Smut up and take me to dinner.
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Church- She was Eve in the garden of darness and I was the snake who devoured her.
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Church by KG Ruess. Come listen to this high school reverse harem at an asylum. Each male character has a mental illness that will entice you. Want to...
Leather and Lark- blunder barbie and budget batman
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
are you ready for the second installment in a serial killer romcom!? Your welcome
What a dick , he is lucky it's a really fucking nice one - Molly H.D. Carlton
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Where's Molly by HD. Carlton.
Maybe i could blame some of the books i read they'd undoubtedly given me a penchant for men draped in red flags - Clandestine Games -
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Clandestine Games by Madilyn Derose. This horror erotica book is full of murdery rape.
Judge not and he shall not be judge - The book of Claw
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the taboo Book of Clay by Tierney Eddy. This steamy story follows a LDS Bishop as he falls for one of the members of his n...
Germaphobe
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Germaphobe by Callie Moss
I had never seen such an amount of blood flow from a body before, i wonder if she would mind terribly if i stuck my dick inside of her - Bones by Yolanda Olsen
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Bones by Yolanda Olson. Hope you are ready for another dead baby book.
Morning After Syndrome - The Naughty List
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing The Naughty List by Jade West. This story runs through a large number of kinks as the main character explores her sexuali...
Never trust someone with poor taste in books - Dark Romeo
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing My Dark Romeo by Parker Huntington. A Romeo and Juliet themed love story.
I've been stalked abducted & now i belong to an alien all by the time i am 30 - Draco
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing another Alien porn we found. Draco by Hattie Jacks and Alien Warrior Romance. Get ready for forked tongues scale covered s...
You will only be able to crawl as far as my chains will allow - The Sacrafice
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the Sacrifice by Shantelle Tessier. This secret society BDSM story is a standalone that continues the story from The Ritua...
Don't tell her you love her during a blow job, you fucking loser- Icebreaker
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Icebreaker by Hanna Grace. This rom com of frienemies turned lovers between an ice skater and the hockey captain was better...
LOCKIE - OBSESSED BY JOLIE VINES
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Obsessed the first book in the wild mountain scouts series by Jolie Vines. This steamy broody new neighbor is just what our...
Good Girl- What is it about thoser words that universily destroy panties - Pucking Wrong #
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Pucking Wrong Number by C.R. Jane. Incredible slow burn stalker hockey drama.
In this fairy tale he catches his princess and does very very filthy things to her- Cinderella Trilogy
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the Cinderelle Trilogy by K. Webster.
66. Did you just propose on a napkin with a ring you stuffed in a guys eye hole? - Butcher & Blackbird
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Butcher and Blackbird by Brynne Weaver. This Serial Killer romance was hilarious start to finish. We hope you enjoy.
65. Being a pillow i don't have the virginity hang ups that most people do - Stuffed by Sylvia Morrow
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Stuffed by Sylvia Morrow. This short story is about a woman who's pillow falls in love with her and turns into a man. T...
64. I'm fucking my brother while he fucks our pregnant sister - Unruly by K. Webster
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the next chapter in the Wild Family by K Webtser. This book is the picks up at the crazy cliffhanger that Untamed left us a...
63. Your my demon, im your devil and i will keep you chained in hell forever - Sinner by Shantelle Tessier
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Sinner by Shantelle Tessier. This intense BDSM Secret Society story will keep you hooked until the very end.
62.I stumbled on to a penis convention, big penis, small penis, fat penis, and penis shaped penises - The Deal by Elle Kennedy
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing a light and sweet college romance.
61. Is it so wrong i want to sleep w/ my foster son? Shift of Morals - K Webster
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing a male on male paranormal shifter story.
60.-Deliverance for Amelia - Bonny Capps
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Deliverence for Amelia- a very dark erotic story about a contract killer and his biggest obsession.
All i need are my siblings - Untamed by K Webster
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the 3rd book in the Wild World from K Webster. This continuation of the taboo Alaskan wilderness family was impossible to ...
58. I am destined for hell but her pussy is heaven - Hitched by Lauren Biel
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Hitched by Lauren Biel. This forced proximity dark romance is about an escaped convict and the woman naive enough to pick h...
57. You can never have non consensual sex if you consent to everything - Forbidden series by CD. Reiss
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the forbidde series by C.D. Reiss in all of it's psych ward Shibari glory.
56. My New Favorite english words Cock, Pussy and Fuck - Uncivilized by Sawyer Bennet
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Uncivilized by Sawyer Bennet.
55. You have touched more dead men than living men- Twisted Devotion by Poppy St. John.
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Twisted Devotion by Poppy St. John, i mild stalker primal story.
54. Gay for Pay - For the Fans by Nyla K
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing this steamy male on male story For the Fans by Nyla K. First book we have found so far that dives into the world of Onlyfa...
53.No one has to know -Hale by K webster
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Hale by K Webster from the banned book list. This incredibly spicy taboo incest book will keep you enthralled through the f...
1 Year update !!!!!!
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How has it already been a year, how the time has flown by. This episode we will talk about what has changed in the last year, our reading style, kink...
52. Pussy Posse- Pucking Around by Emily Rath.
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Pucking around by Emily Rath. This hockey MMFM is amazing and hilarious.
51.My Cub My Step-Sister, Kendall - Primal By Eva Marks
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Prima by Eva Marks, a pseudo - incest taboo wild story. We haven't done one with primal play in a while and we forgot ...
50. Our lover brings his wife up to meet us, so we feed them food you just fucked me with -27 weeks HJ Stallard
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing 27 weeks by HJ Stallard. This Stockholms Syndrome thruple is a bit of a wild ride and completely worth the ride.
49.This alien is eating my pussy like a champ. Ice Planet Barbarian
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Ice Planet Barbarian by Ruby Dixon. BEST ALIEN PORN SO FAR!!!
48. Choke on his cock some more, you should have been a good mother. Dolly Measha Stone
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Dolly by Maesha Stone, a fever dream revenge rampage by a kidnapped cop and a woman who had been sold into it.
47. You two are a disaster. It doesn't matter it's beautiful - Beautiful Disaster by Jaime Mcguire
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Beautiful Disaster by Jaime Mcguire Also bonus review of the newly released Movie.
46. What the fuck is Figging - Lark Emma Cole
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Lark by Emma Cole. A different kind of sex trafficking book with more explicit BDSM than anything we have read to date. W...
45. Fuck Kyle - Sicko
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Sicko by Amo Jones. This Secret Society, MC Crossover take down of a sex trafficing ring will have you hocked through the ...
44. I married the preacher to run from the Anti-Christ. Anti Christ by Amo Jones
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Anti-Christ by Amo Jones. We found another Secret Society/ MC cross over with heavy religious cult undertones. We hope you...
43. Their is beauty in Havoc, peace in chaos. Wisdom in Anarchy - Havoc at Prescott High.
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Havoc at Prescott High by C.M. Stunich. A story about a small time high school gang that grows into something quite a bit ...
42.I will seduce her, i will breed her and then she will die as tradition dictates-Trapping his Queen
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we will be reviewing Trapping his Queen (Petrov Legacy) by Selena Michael's. Come check out this MC/ Bratva crossover, with an incredib...
41. I was born ruined .Death by Daybreak MC Series by C.M. Stunich
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing The Death By Daybreaker series by C.M. Stunich. Hope you are ready for a MC club vs Mafia book.
40. After 3 weeks of surviving the bowels of hell with this man i realize that i don't even know how to process life beyond our nightmare. - Still Beating
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Still Beating by Jennifer Hartmann. Talk about a traumatic enemies to lovers tale.
39 I will wait forever if i have to. - Pen Pal by J.T. Geissinger
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Pen Pal by J.T. Geissinger. This unexpectedly entrancing story will keep you guessing until at least 75%. This is one...
38. When have we ever been able to let go of the things that hurt us most. Does it Hurt - H.D. Carlton
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Does it Hurt by H.D. Carlton. Hope you are ready for an incredibly smutty thrilling mystery.... + some incredibly hot...
37. Just keep swimming - It ends with us - Colleen hoover
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This month we are doing a Book Tok made me do it. To start the month off we are reviewing Colleen Hoovers It Ends With Us and It Starts With Us ...
36. Unexpectedly erotic nightmare - Nefarious Yolanda Olsen
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Nefarious by Yolanda Olsen. This very short incredibly dark book is overflowing with triggers. If you want a short da...
35. May the holy fire of Zaron cleanse you! - Anointed by Charity B
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week continuing our religious theme we are reviewing Anointed by Charity B. This book centers around a cult and and a member that is cast o...
34. Just one taste, god wouldn't punish me for just one taste - Priest
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Priest by Sierra Simone. Ready for some dirty priest sex.
33. You call out God's name one more time while im between your legs even he won't be able to save you, little lamb. - Heartless Heathens
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Heartless Heathens by Santana Knox. This is staring out our religious Kink month strong in a post apocalyptical world...
32. Not the right kind of love- Torment by Dylan Page
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing one of our favorite books this week Torment (The bleeding hearts series) by Dylan Page. A traumatic Psuedo-Incest MC ...
31- When i just think about her & me out here alone it all makes perfect sense a taboo fantasy come to life- Wild & Free - K Webster
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Wild and Free by K. Webster. This is two seperate books, they were sold together as one and we were able to review to...
30. Mom's getting a boob job, and u didn't get a Porsche but apparently you became gay. WTF. Dad? Call Me. - Guy in the Window by Cara Dee
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing this steamy Male on Male age gap psuedo-incest Guy in the Window by Cara Dee.
29 - Plaything by November Sweets
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we will be reviewing Plaything by November Sweets. Hope you are ready for sex school and high class hookers a month long contract for...
28. I've realized the lines have blurred and the rules become easy to break. One of them has me, one of them wants me, and the other one will keep me.- Credence
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Credence by Penelope Douglas . This pseudo incest age gap gem was an amazing read. Are you ready to go down this rabbit h...
27. The broke, homeless single mom- Broke Down Trilogy by Sharan Daire.
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the Broke Down Trilogy (Over the top possessive alpha harem) by Sharan Daire. A pretty woman style fantasy for single moms....
26. You are enough. - Through his eyes
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Through his Eyes by Nikki ash. This Sappy love story has a very happy ending for a emotionally abused single mom.
25. I just kissed my dad's best friend.... and he's really not too happy about it - Christmas with dad's best friend.
11 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Christmas with dad's best friend. The least Christmas-y book we have read with Christmas in the title. Age gap, forbi...
24. Cowboy porn with a frown - Heartless Elsie Silver
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are starting our "Happy" Month reviewing Heartless by Elsie Silver. This amazingly cute slow burn cowboy porn is difficult to put d...
23. I should warn you that this next part is what most people would consider to be gross or appalling. Consider this your goddamn trigger warning. - Dead Inside
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks episode we are reviewing Dead Inside by Chandler Morrison. This is the final book for this months taboo kinks that we hadn't previ...
22. No means nothing in this place. - Snuff, Bonnie Capps
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Snuff by Bonnie Capps. Are you ready to snuff films? This one is full of torture and gore and Stockholm Syndrom...
21. As long as they stay in their boy band basement and stay out of my room.- Viscous Kitten (insatiable series)
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are finishing the Insatiable Series. Book three Viscous Kitten. If you are interested in taboo kinks and fetishes' this is the series for...
20. I need a good dicking! Really!! Fucking!! Bad!!!- Insatiable Kitten (insatiable series)
06 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Insatiable series, this one we have to break into two parts because there were so many kinds to talk about. We hope y...
19.How is everyone of them taller than six feet? I've been reading too many smut books lately - Scream for Us.
30 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Scream for Us by Molly Doyle in honor of Halloween. Come check out this fever dream made entirely of spank bank material th...
18 - Monsters at Prodigum Academy
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the hilarious series Monsters (Prodigium Academy)by Katie May
17. Im only 17, yet the fate of the world is on my shoulder's. Will i be able to find my anchors to help me - Trying To Live With The Dead (The Veil Diaries Book 1)
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing the The Veil Diaries Book 1 (Trying To Live With The Dead) This week our format is a bit different since only one of us rea...
16.Sunday Morning dick kisses and a belly full of lust are way better than a Karen- Succubus Soccer Mom
09 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Succubus Soccer Mom by Jacquelyn Faye.
15. Only someone pure could take power of the deadly sins and use them for good. - Seven sins of Snow.
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Seven Sins of Snow by Loxley Savage. This final Disney crossover is a version of Snow White but the seven dwar...
14. I wonder... would you kneel if i told you to? - Learn My Lesson.
24 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Learn my Lesson by Katee Robert. This BDSM story revolves around Hades, Meg and Hercules MMF relationship.
13. The only question remains is whether you will bend the knee- Desperate Measures
24 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This review is for Desperate Measures by Katee Robert. What if instead of prince Ali saving Jasmine from Jafar it's the other way around? ...
12. For anyone who has been the villain in someone else's story - Hooked.
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Hooked by Emily Mcintine a story about Hood and Wendy falling in love but not a retelling of Peter Pan. Full of tort...
11. Time for Tea! - Sick Fux
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tick Tock.. Tick Tock... Tick Tock. I don't like my birthday present, Rabbit... It hurts... help me... take me away, down the rabbit hole, to wonderla...
10. Time passes by you like a bullet in fear gives you the excuses your craving to not do the things you know that you should - Birthday Girl
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are reviewing Birthday Girl By Penelope Douglas.
9. If you can't choose then we won't make you - Gravity
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When the most important person in your life, your other half dies, your whole life changes. I wasn’t expecting to fall in love with him or his fathe...
8. My husband just slept with our daughters boyfriend... WTF just happened!?- Push/pull
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys,this week we will be reviewing Push and Pull(book2) by Nyla K. Hope you ready for one of the spiciest MM/MMF story you've ever read?? Oh did ...
7. Screw you Justin, your dad does it better- Daddy's Angel K.A. Knight
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, ready for some daddy kink? "Yes Daddy! Give it to me!" Some of the hottest sex scenes we've read so far.
6. I Vow, You Vow, We vow.
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our Review for The Ritual by Shantel Tessier. A lord takes his oath seriously he is a leader, believer of order and knows what to rule, is a dei...
5. I'm seeking my monster in the darkness. -Bait.
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you ask the monster from your dreams to play out your wildest fantasies? This episode we dive into the world of forced sex fantasies...
4. What would it take for you to fall for your abuser?- Untouchable
17 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready to question where your lines are drawn morally? How far is too far? What is forgivable?
3. Tell me, Adeline, would you run from me if I made you mine?- Part 2 Hunting Adeline
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I was raped because I stuck up for another girl. I have to train to be a sex slave. Will Z find me before I'm sold?
2. Cat got your tongue, little mouse?- Haunting Adeline
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
He stands outside my window, he can get inside my house, he leaves me roses... I'm frightened but I'm also falling for him and I don't even know him.&...
1.0 - I think I'm in love. Do you think she would shoot me if I ask?- Den of Vipers
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, here on Episode 1 we are reviewing Den of Vipers. We will go over all the juicy details, characters, story lines, kinks, spoiler alerts and ...
Introduction
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Smut up and take me to dinner. This is an introduction on what our podcast will be and a little about us. Hope you enjoy!