SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 07:00:00 +0000
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As John Mulaney always says: “sugar goes into this body.” This week’s guest gets deep about his former tag crew, hypnotism, and proper swaddle technique. Plus Sean pitches a new compost idea.This episode was originally released on 5/16/2022. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What humorous banter opens the episode?
Well, the fans are filing in here at Smartless Arena, and we're ready for a great game. Well, the fans are filing in here at Smartless Arena, and we're ready for a great game. I think that all the teams today are ready to go, and there's a lot on the line here. So let's see how they do over here on an all-new Smartless. Smart. Listen, I just want to say this, Jay, because I haven't until now.
I think that all the teams today are ready to go, and there's a lot on the line here. So let's see how they do over here on an all-new Smartless. Smart. Listen, I just want to say this, Jay, because I haven't until now. I think it's so brave for you with your eyewear to go Sally Jessie Raphael because I love the look.
I think it's so brave for you with your eyewear to go Sally Jessie Raphael because I love the look. For me, I love it. For me, I love it.
Sally Jessie would be a red.
Sally Jessie would be a red. Yeah, this is a black.
Yeah, this is a black.
But those do look like the same shape. But those do look like the same shape. The same shape. Yeah, they are the same shape. The same shape. Yeah, they are the same shape.
Wait, am I usually wearing a different pair of glasses?
Wait, am I usually wearing a different pair of glasses?
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Chapter 2: How does Jason Bateman keep his humor despite COVID?
Well, maybe it's because I'm suffering deeply from COVID.
Well, maybe it's because I'm suffering deeply from COVID.
No.
Maybe that's what you're seeing, Will.
Maybe that's what you're seeing, Will.
You don't have it.
Why don't you have a little bit more sympathy for me because I'm lousy with COVID?
Why don't you have a little bit more sympathy for me because I'm lousy with COVID? Do you really have it? Yeah, but I didn't cancel today. I'm going to fight through... And I'm going to do a great session. Wait, do you feel like shit? No, I'm on day six. So I'm still testing positive, but the symptoms are all but gone. I don't know if you can... I still sound a little kind of 1993 Sunday morning.
Do you really have it? Yeah, but I didn't cancel today. I'm going to fight through... And I'm going to do a great session. Wait, do you feel like shit? No, I'm on day six. So I'm still testing positive, but the symptoms are all but gone. I don't know if you can... I still sound a little kind of 1993 Sunday morning.
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Chapter 3: What is the comedic take on glory holes?
You were making kids laugh.
You were making kids laugh.
That felt good.
That felt good.
Yeah, and you wanted more.
Yeah, and you wanted more. And I was kind of a writer-performer in that I would tell more poorly behaved children what might be a funny thing to do.
And I was kind of a writer-performer in that I would tell more poorly behaved children what might be a funny thing to do. Right. What if someone threw that out the window right now?
Right. What if someone threw that out the window right now?
And they would take the bait and you would watch.
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