Sexy Beasts
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
77: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Final
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final of the squeens and what a journey it's been. This time the gloves are off the fangs are out and a winner must be chosen. Learn more abo...
76: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Quarter Final
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re at quarter mast, almost to a semi with excitement!! Through the knockout rounds and now into the big dog (WOOFOFOWOOFOFOOOF) territory. S...
75: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Rd 2
14 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for Round 2. 8 more scraps to decide which Scream Squeen makes it through to the quarter-final. What upsets will we see? Will Jago realise ...
74: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Rd 1
07 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the spooky season and the Beasts are back! Forced indoors with the worst Halloween ever on the cards; Tony and Jago turn their attention to the...
73: Sexy Beasts Live from the Cork Podcast Festival
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Cork Podcast Festival! For this very spooky episode Tony is joined by comedian and friend of the show Jordan Daniel to celebrate Hallowe...
72: #67 | Dullahan
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys lose their head talking about the Irish stallion decapitated merchant of death known as the Dullahan. We’ve been assured that thi...
71: #66 | Nuppeppo
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we travel to Japan to swoon over a little stinky bit of animated fat. I know this sounds like a plot from a studio Ghibli but we are actuall...
70: The Trials and Tribulations of Jago's Lung
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Trials and Tribulations of Jago's Lung is an uplifting, heartwarming and lung-bursting tale of a man, a heroic man, overcoming hardship and strife...
69: #65 | Shadow People
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What’s that in the corner of your eye? Must be your imagination you chuckle to yourself. It is oddly human shaped. Is that a smile? This week we are...
68: #64 | Spring Heeled Jack
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ahoy hoy listeners! This week we are bounding back to Victorian times to encounter a well dressed bouncing demon. Spring Heeled Jack terrorised the ...
67: #63 | Dragon
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today your intrepid hosts embark on a dangerous quest. We confront one of the the world's most popular monsters, The Dragon! We don our armour and do ...
66: #62 | Capelobo
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on sexy beasts moisten up your tongues and hide your ants as we go in deep about the Capelobo! Brazil’s shape changing anteater monster. T...
65: #61 | Coje Ya Menia
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Good thing Lions aren’t that good in the water or we’d all be screwed.....oh this episode is about a webbed toe’d aquatic lion, who is equally a...
64: #60 | J’ba Fofi
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I’m always so tired looking out my two eyes and using my two legs and how my arse doesn’t excrete a flexible but strong gossamer. That’s why som...
63: #59 | Sheepsquatch
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Sexy Beasts we meet a Baaaaaaa-d Mofo known as the Sheepsquatch! Hailing from out favourite place West Virginia! You better not count thi...
62: #58 | Duende
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Riddle time. I walk backwards but it looks like I’m walking forward and I love kids a little too much. Teehee! The Duende of Belizian folklore of co...
61: #57 | Flatwoods Monsters
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are back again in West Virginia! Land of The Mothman , Indrid Cold and the Sheepsquatch! This coal mining Appalachian state ain’t a stranger...
59: #56 | Grootslang
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sexy Beasts head to the rainbow nation and talk about big snakes and dangling elephant trunks. That’s right we have the GrootSlang ente...
58: #55 | Fear Liath Mor
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In the Scottish highlands a peculiar Beast makes it home! Not quite a ghost and not quite a monkey man. The Fear liath more brings intrigue, mystery b...
57: #54 | Djinn
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Sexy Beasts we are sippin on some DJINN and juice as we discuss our inner most wishes and how they could go wrong ! We get pretty philoso...
56: #53 | Air Rods
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Sexy Beasts we take to the skies and get real high! No not talking about marijuana we are talking about Air Rods! Mysterious ethereal beings ...
55: #52 | The Elwetritsch
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING - this episode is not for kids or people who don’t like chicken/breasts. I’m assuming you don’t let kids listen to us anyway cause we ar...
54: #51 | Q & A
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We decided to take a little break, and did another Q & A episode this week. People seemed to like our shitty advice the last time, so we decided to ...
53: #50 | Indrid Cold
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Sexy Beasts we have a first for the show. We are investigating a peculiar individual by the name of Indrid Cold. Who or what is this be...
52: #49 | Goblins
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the best thing about the movie the labyrinth?? David Bowie’s cod piece of course! The second best thing is the Goblins! Today on Sexy Be...
51: #48 | Gruagach
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks episode we are heading into the deepest darkest forests of Ireland to track down Ireland’s answer to the big foot; The Gruagach. This cle...
50: #47 | Adlets
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It may be Springtime but it's still cold out there! Maybe it's time to take a doghusband and conceive yourself some Adlets. Little doglegged chaps run...
49: #46 | Phantom Cats
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got PUSSY FEVER this week in Sexy Beasts talking Phantom Cats! No we’re not talking about some organ playing cat underneath some stupid oper...
48: #45 | Avian Aliens
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Sexy Beasts we look to the stars to discover our own history’s greatness mentors. We talk about the Blue Avian Aliens who took us under...
Sexy Beasts Q & A
19 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Sexy Beasts we take a break from the PremierCrypt and celebrate our 1st birthday in only the FUNNEST way possible; by answering questions...
47: #44 | Ningen
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In deep dark coldest Antarctica lives a gorgeous blob of a creature that has puzzled scientists and explorers alike. So put on your thermal long johns...
46: #43 | Leyak
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Sexy Beasts we get a little head. And by that I mean we tackle the decapitated flying entrails witch know as the LEYAK. Indonesia’s ...
45: #42 | The Wolfman
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Sexy Beasts return! We dive right back into the world of cryptids with one delicious little Meatball! THE WOLFMAN has come to tear u...
44: Sexy Beasts 2.0 - SEXFL Draft
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week a cryptid DIES! No dream sequence! No magic to bring them back! She is dead BABY! GONE! With Paddy O'Leary in the grave. We also do a l...
43: #41 | Phoenix
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hey you! Booze enough this year? How many turkey sambos did you have? Scum! Time to make like a Phoenix and set yourself on fire and HOPE you come bac...
42: #40 | Santa Claus
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Here he is, the Big Sexy Daddy of Christmas! Santa Claus coming in your chimney, emptying his sack and drinking your beers. Join us as we welcome him ...
41: #39 | Santa's Elves
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work t...
40: #38 | Krampus
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas...
39: #37 | Shojo
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face a...
38: #36 | Tatzlewurm
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measu...
37: #35 | Black Shuck
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dogs are a man's best friend! They cheer you up when you are sad, they bring you the morning paper and they foretell the tragic moment of your imminen...
36: #34 | Manticore
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You are a farmer in ancient Persia, you have survived the Greco-Persian wars, you’ve survived famine, disease and cruel, rich Kings. You come home a...
35: #33 | Mermaid
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Everything’s better when you are wetter under the sea! Today on Sexy Beasts we delve deep into the abyss of human attraction and ask the hard questi...
34: #32 | Vampire
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of year again when the fabric between realms is at its thinnest and all manner of ghosts, ghouls and beasts can reach out and touch u...
33: #31 | Bigfoot (Live at Dublin Podcast Festival)
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sexy Beasts went live at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sunday 14th of October talking about the grandfather of all cryptids - Bigfoot! There were la...
32: #30 | Ahool
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If you ever find yourself in the densely forested island of Java, take a look upward for you may see a shape gliding above the canopy. A bat? An ow...
31: #29 | El Cuero
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
EL Cuero resides in the lakes of South America around the Andes. This slimy fetid beast stalks the shore line engulfing its prey and sucking the very ...
30: #28 | Jackalope
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If you had to combine two animals together which would you choose? Wolf and a shark? Boring. Snake and an eagle? Yawn! Ant and an elephant? Think b...
29: #27 | Beast of Gévaudan
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, don’t be so Les Miserable as we prance down to the Moulin Rouge and get an Eiffel Tower in our pantaloons. In case you haven’t guessed it we ...
28: The House on Howth Road
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mammy and Daddy are sorry. They hope your bus trip isn't too bad. Here's ten minutes of weak apology and nipple stiffening creepiness. Learn more abou...
27: Sexy Beasts Live at Electric Picnic with Alison Spittle | Yeti
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Sexy Beasts you join our two intrepid hosts down in the mythical land of Laois. Listen as they discuss the Yeti live at Electric Picnic with ...
26: #25 | Thunderbird
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Is it a bird?! Is it a... yeh it’s a bird. But not just ANY bird! We’re talking about a 100ft bird who controls the weather with a flap, batt...
25: #24 | Leprechaun
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Top o' the mornin' to you. Today we drink some Guinness and get the luck of the Irish. We have some craic as we discuss St Patty’s best friend - the...
24: #23 | Yowie
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You don’t mess with him Open your eyes Watch out for his talons Invest in a gun Enjoy the podcast. Now read the first letter of each line...
23: #22 | Man Eating Tree
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
WE’VE GOT WOOD AND IT'S IMPRESSIVE. Sexy Beasts are sticking their green thumb right in your ear holes. We talk about Man Eating Trees from all acro...
22: #21 | Nandi Bear
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In the villages of Africa stalks a beast that would give Dr Frankenstein a wet dream. Bear? Check! Hyena? Check! Eats brains? You bet your ...
21: Sexy Beasts Live | Aliens
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on 10/07/18 LIVE as part of Science Gallery Dublin’s ‘Life On The Edges’ exhibitions. The boys are joined by Space Weather Scientist...
20: #20 | Selkie
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
“Oh how did we meet ? Well it’s a funny story actually I used to be a fisherman on a small Scottish island and one day I found the discarded flesh...
19: #19 | Phaya Naga
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re heading up the Mekong River one of our boys has gone insane called himself a god amongst the locals, no it’s not Colonel Kurtz, it’s the P...
18: #18 | Loveland Frog
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Loveland, Ohio is a relatively unknown small town in America famous for its many bridges and rivers, with a population of just over 12,000... "BORING"...
17: #17 | Troll
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Whether up a mountain, under a bridge, sitting pretty with their lovely bums or simply spitting hate speech online, Trolls are here to stay. But do...
16: #16 | Wendigo
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve been hiking in a frigid and shadowy northern forest of the Atlantic coast for days now. Your belly roars with hunger and the cold grasps at y...
15: #15 | Púca
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
“I like my mischievous spirit but it only comes in one shape”. Is this something you find yourself saying all the time? Well, Sexy Beasts has the ...
14: #14 | Mongolian Death Worm
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Beneath the shifting sands of the Gobi desert burrows an ancient creature with a single purpose: to Kill. If its venomous bite or poisonous skin doesn...
13: #13 | Kraken
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re bringing out the big guns here on Sexy Beasts, and I tell ya, you’ll need a massive one to take down the MILE WIDE BEAST THAT IS…The Krake...
12: #12 | Chitauri
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sexy Beasts are dedicated to uncovering truth and facts in this fake news-driven world. In accordance with this we are tackling this beast/ conspiracy...
11: #11 | Tokoloshe
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we travel back to Africa to deal with the twisted homunculus created by a nefarious witch doctor. This enchanted runt may be short stature b...
10: #10 | Tikbalang
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Once again we travel east to the archipelago of the Philippines where we meet up with a magnificent beast and admire its resplendent beauty. This equi...
9: #9 | Jersey Devil
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Born in the U.S.A in the state of New Jersey there is a horrid aggressive creature with a Hungry Heart and no we aren’t talking about a cast member ...
8: #8 | Bunyip
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In the Southern Hemisphere there lives an ancient terrifying creature . Know for millennial by the indigenous people as a fierce child kidnapper it ...
7: #7 | Mokele-mbembe
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Sexy Beasts we investigate Nessies African cousin! The Mokele-mbembe! Is it a relic from a bygone era or just a lost elephant ? We also discu...
6: #6 | Chupacabra
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ay Dios mio! Today on Sexy Beasts we tackle a notorious Puerto Rican cattle botherer. So cover the ears of your favourite pet goat and put the s...
5: #5 | Banshee
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today you have two tickets to the front row as we discuss Eíres own spectral songstress . A strong powerful woman whose melody makes men ...
4: #4 | Mothman
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your rolled up newspapers and turn off the porch light because Point Pleasants most favourite inhabitant is under the microscope . Join us as tod...
3: #3 | Kappa
26 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Take a deep breath and kick hard because today we are grappling with the Kappa . Japan’s very own aquatic wrestling deviant. Sexy Beasts Each ...
2: #2 | Aswang
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In Filipino villages under the cover of darkness a malevolent force slinks through the shadows. So listen carefully and be on your guard for you can n...
#1 | Dobhar Chú
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dobhar Chú Something lurks beneath the idyllic waters of Glendale Lough in Leitrim. Come with us on a journey to discover what apex predator stalk...
Sexy Beasts | Trailer
09 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sexy Beasts, a brand new podcast from Tony Cantwell and Marc Jago on The HeadStuff Podcast Network. Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the...