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Chapter 1: What is the world's worst cold open?
All right, so we're having a cold open contest right here. We're trying to create the world's worst cold open. I think this might be it. Well, not yet. I'm just teeing it up. Will, would you like to start the world's worst cold open?
Hey, man, it's freezing in here. Who left the door open? That's good. Pretty good. Welcome to Smart List. Smart List.
It feels like we haven't done this for quite a while. I know. I miss you guys. We canceled a record last week, I think. Yes, we had to, yeah. So it's been a couple weeks. Is that right? Yeah.
It's been a few weeks. Well, we saw each other Saturday. We did. We did. But we haven't done this. We haven't done this in quite a while. We haven't. Jay, how's your style, by the way? Jason's got a big... Stye and his right eye.
It's disgusting. Are we going wide on this? I guess. I can lean into the zoom camera here.
There's a little... You know what? It actually looks... Is it better?
It does look better. I started an antibiotic last night, so that's supposed to... Already? Yeah, I know. I know.
You wanted to wait two weeks just to make sure?
It's all about trying to find the right doctor. Yeah. So anyway, so I think I'm with the right one now. And this, what is now a ball bearing of pus that it will not release from my eyelid, I think is going to start to lessen and ultimately disappear.
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Chapter 2: How does Daniel Craig reflect on his experiences?
Daniel, did they make that jacket in men's or? Hey, Sean. Wow. This is one of the first minutes.
Yeah.
I actually love it.
I actually love it. Wait. Sean.
No, no, no. I actually really like the check.
Sean, do you know Daniel as well?
I don't. I've never met you, obviously. It doesn't seem like it.
No.
I'm a massive, massive fan.
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Chapter 3: What was Daniel Craig's early life like?
So that was like an easy pick. And then, you know, Ryan's one of the most talented writers there are. He just kind of keeps going and keeps getting at it and keeps getting into it. And this next one is going to be different. And, you know, we've kind of gone, I mean, it's not wildly different, but it's going to be definitely kind of got a different tone to it.
Oh, wait, there's a third one you're doing now? There's a third one we shot in the summer. It's called Wake Up Deadman. Oh, wow. It's like plugging the movie. Yeah, no, no, please.
Yeah, come on.
Right, but I mean, you know, you say that there's no, like that you have some sort of a plan or something, but I would guess that somebody who is approached for something as iconic as Bond and the kind of intelligence that you have, you probably had some thoughts and some talks with some people about, okay, if I did this, I've got to do this, but if I did this, what I would need to kind of have a plan to...
how to occupy myself in between those movies and what to do afterwards. Which I just fucked up. I don't think so. I think it's kind of perfect. We're going to get to queer soon, which is a perfect balance. By the way, you didn't need to plan for anything in between.
I guess we're going to get to them right now. Go ahead.
There's our clip. Go ahead, Sean. No, I was going to say, you didn't need the plan because those movies were fucking exhausting, I'm sure. Like, didn't you need to recover?
I think there was a feeling when I first started that because I'd had exactly what you said, those conversations, and I talked about it to everybody I knew and all my family and all of those things about what does it mean? Of course I've got to do it. I've got to do this, but what does it mean? You know, how it's going to affect my life and all those things. Yeah.
And there was a sort of, I suppose, an instinct in me to sort of want to go, okay, I'm doing Bond now. I've got to do other stuff as well to kind of counterbalance this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like fucking ridiculous.
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