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#104 - The Transport Episode

02 Apr 2026

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Send us Fan MailWhooosh! The three vessels of hilarity are back to bring to you talk of speedboats in Thailand, motion sickness, TV show ideas for adu...

#103 - The Eating Out Episode

15 Mar 2026

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Send a textGreetings! The three patrons of questionable establishments return with talk of holidays in Thailand, pet peeves at the dining table, dream...

#102 - The Tropical Episode

21 Feb 2026

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Send a textBananas! Coconuts! Mangoes to a pub! The three heroes have slightly unbuttoned their shirts to bring you tropical tales from the Maldives w...

#101 - The Winter Episode

31 Jan 2026

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Send us a textHello! Them three toerags are back again with spiel concerning wintry preferences, Orwellian dilemmas, hibernation, wet socks, jumping a...

#100 - The Hundredth Episode!

21 Jan 2026

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Send us a textThank you listeners for sticking with us all this way! It's party time!In a bit of a break from the norm, our heroes will be discus...

#99 - The Christmas Episode

21 Dec 2025

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Send us a textHo ho ho! Merry Christmas! On this festive feast of an episode we have our annual gift exchange, we hear what the celebs do at this time...

#98 - The Cold Episode

11 Dec 2025

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Send us a textIt's getting colder out there, ISN'T IT!?* These three chilly chaps are chatting about whether they are cold or warm-hearted, ...

#97 - The Food Episode

20 Nov 2025

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Send us a textGreetings and welcome! On this episode there is waffle of A-list celebrities favo(u)rite foods (that includes Chris, Pete and Tom), spic...

#96 - The TV Episode

06 Nov 2025

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Send us a textHello, and welcome. On this barnstormer of an episode we have television nostalgia, talk of big TVs, talk of fave TV shows, naughty yout...

#95 - The Comeback Episode

11 Oct 2025

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Send us a textBeen a while! On this episode, we speak of celebrities being naughty, there are your welcome additions from some old and new voices, Chr...

Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine....INCOMING!

07 Oct 2025

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Send us a textThat's right. After a bit of a hiatus, SYMJ shall return with full episodes in the very near future. Have a little listen to what t...

#94 - The Space Episode

01 Apr 2025

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Send us a textNa-Nu Na-Nu! The three jolly earthlings are back with talk of a canine creature in space, favourite space films, it's off to India ...

#93 - The Mythology Episode

15 Mar 2025

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Send us a textWell, the three vagabonds are back again with talk of befriending a mythical beast in China, a doctor offers us his help, we talk about ...

#92 - The Future Episode

01 Mar 2025

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Send us a textBeen a minute! The three oddballs of oddness have returned from their busy schedules for Chris to talk about using A.I to describe us, t...

#91 - The Fashion Episode

21 Jan 2025

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Send us a textHappy New Year! (can we still say that!?)There is talk of Pete's misfortune, indoor footwear, Chris demonstrates his trend-setting ...

#90 - The Christmas Episode

19 Dec 2024

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Send us a textJoyeux Noel! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! We have an exchange of presents between the three pals, Chris talks of hunting down yet an...

#89 - The Beast Episode

07 Dec 2024

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Send us a textWild things! Chris regales us with his successful attempt at befriending a legendary beast, there's more beastly talk in Audience I...

#88 - The Love Episode

26 Nov 2024

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Send us a textNous parlons d'amour! Chris is talking about young love, there's a bit of spite and a bit of fun in Audience Intercommunicatio...

#87 - The Home Episode

12 Nov 2024

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Send us a textHey! In a bit of a change in format, we'll be basing each episode for the foreseeable future around a theme (possibly very loosely)...

Episode 86 - Cacti, Accents, and a Scary Bouncy Man

22 Oct 2024

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Send us a textAutumnal greetings! The three horror shows of humour return with talk of cat / dog translations, cosmic jokes, claws, eunuchs, being loc...

Bonus Stuff - SYMJ JINGLE MEGA MIX!

06 Oct 2024

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Send us a textHere's 4 minutes plus of some of our best jingles from the last few years all blended together in roughly alphabetical order. Enjoy...

Episode 85 - Pandas, Spuds, and an Itchy Knee

04 Oct 2024

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Send us a textHello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challen...

Episode 84 - Skint, Book Poison, and Whose Line is it Anyway?

17 Sep 2024

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Send us a textYeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, ...

Episode 83 - Binbags, Prolific Pete, and a Trip to Crete

03 Sep 2024

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Send us a textBin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider...

Episode 82 - Disappointment, Dirty Protests, and Primordial Soup

17 Jul 2024

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Send us a textBonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins...

Episode 81 - Giving, Bratwursts, and a Farmer's Toilet

24 Jun 2024

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Send us a textThe three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train a...

Episode 80 - Grease, Sin, and Reptilian Overlords

12 Jun 2024

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Send us a textHola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy ...

Episode 79 - A Road Trip, Hooves, and Fun at the McMenemy Suite

19 May 2024

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Send us a textOh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (cl...

Episode 78 - Chickens, Tank Tops, and Words of (un)Wisdom

12 May 2024

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Send us a textGuess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vest...

Episode 77 - Oscars, Koftas, and Job Offers

25 Mar 2024

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Send us a textAfter a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, hor...

Episode 76 - World Records, Pirates, and Back in the DPRK

19 Feb 2024

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Send us a textWelcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness,  job applications, Grant (Nebraska), w...

Episode 75 - Cards, Cold Conditions, and Compromised Cash

05 Feb 2024

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Send us a textYeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsul...

Episode 74 - Baba Vanga, Bin Women, and Banana Artwork

25 Jan 2024

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Send us a textBelated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands,...

Episode 73 (The Christmas Special) - Carrots, The Naughty List, and a Lump of Coal

19 Dec 2023

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Send us a textMerry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the...

Episode 72 - Kippers, Couches, and The Monkey's Pyjamas

11 Dec 2023

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Send us a textIt's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a li...

Episode 71 - Dystopia, Escapes, and an Autobiography

11 Nov 2023

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Send us a textThose three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famo...

Episode 70 - Night Shifts, a Liar, and a Curious Customer

23 Oct 2023

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Send us a textThe three wagsters return with prattle about rugby, whiskey, jazz, Mr. Bean, gaming, BBQs, Poetry Corner, birthdays, recruitment agencie...

Episode 69 - Eels, Heels, and Superman

11 Oct 2023

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Send us a textCor blimey! The triad of titter return with talk of Pete becoming a pro-wrestler, regional delicacies (pie, mash, and liquor), Poetry Co...

Episode 68 - Rats, Baboons, and Talking Dogs

22 Sep 2023

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Send us a textThe three peddlers of mirth return with talk of pair tattoos, terms of endearment, incontinence, geography teachers, school, Africa, sea...

Episode 67 - Ghana, School, and a Cockapoo Tattoo

03 Sep 2023

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Send us a textWe're back! The trinity of guff return with talk of a Finnish bear, book clubs, cults, being down south, parole officers, copper th...

Bonus Episode - Audience Intercommunication; a Sample Jar Vol.3

11 Aug 2023

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Send us a textGreetings! SYMJ will return in its entirety with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes lookin...

Bonus Episode - Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar; a Sample Jar Vol.2

06 Aug 2023

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Send us a textHello! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at ...

Bonus Episode - Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar; a Sample Jar Vol.1

01 Aug 2023

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Send us a textBeen a minute! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking ...

Episode 66 - Beach Bods, Runza, and a Seven-Foot Mongolian

30 May 2023

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Send us a textBonjour! The trio of titter return with jibber-jabber about dinner parties, crocodile / alligator jokes, putting your foot in it, Poetry...

Episode 65 - Hosers, King Charles, and a Rubbish Librarian

15 May 2023

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Send us a textGreetings! The three wise(ish) guys are back with talk of the Coronation (yawn), Canada, Australia, New Zealand, King Charles (Poetry Co...

Episode 64 - Vegans, Bird Poo, and Naked in a Chopper

04 May 2023

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Send us a textOh what an atmosphere! The trio of chums are back with talk of annoying kids, foul smells, Poetry Corner, Geoff Capes' fury, the pu...

Episode 63 - Double Lives, a Big Mole, and Ducks that Weep

15 Apr 2023

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Send us a textThe trifecta of fun stuff return with waffle about haircuts, moles, steak tartare, dysentery, the return of Poetry Corner, deceased WWE ...

Episode 62 - Gaddafi, Daisy Chains, and a Chairman Mao Alarm Clock

30 Mar 2023

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Send us a textThe trio of titter return with guff about Vietnam, underpants, currency, a fun game, Colonel Gaddafi, ice cream, bespoke trousers, a tou...

Episode 61 - Sausages, Admirals, and Animals Like Camels

28 Feb 2023

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Send us a textThe triad of guff are back with talk of illness, Australian beans, Vegemite, Chris' musical news, swaps, Hungry Hippos, high-heel b...

Episode 60 - Bangkok Nights, A.I, and Mr. Fries

16 Feb 2023

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Send us a textTom, Chris, Pete, and Artificial Intelligence bring you this whizz-banger of an episode! There's talk of Bangkok, lookalikes, possi...

Episode 59 - Gas Pipes, Pop Mags, and Intercourse the Penguin

25 Jan 2023

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Send us a textYikes! The three horsemen of the peculiar are back with talk of protests, CDs, crows, seagulls, Twitter polls, Steve Cram, Guinness, Chr...

Episode 58 - Des Moines, Der Kale, and Das Kapital.. of Armenia

09 Jan 2023

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Send us a textHappy New Year! The three purveyors of mirth are back in 2023 with talk of Christmas in Armenia, The monarch's festive speech, tell...

Episode 57 (The Christmas Special) - Porridge, Pajamas, and a Jolly Old Elf

19 Dec 2022

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Send us a textMerry Christmas! Felicitations at this festive time of year! Open this treasure trove of an episode to reveal talk of mulled wine, lager...

Episode 56 - Satsumas, Frezno, and Retaliatory Rabbits

12 Dec 2022

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Send us a textFootball, football, football! The three goalhangers of mirth are blathering on about going to bed early, football, missing goals, scorel...

Episode 55 - Crocs, Greenland, and Some Threadbare Gold Shorts

29 Nov 2022

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Send us a textThe three quipsters are back once again with discourse relating to the World Cup, booze bans, boozy journeys home, a sweepstake, climate...

Episode 54 - The Zoo, Zimbabwe, and Squeezing Scandinavians

13 Nov 2022

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Send us a textThe three funny men are back with talk of zoo trips, pickling, a very snowy sequel from Chris, the dark web, news from Nebraska in Far o...

Episode 53 - Troubled Ed, Disturbed Sleep, and Tormented on the Toilet

28 Oct 2022

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Send us a textOooh! Happy Halloween! The three frightening philanderers (not really) are back with some spooky vibes. There is talk of cupboards, cost...

Episode 52 - Twenty Mushrooms, Eight Planets, and Seven Dwarves

19 Oct 2022

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Send us a textGreetings! The three geysers of mirth are back once again with talk of mottos, letters to brothers, names for new numbers / times in the...

Episode 51 - Zodiac, Applejack, and Outfits for Autumn

04 Oct 2022

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Send us a textWe're back! The trio of middle-aged scampsters are talking about meeting up in the pub, abrasive facial hair, pleasant aromas, brea...

Coming soon.....

21 Sep 2022

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Send us a textWell folks, everyone's favourite dose of nonsense will be back in mere days! Stay tuned! 

Episode 50 - Quicksand, Nebraska, and Spontaneous Human Combustion

10 Aug 2022

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Send us a textWell, it's episode number 50! The three oddballs are back again with talk of quicksand, RoboCop, lovely sport, a chair museum, tres...

Episode 49 - Staying Cool, Road Movies, and the Space Hamster

25 Jul 2022

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Send us a textOh yeah! The trio of buffoonery are back once again with chat about the heat, earbuds, being left-handed people, audio books, reading gl...

Episode 48 - Scorpions, Bankruptcy, and Sex Toys

11 Jul 2022

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Send us a textThe trinity of nonsense are back once again with a veritable feast for your aural delight! There's talk of Japanese heatwaves, air ...

Episode 47 - Flashing, Fathers, and a Froggy Washbag

27 Jun 2022

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Send us a textThe three scamps are back with a good ol' chinwag about proper swimming, delayed trains, Poetry Corner, somewhere new in Far Off Fo...

Episode 46 - Bones, Goals, and a Rubber Egg

16 Jun 2022

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Send us a textOh yeah! The triumvirate of nonsense are back once again with talk of nasal waxing, helmets, wardrobe malfunctions, reading glasses, Gri...

Episode 45 - Sushi, Jubilee, and Opposites Attract

29 May 2022

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Send us a textRazzle dazzle! The triad of chuckles are back with another episode of the good stuff for you. They'll be talking about drunks in su...

Episode 44 - Eavesdropping, Fogg, and a Woman in a Bog

15 May 2022

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Send us a textBleeding Nora! The magnificent trio are back once again for a good ol' chinwag about Phileas Fogg, gigs, Chris' foot disorder,...

Episode 43 - Biscuits, Boats, and Big Heads

05 May 2022

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Send us a textThe three groovers and shakers are on this episode foaming at the mouth about big baby heads, grey cars, a tortoise, taming a robin, tor...

Episode 42 - Butter, Rhyming Slang, and a Round Teabag

17 Apr 2022

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Send us a textCor blimey guv'nor! The three china plates are rabbiting on about Easter Eggs, mugs, feta mousse, ice hockey, pigs, game show theme...

Episode 41 - Clay, Cars, and a Day in the Life

04 Apr 2022

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Send us a textHey! Ho! How are you!? The three wind-up merchants are blathering on about listeners in Africa, Antarctica, poor TV, weather, skips, Mas...

Episode 40 - Gulls, Gangs, and Mt. Zao

20 Mar 2022

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Send us a textYou alright!? The three questionable gentlemen are speaking of mountains, rodents, birthdays, St. Patrick's Day, late buses, half m...

Episode 39 - Pancakes, Pommies, and the Alphabet Song

05 Mar 2022

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Send us a textHey you guys! The three eternal children are back with waffle about disappearing clothes, Pancake(s) Day, jury service, public transport...

Episode 38 - Staple Guns, Date Etiquette, and the Gold Stamp

21 Feb 2022

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Send us a textAllo allo! The three very cheeky monkeys are blathering on about raw squid, Pancakes Day, bowling, a Turkish barber, news from Bendigo (...

Episode 37 - Tina Turner, Down Under, and Post Office Trousers

11 Feb 2022

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Send us a textG'day mates! The three flaming gallahs are talking about fridge freezers, what's on telly, the Superb Owl, steak, the dentist,...

Episode 36 - Good Deeds, Spelling Bees, and Growing Old Gracefully

30 Jan 2022

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Send us a textHowdy doo-dee! Have you been on the ol' Wordle!? The three occasional pub chums are talking aboot (sic) hospitals, word games, car...

Episode 35 - Eggs, Eggsploding, and an Eggcellent Adventure

20 Jan 2022

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Send us a textHello. Do you like eggs? Are you Canadian? Do you believe in the possibility of time travel? Answer us!!!The three eggsperts in nonsense...

Episode 34 - Predictions, Pigeons, and Pickleball

09 Jan 2022

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Send us a textHappy New Year! The three loonies are banging on about the French fry shortage in Japan, Gardener's World, predictions for the comi...

Episode 33 - Leftovers, the Lurgy, and Living Off-Grid

28 Dec 2021

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Send us a textHey! The genial trio are discussing Chris' bad news, festive leftovers, there's Poetry Corner, a check-in with the news in McC...

Episode 32 (The Christmas Special) - A Swedish Gnome, Home Alone, and Fighting Fantasy

17 Dec 2021

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Send us a textMerry Christmas! The three festive conversationalists speak of sprouts, beans in a cup, there's Poetry Corner, Chris takes us off f...

Episode 31 - Pilgrims, Poetry, and a Peashooter

06 Dec 2021

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Send us a textSalut! The three wise men are blathering on about Thanksgiving, illness, Toys R Us, poetry (exciting new section!), Tina Turner, McCook ...

Episode 30 - Victoriana, Burnt Toast, and Dead Hamsters

25 Nov 2021

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Send us a textBonjour! The three rapscallions are chatting about biting people and turning them into the undead, we go off to McCook in Nebraska (from...

Episode 29 - Disappointing Destinations, Dreadful Discourse, and a Dishonest Demolition

09 Nov 2021

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Send us a textHello! The three compadres are back once again with talk of Sesame Street / Rainbow, BIG NEWS in McCook NE (from about 13.55), Pete&apos...

Episode 28 - Hallow’s Eve, Tumbleweeds, and a Fight to the Death

28 Oct 2021

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Send us a textYippee! Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine is ONE! It's been exactly a year since the three ol' chums published the first ever episode....

Episode 27 - Clean Coins, Cats, and Genghis Khan

18 Oct 2021

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Send us a textSalutations! The three fellas are back with more hot fun for your ears. There's talk of cat names, socks, getting old, James Bond, ...

Episode 26 - Oktoberfest, Beelzebub, and a Polynesian Fun Pub

30 Sep 2021

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Send us a textOh baby! The three nincompoops are back with nonsensical chat about the ULTIMATE in EVIL, Oktoberfest, and there's a virtual trip t...

Episode 25 - Parkour, Pants, and Crumbs in the Butter

16 Sep 2021

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Send us a textHey you lovely people!The three fellas are discussing Labor Day in Norfolk (Nebraska), autobiographies, Parkour, Irish fashion faux pas,...

Episode 24 - Busy Bodies, Bumblebees, and Battening Down the Hatches

04 Sep 2021

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Send us a textWhy hello there! The three toerags are discussing underpant swimming, sliders, podcast preferences, ventriloquist dummies, rum rations, ...

Episode 23 - Psychopaths, Cycle Gaffs, and a Round of Top Trumps

18 Aug 2021

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Send us a textBonza! The three buffoons discuss news from Norfolk, Nebraska, we finally decide who is the BEST with Tom's Top Trumps, news about ...

Episode 22 - Caskets, Cable Cars, and a Thin Moustache

05 Aug 2021

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Send us a textHot dang! The three cavaliers discuss BIG NEWS in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, queueing for long periods of time, and we're b...

Episode 21 - Crab Fishing, Cannibalism, and the Jasmine Olympics

23 Jul 2021

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Send us a textHey you guys! The three virtual Olympians interview a human guest for the first time ever (Andrew Scott, host of the It's a Conspir...

Episode 20 - Solo BBQs, Bath Cans, and Chicken's Got Talons

14 Jul 2021

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Send us a textKumquats! The three bananas discuss Nebraska City, Pete has facts about loneliness, Chris speaks Flemish, Tom talks about shape-shifting...

Episode 19 - Magnets, The Buzzman, and Polynesian Appropriation

27 Jun 2021

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Send us a textKonnichiwa! The three tomodachis (Japanese, that) talk about hunting permits in Nebraska City, UFOs, dad jokes in the UK, and there&apos...

Episode 18 - Rattlesnakes, Trousersnakes, and Skimming Stones

16 Jun 2021

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Send us a textHello! The three troubadours discuss remote viewing (Tom's gifted in something we'll never understand), a gift from a man to h...

Episode 17 - Kriss Kross, Spider Monkeys, and Trouble on the Trains

03 Jun 2021

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Send us a textBonjour! The three hombres are back with news from Nebraska City (12.06) followed by talk of Tom's washing line, spider monkeys, an...

Episode 16 - In the News, Green Shoes, and Dinner Party Blues

19 May 2021

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Send us a textHello! The three bloody blokes (after Chris finally shows up, tut-tut) have a yarn about heroics at the beach, dinner party guests, Nebr...

Episode 15 - Free Money, Horror Highways, and Tidings from Tito

07 May 2021

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Send us a textHola! Been on the ol' Social Media recently!? It's a game, eh!?The three amigos talk about a lucrative email offer, their pet ...

Episode 14 - Vanilla Ice, Pastries, and a Possible Concussion

23 Apr 2021

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Send us a textWadduP!? Ready for a special treat?The three geezers talk about a mysterious object in a tree, Tom conducts a science experiment, Greta ...

Episode 13 - Grease, Barney, and Doing Time

11 Apr 2021

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Send us a textTop of the morning to you! You alright?The three scoundrels are back with tales of greasy pennies, a man naming himself after a Japanese...

Episode 12 - Stowaways, Hit Parades, and Worms

25 Mar 2021

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Send us a textHey there! The three vagabonds are back with news of elderly stowaways, AI charts, news of an odour from Nebraska City, amazing facts, a...

Episode 11 - The Pigeons, The Pictures, and The Pints Down the Pub

12 Mar 2021

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Send us a textThose three blackguards are back with yet more tomfoolery! Do you like pigeons? The pub?Audience Intercommunications kicks us off with a...