Sleep With Me

1447 - Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5

26 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first ...

1446 - Underbelly of Clouds | All Intros 983 - 986 for Memorial Day

24 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full L...

The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 7 & 8 (from the Vault #680)

21 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do!This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S...

1445 - Banana Butter | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 5

19 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds l...

1444 - Leaf Peep Creek | Walk With Me

17 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper.Th...

Totes Bernie the Butterfly | Nature Talks Back (from the Vault #681)

14 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bernie the Butterfly returns to the show to talk tote bags and “5 Seconds of Summer”.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been rem...

1443 - Frank 13 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

12 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vic prepares to receive his award for Most Resilient Person Ever but first has to take one more trip.This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has...

1442 - Forager | Checking Into Boredom Ep 1

10 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to check in to a new series that will be very sleepy and very modular as the borer-in-residence tries to get to the bottom of the very ser...

The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 5 & 6 (from the Vault #677)

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Like the wild horses this should carry you away, with a smile on your face. Right to a mill named John Stuart.Heads up, this episode includes mentions...

1441 - Scone Secret Club Forever | Snore Trek Deep Space Nine S6 E18

05 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’ll dance the neurosynaptic boogie woogie off to dreamland as I recap a sleepy episode of Deep Space Nine but mostly try to get to the bottom of ho...

1440 - Windy's Diner | May the Fourth Be With You

03 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Windy Marstrap and Dewey the Dewback return to talk about diners, secret menus, and intergalactic branding opportunities. Don’t mind me, I’m just ...

Artist’s Journey | Stan Chronicles 2 | Nuns in Space 2 (from the Vault #679)

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Scooter and Stan make the most of their situation, with an artist’s journey right into the jaws of love.This is a special release from the SWM Vault...

1439 - Nap Divine | Crossover

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Sir Cadian’s rhythms will have you lulling off to dreamland as Scoots pays tribute to a friend and naps of all kinds.Be sure to listen to Matt Hoffm...

1438 - La Cava | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 4

26 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Scoots is getting silly like straws and string as he reads a story about headsets and a nice kind of weightiness.These stories are from the collection...

Tahani and Jason | The Good Place to Sleep S1 E3&4 (from the Vault #674)

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Look around at all the dreamy details in the good place.Heads up, this episode mentions clowns a few times. They are mentioned in a sleepy way, but fe...

1437 - Doggy Bag Boundary | A Succesion of Restful Developments Ep 4

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

And the award for most dreamy, meandering recap goes to tonight’s episode about tall bushes, chronological limbo, and thousands of hundreds of boats...

1436 - Making of Get Besos in the Sky PI

19 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Cozy up with the fuzzy bud of your choice as I go behind the scenes on this mashup series and try to identify the fulcrum point of creative constraint...

The Lemonade Experience (from the Vault #678)

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A perfect view, with the perfect drink, made for relaxing whether it is country time or bedtime.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s b...

1435 - Fanthropology | Trending Tuesday

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Your favorite sentient lump of lentils is here to teach us about the palaces within us and the journeys of friendship you can find along one famous cr...

1434 - Salt Bloom | Crossover

12 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’ll bob along in a buoyant, saline slumber as Scooter tells us about a brave little captain and its search for friends.Enjoy this crossover tribut...

The Stan Chronicles Ep 1 | Nuns in Space S2 E1 (from the Vault #676)

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Where better to be waiting than in a cloud with your best friend. The best way out? Encouragement of his artistic side.This is a special release from ...

1433 - Grapes of Khan Part 2 | Snore Trek

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Our sensors indicate that we’ve got some fairly dated references incoming. Fortunately, the friendship of Kirk and Spock is enough to keep us warm a...

1432 - Frank 12 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Let the sounds of plopping leaves carry you off to dreamland as Vic comes home and learns about joy tiredness.This reading of Mary Shelley’s Franken...

Ray’s Pirates of the Caribbean (from the Vault #675)

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A slow meandering boat ride with a moment-by-moment, meandering analysis of two theme park attractions with the same name by a man who loves both.This...

1431 - Sibley / Huckleberry Preserve | Walk With Me

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

My mind will wander and loop like the trails of Sibley Preserve as a path of firs and shrubs guide you off to dreamland.This episode was recorded on l...

1430 - Parade of Charades | Trending Tuesday

29 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Settle into a perfectly tempered pocket of your own design as I tell a tale never told about six weeks in September, the middle of the Earth, and a lo...

The Good Place to Sleep | S1 E1&2 (from the Vault #670)

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Tonight's sleep will be as heavenly as sweet swirls of fro-yo, flavored with with box-tie dreams.Heads up, this episode contains repeated mentions of ...

1429 - Nanofeather Baseball | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 3

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’m gettin’ all interludey with it as I reinterpret some readings and do my best to describe nanofeathers.These stories are from the collection No...

1428 - Countdown in the Sky | Get Besos in the Sky PI 19

22 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’ll press pause on our tale for now as I do my best impression of the weather. All will be well, according to Richie and James and Simon and G and...

Skywriter | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #668)

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Painting with clouds is never easy, so its the perfect time for Scooter to get on the CB and get to the bottom of why the sky is not full of more writ...

1427 - Leafing Through Guides | New York State

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It turns out there’s not a lot I know about the state that I call home, but I do know that reading travel guides is one boring path to dreamland.The...

1426 - Cousin Cornball | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 3

15 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

My Foibles Flyer is carrying its fair share of tangents as I talk about dreams of bells and bikes and cornball machines.This episode (kind of) recaps ...

Girl from the Themepark Series Review (from the Vault #673)

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Where do the bedtime stories that put you to sleep come from and how are they formed? Fall asleep as I answer those questions with a look back on our ...

1425 - Epic Universe | Scoots with a View

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’ll lead you through the portal to dreamland as I try to figure out when a kiosk isn’t a structure and when a building is really a dome.This epis...

1424 - Ms. Shipton’s Travelling Tea Shop | Crossover

08 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A keeper of the cauldron will concoct the perfect bedtime brew while I see how many ways I can meow.Enjoy this crossover tribute to “Ms. Shipton’s...

Caretaker’s Carousel | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #669)

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Let this last episode go around and around like a carousel that progresses through your dreams and into hers.This is a special release from the SWM Va...

1423 - Grapes of Khan Part 1 | Snore Trek

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’m just an illogical asset with a mouthful of grapes, but all will be well as Kirk and Spock reverse the polarity of jelly to boringly go where no ...

1422 - Ray Recaps the Great New York State Fair

01 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Scooter’s neighbor Ray is here to tell you all about the llama costume contest, microscopic balloons, and the backside of the butter sculpture. The...

Parting of the Ways | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (from the Vault #667)

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Time to say goodnight and goodbye, let the heart of the Tardis warm you as you rest. No worries, new friends await.This is a special release from the ...

1421 - Pixelated Pixel | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 2

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Follow the second star to the right and straight on until boring while I read a sleepy story where all will be well.These stories are from the collect...

1420 - Trevi Steps to Toons | Get Besos in the Sky PI 18

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Old Nodderingham and Fuddy Fudrucker will meander on the radio in the Towns on the series of the podcast that puts you to sleep. Our PI’s got some t...

Friends of Mario and Sonic | Trending Tuesday from the Vault #665

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t worry about hanging on or racing carts, if sleeping were an olympic event you would get a gold medal.This is a special release from the SWM Va...

1419 - Dreaming of Roys | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 2

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a lot of discussion of hose positions as Michael B tells a chill version of me about the Tom Wambsgans of his dreams while Greg and Buster o...

1418 - Kiss Your Biceps Bot | All Intros 978 - 982 for Presidents' Day

15 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode will be as calming as combing a doll’s hair and as welcoming as a pool of tepid water. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday ...

Jungle River Journey | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #666)

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A sustaining journey goes around and around, meandering like a canoe ride.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-...

1417 - Sea Noodle

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You’ll bob and float off to dreamland like a pool noodle in the sea, or I guess you could call it a sea noodle. Either way we’ll be noodling on so...

1416 - Frank 11 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

08 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Have a slice of key limestone pie as Vic talks about how no one gets him, man.This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as muc...

Bad Wolf | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who (from the Vault #664)

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Game shows float in space while reality is on hold. The Doctor, Jack and Rose will play across your dreams.This is a special release from the SWM Vaul...

1415 - Data’s Mom | Snore Trek TNG S7 E10

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Data meets a friend while I have several unsuccessful hunches about how this episode will play out. Either way, you’ll be floating off to dreamland ...

1414 - Bore Bunny Method | Bore to Win

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There won’t be a green jean to be found as Brad Braderson outlines the latest developments in strategic uses of boredom and I put the fuddy in bunny...

Heart of Candy Ban | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #663)

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Forbidden love of candy hearts come full circle, like drifting in a canoe with a lollipop.Heads up, this episode repeatedly mentions candy.This is a s...

1413 - Kids Press On, Potentially | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 1

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’ll be checking the boxes to make it extra sleepy as I read from a collection of sci-fi short stories.These stories have been sleepified, but they ...

1412 - Beams of Light and Goop | Get Besos in the Sky PI 17

25 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This recap has a mind of its own, so consider this episode a new kind of prequel where the sum of James and Richie’s past exploits swim in the bog o...

Boom Town | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (From the Vault #661)

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Sync your cell phones while we brunch in Cardiff. Captian Jack’s wit will put a heart of the Tardis level smile on your face.This is a special relea...

1411 - Coit Tower | Walk With Me

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’ll be counting the steps off to Dreamland as we ascend and descend the stairs of Coit Tower and ponder the scent of jasmine and loam.This episode ...

1410 - A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 1

18 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A brand new series recapping Arrested Development and Succession in parallel? Sure, let’s see how this goes.This episode recaps the pilot episodes o...

Central Park Regret | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #662)

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Not a Paul Simon song, but an episode based off a Phish set, if none of this makes sense don’t worry, in this episode even forgotten dreams come tru...

1409 - Return to the Great New York State Fair

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Get on your llama costumes and relax as Scooter plots a schedule and maps his route to return to the Great New York State Fair.The show really needs y...

1408 - Frank 10 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

11 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s road trip time! Charming beach cottages, lively reunions, and a whole lot of sleeping in boats are just a tidbit of what’s in store for Vic.T...

Toy Town | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #660)

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to a world of toys, made cozy with cats, be on the lookout for relaxationThis is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered ...

1407 - The Ultimate Computer | Sleepin' with Star Trek S2E24

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’re going all original as Scooter steps aboard the first Enterprise for a classic tale of grouch vs genius. Hold onto your dunsils!The show really...

1406 - Hiking Lime Ridge | Walk With Me

04 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’ll honor the Y’all Everybody Ethos and walk through my favorite hills while the sound of wind in the grass will whisk you off to dreamland.This ...

Rom Com Con | Trending Tuesday from the Vault #659

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Scooter tries to write a Rom-Com about notifications and ends up starting a convention that already exists.This is a special release from the SWM Vaul...

Thanks for supporting the show! Gearing up for making 2026 full of Sleepy Joy and Delight

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If Sleep With Me has changed your Sleep and you listen on a regular basis please consider supporting the show.New subscribers: 20% off for 3 monthsPro...

1405 - Reflection Pool of Pudding | All Intros 973 - 976 for New Year’s Eve

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The reflection pool of my mind looks more like a retention basin of jello, but that’s okay because we can still float off to dreamland as we bid adi...

1404 - Grammarian Guard | All Intros 969 - 972

28 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

These old intros have aged like a fine cheese in a cave. We’ll discuss brushing vs scrubbing and fan cast movies that have already been made.Thanks ...

A Christmas Story | Tale of Tape (from the Vault #476)

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is more reliable, Scoots’ memory of watching “A Christmas Story” on VHS or the actual movie? Does Ralphie or Mikey want a fun machine for C...

North Pole Coco Square Dance | As The North Pole Turns Finale (From the Vault #630)

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bespoke baubles or plastic production, which way will the North Pole turn? When you have a cup of coco and you get to watch square dancing does it rea...

1403 - Ray Recaps the 1990 Disney Holiday Parade | SWM+ Sneak Peek

21 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ray journeys back to 1990 (and also, briefly, 1988) to recap the Disney Holiday Parade. There's dancing elves, daring stunts, and some totally radical...

Mellowrama | As The North Pole Turns (From the Vault #627)

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Steam plows your sleep blues away, while snow melts like Scoot's common sense.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and...

1402 - A Christmas Carol, Part 2 | Read With Me

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a dozen of one or one-tenth of another any way you look at it, but this episode will surely be meandering as Scrooge learns about business, fib...

1401 - Fearless Flyer Fall 2025

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I’ll be shopping in a clockwise direction from here on out, but everything is bound to end apple-y ever after now that I’m reunited with my favori...

Stormy Sheep | As The North Pole Turns (From the Vault #624)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As The North Pole Turns…returns for another night full of mellowriffic mellorama for you to rest too. Blitzen blitzes into game night and lots of st...

1400 - Koa & Scooter’s Excellent Adventure

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A milestone for the show will be like a spoken-word lullaby as Superchill Scoots looks back on Koa’s recent road trip.The show really needs your hel...

1399 - A Christmas Carol, Part 1 | Read With Me

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ll be spirited off to dreamland faster than Scoots can say, “Flimpit.” May your inner bowl of jelly jiggle and and your chimney sounds be jo...

A Huge Sleep With Me Plus Holiday Sale — Black Friday through December 31st

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What would you miss if it was gone from the show? What You Would Miss the Most is Now 20% OffNew subscribers: 20% off for 3 months Promotion link: ht...

Laurel & Hardy's March of the Wooden Soldiers Recapped | Tale of the Tape from the Vault #473

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More meanderwear talk and then Scooter works his way down the list of harmless animals and somehow ends up doing his tiny #twowordimpressions ala “M...

1398 - Sassagoula Shores | Walk With Me

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From the shores of the Sassagoula, I’ll make some fishy friends and celebrate some lushness.This episode was recorded on location. It’s a little l...

1397 - 2024 Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Recap

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tommen and Gregor and Ray and Ser Pounce will help me recap a parade that gave me a newfound appreciation for dancing in its many forms. Shout out to ...

As The North Pole Turns (From the Vault #621)

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A new series, a bit like a soap opera, unfolds against the backdrop of the North Pole in the 1950’s. More of a mellow-rama than a melodrama.This is ...

1396 - Braggin’ On Big Wagons | All Intros 965 - 968 for Thanksgiving

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I’m asking the big questions while giving thanks. Questions like, “What ever happened to rocking chairs?” and “Who wouldn’t love to be cloak...

Making of Otter Things 5 & 6 | SWM+ Sneak Peek

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Taking sleepy trips into the story swamp for our story in a swamp.This episode was originally released on Sleep With Me Plus! Check out a free trial a...

The Doctor Dances | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (From the Vault #658)

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you dance with the Doctor as you dream? Just don’t snore and dance at the same time.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been ...

1395 - Childhood Cornucopia Specials

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let the lazy river of porridge carry you off to Dreamland as Chill Scoots meanders from personal essay to TV recap to straight up watching commercials...

1394 - Frank 9 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

16 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A Scene of Wonderful Solemnity will bring you peace and sleepiness as Frankie and Victor live in the Interchange of Kindness pretty well, especially f...

Fan of a Fan | Boredom Institute Seminar (From the Vault #657)

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A seminar about the power of Fandom by the team that brought you "Bore to Win" and the "Seven Stages of Banter". Sleep should come first closely follo...

1393 - Buttery Soft Red Spandex (with Elasticene) | Get Besos in the Sky PI 16

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

James and Richie meet some textured vegetable protein and discuss the merits of elasticene. My gratitude cornucopia is overflowing because of listener...

1392 - Do the Butterscotch | Trending Tuesday

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I’ve got Swayze on my brain and butter on my berm. Slide into a butterscotch ballpit as Buttertones drone you off to dreamland.The show really needs...

Conservatory of Reading | Girl from the Themepark (From the Vault #656)

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dream of a lush place where plants get bedtime stories as the buds bloom.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-e...

1391 - Walking from the Embarcadero to Chase Center | Walk With Me

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An appreciation for mature vegetation will guide Scooter’s walk through the Embarcadero. Well, that and a love of public art.This episode was record...

1390 - Muppet*Vision Facade Part 2 | Brick Builder

02 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I won’t put too much mustard on these instructions but there will be bricks that look like bricks and all kinds of plates as we finish up this facad...

Fairytale Gloom | Bored Game Unboxing From the Vault #655

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ll be bored to sleep as I unbox this card game. Your dreams will unwrap like silent cellophane around clear cards.This is a special release from...

1389 - Garfield’s Autumnal Adventure

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Recapping a TV movie from Scooter’s not quite childhood will be as sweet as a trick or a treat. This episode is brought to you by lasagna and chalk....

1388 - Universal Hollywood Autumnal Awesome Nights 2023

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A love letter to sentient mushrooms, Cornucopia Corndowns, and Bruce Campbell will bring the lulls as Scooter remembers 2023 and takes the tram to dre...

Empty Snore Child | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (From the Vault #654)

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sympathetic snores roll across London, Rose has a Union Jack and the Doctor sits for dinner, all as you sleep.This is a special release from the SWM V...

1387 - Frank 8 | Read With Me

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Frankie bids adieus to his family of friends only to come across a new family whose name also starts with F. It's, like, synchronicity, man.This readi...

1386 - Pink Goop Photobooth | Get Besos in the Sky PI 15

19 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our PI finally gets Besos but not before we practice our consensus-building skills and pitch The Towns.Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I...

Panda Force | Girl from the Themepark (From the Vault #653)

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You don’t have to be perfect to deserve a good night’s sleep, or to join the Panda Force.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been...

1385 - Walk to All Stars with Ray | On Location

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An appreciation for mature vegetation is bound to see you off to dreamland as Ray walks down a physical sidewalk but also the sidewalk of memory.Heads...

1384 - Twin Cities Sitters Club | Trending Tuesday

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Steve & Eve & Nev & Neve & Eva & Eve welcome you to the first official club meeting. On the docket: a wicker mystery, a poetic pos...