Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, and she replies with a low, shh, listen. So we sat there, listening.
That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. What are you drinking? Fuck.
Chapter 2: How does the sponsorship by ZocDoc impact the episode?
Oh. I made like a bunch of beans last night. Oh my god. Really nice beans. Beans? Like a big old pot of beans. I love beans. Here we go. That's so fucking funny, Shane. That's really funny. ZocDoc. You guys fucking got this, baby. ZocDoc. ZocDoc. My love, ZocDoc. Here we go. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And today with us, our special guest, Spencer. Hey. Hey, Spencer. Dude.
Dude, Shane, you're so fucking funny, man. What's up? Hey, Amanda. We have so much to talk about.
Chapter 3: What exciting new segments are being introduced?
Hi, Spencer. And my funny to you didn't say anything about me. Your mom. Spencer, you can't just say my mother. You can't.
Chapter 4: What predictions have never been discussed before?
Seriously. You guys, should we talk about something? We have a lot to talk about today. Yes, thank you. I'm sure you remember two years ago we did an April Fool's episode where I had a big announcement. And this year we're talking big announcements over here. Amanda. You're back!
Chapter 5: How does Shayne guess during the episode?
I'm back, I'm back. You're back! I was gone for a while, thank you, yeah. I'm back and lots of changes in my life. Talk about them. I'm feeling a little bloated today. Bloated of the breasts, nope. I'm permanently bloated. Spencer.
Chapter 6: What reflections are made on the past year?
Two cans bloated. It's funny. Okay, so talk to us about the changes in your body. Yeah, since I have been gone, I have been eating so much. Same. Yeah? What are you eating, Spence? I'm trying to visit every single Chili's in North America. No way. I love Chili's. Let's get closer to the mic. I've been trying to visit every... Sorry, I'm not used to being in front of the camera.
I've been trying to visit every single Chili's in North America. I love chilies. On the East Coast, we have chilies, but they actually serve fish. It's chilies, but... It's chilies, but fish. It's an East Coast thing. Dude, can you imagine if there was chilies, and then they set up an internet bar right next to it, so we can eat chilies and then go and play. With the internet.
And then have desktops. Honestly, that would actually be really amazing. Then I could be on the internet and with the chickens. Yeah, like you can play games all day, all night and then go and have some sampler platters and then go back and play games and like 24 hours, that'd be amazing. I would do that with a book. I'm reading Unlearning Gender and Dragons right now. Yeah, oh my God.
Oh my God, that's by that guy who looks like, what's that guy from? Oh no, what's he from? Oh no, we're doing it again. That guy, you know who I'm talking about though. Amanda. You know who I'm talking about. Amanda, figure it out. Okay, seriously, he's the guy? Ed Norton. Yes! Ed Norton. It's Ed Norton. Ed Norton. Yes. You knew that. You knew that. No, for sure. He's making it an anime.
You're kind of like the Ed Norton of Smosh, Shane. Babe. Yeah, stop. You're fucking funny, Shane. You're so funny. And who does that make me? You're so fucking funny, Shane. You guys? You guys, who does that make me? You guys? Maybe sort of like the... Oh, like a little bit like Winona Ryder? Why would you be Winona? I don't know. Why would you be Winona?
Someone told me I look like her one time. Why would you be Winona? I just want someone back on the east coast. Okay, welcome to the pod. That was a little just banter between us. We've got a big episode. Damn, I can't get over it. You think you're Winona Ryder? I didn't say that. I actually can't believe. Do you know Stranger Things? You watch that? I watched the first two seasons. Okay.
And I don't know. I could not keep with it. It's the best show ever. And I just could not get into it. There was something off about it. What was off about it? I don't... Okay, we're trying to get Amanda to watch TV this year. And, um... I think it's gonna be a good journey for you. I think it'll be good for you. Spence, you good? I'm just imagining her watching TV.
I can't imagine you watching TV. You probably have one of those DVD cassettes. I love DVD cassettes. Of course you do. I had so many DVD, because you know what? Actually, growing up, on the East Coast, I had so many DVD cassettes, and we would put them in all the time. And, Sleepless in Seattle. I've never seen that. That's a good one. You've never seen Sleepless in Seattle? That's a good one.
Serendipity, that's a good one. I've never seen that. It is one of my top 15 favorite movies I've ever seen. I bet your favorite movie is You've Got Mail. I love You've Got Mail. Of course. I love Love Actually, Love Actually. Yeah. Okay, but what's your favorite anime? Shane. Shane, I don't watch. Do you even fucking watch anime? Actually, I've never seen an anime. I don't know. I don't know.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the short film announcement?
And my sister, I actually... Okay, so my sister's husband... Um, he actually went to college, um, near DC in Boston. Uh-huh. And he told me that he had been to DC and there are like a lot of, a lot of people are in DC. Yeah. A lot of people are in DC. I thought I was the only Chinese person in DC. So I actually have a very, it's like a, I like have a connection.
I have like a lot of DC connections. Yeah. Okay, so you're going to be more Chinese for one million subscribers. I'm going to be more Chinese. Oh, guys, look. What? I got a voicemail from Courtney. Oh, my God. I'm going to listen to it. Right now? Yeah. Okay. Hey, Shane.
I know you're busy probably filming Reddit stories or recording a ZocDoc ad or some stupid shit like that, but I'm just calling because I think you did that thing again last night where you sleepwalked and take protein powder into the bathroom to eat raw. That's so fucking funny, Shane. As you sit on the toilet.
I don't understand why we can't work this out with your therapist, but I'm really getting stressed out because now there's protein powder all over the toilet seat. Okay, please call me back. Please call me back. Thank you. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Do you ever just feel like your wife's a bitch? She's nagging you for stupid shit. Like, you have to. She made that up, right? I wouldn't do that.
You would never do that, Shane. I've, like, known you for so long. And we're going to cut that, right? Because we should be talking about, like, the Smosh cast and stuff and, like, hitting one million subscribers. But, like, I would, like, I don't use protein powder. This is all beans and stuff. Selena. Selena, we're gonna cut that. Selena, we're gonna cut that, right? Yeah, yeah.
Okay, to my hear-me-out, um... Dude, I will never put her in Flip 7 again if you just tell me. You just tell me, and I won't ever... I have one. I have one. You have a hot taker. What is it? I have a hear-me-out. I can't believe that. Like, we're cutting that. Yeah, what's it? Okay. Okay, my hear-me-out. Um, so... He is... God, what is his name? Oh, God. Um... What is his name?
He's the one... You know who I'm talking about, though. You know who I'm talking about, though. You give me no clues to start from. So, like, just any clue. Okay, well, he has... He's the guy from that... He's in that movie. Spencer Smith. He has... You gotta move on. It's not the original one. It's the second or third one that they made. And it's not... Okay, so there's the...
There's Mark Ruffalo. It's not Mark Ruffalo. It's not Mark Ruffalo, but he's the one before Mark Ruffalo. Before in what?
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts react to their growing audience?
In what context before? In the movie. What movie? It's not... Eric Bana. It's Eric Bana. That's my Hear Me Out. Of course. Spence, do you have a Hear Me Out? Yeah, easy. Bunny from Zootopia. That's a good one. Honestly, I would have guessed Shania Twain for you. I love Shania Twain. I'm just getting into her music. I love her. I'm just getting into her music. Really?
Growing up, we listened to Shania Twain all the time. Yes. I'm getting into that. I'm getting into iTunes. iTunes. That is exciting. No, it's like Court's showing me some stuff. I love iTunes. Court's showing you some stuff. Literally. Yeah, and we had a lot of listeners on our last episode. We were talking about... The app, the News Today app. Yes, she's showing me People.com.
Yes, the People.com app. It's crazy. Okay. Is this what you guys do on Smosh Moms? Just talk about... Spencer, yes. Stupid shit. Okay, Spencer, what are things... Letterboxd. Love Letterboxd. I do love Letterboxd. What movie did you just see recently? Tampopo. It's really a fun movie. And you saw... Yeah. It's about a Japanese ramen shop. Ramen? Have you ever had that? I've had ramen. Yeah? Yeah.
Did you have any weird cravings? After having a baby? Yes. I had so many cauliflower crust. Ew! Love. It's actually really good. And it is super low calorie. And they say you are supposed to eat it because it helps the babies. It helps their stool be a little more firm. Ew! And so I was eating so much cauliflower crust because I was like, I want my baby's stool to be firm.
Wait, the baby was pooping inside of your stomach? Yeah, the baby actually poops. Okay, wait. We're going to talk about this. Ew. Okay, we're going to spin the wheel and learn about where the baby poops. Six. Where does the baby poop in your stomach? Six. So it's actually in a sack inside of me and I am eating.
And so the baby is actually eating through the nutrients that I eat through the umbilical cord. And the food goes in and then the baby has to shit. Where does it go? It goes inside of me. So you're just a belly full of shit? Well, I mean, Spencer. That's disgusting. It's not. It's actually not disgusting. Dude, that is disgusting. And one of the songs on the album is all about that.
It is all about Shane. You're so mean to me. You are so mean to me. Everyone keeps saying this year on Smash Mouth that I'm mean to you. It's crazy. I'm not. I'm not. Shane's the nicest person in the world. You'll see it in the short. You'll see it in the short. Okay, it's time we play some games. Just kidding. Yes, finally, games. Yes. Spence, what do you want to do? What do I want to do?
Oh, my God. Should we Moose Master, Flip 7? What do you? Sorry. You have two babies? There's two? There's two under there. There's two baby Coles, but we just named them both Cole. Okay. Whoa, that's your big announcement on today's episode? You have twins and they're both named Cole? And you're not wearing any shoes. Amanda's not wearing any shoes. Amanda's not wearing any shoes.
After you get back from childbirth, your feet are bloated and no one talks about that. Ew! It is not gross. Hey, so my mom told me that after you give birth, the mother's poop is really watery for two months. It's true. It's mostly water. I read that in a book. I'm reading this book about Kony 2012. I'm reading this book.
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