. A lot worse.Other then that - Trump/Dodge. Saw Noises. Kam 60 Minutes. Big Ballz and more.SPONSORS:Sheath.comYokratom.com...
Bravado Gone Wrong
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Warning - Clips are a bit loud. If you got buds in I'd lower the volume before clips. Flying out in the AM and won't have a chance to remaster...
The Elites and Their H88Kers
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prostitution at Davos, Deepseek taking on US AI, deporting imigrants, Frozen funds and more changes from the trump administration and more. YOKRATOM....
Day 2 Territory
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Run through of the latest headlines including Trumps day 2 actions, bishops gone wild, Drone tech, congressional investigations and more. SPONSORS: F...
War With My Neighbor
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
1 - I'm furious and might spend the entire show putting my neighbor on blast 2 - Inagaguration, socialism and other stuff I don't care about ...
Who Amongst Us?
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Talking Cali wildfires, why stores are running out of eggs, subway ridership increases, the lefts Rachel maddow plan to take on trump, Zuckerberg's re...
Big Bush Energy
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Coverage of the forest fires, DT's got his mojo back, why Gen Z is growing out their pubes and ditching job interviews and more.
Exploding Honkers
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Packed episode talking Election Certifications, Kam Harris having to work the job, Fetterman switching parties, terrorism, congestion pricing and more...
All Is Revealed To Those Who no Longer Care
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
RYM 12.31.24 - Special New Years Episode before you make all sorts of promises for things that will likely stay the same. Closing remarks from Biden. ...
Gov Goes Alex Jones
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got coverage of the Biden dementia coverup + Gov are getting their creative writing degrees + The safety of NYC Subways and Biden selling the b...
Bring Back Ludes
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday in Jersey + Saturday in Texas. www.robbiethefire.com for more. TOPICS: Justin Timberlake wardrobe malfunction part 2 Raises for congress Deb...
McDonald's Abs
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rob's live Dates 12.19 - Rutherford NJ - https://www.ticketweb.com/event/the-p... 12.21 - San Antonio - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/backyard... Fi...
Pardons For Everyone (RYM 12.6.24)
07 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
NEW LIVE DATES: Jersey Dec 19 https://www.ticketweb.com/event/the-p... San Antonio - Dec 21 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/backyard... Todays Topics: ...
Pardon Me Sir (12.3.24)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New Live shows. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/backyard-comedy-party-san-antonio-texas-tickets-1102952734319?aff=oddtdtcreator Packed episode. Quick t...
Your Power (11.27.24)
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Talking why I miss Kam Harris + Jack Smith closing out his case and some promising Trump health moves. Then guest @asthemeterturns for last in series ...
Bathroom Debate Part 2 (11.23.24)
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I was wrong in the last episode and I'm man enough to admit it and use the proper restroom. Followed by ghost semen and the legislative fruntrunners f...
Man Turds In The Ladies Room (RYM 11.20.24)
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Congress get backs to work on the important stuff. RFK JR loves junk food. Is it finally the end for Spririt Airlines? Biden pushes more war. Matt Gae...
They Can't Even (RYM 11.16.24)
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
DT sits down with Biden. Rand paul swear vengence. Matt Gaetz is in. I battle a car dealership pay some taxes and a rundown of the latest news freak o...