Sex Talk With My Mom

327 Love Thy Penis and Pussy!

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️  Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️  I'll be honest, sometimes I experience insecurity around my one-eyed monster. This is a pep talk featuring Car...

326 Selling Used Condoms

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This week was full of excessive birthday wine, COVID scares, and seductive state ID pics. We respond to listener c...

325 Sex Caught on Work Zoom

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Move out of the way! After several viral Tik Toks, my mom is now a legend in the Philippines. We discuss getting c...

324 The Margaret Cho on BDSM, Bisexuality, & Bookstores

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Legendary stand-up comedian and lgbt activist, Margaret Cho, talks with us about being raised in a Korean-American...

323 Cam's Cartoon Cock

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother is under the impression that I am too sensitive to camp and scared of blood. She's wrong. Meanwhile, she...

322 Sneaky Golden Showers

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This is the pee pee episode! We talk about it in all sorts of settings and flavors – from Mom getting accused of...

321 Mom Considers Camming

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Nina Hartley tries to convince my mom to get into web camming. I catch a glimpse of life post COVID at a silent di...

320 Mom Approves Cardi B's "WAP" / I Break Hinge

19 Aug 2020

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☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom reviews Cardi B's "WAP" and hacks Tik Tok to gain thousands of followers. I broke Hinge and Bumble, and now I ...

319 The Sexy Roommate

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're quarantined with a sexy roommate, the isolation is getting to you, what do you do?! And how would you feel ...

318 Cam Schedules Sexy Time

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Back from silent retreat and feeling much more centered, I now have the space in my life to schedule in sexy time....

317 Mom Twerks, I Retreat

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🚨 Last chance to enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! 🚨 While I sweated in a 4-day silent retreat, my mom was doing her own se...

316 NOT MEANT FOR ANAL

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! I endeavor to treat myself to a "self-date," which ends with an exploration of my butthole. My...

315 Mom's Porn Safe

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! Mom admits to having a porn safe. She swears me into burning it upon her death. Speaking of bur...

314 Girls On Porn

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Last chance to enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! This week, the co-hosts of the Girls On Porn podcast, Laura Ramadei and Rachel N...

313 Cuckolds & Creampies

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Enter our Lelo giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! This week we chat with T, a wonderful sneaky freak who enjoys cuckolding. We riddle him with qu...

312 Mom's Frat Life

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Text us at 310-356-3920 to enter our Lelo giveaway! My mother lives in a fraternity where they don't care about COVID-19. They're hugging, kissing, pe...

311 Michael Blackson Guesses Mom's Bra Size

18 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian and bra-tologist Michael Blackson (Coming 2 America) joins us to talk about titties and twerking. We recorded this interview before the riots...

310 How Clean Is Your Butthole?

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🚨 Text 310-356-3920 to enter our LELO vibrator giveaway in honor of Pride month! 🚨 Do you pee in the shower? Do you use the shower faucet on you...

309 Dirty Talk with Dr. Jess (Sex with Dr. Jess Podcast)

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sexologist and author Dr. Jess O'Reilly shares phenomenal seduction, foreplay and dirty talk tips that even mom was learning from! Not only does she h...

308 The Gaper

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We continue the discussion around social justice and reflect on legislative changes that we've seen in our lifetimes that offer us hope. We also check...

8:46 In Solidarity

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

8 min and 46 seconds is the amount of time that Floyd had a knee on his neck, pleading for his life. Black lives matter. Please consider telling your ...

307 Waking Up + Comic Relief

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

While we do our best to make this a light-hearted comedy show, sometimes we need to talk about real subjects such as the inequality and racism plaguin...

306 Eaten Out in the Family Car (w/ Lizard People)

28 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians and podcasters, Katelyn Hempstead and Alexis Preston, join us to talk about their dirtiest sex...literally, in a dirty shed and sprayed by d...

305 Mom Receives a Marriage Proposal

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

One of you Sneaky A$$ Freaks proposed to my mom?! We will answer this inquiry and debate what constitutes fisting in this Monday Morning After Show. W...

304 SkullF**king w/ Jeena Bloom (Shweet! A Ladies Guide To Bro Culture)

21 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

For once my mom is schooled about sex on the show! Jeena Bloom, a hilarious transgender comic, teaches my mother about skullf**king. We also get to he...

303 Sex Talk with the Dead

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do when your partner starts looking like Duck Dynasty? How do you tell a date that she's encroaching on your 6 foot social distancing radi...

302 Sharting w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton (Ignorance is #Blessed)

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The incomparable comic, Jessica Michelle Singleton, joins us to talk sharting. She also shares with us how to find a partner thru a dating app, and th...

301 F*ck Games, Date Cougars

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Mother's Day to all you cougar mamas out there! We celebrate this special holiday by reading from my mom's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. ...

300 SNEAKY FREAK FEST!

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

OUR 300th EPISODE! Holy smokes! We absolutely could not have had this many sex talks without your constant encouragement and love. To thank our listen...

299 I Busted My Mom w/ Weed

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

My mom loosens her extremely tight coronavirus prevention practices. Her first move? A hit of weed. This episode is a marathon of sorts, involving eve...

298 Let's Talk About It With Taylor Nolan (Bachelor in Paradise)

02 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bachelor in Paradise winner, Taylor Nolan, joins us to discuss finding love and sex on a reality TV show! Not only has she been on the Bachelor and Ba...

297 KarenLee's Fire Sex

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

My mom is not scared to have sex anywhere. She could be in a burning building and still find a way to get it on...and she did. I, on the other hand, w...

296 Quarantined Together After First Date

24 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is a WILD story featuring one of our own Sneaky Freaks! Krista went on a first date, made out, and woke up the next day with a cough. What does s...

295 The Dolphin Lover

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mom suggests a new option for my dating life...Dolphins. Don't miss today's episode because we are joined by special guest DJ Jingle Jangle, aka Jeral...

294 Wetter Is Better (w/ Comic Nicky Paris)

16 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Nicky Paris' parents punished him for drinking by taking him out of the school play. To get back at them, he came out as a "raging homosexual...

293 Cam Has Corona Cock

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our friends at Shameless Sex shipped me a vibrating masturbator. I was so excited to use it that I forgot to sanitize the toy. I am now quarantining m...

292 Mort The Ejaculator Returns!

09 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

That's right, kids! Mort the Ejaculator, the reigning STWMM title holder for most amount of daily ejaculations, returns! We invite him back to hear ho...

291 Cam Dreams of Banging Blowup Dolls

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We take our best stab at analyzing my complex dream of banging a blowup doll. It has nothing to do with my being isolated from humans for 25 days. My ...

290 The Weed Sexpert (Ashley Manta – Elevated Intimacy Podcast)

02 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What's better than sex? Weed + Sex! We welcome the world's leading cannasexual, Ashley Manta (XBiz's Sexpert of the Year 2020). We discuss the best wa...

289 Cam Runs Out of Cum

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The coronavirus killed my libido. I am trying to remain healthy by cooking, meditating, and practicing yoga. Meanwhile, my mom is nonstop drinking, wa...

288 First Time Phone Sex (w/ Ginny Hogan)

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Ginny Hogan explains how to use phone sex to eliminate the Coronavirus blues. She gives us step-by-step guidance, from the awkward start to m...

287 Horny at Home

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

My mom says we always want what we can't have. Right now, some of us isolated loners can't have SEX! This coronavirus has us horny as he*l! We chat ab...

286 The Coronavirus Airport Bartender and Good Moms Bad Choices

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Life just got pretty topsy turvy and we're bringing you stories from people with some of the toughest jobs during the Coronavirus outbreak. We learn f...

285 Mom Accidentally Makes a Porno

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What. Has. The. World. Come. To?! My mother accidentally started recording a porno on Instagram Live. I spend an hour "researching" cam girls to figur...

284 Guy Fieri Ate Me Out (w/ Katy Fishell)

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

HILARIOUS sex cartoonist, Katy Fishell, got eaten out with such intensely performative lip-smacking delight that she felt like a plate of Cool Ranch-b...

283 You Can't Suck and Blow

10 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's my birthday! My mom shares with me some loving thoughts, like her belief that I have minuscule, grape-sized nuts. We give our own Coronavirus upd...

282 The Virginity Taker (Neel Ghosh)

05 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hilarious stand-up comic Neel Ghosh chats with us about taking someone's virginity, arranged marriages, and talking about sex with his Indian parents....

281 WE'RE NOT A FAMILY F**K SHOW

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're done with listener incest questions! This week we are discussing important things like buying enough UberLube to get us through Coronavirus. My ...

280 The Male G-Spot (feat. Sam Morril)

27 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hilarious stand-up comedian Sam Morril (Conan, Colbert, Comics to Watch) joins us to discuss the kinkiest thing he's done – a hint of anal fingering...

279 Cam Suggests Porno for First Date

25 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Things we learned this week: 1) Do not invite someone to a kinky porn film festival for a first date, 2) Do not ask someone for their number and say y...

278 Good Moms Bad Choices

20 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined this week by the hilarious and groundbreaking co-hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, Erica and Milah! They share what it's like t...

277 Cam Parks Like a Grandma

18 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week was full of disrespect. A parking attendant harasses us. We're talked over at a conference. A guys hits on my mom and simultaneously sends m...

275 Money Makes Cam Horny

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I am happy to report that things have been falling into place recently, and as a result, I've grown hornier! This week, my mom slides into Brad Pitt's...

274 We Smoke Weed w/ Sara Weinshenk (Shenk Podcast)

06 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is obviously my mom's favorite episode to date. Why? Because we get high with comedian Sara Weinshenk (Comedy Central)! Is revenge worth a dry, f...

273 The Grandma Lover Texts Cam

04 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I try to outmaneuver a troll who texts us at midnight about how hot my mom is. My mom advises a fan to listen to his wife's requests and suck another ...

272 Cam Makes a Sex Tape with a Celery Stalk (feat. Michael Longfellow)

30 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comic Mike Longfellow (CONAN) joins us for one of our most revealing episodes to-date! Things we discovered: We've all jerked off in public restrooms,...

271 Public Poops and Dumping Instagram

28 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I push myself to talk to strangers this week, and my mother thinks I'm turning into Larry David. I'm cursed by a witch in the grocery store, and I'm r...

270 Intimate with Intuitive Comic Monique Marvez

23 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Let's get witchy with hilarious veteran comic Monique Marvez (Showtime)! This episode deep dives into the key to relationships: Intimacy. How do you b...

269 Heckled By Strippers

20 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The haters are out here! I take an adventure to a strip club only to be heckled by the strippers' friends! My mom shames me for not smoking enough wee...

268 The Anal Experts Return (feat. Speaking of Sex with the Pleasure Mechanics)

16 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Curious about the booty hole? This chitchat will help you discover your anal pleasure. Chris and Charlotte Rose, a.k.a. The Pleasure Mechanics, give u...

267 Care if She Cums? w/ Comic Liza Treyger (GlitterCheese)

09 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Liza Treyger, a.k.a. GlitterCheese, is a hilarious stand-up comic (Netflix, Comedy Central, Late Night w/ Seth Meyers) and together we dive deep into ...

266 Cam Pays to Get Whipped at BDSM Party

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in and strap on, folks! I attend a BDSM party where I experiment with getting whipped. My mom is secretly jealous of the experience and shares h...

265 What Happens In Vegas Doesn’t Stay In Vegas

30 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

My mom and I take a family trip to VEGAS BABY! We somehow are BOTH reprimanded by the dealer while gambling. My mom also got a massage during which sh...

264 Hug It Out

23 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Despite my mother calling me a "Boring Buddhist," she agrees to participate in my hugging meditation. It was awkward, but beautiful. In this episode, ...

263 The Itchy Anus

17 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mom and I have finally found common ground: We both have an itchy butt. I go to the doctor who promptly ends our appointment. Mom goes to a concert an...

262 Humiliation for Sale (w/ Humiliatrix Ceara Lynch)

12 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

One of our wildest episodes to date! Ceara Lynch earns loads of money online and she doesn't have to shed a piece of clothing. All she has to do is hu...

261 Emergency Room Anal

10 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

My mom gets an MRI on her hip and harasses another patient in the waiting room. I got a rod shoved up my a$$ in the Emergency Room. In this episode we...

260 Shameless Sex on Vibrators and Sex Positions

05 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You think we're out there for talking about sex every week? Amy Baldwin opened a sex toy shop with her mom! Then she brought her bestie April Lampert ...

259 Camping and Cumming

03 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Is that a bear in your tent? What's with the rustling? We're giving thanks by answering your hilarious questions! We discuss sex while camping, our fa...

258 Cam's Exorcism

25 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Get out your sage and palo santo, we're getting witchy! I went to a breathworker to heal some pain in my throat. I was not expecting to have a full bl...

257 "My First Date Was Bukkake" with The Chelsea Skidmore Show

21 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea Skidmore, a hilarious podcaster and stand-up comic, shares with us the CRAZIEST first date story we've ever heard. It involves a bukkake. Now ...

256 Cam Cancels Threesome

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Cam receives an unexpected knock on his door at 11PM and declines a threesome. My mom is nearly thrown out of a massage. We meet Dr. Drew, and my mom ...

255 KarenLee Comes Again with Private Parts Unknown

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Have you been wondering how and why this show exists? Strap in for a deep dive into our personal history. Sofiya Alexandra and Courtney Kocak (the hil...

254 Cam Reunites with an Old Crush

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

My mom pounces on a famous podcaster and annoys the shit out of me during his speech. I got a new meditation mat that leads to obsessive thoughts abou...

253 Touchdown! with NFL's Chris Carter

07 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to bang like a pro football player? NFL Linebacker Chris Carter takes us into the end zone of sex, drugs, and ...

252 "Hot Tub Sex Snapped My Ole Banjo String"

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

STRAP IN FOR THIS WILD RIDE! Rob the Thatcher hops on the line to chat about Prince Albert piercings, "snapping his banjo string" during sex, and herp...

251 One Finger's Interesting, Two Fingers Too Much (w/ Comics Steve Furey and Frank Castillo)

31 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Steve Furey (E!'s #DatingNoFilter) and Frank Castillo (Champion of Comedy Central's Roast Battle) are two buddies and Comedy Store regulars. Steve sha...

250 "I Want Sex With Old Mom"

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We’re getting spooky this week! We talk about death and spiritual experiences. Mom saves a homeless guy from getting robbed. I find myself covered i...

249 Finding the Clit w/ Comic Neel Nanda

24 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mom pushes comedian Neel Nanda (Jimmy Kimmel Live & Comedy Central's Adam Devine's House Party) to call his old friend, Michelle, and thank her for te...

248 We Lost The Amazing Race

22 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

My mom and I audition for and lose The Amazing Race before it's even begun. We return a couple calls to listeners eagerly waiting to talk sex with us....

247 How to Squirt w/ Dr. Nancy Sutton Pierce

17 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

THIS IS IT! THE ULTIMATE SQUIRTING EPISODE! One of our fav friends/sexologists, Dr. Nancy Sutton Pierce, teaches us everything we've ever wanted to kn...

246 Mom, I'm Not Going to a Dungeon With You

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We've got Sex Talkers from England and New England calling in this week to tell us all about dungeons! We learn what to wear to a dungeon, who to brin...

245 Period Sex and Butt Stuff w/ Comic Nicole Aimee Schreiber

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're getting dirty with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber! (Oxygen's Funny Girls + Comedy Store Regular) Do you have sex on your period? Do you cleanse...

BONUS: Introducing Artemis Podcast

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're excited to share a new audio drama podcast with you - it’s called Artemis. Artemis is a lesbian retelling of the Greek myth of Artemis, the Go...

244 Just a Mom and Son Talkin Bout Squirting

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We deep dive into the mysterious pool of squirting! Is it urine? Is it ejaculate? Is it connected to an orgasm? How do you make it happen? We're not s...

243 Squirting and Anal Hygiene w/ Comic Chris Fairbanks

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We have never delved into squirting and anal secretions as much as we did with comedian Chris Fairbanks (Comedy Central, Conan, Last Comic Standing, J...

242 Cannabis-Infused 4-Year Anniversary LIVE Show!

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

WE TURNED 4! WE REACHED 50 PATRONS! AND MY MOM IS ANOTHER YEAR OLDER! We celebrate these three milestones (and the Jewish New Year) with a live podcas...

241 Will you join us for a Threesome? (w/ Comedians Syd Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis)

26 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Demi Moore is not the only one having threesomes! Syd Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis (Snapchat's Apocalypse Goals and YouTube's Unpolished) are best fr...

240 Do You Mind If I Kiss You?

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I (Cam) attend a music festival and meet a beautiful woman! After much dancing and a round of speed dating, I go in for the kiss. It's met with a swif...

239 Mom Overshares about Whipped Cream (Feat. Comic Lara Beitz)

19 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Comic Lara Beitz (Comedy Central's Lights Out with David Spade) gets uncomfortable with mom and me! We talk about our secret fantasies that we wouldn'...

238 Easy Bake Edibles with Your Mom

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Would you ever smoke weed with your parent? What about eating it with them? Listeners chime in with stories about consuming marijuana edibles with the...

237 Dick Chopped at 20 (w/ Comic Craig Conant)

13 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Conant is a hilarious stand-up comic and regular at the Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, and The Improv. He once bought a penis pump with a stolen* ...

236 Mom Airdrops Me A Dick Pic

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mom airdrops me the grossest dick pic that makes me heave on air. We both attended weddings – I did not get laid. Apparently mom is turned on when p...

235 Cam's Infected Sex Den

02 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

KarenLee knows how to make a comfy sex space. Cam is working on it. They journey to an Mixed Martial Arts Gym so Cam can purchase a mat for his medita...

234 Cam Strikes Out Twice

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Cam is 0 for 2 this week on talking to women. One time it got so awkward he started sweating. These experiences raise questions about loneliness. Can ...

233 The Man With A Pussy – BUCK ANGEL (Full Length)

23 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Buck Angel is a living legend, or a "Renaissance Man," according to Forbes. Born with female genitalia and identifying as a man, Buck was one of the f...

232 I'm Not Fantasizing, I'm Meditating!

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

KarenLee cries with a weed dispensary associate. Cam's heart swells with love for a complete stranger. We're back from Chicago and are excited to shar...

231 Silent Fantasies

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our grandpa / father passed away this week. We laugh about the awkward funeral moments and marvel at the coincidences that came in its wake. Cam is he...

230 All My Exes are Dead

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

KarenLee woke Cam up from a migraine-induced slumber to tell him news about her ex-boyfriend. Cam questions the meaning of life (mainly by himself bec...

229 Sex with Co-workers – Yay or Nay?

01 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Would you hook up with your coworkers? We hear from two listeners who have hooked up with their superiors and subordinates. A fan texts us about sex w...