Watch out, folks— it’s Don Cheadle, a.k.a. “Donchalant.” What is Jazz? Did Don have a good slumber last night? Get ready for some hard-hitters, like a deadly mignonette, the most rarified air, and both Kansas Cities. From our lips to pods’ ears, it’s an all-new SmartLess.This episode was originally released on 4/8/24. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Hi, everybody. How was your day today? Are you asking us or the audience and you're expecting an answer from the audience?
You know, the audience is not mic'd.
You got it. Sorry.
Well, no, I was asking. Oh, they're not? Since when do you call me and JB everybody? Yeah. No, I call you guys the audience.
Because you think that's the only people listening to you? It's just us two? Yeah. You've got higher responsibilities than that. Let's come with the good stuff.
Judging by this opening, we're just going to be a great Smart List. Welcome to it. Smart List.
Sean, what's on your cap there? Is that a college?
It's ISU, Illinois State University, where I have an honorary doctorate and a scholarship fund set up for people who want to go into music or the arts. Sorry, acting.
Are they still accredited? I mean, after you got a diploma, I heard that after they give you a diploma that they were stripped of their power.
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Chapter 2: Did Don Cheadle sleep well last night?
Okay, that's all right. That's okay. He doesn't claim these to be great jokes. They're dad jokes. I got a couple laughs in the background there. You should say, do you want to hear a dad joke? If you say you want to hear a joke, people are ready for something good. Dad joke means it's not going to be good. I don't like the term dad joke.
I think that's lazy to call it a dad joke.
How about bad joke? Just say bad joke so people aren't expecting to laugh.
Or like a pun.
That's okay to say. I got one more. You got one more? Are there any mom jokes? Here's a mom joke. What's faster, hot or cold? Hot. You can always catch a cold.
That's good. That's good. That's pretty good. I guarantee you at least one of our listeners will be using that today after they get out of their car. Of course. Or off their subway or done with their jog. You know? It's fun. You're welcome.
I love just, no, hang on, Sean. I love Jason trying to imagine what regular people do. It's so fun. I know. They get on the subway and then they job. And then they kiss their kids goodbye walkout door, go to job, say hi boss, office. Want to hear a joke? Want to hear a joke? At water cooler with me. I love Succession too. What are you watching? I'm also watching Succession. Are you watching it?
I am also worried about saying that I don't like it. You're worried that you're saying it? I do like it.
I'm just making the joke. Real good opening patter, everybody. Did everybody sleep well?
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