I Work in a Prison for Vampires. I Interviewed a True Original. | Part 1
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Sorry, Doc, but you know the rules. No food or drink allowed in the Warren, the guard says as he casually picks under his fingernails with the paperclip. He snorts back a wad of snot, swallows, coughs, then looks up from his attempt at grooming. They can use them against you, make you see things. I am aware of the dangers, I say, still staring at my muffin. And I'm not a doctor. I'm a certified eldritch psychologist. that's so fancy title still can't take your muffin down there or that coffee he takes a big sniff oh my mistake that's not just coffee that's a caramel latte sprinkle of nutmeg on top from cooper's ain't it um yes that's correct how did you know you spend as much time in this dismal hellhole of a place and you learn to appreciate the finer things
I like to pick up a different drink every evening when I get off shift. I've gone through their menu at least six times over since I started working here. Wow, that's, um, a healthy way to handle the stress of the job. It's that or heroin, and I hate needles. You can smoke it, I pause and chuckle. I have no idea why I just said that. I was being helpful, I suppose. Not sure encouraging an opioid addiction is helpful, Doc, but I appreciate the gesture. As I said, I'm not a doctor, just a psychologist. I know, I know. Just busting your balls. You've been here at the monument for what? Two years? Three? Going on three. Good for you, Doc. Good for you. He eyes my muffin, then my latte. I can take those off your hands if you can't finish them before the lift arrives.
I look over at the elevator doors. The guard had called for the lift a good five minutes ago. Does it always take this long? You should have been here back before they added the turbo boost. Going from top to bottom and back took almost half a day. How deep is it again? The Warren? I try to keep the fear out of my voice. I'm not good with being underground. Caves, mines, tunnels, subways.
What is the premise of working in a prison for vampires?
Not my cup of tea. Unfortunately, as an eldritch psychologist, the denizens of such spaces tend to be the targets of study for me. So I've learned to live with it. First time in the Warren Dock? The guard's voice brings me out of my head. Um, yes, to be honest. I've mostly been handling the surface sectors. The meadow, the woods, the pond, and the cabin. Good practice, those places. But you ain't really in the game until you go down into the warren. The guard's eyes fall on the closed elevator doors. We got the real nasties down there. Not something you want to take lightly or for granted. The moment you step into the Warren, you'd best watch your ass at all costs. There are guards down there though, right?
You bet there are. He nods at my muffin. You sure you're gonna finish that? Here. I hand him the muffin. He eyes the latte too, but that's not happening. I quickly drink off half of it, burning the hell out of the top of my mouth. Thanks, doc. The guard wolfs the muffin down like he hasn't eaten in days. Then he keeps talking, around the muffin. But does guys cap me a bit of lob? Um, what? He swallows hard. I said, but those guys can be a little off. You gotta understand, Doc, we got the worst of the worst down there. Real evil shit. Things that have been on this earth for centuries. He leans across his desk.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:20
2
What is the premise of working in a prison for vampires?
3:20–4:57
3
What challenges does the protagonist face with the prison rules?
4:57–7:36
4
How does the protagonist cope with the stress of the job?
7:36–11:15
5
What is the significance of the Warren in the prison?
11:15–16:01
6
Who is Inmate Zero and why is he important?
16:01–32:27
7
What happens during the elevator ride to the Warren?
32:27–33:37
Speakers
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