Simmons and Moore Podcast

SAMPC BEST OF: Valadilities featuring HTNOS! 

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO THIS CLASSIC EPISODE OF SAMPC FEATURING TWO OF OUR FAVORITE HUMANS TO EVER EXSIST CHRIS AND MELISSA WUTZKE THE #NOOFFENSE PODCA...

SAMPC AvB 13: Sleepytime Daddy Juice

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

you fuck with the beach boys? would you date a porn star? is Trump really selling shoes? are they racist? shout out to the black ones. we talk about D...

SAMPC AvB 12: Victim of the Pause

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah yeah.. we're back.. don't make a big deal about it. would you own a folding TV? some stuff has happened since we've been locked up, w...

SAMPC Best of Episode 5: Day One Dumper

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jan 26, 2021: 17 hours into a wild THC binge the boys get together with nothing but hot chocolate and a dream and record a BANGER of an episode. Eart...

Best of SAMPC: Sexy Breakfast Foods with Bobby Simmons

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys, we'll be back next week unfortunately some real life shit came up and we had to bail on recording this week. SO! we decided to share th...

SAMPC AvB episode 11 Post Terrestrial featuring Bobby Light

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SAMPC AvB episode 11 Post Terrestrial.  we catching up with Bobby Light. and FINALLY drop all the is it racist videos on Bobby Moore and spoiler ale...

SAMPC AvB 10:

22 Jan 2024

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Old School SAMPC this week. we discuss last weeks Plunge stream, lots of questionable decisions made conversationally, edibles and how hard they hit...

SAMPC AvB 8: Midgets on Retainer

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

featuring Bobby Light via telepathy! Adam gets so high he thinks Michael Jackson has ALGS.. you know the Apex Legends Global Series and then lights th...

SAMPC AvB 7: It's Not a Limb, It's a Life Choice

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2000s fashion, glory holes, limb loss and by god i do declare Japanese Heavy Metal. no description necessary. enjoy your holidays bro. we love you.  ...

SAMPC: AvB Afternoon Exclusive

17 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

we're back, don't make a big deal about it. it’s Christmas Time! Soulja Boi cookin in the beat lab? Dawson’s creek is dating black panthe...

SAMPC: Make It Gloomy, Cuz. AvB 5

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gooble it up you fucking dorks! Happy Thanksgiving and all that, we back to give you all that delicious yummy ass LONG pod. we're not going to li...

SAMPC: Brita Fingers AvB episode 4

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What five liquids would you dispense from your fingers if you could? we get a VERY long voicemail from Riley discussing the NBA play in tournament. Ev...

SAMPC AvB 3: Under Taked Him

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

go support Movember.com or you're in ISIS. WE BACK, AND SO IS THANKSGIVING SZN BABYBOI! thank you so much for sticking with us as we get our feet...

SAMPC AvB Episode 2: Space Jam Numbers

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween dorks! Bobby and Adam discuss the worst places to take a first date, the apparent worst names for men, whether or not we should kink s...

Three Weeks and a Year

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Three Weeks and a Year Oh hey, what’s doin? Bobby and Adam got together after a year to have a conversation, and record it. most of this podcast is...

Lo and Adam's Christmas Party ep 2: Home Alone.

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S A CHRISTMAS PARTY BITCHES! LO AND ADAM DISCUSS HOME ALONE! ENJOY IT!

Christmas Party w/ Adam and Lo ep1

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys! this isn't an episode of SAMPC, this is a recording of Lo and I arguing about Christmas Movies. we're doing a short run of conversations ab...

SAMPC 317: Knowledge is Power featuring MetLife Stadium

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  Hey guys! This episode was recorded live from the Jets Bengals game at Metlife Stadium! Its a LITTLE chaotic and a litttttttle bit of a mess but we...

SAMPC 316: City Scoot!

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

**LIGHTNING STRIKES AS THE NFL THEME PLAYS SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND** its back! we back! we hereeee! we TRY to bring back lightning round but PROMPTLY...

SAMPC 315: Asymmetrical Jungleknockers

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WE BACK… again. Bobby and Adam catch up after a week of being adults, we get a voicemail and a new segment called “Riled up” and it brings up a ...

SAMPC BEST OF EPSIODE 2: the Galgamites!

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

hey guys! life is happening hard, and we figured now would be a great chance to drop an old episode on you guys, personally one of MY FAVORITE episode...

SAMPC 314: Peanut Butter Noises

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  CALL US on the SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991 WHATS UP EM EFFS?! we asked you guys to list your ten favorite things about life, to help raise the v...

SAMPC 313.2: Dope Dollars (run it back!)

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

CALL US ON THE SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991 WE BACK BOYS AND GIRLS! sorry bout last week, we’re dumb. but we’re here! we discuss last week, wha...

SAMPC 312: A Dribble of Me feat: Nude Curtis

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

hey fuckers Nude Curtis comes down to the compound and kicks it with Bobby and Adam what happens when you smoke pot at 7a? you'll find out this week o...

SAMPC 311: Mommy Hopper

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

OHHH SNAPS WE BACK! what did Birdman mean by these lyrics? did Zach Wilson bang his moms friend? the boys try to figure out how to do a three way, the...

SAMPC THE BEST OF: Episode 1: No Rings

09 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In light of recent events in our personal lives, we’ve taken a week of to clear our heads, process our trauma and collectively get our lives togethe...

SAMPC 310: Diplomatic Cereal

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

CALL US SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991   Happy Freedom y’all! apparently we’re a movie podcast now.. also: what happened to Lil Kim? what reusabl...

SAMPC 309: the Thin Eggshell Line

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  Ladies and Gentlemen please excuse our broken hearts.. we had a great friend pass away earlier this week and we’re doing our best. that being sai...

SAMPC 308: No Title

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

so many things are happening over here that no only do we have No Title for this weeks episode, but we also have no description! go listen to us yell ...

SAMPC 307: Rawdog & Bail feat Ryan J Barry

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  the boys are joined by comedian writer and domestic beer model Ryan J Barry! there was a whole list a things that were supposed to be discussed but...

SAMPC 306: the Great Unveiling

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

CALL US SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991   Ohhhhhhhhh snaps! we back boys and other boys. Bobby digs into the Greedy Gotti spaces allegations, Adam dor...

SAMPC 305: Silhouette sex

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  Bobby Moore and Adam Simmons discuss whether or not they’d rather fight an orangutan with a sword once a year, or a chicken every time they enter...

SAMPC 304: Here Nor There

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Back at it again on a Saturday morning! Bobby Moore smokes a cigar and learns about Bob Ross, we discuss the importance of cultivating a culture aroun...

SAMPC 303: Chin Vicinity

14 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

what is the best name for a serial killer? Bobby is beefing with his dreams, Adam is having an existential mental crisis, are all South Carolinians as...

SAMPC 302: My Name is Jarvis

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

what’s the difference between titties and breasts? spoilers for Dr. Strange. why do people have so many fucking kids? Stanley Cup Finals, the NBA Fi...

SAMPC 301: Symbolic Cake

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

well well well guess who’s still alive after last weeks episode? US MOTHERFUCKER! we discuss the NFL Draft, Kings v Queens 3 other upcoming battle r...

SAMPC 300! The Walkawayer feat Respek the Blackout

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Okay here the skinny, RTB shows up and does what RTB does.. we’re hammered, high and talking about how important we are to each other.. among other ...

SAMPC 299: Gindaloon Dracula

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  Well good godamn, were back and better than ever! We talk A LOT about super powers and dreams, so like.. get ready for some nothingness and audio h...

SAMPC 298: High and Vibin

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is Captain Crunch syrup bussin? do jazz hands work in a fight? does Cuba Gooding Jr deserve an oscar? we discuss how important it is to be your most a...

SAMPC 297: All the Blowfish

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Well well well, if there was ever an episode of SAMPC that would hypothesize what it would sound like if Bobby and Adam had a radio show.. this would ...

SAMPC 296: Warning Shots

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What else happened this week? Someone attacked a comedian for using free speech? Crazzzzy. We talk about the Oscars incident, a Brazilian SINGER HOLDS...

SAMPC 295: Crust Dust

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

who the fuck is Corey Feldman? where the fuck is Detroit? and what the fuck is a fart jar?! we talk about pizza and the differences between Detroit Ch...

SAMPC 294: What my Memory Remembers

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  LOOK MAN, we got absolutely catatonic before the episode so like.. Bear with us dudes, and also deej. NFL free agency and trades are live.. and app...

SAMPC 293 Artistic Integrity

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

due to inclement weather, we’re streaming tonight, so sorry for the lowered quality.. of the audio, because you know the conversational quality is a...

SAMPC 292 Aphrodisiology

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

    Y’all ever get Detention at a Bar? how many times has Bobby Moore almost died? was Adam Simmons a raging alcoholic? how many times would you p...

SAMPC 291- The sauce is my Sauce

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

its still go cats what are you cooking for valentine’s day? because there’s SO MUCH cooking talk this episode! and apparently a scootch of racism ...

SAMPC 290 Good Day/Bad Day

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Adam had a GREAT day, unfortunately Bobby had a terrible day.. so what did they do? RANK SOME CEREAL AND TALK SOME SHIT! they also discussed the Washi...

SAMPC 289 Wincinnati

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

you guessed it.. lotta Bengals, and Trailer Trash.. something about buttholes    ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast N...

SAMPC 288 Chicken Eddie Murphy

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WE HERE BITCH! ICE COLD VEINS ROUND HERE BOY. Cincy won, and you’ll learn that today.. Wincy. we yell A TON about football, and so much about super ...

SAMPC 287: Knock my Nuts

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

  BACK LIKE HALF BAKED CRACK, AND READY TO ATTACK BABYYY. Adam survived Banana Time Protocol, and the boys are back in the newly designed Study.. and...

SAMPC 286: the Wakandians (full protocol)

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WELP, he finally did it. he got the ronies. Adam popped hot so we've got to stream this week! either way we back like cooked crack babtygirl. Sorry DJ...

SAMPC 284: Fah Kings Hotel

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here at the Simmons and Moore Podcast we fully back three things: Sex Positivity, Battle Rap and Anime... and that’s exactly the topics we discuss o...

SAMPC 283: Goodfellers

12 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Jalapen no neys! Bobby and Adam are back like cooked crack and good luck following any of the topics they discuss this week, cause fucking BOY d...

SAMPC 282: If Know, You.

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  ripped at 9a and eating the driest corn muffins on the planet Bobby and Adam find their pocket this weeks episode. it’s effin Christmas time baby...

SAMPC 281: the Quinoa Struggle

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  Post Thanksgiving Pre-Christmas craziness has begun! what wouldn’t Adam do for Lady Gaga? spoiler alert: NOTHING. Bobby talks about how important...

SAMPC 280: the Pinnacle of Bustiness

21 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Birthday Adam! the boys are back at it in the morning and JACKED off some coffee they come out the box swingin about secret gay men, the British...

SAMPC 279: Yogi Barra Earlobes

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  Good Mornin mothafuckas! the boys are back and bringing that Disco Heat.. whatever that means. Bobby and Adam discuss the intricacies of composing ...

SAMPC 277: Dusty Lifestyle!

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

hey cool enjoy this incredibly deep conversation between two stoners eating candy.   love you!  

SAMPC 276: 14 Karat Dick with the Inner Circle

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY MOVEMBER EVERYONE! to celebrate Riles Trudy, Mykie T, Deej and Chris Wutzke joined the boys to talk about how stupid Spike TV was, how terrible ...

SAMPC 275: Ya Credit List featuring Jason Alme and Chris Wutzke

24 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  Jay and Bobby spend a year discussing James Bond then Wutzke shows up and we go DEEEEEP into some Creatures shit. ENJOY.  then the creatures show ...

SAMPC 274: Imported Rice Bag Titties

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  literally fresh off the hot line and about an hour late to his own house, Adam storms in RIPPED off caffeine to find Bobby Moore high as hell, doin...

SAMPC 272: Protect Ya Chicken. (Simmons and Moore in da Mornin)

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Good Mornin y’all! Bobby had something to say and he came to the study with some coffee and a purpose. this episode is just a real ass convers...

SAMPC 271:Sneaky Cheese.

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

FOOTBALL IS BACK! Sorry Deej. Bobby has a Splash report for y’all (wave crash) we talk about goats, WE DO TRAILER TRASH and what did you want to be ...

SAMPC 270! Free Lizards

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

well Hellllooooo. in the immortal words of Thin Lizzy, the boys, are indeed back in town. after an unscheduled, albeit necessary vacation from podcast...

SAMPC 269: Midnight Thunder

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

it’s late.. we’re tired and the olympics are over, but on this weeks SAMPC there’s a lot about belly buttons, mustards and throwing baseballs.. ...

SAMPC 268: Puddled Up

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

the Simmons and Moore Program.. that’s our name.. due to breadstick restrictions the boys are recording via the internet and oh boy oh boy there are...

SAMPC 267: Pork Chops and Waffles BATPC! with Nicole & Lauren

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby and Adam are joined by their better halves on this weeks episode of SAMPC! Although the conversation flows all over the place the overarching th...

SAMPC 266: French Vanilla Sex featuring Respek the Blackout

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

AYYYYYOOOO WE DRUNK AND TALKIN ABOUT FUCKIN.. enjoy that shit cuh.   ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️...

SAMPC 265: Nostrils on a Beak featuring King Murk

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

OH LAWD HE BACK. the Real Nasty Nate, Real Deal Holyfield the KING, King Murk is back! He discusses his new venture into porn, his bubbling rap career...

SAMPC 264: Olympic Dickmeat (Happy Birthday Rob!)

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  It’s Bobby Moore’s birthday! just imagine if Bobby Moore ran a podcast, that’s what this episode is. enjoy it all. lot of battle rap, olympic...

SAMPC 263: “That’s Not how you spell ceviche” featuring DJ Century of the Hood Diner

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

🎶 THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOwWwWwNn 🎵 Bobby and Adam are lit off some promotional beers and really.. i mean REALLY excited to podcast tonight! we g...

SAMPC 262: Suburban Diner (all food talk!)

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

WE BACK BABY! the boys are back in the studio together and literally just talk about food for 2 hours. what’s your favorite snack? english muffins o...

SAMPC 260: Breathe. featuring John McCarthy

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Post Modern Patriot himself John McCarthy comes in to the studio and blows the doors off the place! late night cups of coffee, and absent from eac...

SAMPC 259: Spooky Halloween Trees

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  Holy Shit! wanna hear what happens when our guest can’t make it, and we don’t have an episode but just throw together some shit on the fly? wel...

SAMPC 258 Bleep That $h*t Out!!

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  WE BACK BABYBAYBAAAAAY! in studio and back like we never left! Bobby and Adam talk a ton about what Adam unfortunately missed last week, Bobby drin...

SAMPC 257: Choke Me Daddy featuring Riley Trudel of the Plunge!

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Riley of The Plunge fills in for Adam and starts off with how he was crossing up crackheads on his local courts while being the hefty white ...

SAMPC 256: All Hands Being Held

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

LATE NIGHT LOVE IS THE MOST RIGHT! Happy 5 Year Anniversary everyone! 5 long strong years of SAMPC and we back like cooked crack baby! Bobby and Adam ...

SAMPC 255: the CW Strikes Again

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

we so ohhh so high boy. Happy 420 everyone! we do Trailer Trash, and John Cena is a murderous metal condom! Bobby and Adam explore the differences in ...

SAMPC 254: “Rafraîchir” Button with Ming Chen!

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby and Adam are joined by the one and only Ming Chen! Ming tells us about how he got his start with Kevin Smith, how the internet changed his entir...

SAMPC 253: Banana Signal

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby Light is back! someone’s got three dicks, Paul Pierce is dumb smacked with strippers on IG live and King Kong v Godzilla is lit! so do trailer...

SAMPC 252: Heads on a Stick

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Adam is obsessed Dua Lipa, Bobby finally gets his battle bars off, we discuss Lil Nas X pretending to be gothic and pretending to be part of the LGBTQ...

SAMPC 251: Sniff Distance featuring Loba Fett and Nicole

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

  we back in the saddle againnnn! the boys are back in person and all over the new studio to discuss the Deshaun Watson allegations, how fucking lit ...

SAMPC 250: Serial Dickchopper featuring Chris Wutzke

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Wutzke joins the boys, over the Internet, comedy ensues. that's it.   who the fuck is Jeremy Sprinkle?     ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusiv...

SAMPC 249: Raw Doggin the Wings w/ Totally Local!

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

New Studio, Who Dis?! this episode of SAMPC is absolute madness! every take recorded on this episode was both spicy and aggressive. Chris Wutzke calls...

SAMPC 248: Gloryhole Hangover

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is the very last podcast in the Compound the boys get legal high HIGH and discuss things like: did you know the new Mortal Kombat movie was filme...

SAMPC 247: Bigger Than Recess

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Keeping it really super funky with y’all this week! Bobby and Adam open up the show with a Daft Punk Tribute, and oh yeah CANNABIS IS FULLY LEGAL IN...

SAMPC 246: Tickled to Death

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Britney Spears, new terrible internet rappers, sexy voiced cars, and Non disclosure agreements all this and more on this weeks, RECORDED episode of SA...

SAMPC 245: TruBUSTky with Chris Wutzke

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Due to inclement weather we are forced to record over streamyard and took the opportunity to record with the one and only Chris Wutzke from HTNOS and ...

SAMPC 244: Day One Dumper

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

17 hours into a wild THC binge the boys get together with nothing but hot chocolate and a dream and record a BANGER of an episode. Earth shattering qu...

SAMPC 243: Two Birds, One Scoop with the Homie Kazual

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For reasons beyond our control this is the first ever appearance of the Homie Kazual on SAMPC. One of the hardest working man in the podcast industry,...

SAMPC 243: What a Year.. this Week has Been

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey, turn it down a touch this week, because there is a TON of yelling, and for once, it’s not Adam. We call Uncle Randy to discuss the BCS Champion...

SAMPC 242: Big Knockaroonies

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year mothafucks! So this episode is super chaotic because as we were going LIVE the news that Kayne and Kim K are divorcing had just broke.....

SAMPC 241:  What in the Nerd?

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

  That Twisted Tea hit difffferent. Bobby Moore screams at Chris Wutzke about James Bond for like 15 mins. we basically talk about Mortal Kombat for ...

SAMPC 240: Nogged Up!

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Fucking Christmas nerds. we lit off Jameson and Nog and we called the boys at the Plunge for our Plunge Picks for our favorite Holiday Movies. i...

SAMPC 239: Who’s Scott?!

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Who the fuck is Scott, and why does he get off free?! David Hasselhoffs illustrious music career has lead him to metal, and boy it’s a certified ban...

SAMPC 238: Foods for Thought

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

  ⚠️ VEGAN TRIGGER WARNING⚠️  what would you eat if you had the opportunity to make the most exotic food you can think of? federal decrimina...

SAMPC 237: Skull on a Bike

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

it’s Fiber Monday, everyone eat your oats! recorded late night in the compound on the very last moments of November the boys phone it in, literally....

SAMPC 236; Belated Sandwiches

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

BIRTHDAY EPISODE! LOTS OF YIFFING AND YOUTUBE VIDEOES, YOU STUPID BITCH DONATE TO MOVEMBER:    https://movember.com/t/SAMPC     ⭕️ SAMPC is av...

SAMPC 234: the Green Hole w/ Matty Obese

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

AYE MF WHATS PAAAAPPEN?! Long Time friend to SAMPC, Matty Obese is back for his third appearance in the compound. heavy 90s video game talk, NBA Trade...

SAMPC 233: We Back!: Say it With Ya Chest, Hitler.

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

DONT BE HALF STEPPING IN THIS WHARF MF!    RIP SEAN CONNERY AND ALEX TREBEK  New Jersey has legalized marijuana finally, check out this bitches mou...