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Hey, guys. I'm off to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping, and I thought you guys would like to know what's on my list. Here we go. Ready?
Yogurt, granola, tomato sauce, ketchup, dried fruit, baked beans, nut butter, chocolate milk, cereal bars, bread, condiments, salad dressings, protein bars, candy, tea, crackers, energy drinks, canned fruit, juice, coffee, soda, ice cream, barbecue sauce, and cakes. Welcome to Smart List. Smart List. I had a great day yesterday. Yesterday, remember we were talking about my heart bullshit?
Oh, yeah. Did you get a new one yesterday? No, I didn't get a new one, but I went and ate lunch by myself. I had really bad sushi. Then I went and I bought two books and I had an ice cream cone on the way home. I was like, this is it. This is solo? This is by myself.
This is to make your heart better? Yeah.
Yeah, it was, and then I went into the bookstore. Hey, by the way, do bookstores make you want to poop a little bit? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? No, I don't. There's something about just standing on your feet that long. I think gravity takes over. No, but it's like the coziness of a bookstore, the coziness of like a pharmacy, you know? No? Hang on. Sorry. Or like a gift shop.
Sorry, coziness? No. Yeah, there was a comparison between a bookstore and a pharmacy. Well, yeah. A similarity? Like the quietness of it and the coziness of it. It really gets my stomach going.
This hypochondriac finds pharmacies comforting and cozy.
So, JB, a bookstore is a place where...
Okay. Which seems like a perfect segue to go into something we should talk about just for two seconds. Smartless Media is now doing a new show called Clueless. Yes. I've heard about this. Yes. You both were on an episode, actually our first episode. Yeah. And it's out now. So this is not a podcast starring Alicia Silverstone, right? No, that is correct.
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