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Introducing: CrimeLess

16 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is CrimeLess and what can listeners expect?

1.263 - 22.669 Rory Scovel

Hey there, SmartList fans and listeners. It's me, comedian, actor, wizard, Rory Scovel, and I'm busting into your ears right now to tell you about a new podcast that I hope you'll check out. It's called Crimeless. Every week, journalists Josh Dean and myself dive into a new story from the stupider side of the true crime world.

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23.169 - 29.717 Rory Scovel

Here is our trailer, and if it sounds like something you'd like, just search for and follow Crimeless wherever you get your podcasts.

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33.038 - 37.264 Josh Dean

Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers?

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37.604 - 38.305 Rory Scovel

And what is this?

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38.325 - 39.968 Josh Dean

How is that not a story we all know?

40.549 - 45.936 Rory Scovel

Where is that? Why is it wet? Then boy, do we have a podcast for you.

47.078 - 57.953 Josh Dean

Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission? And what if that person is a cat? Is it even safe to snort human remains? What is the dumbest way to steal a quarter million dollars? Who catfishes a city?

Chapter 2: What outrageous crime stories will be explored in this podcast?

57.973 - 58.854 Josh Dean

Is this even a crime?

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58.874 - 71.538 Rory Scovel

Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank than a crime. Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the law-abiding geniuses at Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players.

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71.919 - 81.613 Josh Dean

Join me, Rory Scovel, comedian and actor, and me, Josh Dean, investigative journalist, on our new weekly podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

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81.993 - 87.261 Rory Scovel

It has everything you could ever want in a show. Promiscuous primates.

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87.241 - 89.607 Josh Dean

There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys.

89.968 - 97.649 Rory Scovel

Advice from the great beyond. I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot card reading just go, will I ever have a threesome?

97.669 - 99.534 Josh Dean

We should ask it deeper questions, I think, right?

99.815 - 103.765 Rory Scovel

Oh, I'm sorry, Josh. Am I going to have a threesome, not a deep question for you?

103.745 - 128.487 Rory Scovel

incredible voice acting these guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine with refrigerators but these cats have such a different struggle and of course plenty of stupid crime if you can fake your own death and still live in the same town and all you did was change your name you are either an incredible actor or you live in the dumbest town

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