Smersh Pod

HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (PART TWO) with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be jumping back in time to find out just who has the black dog, while bewaring the moon, and trying not to get sucked off by lads in...

HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (PART ONE) with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be jumping back in time to find out just who has the black dog, while bewaring the moon, and trying not to get sucked off by lads in...

TIME BANDITS (PART TWO) with John Thomson

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be venturing into the time of legends, to seek treasure, home appliances, and try not to get sent to the small claims court. Ye...

TIME BANDITS (PART ONE) with John Thomson

16 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be venturing into the time of legends, to seek treasure, home appliances, and try not to get sent to the small claims court. Ye...

CARRY ON ABROAD with Paul Litchfield and Dan Thomas

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be packing our trunks, smothering ourselves in cream, and heading to a car park covered in builders sand to see which one of us will...

STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE with Paul Litchfield

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate the release of Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Director's Cut. Paul and I got together with big middle-aged man energy, and talked al...

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (PART TWO) with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be running away from bludgers, spiders, knives and Fawkes, as we find out just who put their long snake through a hole in the girl’...

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (PART ONE) with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be running away from bludgers, spiders, knives and Fawkes, as we find out just who put their long snake through a hole in the girl’...

QUANTUM OF SOLACE (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be heading to Bolivia to find out just what these Greene guys are putting in the water, just who is going down to Strawberry Fields,...

QUANTUM OF SOLACE (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be heading to Bolivia to find out just what these Greene guys are putting in the water, just who is going down to Strawberry Fields,...

THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be diving deep below the surface, to find out just where a runaway nuclear submarine is heading. Yes, it’s The Hunt for Red Octobe...

THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

31 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be diving deep below the surface, to find out just where a runaway nuclear submarine is heading. Yes, it’s The Hunt for Red Octobe...

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (PART TWO) with Tom Crowley

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be returning to a galaxy far, far away to eat a small bird, commit mutiny, refuse to help the galaxy, and follow a space ship very s...

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (PART ONE) with Tom Crowley

24 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be returning to a galaxy far, far away to eat a small bird, commit mutiny, refuse to help the galaxy, and follow a space ship very s...

SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE (PART TWO) with Johnny Candon

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Milton Keynes to please a young boy, and find out who’s been messing with all the nuclear’s, man?...

SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE (PART ONE) with Johnny Candon

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Milton Keynes to please a young boy, and find out who’s been messing with all the nuclear’s, man?...

FLASH GORDON (LIVE) with Jim Howick, Nicholas Burns and Paul Litchfield

12 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the Phoenix Cinema, East Finchley 02/06/22 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUPERMAN III (PART TWO) with Paul Litchfield

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Metropolis to find out who in the PC world is mucking about with computers, and if they have Pryor co...

SUPERMAN III (PART ONE) with Paul Litchfield

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Metropolis to find out who in the PC world is mucking about with computers, and if they have Pryor co...

THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas and Dean Burnett

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be a hosting a typical Turkey Christmas that starts with a traditional roast, a fine thorough stuffing, and ends with a joke about c...

THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas and Dean Burnett

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be a hosting a typical Turkey Christmas that starts with a traditional roast, a fine thorough stuffing, and ends with a joke about c...

NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (PART TWO) with John Thomson

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be taking things a bit easier, recuperating at a health farm, sunning ourselves in exotic places, and asking to be taken seriously a...

NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (PART ONE) with John Thomson

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be taking things a bit easier, recuperating at a health farm, sunning ourselves in exotic places, and asking to be taken seriously a...

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (PART TWO) with John Thomson

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we try and prove the old adage of what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas, as we witness topless women flying out of windows, Moon buggies bei...

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (PART ONE) with John Thomson

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we try and prove the old adage of what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas, as we witness topless women flying out of windows, Moon buggies bei...

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE with Sarah Morgan

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Bedford Falls in order to stop a man from tossing himself off. Yes, it's It's a Wonderful Life.Joining me to get her win...

BATMAN RETURNS with Dan Thomas

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In a further Christmas special, today we'll be heading to Gotham City in order to find the three levels of comic conventions: A giant, oddly dressed m...

HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to deepest King's Cross with a large bearded man on a motorbike who tells us that we're thumping good wizards, and capable ...

GREMLINS with Paul Gannon

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this special Christmas episode we will be bringing home something cuddly and benign, that is actually truly awful that will ruin Christmas for ever...

THE ROCKETEER (PART TWO) with Paul Gannon

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading back to the golden age of Hollywood, in order to give an actor's career a much needed boost, before he gets fired Yes, it's...

THE ROCKETEER (PART ONE) with Paul Gannon

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading back to the golden age of Hollywood, in order to give an actor's career a much needed boost, before he gets fired Yes, it's...

NO TIME TO DIE (PART TWO) with Chris Hewitt

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be walking on thin ice, when it comes to spoilers (there will be spoilers), while also driving to a town of secrets and burning pape...

NO TIME TO DIE (PART ONE) with Chris Hewitt

17 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be walking on thin ice, when it comes to spoilers (there will be spoilers), while also driving to a town of secrets and burning pape...

THE LAWNMOWER MAN (PART TWO) with Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We return to the future of the human brain, via VR, and armed chimps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE LAWNMOWER MAN (PART ONE) with Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas

12 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we head to the future of virtual reality - if your future looks like an Atari ST. Yes, it's Lawnmower Man.Joining me to arm a chimp are Dr. ...

THUNDERBALL (PART TWO) with Joel Morris

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Nassau for a spot of underwater swimming (well, more than just a spot to be honest, it's sort of an odyssey), and to get...

THUNDERBALL (PART ONE) with Joel Morris

18 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Nassau for a spot of underwater swimming (well, more than just a spot to be honest, it's sort of an odyssey), and to get...

HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be gaslighting an entire generation of Scottish immortals, and telling them they come from Space. Yes, it's Highlander II: The Quicken...

HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

04 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be gaslighting an entire generation of Scottish immortals, and telling them they come from Space. Yes, it's Highlander II: The Quicken...

TOMORROW NEVER DIES (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be finding out if fake news, and an invisible boat, can indeed start World War 3. Yes, it's Tomorrow Never Dies.Joining me for a night...

TOMORROW NEVER DIES (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

28 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be finding out if fake news, and an invisible boat, can indeed start World War 3. Yes, it's Tomorrow Never Dies.Joining me for a night...

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (PART TWO) with Charlie Higson

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading far east to indulge in some oriental escapades in order to try and find out just who has been taking too many capsules. Yes...

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (PART ONE) with Charlie Higson

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading far east to indulge in some oriental escapades in order to try and find out just who has been taking too many capsules. Yes...

RISING SUN (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading into the exciting world of international diplomacy, and discover just how you approach an international, diplomatic relatio...

RISING SUN (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading into the exciting world of international diplomacy, and discover just how you approach an international, diplomatic relatio...

MRS DOUBTFIRE (PART TWO) with Paul Litchfield (EPISODE 150!)

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this, the 150th EPISODE OF SMERSH POD, we'll be behaving like a weird, creepy sociopath, but with a heart of gold.Joining me to find out just where...

MRS. DOUBTFIRE (PART ONE) with Paul Litchfield

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be behaving like a weird, creepy sociopath, but with a heart of gold.Joining me to find out just where in England, Scotland actually i...

THE BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST (PART TWO) with Tilly Steele

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Slovetzia, to try and impress the President, who is a beast.Joining me to make it up as we go along, is actor Tilly Stee...

THE BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST (PART ONE) with Tilly Steele

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Slovetzia, to try and impress the President, who is a beast.Joining me to make it up as we go along, is actor Tilly Stee...

MAMMA MIA: HERE WE GO AGAIN (PART TWO) with Sarah Morgan

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here we go again! This week we'll be heading to Greece to travel in time and space.Joining me is comedy writer, and dancing queen, Sarah Morgan. Hoste...

MAMMA MIA: HERE WE GO AGAIN (PART ONE) with Sarah Morgan

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here we go again! This week we'll be heading to Greece to travel in time and space.Joining me is comedy writer, and dancing queen, Sarah Morgan. Hoste...

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (PART TWO) - With Paul Litchfield

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: One of our submarines in missing, and we're working together with a XXX agent to find out exactly who stole all the seamen. Yes, it's THE S...

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (PART ONE) with Paul Litchfield

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: One of our submarines in missing, and we're working together with a XXX agent to find out exactly who stole all the seamen. Yes, it's THE S...

THE PRESIDIO (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be hitting the mean streets of San Francisco to possibly solve a murder with our right thumb, while also dealing with personal baggage...

THE PRESIDIO (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be hitting the mean streets of San Francisco to possibly solve a murder with our right thumb, while also dealing with personal baggage...

SHERLOCK HOLMES IN NEW YORK (PART TWO) with Stephen Graham

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be donning deer stalkers, and heading to New York in 1901 to solve the crime of the century(s).Joining me to crack Moriarty's code is ...

SHERLOCK HOLMES IN NEW YORK (PART ONE) with Stephen Graham

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be donning deer stalkers, and heading to New York in 1901 to solve the crime of the century(s).Joining me to crack Moriarty's code is ...

OUTLAND (PART TWO) with Mitch Benn

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be in deep space to stop a space drug ring, play some space golf, and confirm that while no one can hear you scream, they can certai...

OUTLAND (PART ONE) with Mitch Benn

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be in deep space to stop a space drug ring, play some space golf, and confirm that while no one can hear you scream, they can certainl...

LICENCE TO KILL (PART TWO) with Steve Hall

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading on down Isthmus with revenge on our minds, and the villain, much like the victim, won't have a leg to stand on. Yes, it's L...

LICENCE TO KILL (PART ONE) with Steve Hall

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading on down Isthmus with revenge on our minds, and the villain, much like the victim, won't have a leg to stand on. Yes, it's L...

THE FOURTH PROTOCOL (PART TWO) with Alistair Petrie and Anthony Phillipson

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be wrapping up warm, and dipping a toe into the cold war, in order to find a bad Russian b*stard who's building a bomb. Yes, it's The ...

THE FOURTH PROTOCOL (PART ONE) with Alistair Petrie and Anthony Phillipson

18 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be wrapping up warm, and dipping a toe into the cold war, in order to find a bad Russian b*stard who's building a bomb. Yes, it's The ...

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE (PART TWO) with Neil Forsyth

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Istanbul to sleep with as many women as possible on behalf of Queen and country, while also retrieving a lector and foil...

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE (PART ONE) with Neil Forsyth

11 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Istanbul to sleep with as many women as possible on behalf of Queen and country, while also retrieving a lector and foil...

CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER (PART TWO) with Michael Spicer

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be using a computer to hunt for the world's greatest detective, utilising the world's worst EVERYTHING. Yes, it's Curse of the Pink Pa...

CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER (PART ONE) with Michael Spicer

04 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be using a computer to hunt for the world's greatest detective, utilising the world's worst EVERYTHING. Yes, it's Curse of the Pink Pa...

DR. NO (PART TWO) with Mark O'Connell

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Jamaica (of our own accord), to battle spiders, fight dragons, and try and stop a man who DOES take No for an answer.Joi...

DR. NO (PART ONE) with Mark O'Connell

27 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to Jamaica (of our own accord), to battle spiders, fight dragons, and try and stop a man who DOES take No for an answer....

THE ROCK (PART TWO) with Séamas O'Reilly

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be attempting the impossible: to enjoy a Michael Bay film, and escape from THE ROCKJoining me to whine about doing his best is writer ...

THE ROCK (PART ONE) with Séamas O'Reilly

19 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be attempting the impossible: to enjoy a Michael Bay film, and escape from THE ROCKJoining me to whine about doing his best is writer ...

SPECTRE (PART TWO) with David K. Barnes

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we FINALLY get the answers to the questions no one actually asked. Just who is behind the scenes pulling all the strings? What connects the ...

SPECTRE (PART ONE) with David K. Barnes

12 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we FINALLY get the answers to the questions no one actually asked. Just who is behind the scenes pulling all the strings? What connects the ...

THE AVENGERS (PART TWO) with Dan Thomas

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be chatting about the weather, picnicking with teddy bears, serving tea and macaroons on a London bus, and having a slice of massive t...

THE AVENGERS (PART ONE) with Dan Thomas

05 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be chatting about the weather, picnicking with teddy bears, serving tea and macaroons on a London bus, and having a slice of massive t...

MOONRAKER (PART TWO) with Sanjeev Kohli

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we head to space with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.Joining me for a cucumber sandwich, is comedian, actor and writer ...

MOONRAKER (PART ONE) with Sanjeev Kohli

28 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we head to space with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season. Joining me for a cucumber sandwich, is comedian, actor and writer...

THE UNTOUCHABLES (PART TWO) with Chris Hewitt

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we journey to 1930s Chicago to get Al Capone, while all time trying not to drink, sound too Irish, or be touched - Yes! It's The Untouchable...

THE UNTOUCHABLES (PART ONE) with Chris Hewitt

21 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we journey to 1930s Chicago to get Al Capone, while all time trying not to drink, sound too Irish, or be touched - Yes! It's The Untouchable...

SKYFALL (PART TWO) with Tom Neenan

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be trying to think on our sins, think about retirement planning, contemplate backing up our hard drives, and think about leaving our M...

SKYFALL (PART ONE) with Tom Neenan

14 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be trying to think on our sins, think about retirement planning, contemplate backing up our hard drives, and think about leaving our M...

MAMMA MIA! (PART TWO) with Sarah Morgan

08 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to the island, for a wedding and many, many funerals.Joining me to put some songs in a smiling headlock is comedy writer Sa...

MAMMA MIA! (PART ONE) with Sarah Morgan

07 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be heading to the island, for a wedding and many, many funerals.Joining me to put some songs in a smiling headlock is comedy writer Sa...

LIVE AND LET DIE (PART TWO) with JIM HOWICK

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, if we play our cards right, we'll be taking a trip to New York, to take in the sights, the sounds and the VOODOO. Yes, it's Live and Let Di...

LIVE AND LET DIE (PART ONE) with JIM HOWICK

31 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, if we play our cards right, we'll be taking a trip to New York, to take in the sights, the sounds and the VOODOO. Yes, it's Live and Let Di...

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (part two) with Tom Crowley

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be travelling to a galaxy far, far away to look for a lost map, a lost droid, and try and understand why, ultimately, we actually both...

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (part one) with Tom Crowley

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be travelling to a galaxy far, far away to look for a lost map, a lost droid, and try and understand why, ultimately, we actually both...

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN (part two) with Mark Gatiss

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be stocking up on Nick-Nacks, while supping Phoo-Yuck as we travel to the Far East with a bullet, to try and find just who is making a...

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN (part one) with Mark Gatiss

17 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be stocking up on Nick-Nacks, while supping Phoo-Yuck as we travel to the Far East with a bullet, to try and find just who is making a...

THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING (Part two) with Rufus Wright and Alistair Petrie

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we be travelling to Kafiristan, to see the sights, the polo, the sounds and maybe even take the whole place over. Yes, it’s The Man Who Wo...

THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING (Part one) with Rufus Wright and Alistair Petrie

10 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we be travelling to Kafiristan, to see the sights, the polo, the sounds and maybe even take the whole place over. Yes, it’s The Man Who Wo...

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS (Part two) with Samira Ahmed

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be learning to identify one end of a cello from another, while having a few optional extras installed at the height of the cold war....

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS (Part one) with Samira Ahmed

03 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be learning to identify one end of a cello from another, while having a few optional extras installed at the height of the cold war....

ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE (PART TWO) with Rosie Holt

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be talking about LOVE - well, arranged love for financial gains - and we'll have all the time in the world to chat about it - well, ...

ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE (PART ONE) with Rosie Holt

26 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be talking about LOVE - well, arranged love for financial gains - and we'll have all the time in the world to chat about it - well, ...

OCTOPUSSY (PART TWO) with Dan Tetsell

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be flying out of a pretend horse’s arse, stealing jewellery from angry Shakespearian actors, and leading an army of half-naked wom...

OCTOPUSSY (PART ONE) with Dan Tetsell

19 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ll be flying out of a pretend horse’s arse, stealing jewellery from angry Shakespearean actors, and leading an army of half-naked wom...

Goldfinger (Part Two) with Rufus Wright and Alistair Petrie

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be activating operation grand slam, as we throw our hats into the golden ring to chat about GOLDFINGER. And joining me to hang ar...

Goldfinger (Part One) with Rufus Wright and Alistair Petrie.

12 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we'll be activating operation grand slam, as we throw our hats into the golden ring to chat about GOLDFINGER. And joining me to hang ar...

A View to a Kill (Part Two) with Dan Thomas

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John is joined by Professional Welshman and comedian Dan Thomas to take a look at Roger's last Bond adventure. Part Two. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...