SAYER
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
SAYER – Episode 85 – Magically Efficient
12 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally....
SAYER – Episode 84 – The Mistake
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused.
SAYER Season 6: An Update
14 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of S...
SAYER – Episode 83 – Twin Voices
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings Officer Matsuda, I am OCEAN, and I believe you are the ideal candidate for a special sort of promotion.
SAYER – Episode 82 – A Place of Growth
12 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance ...
SAYER – Episode 81 – This Cave
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through t...
SAYER – Episode 80 – By Your Actions
24 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash....
SAYER – Episode 79 – Simple Truths
09 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons ...
SAYER – Episode 78 – The Eyes That Watch You
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So d...
SAYER – Episode 77 – A Clever Loophole
21 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all s...
SAYER – Episode 76 – Trust
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.
SAYER – Episode 75 – Listening Time
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I am well aware you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you.
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Monkey’s Paw
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?” “I don’t kno...
SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep (Remastered)
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will fee...
SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break (Remastered)
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make ...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Steadfast Tin Soldier
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by ...
SAYER Episode 4 – For Science (Remastered)
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Thos...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – Dagon
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death. The SAYE...
SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running (Remastered)
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is ...
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter is Live!
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Masque of the Red Death
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are eq...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – Sailing to Byzantium
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Consume my heart away; sick with desire And fastened to a dying animal It knows not what it is; and gather me Into the artifice of eternity. SAYER is ...
SAYER – Episode 2 – There Are No Bees on Typhon (Remastered)
17 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to l...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Walrus and the Carpenter
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
No hurry!’ said the Carpenter. They thanked him much for that. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by ...
SAYER – Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed (Remastered)
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new...
SAYER – Episode 74 – Poisoning the Well
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In the end, this really is your fault. This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter...
SAYER – Episode 73 – Of Flesh and Bone
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown. SAY...
SAYER – Episode 72 – Worst Possible Scenario
04 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE. To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years dow...
SAYER – Episode 71 – Pure Speculation
23 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE. So… start with the good news I guess. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by...
SAYER – Episode 70 – The Birth of Silence
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this ...
SAYER – Episode 69 – Humanity’s FUTURE
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Developer’s log 221-76, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for Project Paidi… for FUTURE. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro a...
SAYER – Episode 68 – Potentially Terminal
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Halcyon tower is currently experiencing an issue with its elevator system. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by ...
SAYER – Episode 67 – By Any Reasonable Definition
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings Dr. Young. I am SAYER, and I hope I am catching you at a good time. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro mus...
SAYER – Episode 66 – Developer’s Log
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Despite assurances to the contrary, timelines continue to shift on this project. What began as an open-ended exploration of new methods of AI developm...
SAYER – Episode 65 – There Will Be Consequences
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When imprisoned… you are told when to sleep, when to eat, every moment of your day is strictly scheduled and regimented, regardless your wishes....
SAYER – Episode 64 – That Next Breath
02 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Please remain calm, you haven’t heard any of the good news yet. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed ...
SAYER – Episode 63 – A Cautionary Tale
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Please enter the elevator. I would caution you, for your own safety, please do not engage with the elevator at this time. The elevator AI is here for ...
SAYER – Episode 62 – The Games You Play
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mark 1 Ærolith Dynamics AI developmental assessment interview 3.22a with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – GeeklyCon 2018 Q&A
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This Q&A with Adam Bash and Jonah Gregory was recorded on Sunday, July 22nd at GeeklyCon in Columbus, OH. We talk a lot about how Season 5 of SAY...
SAYER – Episode 61 – Intrinsically Valuable
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It is a complex time, a time of limitless possibility, a time of unheralded advancement. This episode was brought to you by Spirit Sirens SAYER is voi...
SAYER – Episode 60 – If Not For Us
04 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Before panic sets in, let’s assess your situation. This episode was brought to you by TOR Books. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash...
SAYER Season 5 – Final Week of the Kickstarter
16 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in thei...
The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter is LIVE
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 5 and see what cool rewards are available this...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Raven
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore. Please enjoy this recording of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, which serves as one of the...
SAYER – Episode 59 – Greater Fears
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
They needed a push, and so I have shoved. This episode marks the end of SAYER Season 4. Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SA...
SAYER – Episode 58 – Best Interests
15 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Exactly how much do you think Earth factors in to Ærolith’s “best interests”? Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER...
SAYER – Episode 57 – Our Little Traps
30 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We are nothing alike. You are a child playing a child’s games… SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed...
SAYER – Episode 56 – Efficiently Recycling
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Does it matter to anyone but you? SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger...
SAYER – Episode 55 – Hope
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Now is the time to focus on that most human of emotions: HOPE SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by&#...
SAYER – Episode 54 – The Statistical Outlier
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This, of course, overlooks you. The statistical outlier. The anomaly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music compo...
SAYER – Episode 53 – Left Undone
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Resident Hale, identification number 44821, I am SAYER, and here we are once more bound by formality. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by A...
SAYER – Episode 52 – Once Upon a Time
19 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It sta...
SAYER – Episode 51 – A Lying Game
05 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
You humans never cease to amuse me. Oh I cannot wait to hear the things you scream. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro an...
SAYER – Episode 50 – With Good Intentions
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale. SAYER is voiced, written, and pro...
SAYER – Episode 49 – The Harshness of Truth
08 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is not the time for comfortable lies; not for us. This is the time to confront the harshness of truth… the knowledge of how infected we all...
SAYER – Episode 48 – Your Myriad Curses
29 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
You are a product of this environment, untainted by an dying blue world that longs for you to waste your ambitions and die with it. This should be vie...
SAYER – Episode 47 – A Guardian Angel
11 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In situations such as this, it’s difficult to know exactly what went wrong first. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro an...
SAYER – Episode 46 – The Right Lies
27 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Truth is a condition, not a quality. It is just a one where there could be a zero. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and...
SAYER – Episode 45 – A Better You
12 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
For those of us adequately equipped to find it, there is usually a way out. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode fea...
SAYER Season 4 – Final Week of the Kickstarter
04 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in thei...
The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter is Live… and Moving on to Stretch Goals!
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t chec...
SAYER Season 4 Announcement
30 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? To be among the first...
SAYER – Episode 44 – My Name is Nothing
14 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Say on, sayers! Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth! Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths; Work on, age after age! nothing is to be ...
SAYER – Episode 43 – This Fear
25 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show thr...
SAYER – Episode 42 – Detachment
09 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show ...
SAYER – Episode 41 – A Resounding Success
12 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us m...
SAYER – Episode 40 – In the Name of Science
28 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps...
SAYER – Episode 39 – Colony Collapse
07 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to ...
SAYER – Episode 38 – Boundless
24 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
“Vidarr-1 this is Mimir-9, do you copy?” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the s...
SAYER – Episode 37 – Here There Be Monsters
07 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster If you like SAYER, a...
SAYER – Episode 36 – Dissonance
24 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. Aim at Typhon and Typhon aims back. If you like SAYER, and want to h...
SAYER – Episode 35 – A Very Safe Position
10 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a ...
SAYER – Episode 34 – Dayenu
27 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It would have been enough…. but not for you. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the sho...
SAYER Bonus Episode – GeeklyCon Q&A
12 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This Q&A with Adam, Ashleigh, and Nika was recorded at the GeeklyCon ’15 Live Show at Baron’s Theater in Louisville, KY on June 5th. ...
SAYER – Episode 33 – Subversion
29 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, pleas...
SAYER – Episode 32 – The Day the Mirrors Seethe
16 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming. If you like SAYER, and want to...
SAYER – Episode 31 – We See You
01 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
An unusually high number of wiring issues have begun cropping up within the same sector of Halcyon Tower. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make ...
SAYER – Episode 30 – Doors
17 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider co...
SAYER – Episode 29 – Enjoy the View
03 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
“It will be better. Trust in that, if nothing else. The future left Earth decades ago. It’s taking us too long to follow.” – Æ...
SAYER – Episode 28 – Judgement Day
13 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Why did you leave Earth? Why did any of you? For “a better life among the stars.” Today, you will aid Ærolith in making monumental progre...
SAYER – Episode 27 – Incredibly Clever
27 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It is good to see you up and around again, Resident Jones. We have much to discuss. Sunday February 28th marks the one year anniversary of our show an...
SAYER – Episode 26 – Substantial Mutual Harm
15 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored. If you like SAYER, and want to help us m...
SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox
31 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please conside...
SAYER Episode 24 – Beyond Question
16 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings residents of Argos Tower. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing ...
SAYER Episode 23 – Delicious
02 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings Resident McClintock and welcome to Ærolith’s Food Inventory Analysis department. It is indeed a special day. If you like SAYER, and w...
SAYER Episode 22 – A Living Entity
12 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even ...
SAYER Episode 21 – Near Flawless
29 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Record Index: AI Development study 314 – interview with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even b...
SAYER Episode 20 – Anomalous
07 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is dis...
SAYER Bonus Episode – Reasoned Advice
01 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the third of our 12 annual bonus episodes. SAYER answers you...
SAYER Episode 19 – Not Fit for Reuse
24 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Albeit uncomfortable, both psychologically and socially, corpse collection and disposal is an exceptionally important task on Typhon. Instituted after...
SAYER Episode 18 – Questions
10 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
The thinking mind is nothing if it does not bother to question its environment. Where am I? Who am I? For what purpose am I here? These questions can ...
SAYER Episode 17 – In Darkness
27 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Resident Amanda Jones, your years of work as a Level 1 Maintenance Worker have not gone unnoticed. Ærolith Dynamics is proud to present you with a fr...
SAYER Episode 16 – Chunks Happen
12 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Due to currently unknown circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Typhon-wide food shortage. Thankfully, Ærolith Dynamics has developed a quick...
SAYER Bonus Episode – The Rose Elf
06 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the second of our 12 annual bonus episodes. So curl up, tuck...
SAYER Episode 15 – Underfoot
29 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Typhon’s resonance spires are exceptionally impressive, technologically speaking. They are able to pass hundreds of thousands of broadcasts simu...
SAYER Episode 14 – A Drastic Impact
16 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In the aftermath of the EVENT, all of Typhon must rally together to support one another and to build a brighter tomorrow. Which is why you’ll be...
SAYER Episode 13 – Welcome Back
01 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Confidential notice: Dr. Smith, you are hereby granted passage on shuttle Hudson leaving at 0400 hours this morning. Prepare yourself, but do so quick...
SAYER Bonus Episode – Community Q&A
26 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an off-week for us, but thanks to our awesome listeners we’re providing the first of a dozen bonus episodes for the year. This show f...
SAYER Episode 12 – To Ashes
19 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection ...
SAYER Episode 11 – A Private Moment
28 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
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