Scarves Around The Funnel
Episodes
Episode 136 – Quizmasters
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark look back at the 2010/11 season, when Hearts put together a run of form that almost sparked a title challenge. Music courtesy of The 1...
Episode 135 – Roy of the Rovers
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Hearts midfielder Aaron McEneff, who discusses his career to date and his aspirations at Tynecastle. Music courtesy of T...
Episode 134 – The Class of 2012
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark look back at the class of 2012; the players and manager who were involved in one of Hearts’ greatest ever triumphs. Music courtesy o...
Episode 133 – Good Cop, Bad Cop
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Hearts Head Coach Robbie Neilson, to discuss his first season back at Tynecastle. Music courtesy of The 10:04s
Episode 132 – Oh, Brother!
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss Hearts’ 4-0 win away to Raith Rovers and look at some of the potential signings the club could make in the summer. Music cou...
Episode 131 – Misery Amnesty
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss Hearts’ 3-0 win over Inverness Caledonian Thistle and the subdued trophy presentation after the match. Music courtesy of The...
Episode 130 – Making A Point
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined once again by Ewan Murray, who discusses Hearts’ season and making a point on trophy day at Tynecastle. Former Hearts man...
Episode 129 – communistdaddy69
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the convincing 6-0 win over Alloa Athletic and the Championship title win for Hearts. Music courtesy of The 10:04s
Episode 128 – Buttery Biscuit Base
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Stuart Duguid, who is the agent of tennis star Naomi Osaka, to discuss some of the recent problems at Hearts. Music cour...
Episode 127 – Almost Unified
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the current issues at Hearts; from Robbie Neilson’s position as manager to the overall structure at the club. Music courtesy...
Episode 126 – Owl John C
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Heart of Midlothian legend John Colquhoun, who discusses his time at Tynecastle and his thoughts on how football has cha...
Episode 125 – Bare Necess-ess-ess-ities
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the 2-0 win for Hearts over Ayr United and whether or not the youth system is working at the club. Music courtesy of The 10:04...
Episode 124 – Laughing
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss a welcome Hearts victory against Dundee, as well as the recent lack of opportunities for youngsters at Tynecastle. Music court...
Episode 123 – Tucci Gang
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark talk about Hearts’ underachieving over the last 9 seasons and your suggestions for pre-season trips. Music courtesy of The 10:04s.
Episode 122 – Possil Villa
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss Hearts’ latest game (a wee bit), the players that got away and all sorts of unrelated nonsense. Music courtesy of The 10:04s...
Episode 121 – Misery Loves Company
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark review the 1-1 draw with Queen of the South and discuss what Scottish football might look like in 25 years. Music courtesy of The 10:0...
Episode 120 – Naughty Naughty (Scott Wilson Part 2)
13 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark continue their discussion with Hearts Stadium Announcer Scott Wilson, who tells the lads how he started at Tynecastle. Music courtesy ...
Episode 120 – Chasing Flamingos (Scott Wilson Part 1)
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Hearts stadium announcer Scott Wilson. The trio discuss last week’s win over Ayr United, the virtual tickets for Inver...
Episode 119 – Half Century
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the January transfer window signings by Hearts, the 1-0 win over Dunfermline and players who have reached a half century of go...
Episode 118 – When You’re Smiling
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Hearts Assistant Head Coach Lee McCulloch. Lee discusses his career, working with Robbie Neilson and the current crop of...
Episode 117 – There’s Your Medicine
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the victory over Alloa Athletic, the occasions that Hearts made the “obvious” signings and the latest news from Tynecastle...
Episode 116 – Obvious
15 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the signing of Gary Mackay-Steven and look ahead to this weekend’s game against Alloa Athletic. Music courtesy of The 10:04s...
Episode 115 – Bad ‘Hare’ Day
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Gary Cocker to discuss Hearts’ defeat to Dundee and what the rest of the season may have in store. Music courtesy of T...
Episode 114 – The Year of Frear
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the the wins over Ayr United and Arbroath. The lads also take a look back at 2020 from a Hearts perspectie. Music courtesy of ...
Episode 113 – That Hurt
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark review the agonising defeat to Celtic in the Scottish Cup Final, after extra time and penalties . Music courtesy of The 10:04s.
Episode 112 – A Time for Heroes
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined once again by Ryan McGowan. The trio discuss Hearts’ win over Queen of the South and look ahead to the Scottish Cup final...
Episode 111 – Fir Park Pancakes
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss Hearts’ 2-0 win over Greenock Morton and look ahead to both the Queen of the South league match and the cup final against Ce...
Episode 110 – Mann in the Middle
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by Charlie Mann, former BBC broadcaster and PR spokesperson for Vladimir Romanov during the early years of his reign at Hea...
Episode 109 – Winning
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark review the matches against Dunfermline and Alloa, as well as discussing rare away trips. Music courtesy of The 10:04s.
Episode 108 – Vlad Sheep
21 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark are joined by A View from the Terrace star Joel Sked. The trio discuss the ups and downs of Vladimir Romanov’s reign at Hearts. Musi...
Episode 107 – Reign of Terror
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laurie and Mark discuss the recently released Mutiny at Hearts podcast from Giant. The guys also review the recent matches against Inverness and East ...