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Chapter 1: What are the initial reactions to the weekend's footy results?
Kane and Kingy.
You don't f***ing stand up. You're an embarrassment to what you do, mate.
I'm so damn disgusted.
Pull up your socks for Underworks Sports Socks. The number wonder down under for socks. Pull up your socks for Underwork Sports Socks, durable, comfy, and built for the long run. David King is alongside of me. Does anyone need to pull their socks up?
Oh, my word, my word. Now, most of us relay or retell the story that's been passed on from the coach in our time. We have those famous sayings, don't piss down my back until it's rain. Yes, yep.
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Chapter 2: What does 'pull up your socks' mean in the context of sports?
Your skin folds are a bit high, son. Yeah, I've got six months. That's what all the fat blokes are saying. All of Dennis' lines, right, they still sit in the back of your mind. Now, Sam Mitchell is clearly not getting these sorts of sayings right. Dylan Moore in the post-match on Friday with Gary Lyon and the boys.
Yeah, we came in these rooms. The first thing Sam said to us was, do you remember the last time you were in these rooms and the feeling you had? And we brought the elephant under the carpet or whatever you say and...
We bought the elephant under the carpet. Now, I'm not sure what that means. I'm looking forward to hearing how Mitch sort of presented that to the group, the AI genius. Yep. What the hell does that mean? I don't know. I don't know.
Chapter 3: How do famous sayings impact team morale and performance?
I'm trying to work it out. The elephant under the carpet? Yep. I don't even think you sweep the elephant under the carpet.
Let's address the elephant in the room. All of that stuff, yes. Would be sort of acceptable. I don't know. But I'm not sure. Hey, I've got a bit of sympathy for you, as you know. The 17-hour days on a Saturday is a bit too much. I self-reported, man. No, I know. And it's not about you, but I just, and everyone that works alongside of you, I think it's a big ask. I think it's a big stretch.
So I think a couple of errors is understandable and we'll let them through. But I just thought this one was pre-game, not post-game. I thought, gee, what was Jack on about here?
If you take away the results, it's my belief that what Josh Carr's had this year, obviously he's had no Connor Rosey and obviously the cloud of butters over his head as well. He's a top three coach of 2026 of mine. With what he's been able to do with this list, the ability to bounce back and how he's set them up. Top three? Top three. Who are the other two?
Well, I think Dean Cox would probably be number one and Justin Longmuir would be the other one.
I heard a slight groan from you. I mean, hoof. That's lofty. And Kath was dismayed, I think, and she was very professional in the way that she handled it. But, look, we love Josh Carr, Premiership teammate at Port Adelaide, but he wouldn't – like, let's be fair, he wouldn't be in the top 10 best coaches this year, would he? So, Longmuir Cox, Mitchell Scott – absolutely Stephen King.
Matthew Nix would be in front of him.
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Chapter 4: What was Sam Mitchell's message to the team after the match?
There's no doubt about that. Clarkson, you'd have to say, has won seven, would even be in front of him. You would think that McWalter is... Kingy, they're 15th. They've won four games with the easiest draw out of any team. It makes Ken Hinckley look like Jock McHale. Like he doesn't have any. Oh, you've treated him like Jock McHale for five years.
He doesn't have anything that Hinkley didn't have. Like he doesn't have anything less than Hinkley didn't have. So just, I understand they're long days. So just.
No, we like opinions.
No, we do.
We love it. So let's not shit can them. Let's just say that's Jack's opinion. Correct. And he's entitled to that. His point was that Carr is doing more with less. Yes, I get the point. So you can't really, if you're going to throw up Chris Scott, he's working with a few diamonds down there. Sam Mitchell, working with a few diamonds, third, fourth year in.
There's been a bit more time afforded to those guys. Josh Fraser, I'd have in front of him. Yeah, this is why it's an opinion game. No, it's good. I love all the opinions. It doesn't sound like you love this one.
I just think it was a stretch. Who is your three? Give us your three then in order. Well, Longmuir is one by some way. Cox on what he's done with their game style and to have them at 12-2. And then I think Josh Fraser is in the mix to win five in a row after the coach has got sacked. So there's a number in front. Stephen King, obviously, has had a huge year.
If you're only doing one, two, three in order, I'm saying Stephen King's had the best year, one, for me, doing more with less, and put up with enormous trauma at the start of the year with Stephen May and the like. Two would be Dean Cox. He changed the game, but the handball game has been an innovation that everyone is now catching up with.
And obviously three would be Longmuir, who's adopted some of that change and they look bulletproof.
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Chapter 5: How do coaching styles differ among top AFL coaches?
And it can only be our man who's got his name down here. Yes. Who can ring and accept and win. So don't text me if you're a friend of his or whatever. Don't care. Has to be our man.
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