Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 165

29 Mar 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 165! In this episode, Charley's vodka tastes oddly of fancy shampoo, Sean owes some daycare workers an apology and Matt...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 164

22 Mar 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 164! In this episode, Sean's on a secret mission for NASA so Matty and Charley relive Spring Break stories, family vaca...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 163

15 Mar 2023

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Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 163. In this episode, Matty planned a vacation but not this soon, Aldi has some very suggestive Peeps, Charley is super ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 162

08 Mar 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 162! In this episode, Sean still isn't honking while Matty is picking up his slack and Charley recalls her Girl Scout g...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 161

01 Mar 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 161! In this episode, Sean's daughter has ruined his favorite blender, Charley spoils the ending of "12 Angry Men" and ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 160

22 Feb 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 160! In this episode, Matty wants to know how to taxidermy a fish, Sean remembers his good friend Baby Man and Charley'...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 159

15 Feb 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 159! In this episode, Matty learns he's been kitten fishing all wrong, Sean is dripping in rizz and Charley explains th...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 158

08 Feb 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 158! In this episode, we determine spy balloons are less scary if they looked like Pikachu, Sean makes sports talk, Cha...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 157

01 Feb 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 157! In this episode, Sean decides what treasure to bring to the Antiques Roadshow, Charley wants to get a Carousel hor...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 156

25 Jan 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 156! In this episode, Charley is studying overseas so Sean and Matty discuss their mostest favorite things from Trader ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 155

18 Jan 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 155! In this episode, Matty's pulling junk cars apart, Sean wants to go digging for money jars and Charley debates odor...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 154

11 Jan 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 154! In this episode, we're joined by local celebrity Scott from Wieners & Losers. He started out with a lone Frogg...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 153

04 Jan 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 153! Sean's got a horrible illness... ONION FINGERS, Matty channels his inner Waffle House Wendy, and Charley has tips ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 152

28 Dec 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 152! Charley's taking the week off so Matty and Sean carry on planning to buy a palate of returned Amazon packages, str...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 151

21 Dec 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 151! In this episode, Santa Sean is out delivering presents so Matty and Charley talk about the Yule Cat, Saran Wrap ba...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 150

14 Dec 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 150! In this episode, Matty wishes someone would gift him someone he can regift, Sean is surprised two boards nailed to...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 149

07 Dec 2022

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In this episode, Matty is on vacation so Sean and Charley invite a special guest into the studio - Kevin Kaos! We talk December birthdays, Company Chr...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 148

30 Nov 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 148! In this episode, Sean commits crimes against soup while still claiming Matty and Charley are "soup dumb," Charley'...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 147

23 Nov 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 147! In this episode, Matty is berated by Charley and Sean for messing with the Thanksgiving classics, Charley and the ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 146

16 Nov 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 146! In this episode, Sean can't stop watching old MTV shows, Matty used to be Strip Club Santa and Charley shares her ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 145

09 Nov 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 145! In this episode, Sean and Matty compare turkey prices, Charley shares a fun way to make your entrance at a wedding...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 144

02 Nov 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 144! In this episode, Sean's still waiting for his packages, Matty's campaign manager defends him against all the sland...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 143

26 Oct 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 143! In this episode, we decide the right and wrong ways to be eaten by a snake, fun ways to cheat at chess and it's of...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 142

19 Oct 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 142! In this episode, Sean looks for his keys, Charley serves up some sloppers and Matty stirs up drama on NextDoor.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 141

12 Oct 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 141! In this episode, Sean's living that tight pants, big underwear lifestyle, Matty has never seen "Halloween," and Ch...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 140

05 Oct 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 140! In this episode, Sean LOVES traveling and saying he's right, Charley hasn't seen the best show of all time, and Ma...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 139

28 Sep 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 139! In this episode, Sean's buying Jello Shots off the internet for his Hurricane Party, we learn spicy peppers make C...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 138

21 Sep 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 138! In this episode, Sean's staying out of some High School drama, Charley never called herself on the radio and Matty...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 137

14 Sep 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 137! In this episode, we're talking about if it's okay to talk to strangers, what to do when emotional support goats mo...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 136

07 Sep 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 136! In this episode, Harry Styles is spitting on people, get ready to put your phone in your eye and Bigfoot has been ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 135

31 Aug 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 135! In this episode, Charley kicks a shout-out to Alpo, the Kiss fan from her bus, Sean might have hit his limit on ow...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 134

24 Aug 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 134! In this episode we tackle treating ticks with gobs of ointment, the definition of a "cruet" and wet nuts.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 133

17 Aug 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 133! In this episode, the man, the myth the legend Big Mo from 102 Jamz joins up with stories of poker marathons and po...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 132

10 Aug 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 132! In this episode, Matty informs everyone who Virgil the wrestler is, what do Charley's dog and Stevie Nicks have in...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 131

03 Aug 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 131! In this episode, Sean shares why you have be careful with Maw Maw's good ham knife, Charley share's vase hiding te...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 130

27 Jul 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 130! In this episode, Sean's got some sweet pajama pant jeans, Charley fell off a damn dam and Matty weighs his options...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 129

20 Jul 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 129! In this episode, Sean's back and teaching about how ghosting will save your life, Matty has an odd song stuck in h...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 128

13 Jul 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 128! In this episode, Charley and Matty talk to Gwen, owner of Coco, the Guinness World Record Holding Guinea Pig, plus...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 127

06 Jul 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 127! In this episode, Sean's out so Matty and Charley relive their eventful weekends where Matty was a hero and Charley...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 126

29 Jun 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 126! In this episode, celebrate the 4th with deals on everything from pretzels to pizza, Sean thought the UFO's had arr...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 125

22 Jun 2022

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Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 125 - the one where Matty is on vacation! Sean & Charley have thoughts on bears, sea monkeys, The Stadium Tour, and ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 124

15 Jun 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 124! In this episode, Sean has a shortage of his own, Charley invents a brand-new drinking game and Matty really works ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 123

08 Jun 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 123! In this episode, Matty sits around waiting for Jury Duty, Sean's got sweet Dad jokes for days, and Charley hums Ni...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 122

01 Jun 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 122! In this episode, Sean fight's off too many toppings on his burger, Charley explains what a "Poker Run" is and Matt...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 121

25 May 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 121! In this episode, Sean goes from heel to hero, Charley may have a malfunctioning "Heady Turny Nerve," and Matty sho...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 120

18 May 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 120! In this episode, we play a fun game of "Truth or Drink" where we discover Charley LOVES Shaun Cassidy, Sean may ha...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 119

11 May 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 119! In this episode, Matty throws caution to the wind and let's his dog sleep on his pillow, Charley share why she lov...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 118

04 May 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 118! In this episode, Sean was THIS close to wearing Elvis' pajamas, Charley doesn't like the new VR spider web game an...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 117

27 Apr 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 117! In this episode, Sean shares his secret recipe for Overnight Oats, Charley chases a wild winged dove out of her ho...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 116

20 Apr 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 116! In this episode, Matty goes to a concert and learns about tennis rackets and a stranger's relationship, what's the...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 115

13 Apr 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 115! In this episode, Charley has some strong words for her idol Jon Bon Jovi, Sean likes to hand people his mouth bone...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 114

06 Apr 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 114! In this episode, Sean introduces us to Praise Kink, Charley introduces us to her alter ego Amy Smith, and Matty is...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode the-one-before 114

30 Mar 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode the-one-before 114... look... Sean's superstitious... you know which one it is. In this episode, Matty get's offered a ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 112

23 Mar 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 112! In this episode, Sean rolls out a fresh batch of phone calls, Charlie runs down some of the neat stuff she found i...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 111

16 Mar 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 111! In this episode, we learn there's a magical fairy whose wand opens gas pumps, Sean tells us where to find enormous...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 110

09 Mar 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 110! In this episode, Charley and Matty compare our favorite struggle meals, apparently if you look fairly close to a s...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 109

02 Mar 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 109! In this episode, Matty found a non-banned license plate reflecting his love of ice holes, Sam Elliott is mad about...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 108

23 Feb 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 108! In this episode, Sean shares some tips for picking up hitchhikers from his Dad, Charley tries to figure out the st...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 107

16 Feb 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 107! In this episode, Matty and Charley talk about Matty's obsession with "Inventing Anna" and "The Tinder Swindler" on...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 106

09 Feb 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 106! In this episode, Matty has a lot of questions about the logistics of a ruler tattooed on your forearm, Sean's not ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 105

02 Feb 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 105! In this episode, Matty debates how much chocolate fountain he could drink during a Golden Corral fight, Sean's ins...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 104

26 Jan 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 104! In this episode, Matty gets an anatomy lesson on how nipples work, Sean sleeps outside sometimes and Charley decid...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103 & a half?

19 Jan 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103 & a half? In this episode, we're all sick and at home but didn't want to leave you all hanging. We'll come back...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103

12 Jan 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103! In this episode, we fix ourselves a big ol' bowl of cottage cheese and prunes, Sean is pen pals with Beretta, Char...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 102

05 Jan 2022

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 102! In this episode, Sean has resorted to watching his antique DVD's with no cable, Charley is thinking about buying a...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 101

29 Dec 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 101! In this episode, did you know some people only have tubs?! Did you know some people put beans in soup?! Did you kn...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 100

22 Dec 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 100! In this episode, we can't believe we've done 100 of these, Sean's finding out that his tree isn't as thirsty as hi...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 99

15 Dec 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 99! In this episode, Charley and Matty brave on with out Sean who's still on the mend, we research some unusual ways to...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 98

08 Dec 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 98! In this episode, Charley and Matty dive deep in the evils of the BOT, the going rate on a slightly damaged Greek st...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 97

01 Dec 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 97! In this episode, Sean's having conversations with a toy pig, Charley wants to help a random couple decide whether t...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 96

23 Nov 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 96! In this episode, the boys carry the load while Charley is out, we talk Thanksgiving and the best way to keep people...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 95

17 Nov 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 95! In this episode,  Sean swings by the reptile section of the Zoo to see what Mike Tyson is going on about, Char...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 94

10 Nov 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 94! In this episode, the Get Up Show asks... will Sean EVER catch the squirrel breaking into his house? Will Charley ev...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 93

03 Nov 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 93! In this episode, Matty wins over a new fan at the Urologist, Sean stops double fisting candy and McRibb's long enou...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 92

27 Oct 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 92! In this episode, Matty and Sean carry on without Charley and break down the math on the amount of candy needed for ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 91

20 Oct 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 91! In this episode, Sean is excited about the new movie about "Wagon Train," Charley hates gummy candy and Matty found...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 90

13 Oct 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 90! In this episode, Sean drags all of us down the "Sunny" rabbit hole, Charley won't need her kitchen in our three-kit...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 89

06 Oct 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 89! In this episode, Matty is closing the doors to the baby making factory, Charley weighs the options of living next d...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 88

29 Sep 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 88! In this episode, we learn from Charley that some people hickey easier than others, Sean and Jennifer Aniston might ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 87

22 Sep 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 87! In this episode, Matty wants to lie on the ground watching tv with his pet bear, Charley will only accept her free ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 86

15 Sep 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 86! In this episode, Sean channels Paul Bunyon to get his TV back on track, Charley relives the best cassette tapes to ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 85

08 Sep 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 85! In this episode, we try and assemble the perfect last meal and Matty's for sure includes all the dairy, Sean try's ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 84

01 Sep 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 84! In this episode, we take some calls from Anita Huginkiss and Phil McKracken, Sean shares his favorite Tony Hawk mem...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 83

25 Aug 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 83! In this episode, Matty finds out apparently you can go to the zoo too much, Charley lies like a man, and Sean force...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 82

18 Aug 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 82! In this episode, Sean and Matty have a MASSIVE fight over nuts, Charley shares a cautionary tale about where NOT to...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 81

11 Aug 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 81! In this episode, we warn you if your finger gets bitten off don't let a seagull eat it, Sean is going to travel in ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 80

04 Aug 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 80! In this episode, Sean and Matty carry on without Charley to talk about how if you want to make Sean squirm mention ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 79!

28 Jul 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 79! In this episode, the Olympics are in full swing and everyone's talking about... the butts, Sean wants Pizza Hut's r...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 78

21 Jul 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 78! In this episode, we find out similarities between Charley and a drunk lady parking her car on the red ball in front...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 77

14 Jul 2021

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In this episode, Matty is on vacation, so what will Sean & Charley talk about? A clown car full of uninvited guests, how not to have whiter teeth,...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 76

07 Jul 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 76! In this episode, Charley and Matty try to carry on without Sean, turns out the secret to long life for women is Her...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 75

30 Jun 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 75! In this episode, Sean cringes his way through a list of the most uncomfortable words, Matty doesn't care if your ha...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 74

23 Jun 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 74! In this episode, Sean reminds everyone to look for your wallet in your jean jacket pocket, Charley gives you travel...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 73

16 Jun 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 73! In this episode, Matty and Charley dive into the joys of flying when your plane has a dead battery, one day that '9...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 72

09 Jun 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 72! In this episode, you may have a lot of money but do you have go to space and not get a souvenir money, we play "Wha...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 71

02 Jun 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 71! In this episode, if you could feed any zoo animal Flaming Hot Cheetos, which would you choose, 1980's mullet Sean w...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 70

26 May 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 70! In this episode, Charley wishes she could steal stuff from the Friends set, Sean's kid is blowing that french horn ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 69

19 May 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 69! In this episode, we talk about who's tested the waters on going out in public without their mask, Matty regrets not...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 68

12 May 2021

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It's the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 68 is chock full of goodness, like the time Matty's parents censored all of his music - or did they? The places...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 67

05 May 2021

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 67! In this episode, Mother's Day is nearly here so start gluing macaroni to construction paper, Sean's a big boy now w...