#150 - The East Coast Episode w/ The Basement Yard

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What happens when Smosh welcomes Frank and Joe from The Basement Yard?

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Shayne Topp 0:35
Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:37
And I'm Amanda. And we have two very special guests with us today. We have Frank and Joe from The Basement Yard.
Shayne Topp 0:43
That's right. Thanks for having us.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:44
So excited to have you guys here because it's the East Coast episode. Yeah. Not you.
Shayne Topp 0:50
Okay.
Joe Santagato 0:51
You get, yeah.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:52
The East Coast of Arizona.
Joe Santagato 0:53
Yeah. I don't even think that's right. Probably not.
Shayne Topp 0:56
Yeah, probably not. Phoenix, I think, is square in the middle.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:59
And you guys said that Boston was your favorite place.
Shayne Topp 1:01
No, that place sucks.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:02
That's what you guys said.
Shayne Topp 1:03
You guys have been talking shit all morning already.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:06
I haven't. No.
Shayne Topp 1:07
Frank has been talking a lot of shit.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:09
Frank's been crazy. I mean, really.
Shayne Topp 1:12
Well, first of all, you just need to ask him about- Not like what I watched. The clips are-
Joe Santagato 1:15
East Coasters love to like boast and shit on other places. Like a lot of like, if it's just like this place or that place, it's not a calm conversation. If you ask him about Philly, he'll go off about Philly. But like, I don't have an issue. No, I won't. Ask me about it. Do you like Philly? It's a bathroom. I think that's true. I think the streets were made to be like urinals.
Olivia Maher 1:43
I don't think I've ever been to Philly.
Joe Santagato 1:45
I've never been. I can see the light in your eyes still.

How do the hosts and guests roast East Coast cities and sports teams?

Joe Santagato 1:49
My soul is here. Jokes aside, Boston as a place, whatever. The people. That was the good part of this. All jokes aside. pretty bad.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:00
I thought a compliment was coming.
Joe Santagato 2:02
No, Boston has a place okay.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:04
You don't have to do it again.
Joe Santagato 2:05
The people have been very kind to us. The sports teams though.
Shayne Topp 2:08
Yeah, I agree with that. No, absolutely not. What? Of course I agree with that.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:12
The Red Sox are incredible.
Shayne Topp 2:14
They are dog water.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:16
Dog water is delicious.
Shayne Topp 2:17
I don't follow baseball, but
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:19
What was that? No. That's me defending any way that I can. Dog water is yummy. What? Continue the conversation. Okay.
Joe Santagato 2:27
I was going to say that I think that Boston, like, being in the city is like, it's a cool city. Yeah. I don't like the teams. No. Yeah, I don't like the teams. That's fine. It's okay, guys. I love the accent. I think it's the funniest accent I've ever heard. It is a very funny accent.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:38
You know what's weird is, like... I don't really have a big... So you're like fake from Boston. But my dad, don't you fucking dare.
Joe Santagato 2:47
You're gonna get fucking cut. Earlier she was like, oh yeah, I go back all the time. I'm like, how often? She's like, twice a year. I'm like, that's not all the time. That's a lot. That's a good amount to travel all the way across the country. Joe, that is a lot. What to you counts as a lot? Four times at least. Every Christmas.
Unknown 3:05
No, four times at least. Once a quarter.
Joe Santagato 3:07
Okay. That doesn't help your argument. If it's just for Christmas, it's like, all right. No, I know, I know, I know. You would go back more if you could.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 3:14
If I could, yeah. Yeah, it's just busy. And my dad has a very thick accent. Does he? Yes. It's very thick. Amanda, you know, there's so many things going on. So Netflix is a crazy place. So Pam and I finished Netflix. We finished it. I'm like, what does that mean? Is that your mom's name? No. Oh, okay, okay. That's my dad's wife. You're a former child? I'm a divorced child. You two?
Shayne Topp 3:41
All three of us, baby.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 3:43
Your parents love each other? Your parents love each other and you're from Arizona?
Yeah, that's right.
Shayne Topp 3:47
Fuck you. Being from Arizona is like, man, you lucky son of a bitch. You're from Arizona.
Joe Santagato 3:52
You're being shamed for your parents figuring it out.
Shayne Topp 3:54
How about this? Where are your grandparents? Basically dead. One set of grandparents are dead. The ones that were in Colorado. And then my grandparents who were in Tampa are both still alive. My grandpa's 91 or 92. It's getting crazy now. You said basically.

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