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Welcome, everyone. We're going to start you off with a couple of nice softballs here brought to you by Shecky Hayes. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, I always have a few Twix up my sleeve. Oh, boy. Well, now hang on. We got one more. I can do it. Listeners, hold on. I can do 100 more.
I can do 100 more. Save yourself. Here's another one. Oh, I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing. Welcome to Smart List.
I went to go see a Broadway show last night, Shawnee, and I thought about you. What'd you see? I saw Oh Mary. Oh, and? You did see it. I did. It's the best. Okay, I was going to recommend it to you, but you've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's great. Did you think it was... I loved it. I thought it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
I was thinking about you the whole time, thinking, oh my God, Shawn's going to lose his fucking mind on this. It is so funny. I mean, it seemed like he's... I mean, I know he didn't, but it seemed like he's watched you do a thousand of your funny bits in front of us and stolen them all. Oh, no, no. Cole's an original. He's great. Cola Scola stars in Little Mary.
That's the show I was telling you guys to go see in March. Yes. Hang on, guys. Will was first. I didn't go. Have you not seen it yet, Will? You'll pee in your pants. So it was off-Broadway then, yes? Now it's on-Broadway? Yeah, the Lortel.
Yeah, Cola Scola plays Mary Todd Lincoln, who's an alcoholic wannabe cabaret star. And Abraham Lincoln doesn't let her leave the White House. So he hires an acting coach for her so she could just, you know, explore her artistic side. Don't reveal anymore. Okay, that's it. You're going to do the spoilers.
But how about the end? How funny was that? It's fucking great. The whole thing is incredible. Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah, yeah. Willie, you got to get on it. You got to expose yourself to some culture, you know? Get out of... Wait, did Franny see it? She did. She and I, we had a date night. Did she like it? It was great. Yeah, you got your hand on a bug there? Are you pulling out?
Yeah, I just got to pull it out. Sean's got three hands in his hairdo right now. No, I... I had a mole removed. Just step on it. Make sure you step on it. Look at that. You know, you don't have to do it while we're doing the... Yeah, just try not to pick your scalp while we're doing it. You could have done it before, or you could have saved it after. We wouldn't have known.
I forgot to take it off this morning, but I need to let the air get to it. How was your mole removal? It was good. Painful? Yeah, no, it wasn't painful. It was big, man. It was honking, and he scraped it off. So this was a result of just a... Age. Well, you went in and you got yourself combed like a cat. You got checked for all your skin cancer hotspots. You mean like a chimp?
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