Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
Episodes
WHAT IN THE HELL IS A DAO?
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You've likely heard friends and family talking about decentralized autonomous organizations, and wondered to yourself, "How am I the only loser who do...
Venting, Verisimilitude, & Various 25-Year-Olds - ASK US ANYTHING
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As it dawned on us that our Sh*t mailbag was crazy full and we were literally a month behind, we figured we'd rock back-to-back AUA's to sprinkle our ...
Infidelity, Impervious Dreams, & Inconsiderate Spouses - ASK US ANYTHING
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Stop what you're doing, look in a mirror, and ask yourself, "Can I honestly afford missing this week's Ask Us Anything episode of Sh*t?" If you can, t...
IT'S ALL ABOUT SECURITY
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whether you've heard of Crypto, you currently own Crypto, or you're about to google Crypto because your 22-year-old nephew is a newly-minted "Crypto M...
Escaping Ruts, Preparing for Loss, & Following Your Damn Heart - ASK US ANYTHING
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whether it's shaking sh*t up in order to extricate oneself from a rut, emotionally prepping for the loss of a beloved pet, or (and prepare yourselves ...
FINDING A LIFE BALANCE
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If it seems like your responsibilities and schedule have completely taken the wheel from you and are running your life, it may mean that your life is ...
Live from Reddit, it's "Am I the A**hole?"
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever encountered a situation, acted in a certain way, and upon later reflection thought to yourself, "Am I the a**hole in this scenario?" If ...
Intrusive Thoughts, Vocal Exercises, & Jose Canseco - ASK US ANYTHING
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a triumphant return to the Sh*t Mailbag, Nikki and Steve focus on blocking negative thoughts with insane vocal exercises, name-dropping baseball le...
THE 200th EPISODE VALENTINE'S DAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate the 200th episode of the greatest podcast that has ever existed, as well as celebrate El Día de San Valentín, we're taking a trip down ...
GIVING UP ON YOUR DREAMS
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have dreams? Goals? Aspirations? If not, kudos to you for being completely and utterly at peace as a human being. If you do have dreams, howeve...
Clichéd Rom-Coms, Rickety Relationships, & Cupcake Grenades - ASK US ANYTHING
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From throwing a toxic mate to the curb to living in a poorly-written sitcom to destroying a workplace enemy with a frosted Betty Crocker grenade, this...
PULLING THE TRIGGER ON TOUGH DECISIONS
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
At some point in your life, you will be faced with an agonizing decision. Whether it's about your career, your love life, or that rash that just won't...
GLORY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER ft. Anthony Lee
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It is not hyperbole to say that it's been an extremely long time since a guest has graced the soundwaves of STDTY. (February 27, 2020, to be exact) Th...
Chill-Pill Recipes, Oofie Doofies, & Tom Brady - ASK US ANYTHING (NEW YEARS EDITION)
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What better way to start off the new year than a brand-new Ask Us Anything that is literally exploding with passionate knowledge and dripping-wet info...
FORMING GOOD HABITS IN THE NEW YEAR
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With approximately 48 hours left in 2021, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the year. Over the last seventeen months, we've all for...
UNSOLVED CHRISTMAS MYSTERIES - Murder, Kidnapping & Spontaneous Internal Combustion!
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Nikki and Steve take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the h...
2021 WAS WEIRD AS F**K: A RECAP
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the days grow shorter, the air gets chillier, and many of us bring trees into our homes to decorate them as they slowly die, let us reflect on the ...
THE WIDE, WONDERFUL WORLD OF NFTs
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard the whispers on the street? The murmurs in the crowd? If you concentrate, you can just barely make out a few letters: "N-F-Ts." You may...
SELLING A DAMN HOUSE
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Way back when in the golden days of August 2018, we did an episode called "BUYING A DAMN HOUSE". Well, fast forward three years, and we're now doing a...
Social Media Shenanigans, Crypto Compliments, & First-Year Follies - ASK US ANYTHING
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From exes on Snapchat to Crypto financial independence to the saga of Nikki and Steve's first year together, this week's AUA episode is both a font of...
ELVIS & JOHN LENNON ARE ALIVE (or not)
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did Elvis appear as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Len...
Everything Can Be Explained With Sports Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you don't think that every single problem in life can be explained with a sports analogy, you're an idiot. Exhibit A? This week's episode of Sh*t. ...
TURNING YOUR HOBBY INTO A BUSINESS
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Are you sick of being a mere cog in the wheel of capitalism? Going round and round in a job that offers nothing but a measly paycheck and crappy benef...
THE HAUNTING OF NIKKI & STEVE
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As we're bombarded with decorative gourds, jack-o-lanterns, and pumpkin spice lattes, it's time for the annual spooooooooooooky episode of STDTY. This...
Trolls, Stalkers, & Escaping From Life - ASK US ANYTHING
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As we return to our bread 'n butter this week (the Sh*t Mailbag), we tackle some absolutely insane topics. From crazy ex's to real-life trolls to the ...
STAR WARS, NOTHING BUT STAR WARS
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A long time ago (last week), in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles), a gentleman named Steve Greene decided to deliver a treatise on the entire Star ...
QUESTIONS FOR COUPLES?
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When you think you've googled a list with fun questions for couples for your podcast, but that list ends up being just questions for friends? Well, yo...
Relationship Questions Abound - ASK US ANYTHING
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes we get questions about crypto. Other times, questions about careers. Occasionally, we even get questions about finance or pets. This week, h...
ACCEPTING THE HERO'S JOURNEY
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all heard the whispers on the wind. That little voice in the back of your head. The subconscious shove to push you towards a new, risky endeavor...
Crypto Questions All Damn Day (Part 2) - ASK US ANYTHING
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get out your Trapper Keeper, turn on the overhead projector, and prepare yourself for a fascinating tour down Crypto Lane. That's right: ...
Slim Jims, Stone-Cold Losers, & Saying the "L" Word - ASK US ANYTHING
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Questions from all around the globe have arrived in the STDTY Mailbag over the past month, including a few juicy updates from past letters we've read....
UFOs ARE FRIGGIN' REAL
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all heard the stories about bright lights that move too quickly, flying saucers that hover motionless, and stars that most assuredly do not beha...
CELEBRITIES, CLONES, & COVER-UPS
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a tale as old as time: a celebrity reaches the pinnacle of their profession before suffering an untimely death, only to be seamlessly replaced by...
DIEHARDING THE HARDEST (A Verbal History of the Die Hard Franchise)
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Running barefoot through broken glass. Jumping off a skyscraper with nothing but a fire hose wrapped around your waist. Alan Rickman's superb performa...
POKER'S LIFE LESSONS
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the great pantheon of Nikki's obsessions, the most recent and all-consuming is most assuredly poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless til...
Crypto Questions All Damn Day (Part 1) - ASK US ANYTHING
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you've ever heard the terms "dogecoin", "tether", and "blockchain" and thought to yourself, what in holy hell is that? Well, this episode is for yo...
THE MEN OF STEEL
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the never-ending battle for truth and justice, where do we turn? We look to the perfectly-coiffed, barrel-chested, god-like hero known as Steve Gre...
THE MAN, THE DAN, THE LEGEND: STEVEN SEAGAL
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this, easily one of the most epic episodes in Shit history, Professor Greene takes his place at the lectern for a lesson about one of the most famo...
Friendzone Follies, Lamentable Lying, & Settling Sadly - ASK US ANYTHING
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you've ever been stuck in the Friendzone, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered if "just good enough" is enough, this episode is for you...
COMMUNICATION IS KEY
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've said it once, we've said it a million times: in a relationship, communication is key. Yes, we know it's cliche. Yes, we know you're sick of us h...
THE BENEFITS OF BEGINNERSHIP
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
First off, yes. We know that "beginnership" is not a word. Now that we've covered that, we can talk about the benefits of embracing "beginner status" ...
Foreplay, Forest Butt Photos, & Fantastic Swimming Pool Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shockingly useful information flows like friggin' wine from yet another amazing STDTY Mailbag episode. From fake boobs on a mountain top to deep-cut I...
NIKKI RULES
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If there's one thing we can all agree upon in these turbulent times, It's that Nikki Limo is the preeminent Queen God of All Humanity. In today's cele...
THE SHEER INSANITY OF QUORA STORIES
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From an innocent Google search about chronic cat-urination, Nikki was sent down a rabbit-hole of clickable craziness on the benign-looking website Quo...
HOW TO ACE A MARRIAGE QUIZ
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ace and Ice Breaker take a marriage quiz to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary. As you settle in to listen to the sweet and sickly display betwee...
Monsters-in-Law, Crypto-Snobs, & Angelic Asses - ASK US ANYTHING
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From diagnosing a lame, insecure dude always talking about Crypto, to dealing with a severe lack of love for one's in-laws, to touching an ass for the...
ANY IDIOT CAN BE A SCREENWRITER
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ever thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got ...
Massive Male Egos, Convenient Coping Mechanisms, & Negative Nellies – ASK US ANYTHING
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailba...
IS THE ILLUMINATI HIDING UFOS?
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Short answer: yes, of course the Illuminati is hiding UFOs. On today's special episode, Iceman and Ice Breaker are talking everything UFO as Steve giv...
WE DON’T HEAR ENOUGH ABOUT FAILURE
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
These days, all you hear about on social media are success stories. But what about all the times that people fail spectacularly? Don’t worry, folks!...
Texts With My Ex, Springtime Soliloquies, & The Break-up Button - ASK US ANYTHING
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Buying your first home? Dreaming of your ex? Just wanna shower Nikki and Steve with a plethora of compliments? Well, you're in luck. The dynamic duo o...
NIKKI'S ADVENTURES IN HEALTH
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the disgusting to the mysterious to the mind-boggling to the even more disgusting, Nikki takes us on a wild ride through the crazy world that is ...
CRYPTO IN THE YEAR 2021
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
To say that there are exciting things happening in the world of crypto would be perhaps the understatement of the year. From new markets and blockchai...
Compliments, CPAs, & Complicated Connections - ASK US ANYTHING
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From questions about blossoming crushes to sickeningly sweet compliments for Nikki to complex financial predicaments, today's episode of STDTY is fill...
THE MAGIC OF LOGIC
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If someone has ever told you they forgot to wear underwear once on game day and their team won, so it must've been due to their commando status, this ...
Thoughtless Threesomes, Crypto Curiosities, & Sexy Sensuosity - ASK US ANYTHING
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Class is now in session, people. Princess-Astronaut Nikki & Crypto-Expert Steve will be presiding over today's lesson in unsuccessful dating loops, bl...
THE TRUTH BEHIND CHILD STARS
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From insanely long work days to predatory co-workers to abusive parents to drug use, the tales of child stars are sordid in every sense of the word. T...
SIX KEYS TO A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the importance of mutual respect to the significance of clear lines of communication to the acceptance of a plethora of pillows on the bed and co...
FORMING GOOD HABITS
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With so much time at home for the last twelve months, we've all formed habits; some good, some not-so-good. In this episode, Nikki & Steve cover a cor...
Uber Nikki Fans, Sage Screenwriting Advice, & Relationship Finance Pitfalls - ASK US ANYTHING
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From an uber-Nikki-Limo-Fan fawning all over Nikki's work ethic to an amateur screenwriter asking the master for some tips, to the dangers of merging ...
GAMESTOP vs. WALL STREET
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of the biggest financial stories of the year, but most of us have no idea what the fu*k really happened. (what the hell is a "short" anyway?)...
INVESTING 101
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Money. We all want it. Some of us have it. Many of us don't. Today, Professors Nikki & Steve school your ass with some tips on how to begin thinking a...
Polygamy, Pornography, & Possessiveness - ASK US ANYTHING
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Q & A episode explores the intricacies of cohabitation, the temptation to steal one's man, porn's potential downsides, and the everlasting all...
CRYPTO IN 2021 & BEYOND
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Look. We get it. Everyone makes fun of Steve and his obsession with cryptocurrency. But in 2021, some crazy-ass sh*t is happening: Bitcoin is back and...
Parental Demons, Emotional Decisions, & Eminem Verses - ASK US ANYTHING
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From parents who just don't understand to "b*tches be crazy" stereotypes to Steve's astonishing Eminem impression, the first Q & A episode of 2021 has...
THE ART OF BUYING A HOME
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As you begin to implement your 2021 New Years Resolutions, one of them may very likely be to save more money. And what better thing to save money for ...
FUNNY STORY ft. Matthew Glave & Michael Gallagher
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's New Year's Eve, so celebrate the end of one of the worst years ever while revisiting one of our most fun interviews ever! Pop the champagne, get...
UNSOLVED CHRISTMAS MYSTERIES - Murder, Kidnapping & Spontaneous Internal Combustion!
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As Nikki and Steve take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the h...
THE INSANE ORIGINS OF SANTA CLAUS
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We bet you didn't know that several Christmas traditions may have come directly from ancient people getting high as hell on magic mushrooms. Or that S...
THE ENDURING MYSTERY OF D.B. COOPER
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
49 years ago, a mysterious man using an alias hijacked a Northwest Airlines plane and demanded $200,000, otherwise he'd blow up the plane. One of the ...
Only Fans Fun, Feline Emotional Support, & Reluctant Fellatio - ASK US ANYTHING
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The STDTY mailbag was a doozy this week. From pervasive porn-viewing habits to pets as mental crutches to a very logical fear of sexually-transmitted-...
MYTHICAL CREATURES ARE SEXY AF
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Look. We can all agree that mythical creatures are sexy af. Whether it's a hot-ass vampire sucking your neck, a super-masculine hirsute Bigfoot, or a ...
Secret Children, Kitten Kingdoms & Gatorade Wounds - ASK US ANYTHING
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The STDTY Mailbag was gettin' full, so we ripped it open for some sweet, sweet Q & A action. From Facebook secrets to champagne dreams to demon Moms, ...
THE EVOLUTION OF JAMES BOND
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After we recorded this episode, the quintessential James Bond, Sean Connery, passed from this earth. So today, in tribute to the legendary Sir Thomas ...
Beyonce's Mustard, Personal Reinvention, & Clean Lady Parts - ASK US ANYTHING
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Whether it's coveting celebrity condiments, accepting inevitable life changes, or taking care of your body, Nikki & Steve present sixty minutes of tho...
THE PHENOMENON OF RITUALS
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shocktober is in the mother effin' house, people! Halloween is mere days away, so we're taking you on a dark-ass ride for our last spooktacular episod...
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR(s)
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shocktober continues, b*tches! Today, we're covering the creepy-ass real-life story of the crazy sh*t that occurred at 112 Ocean Avenue in Amityville,...
AN ADAM SANDLER RETROSPECTIVE
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of the October release of the definitive 2020 cinematic masterpiece, Netflix's original film, "Hubie Halloween", Steve takes everyone on a hi...
Make Ups, Break Ups, & Cage Fighting - ASK US ANYTHING
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
While we all know that our Ask Us Anything episodes are essentially 60 minutes of us telling people to dump their significant other, every once in a w...
THE EXORCISM OF SH*T THEY DON'T TELL YOU
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Shocktober, b*tches! Get out your motherfu*kin' decorative gourds, pour yourself a glass of sweet-ass cider, and let's welcome October with some ...
BATMAN IS THE SH*T
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today's show is the podcast episode you deserve, but not the one you need. On this special episode of Sh*t, we discuss the legendary D.C. superhero Ba...
Self-Awareness, FOMO, & the Perils of Dicksand - ASK US ANYTHING
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From hilarious letters to mean friends to an acute addiction to dick, today's Q & A episode is filled with genius advice, words of wisdom, and the new...
NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THE CRYPTOCURRENCY WORLD
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a tumultuous few years of cryptocurrency and bitcoin, big things are happening in that space. On this week's episode, Professor Steve Greene is ...
PAYING OFF DEBT IS SEXY
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having a mountain of debt is easily one of the most unattractive things in the world. Your washboard abs, bulging biceps, or firm butt will be nearly ...
Polyamory, Unrequited Love, & Rude Guests - ASK US ANYTHING
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Sh*t mailbag is once again opened this week, with lots of juicy stories and scandalous inquiries. From relationships involving multiple lovers to ...
HOW TO MEDITATE
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Let's face it: 2020 has been a dumpster fire wrapped in a sh*tshow filled with a train wreck. We're all stressed. One way to release that stress and o...
NIKKI & STEVE TAKE PERSONALITY TESTS
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Whether it's the old-school Myers-Briggs test, or the trendier Enneagram test, it is truly shocking how accurate these tests can be. With their usual ...
Finding "The One", Self-Reinvention, & Masturbatory Dry Spells - ASK US ANYTHING
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Sh*t Mailbag returns with a Q & A episode that is essentially 60 minutes of Nikki & Steve telling their listeners to break up. Well, not the full ...
WHEN IT'S TIME TO REBRAND
30 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We all tell stories about ourselves and we stick to the belief that those stories define us. But you are only the human you label yourself as right no...
HOW AND WHEN TO SAY NO
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you always say yes to requests from your friends, family, and coworkers, even to your own detriment, you might have a problem. In today's episode, ...
UFOs ARE REAL, B*TCHES
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Look, we know that this episode is going to bring all the alien-haters to the yard. Before you lose your sh*t, please know that UFOs and aliens are tw...
Succubi, Entrepreneurship, & Animal Crossing Boyfriends - ASK US ANYTHING
09 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Sh*t Mailbag was overflowing with great questions, so we figured it was a good time to return to our favorite format. (where we basically tell eve...
RANDOM TOPICS FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
25 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
During the epic brainstorming sessions for each and every STDTY episode, some topics simply don't make the cut. But that doesn't mean they aren't supe...
RELATIONSHIP GOALS
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Does your relationship suck? Have you even considered that a possibility? If you have ever wondered about the person sleeping beside you in bed, this ...
Side Pieces, Nude Pictures, & Perpetual Childhood - ASK US ANYTHING
11 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today's epic Q & A includes juicy stories about unseemly nude pics, scandalous Venmo payments, & people who simply refuse to grow up. Also, Steve reco...
HOW TO OVERCOME IMPOSTER SYNDROME
04 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Admit it. We've all felt like frauds at some point in our lives. Sometimes it's because you're "faking it 'til you make it", sometimes it's because yo...
ALL ABOUT BIAS
28 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We all have bias, even if we don't realize it. Whether it's based on emotions, facts, or misinformation, bias is largely inescapable. So what can one ...
FLAT EARTH THEORY FINALLY EXPLAINED
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you're sick and tired of "the man" telling you what is true and false in this world, this episode is for you. If you enjoy deciding what is factual...
Herpes, Unrequited Love, & Seizing the Day - ASK US ANYTHING
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Q & A returns with a ton of questions about careers, coupling, and carpe diem. Also, Nikki finally properly thanks Steve for buying toilet paper in bu...
THE TENACITY OF LUCILLE BALL
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
With Lucille Ball, the naysayers throughout her life were epic. Studio execs expected her to fail. Marketing execs said the public would never accept ...