Shmanners
Episodes
Elizabethan Christmas (LIVE)
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy this LIVE episode recorded at Candlenights 2017 all about ELIZABETHAN CHRISTMAS! And remember, 'tis the season to be sharing!
Caroling
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to another holiday edition of Shmanners! This week is all about CAROLING! When did it start? How do you do it and how do you watch o...
Pizza (LIVE)
12 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's our live episode from Chicago all about PIZZA! We know we said it was going to be caroling, but due to travel and stuff we had to push ...
Christmas Pudding
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about CHRISTMAS PUDDING! The history, the etiquette and the recipe! Enjoy and be sure to share with a friend!
Wine Tastings
28 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! This week is all about WINE TASTINGS! Enjoy listening to Teresa talk about things she knows. Sort of enjoy Travis talking about things...
Turkeys (LIVE!)
21 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is our Thanksgiving special all about TURKEYS! Recorded live in Chicago!
Holiday Decorations
14 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Holiday season is in full swing and you know what that means: HOLIDAY DECORATIONS! How much is too much for the office? How soon is too soon to put th...
Public Displays of Affection
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! This week is all about PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION! When, where and what is appropriate? Is it ok in front of your family? All these ...
Fondue (LIVE!)
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! This one is all about FONDUE! An added bonus, it was recorded live in Nashville! We sure hope you enjoy!
Trick or Treat
24 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Welcome to our Halloween special! This time is all about TRICK OR TREAT! Can one give out non-candy? (P.S. Check out "teal pumpkin pro...
Socks, Stockings and Tights
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about SOCKS, STOCKINGS AND TIGHTS (also Leggings, Hose, etc.) and you may be wondering, "what's the difference"? Well, listen and fin...
Wedding Anniversaries
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another very special episode! Not only is this episode about WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES, it actually IS Travis and Teresa's wedding anniversa...
Dolley Madison
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! You've joined us once again for another very special biography! This time, the first(maybe?) First Lady DOLLEY MADISON! Did she save a...
Housewarming
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet and welcome to our home! Well, our podcast really, but we try to make it very home-y! This episode is all about HOUSEWARMING! How did t...
Weddings: Eloping
18 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! So, what is ELOPING? If you're like us, you think you know! In reality it's kind of hard to define and we try really hard to! We also ...
Princess Di
12 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about PRINCESS DI! First, a little about the Sloane Rangers. Then, how Diana Spencer became Princess Diana, her impact on the image o...
Swear Words
05 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Good bleeping afternoon you beautiful bleepers! Are you ready for a bleeping good episode? This one is all about SWEAR WORDS! Where do...
Barber Shops and Salons
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Before we start our description... there's something different about you, isn't there? Is that a new shirt? New shoes? OH! You got you...
Baths and Showers
15 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Let's scrub up, rinse off and get right down to it! This week is all about SHOWERS AND BATHS! Is it ok to use your hosts shampoo? As a...
Laundromat
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Welcome friends to another bubbly episode of Shmanners! This week is all about LAUNDROMATS! How many machines can you use? Can you use the chan...
Jane Austen
31 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We're back and we sure did miss you last week! This time, we have a very special biography episode. You may have recognized the name? ...
Party Games
17 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! It's time for another round of Shmanners! Are you ready to play? Because this week is all about PARTY GAMES! You know, Charades? 20 Questions? ...
Libraries
10 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Shhhhh!!! Hello Internet! Anything in particular you're looking for today? Anything we can help you find? Maybe a book on manners? Maybe LIBRARY MANNE...
Coffee Houses
03 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Good Morning! How about a nice cup of joe? Cup of mud? You know, coffee! This week is all about COFFEE HOUSES! How many additions to your drink is too...
Miss Manners
26 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Oh goodness, do we have a great biography episode for you! This week, we tell you all about Judith Martin, better known as MISS MANNERS! When it comes...
Parks
23 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We're so excited to bring you the last in our Summer Fun Series: PARKS! How did parks come about? What is their history? How do we kee...
History of Bathing Suits
19 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Sorry we're so late but we're ready to make a splash with THE HISTORY OF BATHING SUITS! From nude to wool dresses to Speedos, the bath...
Zoos
09 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Welcome to another in our impromptu "Summer Fun!" series! This week, ZOOS! What do you do when you see a kid tapping the glass? Can yo...
Museums
03 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Look but don't touch at this new episode we made for you all about MUSEUMS! Not only do we tell you their fascinating history, but we ...
Ask Shmanners
27 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Thanks for baring with us as we travel and recover being sick! In this episode, we answer a whole bunch of your questions! What do you...
Tattoos
12 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! This week, we're talking tattoos! A little bit about the history, but mostly we focus on the modern dos and donts! How to work with yo...
Weddings: Who Pays For What?
05 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! It's time for another in our WEDDINGS series! This time: WHO PAYS FOR WHAT? From the reception, to the officiant, to the flowers, ther...
The Art of Critique
28 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello there Internet! Thank you so much for tuning to another Shmanners! Hopefully, once you're done listening, you'll have nothing but positive thing...
Cons
21 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Welcome to another great episode! Be sure to sign in in Hall B and pick up your badge! And be sure to grab a swag bag! This week, we'r...
Names and Honorifics
14 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Welcome Friend to another episode of Shmanners made for you by Travis and Teresa! Sit right down Comrade and enjoy an hour all about N...
Social Media (Twitter and Facebook) Part Two
07 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Last week, we did a whole episode all about Twitter and Facebook! When it came right down to it, we just had WAY too many questions fo...
Social Media (Twitter and Facebook) Part One
31 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Welcome to MaxFunDrive Week Two! We hope all is well with you! We have been dancing around this subject for awhile! It's a big one fol...
Queen Victoria and Prince Albert
24 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Happy MaxFunDrive to ALL! We are so excited to bring you an episode that's been in the works for a while! In fact, we're bringing you ...
Ask Shmanners
22 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! It's Max Fun Drive so we thought we'd give you a little extra bonus episode! So, we put together an all advice episode! Can you put yo...
The Guinness Family
17 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all! This week's episode is all about THE GUINNESS FAMILY! From their humble beginnings to their am...
Hats
10 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! A tip of the hat to you! On this episode, we throw our hats over the fence and commit to do a great episode for you! It was a challeng...
Facial Hair
03 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We sure do hope you're having a great day! We have a really good episode just for YOU! This week is all about FACIAL HAIR! Should you ...
Weddings: Receptions (pt 2)
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! As promised, here's PART 2 of our WEDDING RECEPTION episode! If you haven't, be sure to check out PART ONE! Enjoy our answers to your ...
Weddings: Receptions (pt 1)
25 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We are very excited for you to hear this episode! Well, the first half of it anyway... something went wrong and we couldn't use the 2n...
First Dates
10 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Listen, I know we haven't known each other all that long, but would you do us the honor of joining us in this episode? It's all about ...
George Washington
03 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Well hello there! You know, we here at Shmanners HQ know that there has been a lot of political talk lately, so we thought it was time to do an episod...
Insults
27 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hey there you knave! What would a scoundrel like you know about manners? Nothing! So, listen up you rogue and learn all about INSULTS! We share with y...
Compliments
20 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Well hello there Internet! Might I say, those are some amazing shoes! No, I really mean it! They're great! Of course I'm serious! Ok, now you are just...
Bar Etiquette
13 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello friends! Pull up a stool and let's have a chat! What are you drinking? First round is on us! This week is all about BAR ETIQUETTE! What's the di...
Resolutions and Gyms
07 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! After a brief holiday break, we're back! We hope your holidays were good and that your 2017 is going well! If you're anything like us,...
Victorian Christmas LIVE!
23 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We have a very special episode for you! This episode all about VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS was recorded live at this year's Candlenights live ...
Holiday Gifts: Giving and Receiving
16 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello there Internet! What's that behind your back? A present? FOR US?! Well, we got you something too! It's a brand new episode all about HOLIDAY GIF...
Holiday Parties
10 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Happy holidays internet! We got you a brand new episode! What's that? You didn't get us anything? That's totally ok! As discussed in this episode, gif...
Conversations
02 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! How are you? How's it going? What's up? What's shakin'? This week, we are discussing the art of CONVERSATION! Understandably, for many...
Benjamin Franklin
26 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet and happy Thanksgiving weekend! Sure, we all think we know about Benjamin Franklin! He loved kites, witty sayings, and turkeys! ...righ...
Thanksgiving
18 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! American THANKSGIVING is almost upon us and we imagine you have quite a few concerns and questions! What do you talk about? What shoul...
Retail Etiquette
13 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! After a brief baby leave, we are back! This time, we're talking RETAIL ETIQUETTE! How do you talk to a retail employee? Where did depa...
Debutante Balls and Cotillions
21 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Well, you've finally reached that age and it is time for you to debut! How do you debut you ask? Well, have you taken you dance classe...
Baby Shower
07 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We've got a little bundle of joy for you... a new episode all about BABY SHOWERS! People have been celebrating impending babies for a ...
Beau Brummell
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello there Internet! We have another special bio episode for you! Learn all about the original Dandy: BEAU BRUMMELL! We'll tell you about how good he...
Emily Post
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to a very special episode! Have you found yourself listening to Shmanners and wondering "Hey now! Just who is this 'Emily Post' pers...
American Football
16 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hey there sports fans and non-fans! It's American FOOTBALL season and you know what that means! Excitement! Action! And lots of people screaming at th...
Back To School
09 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Ahhh, the leaves are changing and the air is turning colder. Walmart shelves are full of TMNT folders and Disney notebooks... must be ...
Weddings: Wedding Party
02 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Would you do us the honor of standing beside us during this episode? In fact, we'd like you to be our Listener of Honor! Take your time, this is a big...
Sportsmanship
19 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Let the games begin! We have a brand new episode for you and it is a slam dunk/home run/touchdown! Whether it's a weekend softball league or a boardga...
Roommates
12 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Listen, this may sound sudden but... we want you to m of in to this episode with us! We should let you know, we have a few ground rules. First, you ha...
Parties: Alcohol
05 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You know, after a hard day of podcasting, I like to relax with an ice cold drink. Maybe a beer? Maybe a whiskey? But then I find myself wondering "Is ...
Telephone Manners
29 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello? Is this Shmanners Listener? Hi! This is Shmanners! We're calling today to offer you a wonderful podcast opportunity! We've got a new episode fo...
Etiquette Catch-All
22 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! It's time for a very special episode! It's all questions and they're all your's! When should one cancel an RSVP? What to do when meeti...
Amusement Parks
15 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Step right up, step right up! There's room enough for all! This week, Shmanners is all about AMUSEMENT PARKS! Roller Coasters? We got'em! Amazing sigh...
Picnics and Potlucks
08 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello there and welcome! Pull up a blanket, an ear of corn and enjoy our new episode! We hope you brought a side dish or a desert to share? We're talk...
Afternoon Tea and High Tea
01 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello there! Have a seat and pull up a saucer! This week is all about TEA! Tea comes in many forms, but it is also served in so many ways! We'll discu...
Pools and Beaches
24 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You know, people have been swimming for fun for thousands of years! At least as far back as Ancient Egypt! Even after all that time, we are still tryi...
Hand Gestures
17 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Whoa whoa whoa! You can't wave like that! Don't you know what that means in Uruguay? You see, the same hand gesture can mean different...
Pregnancy LIVE
10 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We are so excited to bring you our first ever live episode all about PREGNANCY! As you know, Teresa is pregnant so we have a lot to ta...
The King of Dudes
03 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Gather around and hear the ballad of Evander Berry Wall, The King of Dudes! First, let's talk a little about the evolution of the word...
Funerals
27 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Listen,we know that funerals can be rough. Not only are you dealing with a loss, often times you may be unaware of what is the proper ...
Apologies
20 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! We are sorry this episode is so good that your brain will hurt from its goodness! This week we are talking about APOLOGIES! From cave ...
Birthdays
13 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very special episode celebrating Teresa's birthday this week! Happy birthday Internet! Well, maybe not today but definitely at some point in th...
Weddings: Engagement
06 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Might I pop you a question? Would you do me the honor of listening to this episode about engagements? Learn about engagement rings, parties, gifts and...
Gambling: Casinos
29 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Step up to the table and lay down your bet! You can't win if you don't play! This week we're talking gambling, specifically casinos! Learn a little hi...
Handshakes and Business Cards
22 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Oh hello! Put 'er there friend! What's that? You need to learn about manners? Here, take our card! We're in the etiquette teaching business! This week...
Hotels and B&Bs
15 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome! Checking in? May I carry your podcast luggage to your room? This episode is all about Hotels and B&Bs! Listen as we unfold the intricacies of...
Baseball
08 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Batter up! It's time to learn a little about America's national past time! Baseball is a fascinating and nuanced sport with some very specific fan eti...
Accessories: Handkerchief, Napkin and Fan
04 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Sorry for the delay, but Teresa was very under the weather! She spend a lot of time coughing in to a handkerchief! While I fanned the ...
Office Etiquette
25 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's MaxFunDrive Week 2! So, we have some paperwork we need you to file. Also, can you fax these to Deborah? Sorry, I meant "Can you fax these to Debo...
MaxFunDrive Special: Dogs
22 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! It's Week Two of the MaxFunDrive and we teamed up with Allegra Ringo from Can I Pet your Dog (another hit MaxFun podcast!) to bring yo...
Tipping
18 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Happy MaxFun Drive to all! Can we give you a TIP? Tipping can be confusing! There are so many different instances that do (or don't!) require tipping!...
Holiday Special: Saint Patrick's Day
15 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Top of the morning to you! We are so excited to celebrate both Saint Patrick's Day AND Max Fun Drive! Listen and learn about St. Patri...
Weddings: Attendance
11 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello friends! We are so glad you got our invitation and were able to attend! Please, be sure to treat yourself to the buffet and open bar! You see, t...
Travel: Trains and Automobiles
04 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
All aboard! We've got a full tank of gas and a long way to go before sundown! Do you have any music preferences for the radio? Windows up or down? Fir...
Travel: Boats and Planes
26 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Attention travelers, we will now begin the boarding process. Please be sure to bring all questions regarding travel etiquette with you when boarding. ...
Theatre Attendance
19 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Come in, come in! Take your seat, the show is about to start! What's that? You're not sure when you're allowed to talk? You don't know what to do with...
House Guests
12 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Come in, come in! We're so glad you could come visit the podcast! Here's a towel and feel free to eat anything in the fridge! Are you unsure how to be...
Holiday Special: Valentine's Day
11 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Internet! Welcome to the first (hopefully first of many) of our holiday specials! Learn all about the history and traditions surrounding Valenti...
Conversation
05 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry to interrupt, but we thought you might like to find out a little bit about conversational etiquette! The world of small talk can be a terrifying...
Table Manners
29 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, table manners! What a mystery! Sure, we're all taught not to chew with our mouths full and stuff like that, but what is with all the forks? Who is...
Thank You Notes
26 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you so much for joining us for our first episode! This one is all about Thank You Notes! Are they out dated? When should you write one? What do ...
Shmanners 00: Coming Soon!
14 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Join husband Travis McElroy and wife Teresa McElroy every Friday and they'll improve your etiquette week by week! Perplexed by thank you notes? Baffle...