Simon Mayo's Confessions
Episodes
Walk this way, talk this way & other tales
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you're a fluent Spanish speaker you might find this week's podcast a bit more coarse than usual but you'll also enjoy the accents. If you don't spe...
New kid in town & other tales
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Let's go fly a kite & other tales
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Scream and shout & other tales
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A collection of hilarious revelations from the Confession Crypt in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week ...
Smells like teen spirit & other tales
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
The not very righteous brothers & other tales
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
We didn't start the fire & other tales
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A septic ploppy run, an accidental country invasion, a stinky fish prank and church entertainment all feature this week.There’s more bonus confessio...
Hunting high and low & other tales
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Big bad wolf & other tales
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
The spy who loved me & other tales
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been tempted to leave your clothes on the beach for a spot of skinny dipping? Would you betray King and country for life on a Bulgarian ...
It's all happening at the zoo & other tales
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Breathe the pressure. Exhale, exhale, exhale & other tales
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you're the kind of person who runs or cycles to work - this might not be the episode for you. If you could pick Vanessa Feltz out of a police lineu...
My oh so funny valentine & other tales
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cereal romantics, fancy dress fiascos, and Bali balls-ups. - Introducing Kevin, Ashley, Roger, and the Reverend ‘Nobby Trousers’ all hoping to fin...
One night in Bangkok & other tales
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's the honeymoon secret Johnny is hiding? Will you succumb to Huey's tracksuit charm? Who takes a vegetarian to a steak restaurant for Valentine's...
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes & other tales
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been a Cub Scout or a Brownie? – Both Bear and Tawny Owl are in search of some forgiveness in this episode. Along with Nobby and Toby,...
You can’t always get what you want & other tales
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Would you sell your wife’s car to get to a concert or send your husband a fake invoice from the vet? – Introducing Karl, Fergus, Smudge, and ‘Pu...
Crying in the chapel & other tales
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Be warned - this episode contains snakes, speedos, and possibly one too many banana gags. As Harry, Jonah, ‘Johnny Weissmuller’, and Sid seek abso...
Black holes and revelations & other tales
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, and Simon’s declared this Season 5. Although, to be honest, it got messy, and we lost count. Anyway, Mitch, Julie, Harry and Nick come...
Sing Hosanna, the podcast is back
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with an inbox full of sinners willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and ...