Sick and Wrong Podcast
Episodes
S&W Episode 605: We Believe in Muffing
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee explains muffing to a very interested Harrison. Hollywood execs assault men too. Only Aussie anglers should kiss fish. Call of Duty suicide in Tex...
S&W Episode 604: A Conspiracy of Dick Pics
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison think everyone wants to be one of the Lone Gunmen these days. Host should have put more planning into his Hurricane Irma threesome. T...
S&W Episode 603: Requiem for a Sugar Daddy
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison ruminate upon the late Hugh Hefner’s sexcapades. Russian cannibal couple eats over 30 people. Sugar Daddy problems in Pennsylvania....
S&W Episode 602: Rent-A-Sex-Doll
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison would prefer not to try out the new Chinese sex doll rental app. Steele rants about poor life choices, fast food workers, and ESPN in...
S&W Episode 601: Japanese Sex / Juggalo March
18 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat about porn, prostitutes and drugs with special guest Johnny from Got Faded Japan. The Juggalos march on Washington. Dog likely h...
S&W Episode 600: Hollywood Sex Tape Broker
11 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison warn Florida listeners not to shoot guns at the hurricane. Interview with Hollywood Sex Tape Broker Kevin Blatt. First Date in Bristo...
S&W Episode 599: Patreon / Sexual Harassment
03 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee Simon has to take a two-hour sexual harassment course. Sick and Wrong finally launches the Patreon page. Medley of terrible Aussie poo stories. Fl...
S&W Episode 598: Pedophile Manifesto and Girlfriend Ghost
28 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison has no qualms about giving a man and his real doll a Lyft across town. Chav proposal does not go as planned. Russian man deals with a hauntin...
S&W Episode 597: Mexican Necronomicon
20 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee thinks Harrison lacks the interest and the special set of skills it would take to rescue him from Mexican kidnappers. Steele rants about used dild...
S&W Episode 596: Bitcoin Nazi Armageddon
14 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
While Harrison is at home trading cryptocurrency, the world is on the brink of nuclear war. Sorry racists but fatties wearing shorts are not allowed t...
S&W Episode 595: Twitter Nemeses and Vagina Shotguns
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison need to find their own John Popper to wind up on Twitter. Danzig’s house is for sale. Sex game ends with a bang in Manchester. Newc...
S&W Episode 594: Feces-Eating Diaper Dad
31 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison angrily discuss the murder conspiracy involving Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell. Feces-eating diaper dad murders son in Colorado...
S&W Episode 593 – Hitler’s Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich
23 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee thinks Harrison can cure his depression by forming a sex cult. Interview with with Dr Eric Kurlander about his new book Hitler’s Monsters – A ...
S&W Episode 592: Glasgow Debauchery and Cosplay Orgy Shooting
17 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison returns from his sojourn in Scotland with tales of debauchery. Is Kid Rock going to be your next senator? Police shoot Joker And Harley Quinn...
S&W Episode 591: Rusty Needledick Revolution
10 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and special guest hosts Isabel and Tyler chat about celebrating the 4th of July when you’re not from ‘Murica. Worst veggie tale of all time in...
S&W Episode 590 – Jeffrey & Lance: Sons of Anarchy
02 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee Simon and special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele discuss Wackerle mentoring Dee’s brother Jeffrey on how to ride a motorcycle. John ...
S&W Episode 589: Harrison’s Gate Of Thrones
26 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison is vexed about his upcoming trip to the UK. Dee thinks he needs to relax with some necro porn. Tragic love triangle in Quebec nudist camp. Sa...
S&W Episode 588: Vampires of Silicon Valley
19 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison suspect Tom Cruise may be a fan of parabiosis. A Chinese constipation story. The Carpenter and the She-Hulk. Worst Weekend At Bernies...
S&W Episode 587: The Bunk Acid of God
12 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison want 5 million people to tweet a special message to President Donald Trump on the 4th of July. Man deals fake drugs at Bonnaroo for G...
S&W Episode 586: William Moulton Marston’s Poundworld
05 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee discovers that Wonder Woman is the origin of Harrison’s BDSM fetish. Enya cannibal cult in Florida. Mother and Daughter prank call victims at Po...
S&W Episode 585: Dan Fogler Interview / Interracial Penis Transplant
29 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat with actor Dan Fogler about his upcoming Sam Kinison biopic. Black Man gets white penis transplant. The Punisher hits the Phoeni...
S&W Episode 584: Headless Poets Society
22 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Now that Harrison is teaching a writing class, Dee thinks he should be wearing a tan corduroy sport coat with brown leather elbow patches. LAX offers ...
S&W Episode 583: Car Fetishes of Vampire Rabbis
13 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison are rather perplexed by Rabbis who inspect period panties. Customs Agents have a rape table at Newark Airport. Suicide Helper in Utah...
S&W Episode 582: Harrison v. The Leftovers
07 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee struggles to comprehend Harrison’s lawsuit with HBO. John Steele rants about the First Lady, the Miss USA pageant, and prom season in Fistful of...
S&W Episode 581: The Methadone Pinky Promise Killer
01 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee wishes Harrison was asked to be a sober companion at the Fyre Festival. North Korean exercise music. Never pinkie swear with a psychotic coworker....
S&W Episode 580: Bill O’Reilly’s Placenta Porn
24 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat with special guests Damon, Nico, and Pip from The Hambone Group about sketch comedy and fauxcest porn. Never forget Bill O’Rei...
S&W Episode 579: Scott Weiland’s Diarrhea Ghost
17 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee helps Harrison prepare for his voice acting audition. Diarrhea drug is the new heroin. Creed singer Scott Stapp haunted by ghost of Scott Weiland....
S&W Episode 578: Fresno Mermaid Walks Into A Hell House
09 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee’s moving to Koreatown and does not plan to ask Harrison for help. Is Ann Coulter really dating Jimmie Walker? Mermaid found in Fresno. Interview...
S&W Episode 577: Is Alex Jones Bill Hicks?
03 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee’s on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked peop...
S&W Episode 576: Harrison’s Sex Kit
26 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about c...
S&W Episode 575: Lecherous Breast Raccoons of Russia
20 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he’s not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a t...
S&W Episode 574 – Life After Rehab: Dogging
13 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests o...
S&W Episode 573: Vegan Black Magic
06 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the ri...
S&W Episode 572: Kyle Kinane
27 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chick...
S&W Episode 571: Sex Trafficking Fembot Assassins
20 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator’s son, and a resour...
S&W Episode 570: Even Hitler Had A Valentine
13 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee Simon and special guest hosts Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine’s Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valent...
S&W Episode 569: Harrison Goes To Rehab
06 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee didn’t get an invite to Harrison’s Super Bowl party. Harrison has a major announcement. Steele rants about the Women’s March, Refugees, and ...
S&W Episode 568: Hipster Nazis and Pig-Human Hybrids
30 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a P...
S&W Episode 567: R.I.P. Backpage.com
23 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee supported women by attending Women’s March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee a...
S&W Episode 566: Monkey Bangs Deer
14 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Name one thing the President Elect and R Kelly have in common. Pervert scientists film monkey deer sex scene. Grilled Cheese leads to sexual assault i...
S&W Episode 565: Russian Spy Manual and Coachella Dangle
09 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dee suspects Harrison may be a dangle for the Russians. How badly do you want to go to Coachella? Sorry Nazis, They Live is not about the Jews. Anothe...
S&W Episode 564.2: 2016 Holiday Show Spectacular Part 2
02 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.
S&W Episode 564.1: 2016 Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1
25 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.
S&W Episode 563: Harrison Gets The Zaps
19 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison has a bad case of the zaps. It’s never not creepy to try and pickup a girl while taking UberPool. Chachi beaten up by the Red Hot Chili Pep...
S&W Episode 562: Pizzagate and the Itchy Anus
12 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison want to spread their own fake news involving Nancy Reagan, Chuck E Cheese, and Aleister Crowley. Aussie Man punches kangaroo to get F...
S&W Episode 561: Harrison Becomes Bad Santa
05 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison might be the worst Santa in Pasadena. Fidel Castro wasn’t fond of exploding cigars. Steele rants about Black Santa, overweight Barbie, and ...
S&W Episode 560: A Very Tila Tequila Thanksgiving Cuckolding
28 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Cuckolding is the new Thanksgiving tradition. Tila Tequila is the new leader of the Alt Right. Angry husband wants wife to learn chess. Horny pensione...
S&W Episode 559: Doc Coyle, Lawyer Hypnotist, Geyser Jacuzzi
21 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat with musician and fellow podcaster Doc Coyle about his new show The Ex Man Podcast. Harrison is the real Bad Santa. Ohio lawyer ...
S&W Episode 558: President… Donald… Trump?!
14 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison try to accept the horrifying reality of President Donald Trump. Swede offers marriage to Americans fleeing Trump. Minnesota bar’s “...
S&W Episode 557: Hillary’s Satanic Majesties Dinner at Orgy Island
07 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison wish they could visit Orgy Island. Hillary Clinton and her Satanic Dinner Parties. Special Election Edition of Fistful of Steele. Pho...
S&W Episode 556 – Moon Man: Nazi Rapper of the Alt-Right
31 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison think Donald Trump should play Moon Man at his rallies. Trump’s star on Hollywood Walk of Fame vandalized. New cosmetic surgery tre...
S&W Episode 555: Ryan Keely Crusades Against Porn Condoms
24 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and special guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely want everyone to vote NO on Prop 60. Interview with Justin Fix, founder and creator of http://www.creep...
S&W Episode 554: Wikileaks Exposes Pop Punk Aliens in Politics
18 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals emails from the Blink 182 guy briefing Hillary Clinton about aliens. Who are we to judge Ken Bone? Man on LSD...
S&W Episode 553: Citizen Steele / Fear & Loathing at Comic-Con
10 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
After the second debate, Dee and Harrison come to the realization that we’re all doomed. Steele gets political in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
S&W Episode 552: Our Hearts Belong to Foxy Knoxy
03 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee, Harrison, and guest host Rustee chat about the new Amanda Knox documentary. Never throw a pie in the face of a former NBA player. Massive drug bu...
S&W Episode 551: Hollywood Pedophile Ring Overlord Identity?
26 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison take bets on who turns out to be the king of the Hollywood pedophile ring. How does Donald Trump prepare for a debate? A potty-mouthe...
S&W Episode 550: Stabbed Harrison Returns as Maimed Wizard
19 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Jug...
Sick and Wrong Episode 549
13 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old...
Sick and Wrong Episode 548
06 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison wish they knew how to talk to women wearing headphones. Steele rants about politically correct emojis, fashion for the obese, and coc...
Sick and Wrong Episode 547
28 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison mourn the death of Gawker. Racist Anonymous meetings in North Carolina. Extreme father-daughter bonding in New Zealand. Bug nightmare...
Sick and Wrong Episode 546
23 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
S&W interviews writer and dick pic critic Madeleine Holden about the proper way to photograph your junk. Morrissey made a video game. Tim Kaine should...
Sick and Wrong Episode 545
15 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burg...
Sick and Wrong Episode 544
08 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis R...
Sick and Wrong Episode 543
01 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John ...
Sick and Wrong Episode 542
24 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star ...
Sick and Wrong Episode 541
18 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison returns to the show with tales from Great Britain. Dee thinks Pokemon Go will be the downfall of mankind. Strokemon porn parody. Indian Gold ...
Sick and Wrong Episode 540
11 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and guest host Danny are concerned that the Dallas police violated the Three Laws of Robotics. Interview with Visual Effects Artist and Battlebots...
Sick and Wrong Episode 539
03 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
While Harrison is on vacation, Dee and special guest host Lance Wackerle discuss the Oakland PD sex scandal. Michael Jackson vs Prince. Unexpected ite...
Sick and Wrong Episode 538
27 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer’s? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village Pe...
Sick and Wrong Episode 537
20 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison salute Pornhub, the altruistic porn site, for their new porn for the blind category. S&W reports on news that matters like a kangaroo...
Sick and Wrong Episode 536
11 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl ...
Sick and Wrong Episode 535
06 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison long for the days of fashionable terrorism. RIP Muhammad Ali. Father challenges daughter to a duel in Colorado. Aspiring LA screenwri...
Sick and Wrong Episode 534
30 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat with Dee’s Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about poo etiquette. Fistful of Steele. Quite possibly the best shit story of al...
Sick and Wrong Episode 533
23 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison wish they could choose their own Frankenpenis. Louisiana lawmaker proposes weight limit for strippers. Who wouldn’t get breast impl...
Sick and Wrong Episode 532
16 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee, Harrison, and Harrison’s Twin Sister think the Hyperloop will turn passengers into gelatinous blobs of flesh and hair. More Americans would pre...
Sick and Wrong Episode 531
09 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee, Harrison, and special guest Sleazy E review submissions for the new Sick and Wrong theme song. Los Angeles jury convicts ‘Grim Sleeper’ of 10...
Sick and Wrong Episode 530
02 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee returns from NYC to discover that Harrison does not care that Prince died. John Steele rants about Target’s new Transgender bathroom policy, the...
Sick and Wrong Episode 529
23 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison officially endorse Andy Basiago for President. Dee celebrates 420 at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Phone calls. Learn more abo...
Sick and Wrong Episode 528
19 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat with Leslie Van Houten’s former “prison girlfriend.” Why does Ted Cruz hate dildos? Millennials should not be allowed to t...
Sick and Wrong Episode 527
11 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison think Carrot Top is the result of serious inbreeding. Rent Dahmer’s childhood home for the GOP Convention. Jews vs Nazis Drinking G...
Sick and Wrong Episode 526
04 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison – both former dreadlock wearers – weigh in on the “should white guys have dreadlocks” debate. Bleed all over Donald Trump in ...
Sick and Wrong Episode 525
28 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Harrison is frustrated with the sexy cosplay girls at Wondercon. Dee’s confused by r/gonewildaudio. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Send your submis...
Sick and Wrong Episode 524
21 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dee and Harrison chat with author William E. Jones about his new book True Homosexual Experiences: Boyd McDonald and Straight to Hell . The Hulkster p...