#133 - Our Biggest Confessions
episodePreviously titled “Our Biggest Confessions | Smosh Mouth 133” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Fuck.
How does the sponsorship by ZocDoc impact the episode?
Oh. I made like a bunch of beans last night. Oh my god. Really nice beans. Beans? Like a big old pot of beans. I love beans. Here we go. That's so fucking funny, Shane. That's really funny. ZocDoc. You guys fucking got this, baby. ZocDoc. ZocDoc. My love, ZocDoc. Here we go. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And today with us, our special guest, Spencer. Hey. Hey, Spencer. Dude. Dude, Shane, you're so fucking funny, man. What's up? Hey, Amanda. We have so much to talk about.
What exciting new segments are being introduced?
Hi, Spencer. And my funny to you didn't say anything about me. Your mom.
Spencer, you can't just say my mother. You can't.
What predictions have never been discussed before?
Seriously. You guys, should we talk about something? We have a lot to talk about today. Yes, thank you. I'm sure you remember two years ago we did an April Fool's episode where I had a big announcement. And this year we're talking big announcements over here. Amanda. You're back!
How does Shayne guess during the episode?
I'm back, I'm back. You're back! I was gone for a while, thank you, yeah. I'm back and lots of changes in my life. Talk about them. I'm feeling a little bloated today. Bloated of the breasts, nope. I'm permanently bloated. Spencer.
What reflections are made on the past year?
Two cans bloated. It's funny. Okay, so talk to us about the changes in your body. Yeah, since I have been gone, I have been eating so much. Same. Yeah? What are you eating, Spence? I'm trying to visit every single Chili's in North America. No way. I love Chili's. Let's get closer to the mic. I've been trying to visit every... Sorry, I'm not used to being in front of the camera. I've been trying to visit every single Chili's in North America. I love chilies. On the East Coast, we have chilies, but they actually serve fish. It's chilies, but... It's chilies, but fish. It's an East Coast thing. Dude, can you imagine if there was chilies, and then they set up an internet bar right next to it, so we can eat chilies and then go and play.
With the internet. And then have desktops. Honestly, that would actually be really amazing. Then I could be on the internet and with the chickens. Yeah, like you can play games all day, all night and then go and have some sampler platters and then go back and play games and like 24 hours, that'd be amazing. I would do that with a book. I'm reading Unlearning Gender and Dragons right now. Yeah, oh my God. Oh my God, that's by that guy who looks like, what's that guy from? Oh no, what's he from? Oh no, we're doing it again. That guy, you know who I'm talking about though. Amanda. You know who I'm talking about. Amanda, figure it out. Okay, seriously, he's the guy? Ed Norton. Yes! Ed Norton. It's Ed Norton. Ed Norton.
Yes. You knew that. You knew that. No, for sure. He's making it an anime. You're kind of like the Ed Norton of Smosh, Shane. Babe. Yeah, stop. You're fucking funny, Shane. You're so funny. And who does that make me? You're so fucking funny, Shane. You guys? You guys, who does that make me? You guys? Maybe sort of like the... Oh, like a little bit like Winona Ryder? Why would you be Winona? I don't know. Why would you be Winona? Someone told me I look like her one time. Why would you be Winona? I just want someone back on the east coast. Okay, welcome to the pod. That was a little just banter between us. We've got a big episode. Damn, I can't get over it. You think you're Winona Ryder? I didn't say that. I actually can't believe.
Do you know Stranger Things? You watch that? I watched the first two seasons.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:50
2
How does the sponsorship by ZocDoc impact the episode?
0:50–1:36
3
What exciting new segments are being introduced?
1:36–1:56
4
What predictions have never been discussed before?
1:56–2:17
5
How does Shayne guess during the episode?
2:17–2:42
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What reflections are made on the past year?
2:42–18:18
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What is the significance of the short film announcement?
18:18–21:15
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How do the hosts react to their growing audience?
21:15–1:05:23