The Soper & Brown Show Podcast
Episodes
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 22: You are not the father
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
1 full year of Soper & Brown Podcasts and we do thank you for the support. Maury, after 30 years, is wrapping up. We call off the search for Josie...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 21: Property Lovers
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If we put Carl in a zoo would you pay to see him? Disney on Ice review from Soper. Movie snacks are debated. A St Patricks day college party has Carl ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 18: Cotton Eye Joe
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I think I can still hear it in my brain. Eric and Chase attempt to go the distance in WWYD for a $1000 contest number 2. We talk Daniel and Canada's G...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 17: Dino-Style
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In another round of things you never thought about: how did dinosaurs procreate? Carl Brown the science guy digs in. Dorito's shrinkage, you hate to s...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 16: Chowder Boy
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper gets a soup lesson from Chowder Brown. The iHeart playlist is live and we want you to spam the hell out of this thing. Good chat about our frien...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 15: For the Bad Guy
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Big loss in the world of wrestling as Scott Hall/Razor Ramon passed away Monday night. Soper dips his balls in Soy sauce. The origin of the Kars for K...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 14: Un-Retired
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Brady was retired for 40 days. A Camel wreaked havoc in Tennessee. Soper saw twins up close. Carl's weekend with his mom. Concept #2 for WWYD for ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 11: Weekend at the Beach
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Busy Friday show as filled Ryan from Hamilton's car with sand in round 1 of What Would you do for $1000. We recapped our doors vs wheels tour of the W...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 10: Soper ruins a sandwich
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Grumpy right? Soper ruins a sandwich. Wheels vs Doors - the debate rages. Carl throws his dishwasher pods in loose and apparently this is insane ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 9: Happy Burgoyne Bill day!
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today is the day. We set a calendar reminder 1 full year ago. Some mystic snow pants, the changing of seasons and 1 incredible man's journey across a ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 8: The birthday boy and Tito Santana
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What are the odds? Both Soper and HTZ nation member Chad got Carl the same cameo for his bday. Lots of content around Mr Brown as he flips the calenda...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 7: 300lb Baby
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WWYD for $1000 launches and we introduce the first concept. Rock Search is back in a big way. Newark Brewing is pairing with HTZ FM to create a beer. ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 4: John Goodman as a hat
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our pal Bill from the states sent us a link about an adult web company who've added a very unique perk to the workplace. Soper's cat gets an offer tha...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 3: The Government will not text you
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper and Brown have a look into a text message scam that's targeting Ontario residents looking for their license plate sticker refund. Loud sex compl...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 2: Bean Bag
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper and Brown take a deep dive into a wild video from Cambridge. Car crashes, nudity, angry dogs, snow tackles - it has everything. Matt gets cursed...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 1: The Playlist
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We have got a challenge for HTZ nation. Soper and Brown have been tasked with creating a playlist that represents the show. The birds are making it pe...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 28: Altoona Style
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Back in November there was a truck full of condoms stolen in Ontario. Is some of the "product" finally making it's way to the street? Soper applies to...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 25: Matt gets the Wiggles
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper can't shake the Wiggles. We talk about Bruno and Carl gets to figure out why we don't talk about Bruno. Hank the Tank is actually Hank the Tanks...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 24: Chip Challenge hangover
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fallout from yesterdays chip challenge continues. Woman in Atlanta has quit her gig to breast feed her body building boyfriend. $1800 to stay off soci...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 23: Hank the Tank rolls on
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Carl's large bear son continues to wreak havoc in California. Osheaga line up gets announced. What is your 3 song stripper set? The 2 dumbest radio me...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 22: 2'sday at the zoo
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Look, if you climb into the tiger enclosure we no longer feel sympathy for you. Figure it out. A frozen penis at the Big Jim games. Have we been censo...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 18: The Walk Out
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the 2 yr anniversary of the S&B show we might have the first legitimate fight between the boys. A neighbor dispute gets toothy. A fast and the ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 17: 10 Squares
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We examined toilet paper usage from across HTZ nation. More Deep Purple and Black Keys giveaways. The Queen emerges (strategically). Grandma's house f...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 16: West Virginia stand up!
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Digital toilet paper square counter. Are we wasting squares? Tootzies does an absolute bang up job to wrap up our Super Bowl bet. Tyler was a great sp...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 15: Penis Cap Bandit
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hell of a discovery for Mr Brown this morning as the cap on his rear passenger tire had been replaced. Things not to hand the cops after a DUI. Fake I...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 14: Romance at Denny's
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Moons over My hammy and and marital vows, a beautiful thing, We chat with Tyler and Jordan about Sunday's game and the ramifications - Tootzies bound ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 11: Encourage the Macaques
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A monkey forest in the UK gets creative for mating season. We name a "you f'd up" winner. Great clip it this week. Joey/Adam spin zone. A chat with ou...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 10: Shanties up, Panties down
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hudson, Ohio is where ice fishing and sex work meet apparently. We may have our winner in the you f'd up contest. Did any of you steal a fire truck th...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 9: Save the Guitar!
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More of your you f*^k'd up stories including a mishap with a VCR and some misplacing their priorities as a train approaches. Best things to drink/conv...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 8: Petrified Pizza
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We venture into the oft ignored communal fridge in the staff kitchen and finally reveal the stiff pizza within. We've adopted a Beverly. The worst buy...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 7: Let's see her!
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I thought the Queen was into her new phase by now? Did we get a legitimate interruption from the HTZ ghost? Rotten eggs for Jeff. Mattress Mack's big ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 4: It starts with the Penguins...
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Big Jim opening ceremonies took place this morning. Syracuse zoo brings controversy. Clip it, Machine as per usual. Is moguls the pomegranate of winte...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 3: Jeff's Big Boat
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We keep an eye on the winter weather throughout Niagara this morning. Jeff got a new boat and it's big. Dog's are very perceptive creatures. Most ball...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 2: My Lobster's shadow
02 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Forget a groundhog, you roll out whatever creature you want today, it's winter and there's more coming. Soy Boy Brown is attacked for his views. Tin F...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 1: Size Discrepancy
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A real 2 banana Tuesday on the S&B show. Some very revealing photo's showing Matt's true size. We hear details from Father Ryan. The Start of a Su...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 31: Fighting Spirit
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by St Catharines own Jasmine Jasudovicious who won her UFC debut last week in Anaheim. Soper feels done dirty by the new promo sho...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 28: D-List Interviews
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We hear from a huge guest. Celery predictions for championship weekend. Some soccer Canada talk, some Rumble thoughts. A Machine revelation. Parking i...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 27: Brown on the Run
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper somehow left the house with both pairs of keys this morning. One issue - his wife needs to leave for work at 830am. Send the Brown! Convoy makes...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 26: Leaky Pipes
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Soper's have to call in a professional. Carl has brought his N64 to the office and it's the talk of the town. The Aussie Open looks like a party. ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 25: Sloppy Jim's
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What do you want to see in a vending machine? Soper heads into the lab with some audio. We chat with Liz from Buffalo about her upcoming arrival (and ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 24: Ditch Swimming
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Monkeys on the loose. Potato highway is frozen. The Bills...oh you poor Bills. A cake vending machine reviewed. Does Carl like to go swimming? How did...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 21: Bat Outta Hell
21 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Unfortunate news this morning as Meat Loaf passed away at age 74. S&B pay a bit of tribute. NFL playoffs week 2 celery predictions. Steady hand So...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 20: Rolling on your Spouse
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Theft is theft but we delve into the absolute depths to discover one of the scummiest crimes we've covered on the S&B show. Finland pizza. Which S...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 19: Potato DNA Test
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is that truly a potato? Maury, lets see the results. Flash Freeze warning for Niagara, that's a new one. Marshall takes a bump but we learn something ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 18: Need a push?
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss their adventures in the snow. Getting into work yesterday was way easier than getting home. Both Tim from CKTB and Ash needed pushes ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 17: Snow Day
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper & Brown made it into work with a little shoveling and a lot of Subaru. What a wild day. The Celery went 5/5 over the weekend, can we pull of...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 14: Throwing Stalks
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time once again to reach into the vegetable crisper for our NFL playoff prognostications. Should players take Viagra before this weekends games? ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 13: Peanut
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"hello 911? Yes, I'd like to order a porno". The Soper's go to Antipasto. We get donuts and dunkaroos delivered by our friend Sam. Mr Noodle sandwich ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 12: Toot, Scoot & Boogie
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Soper gets crop dusted. Random beer containers, examined. We hear from Carl's sister on the Machine. Was there live sex at the Panthers game last nigh...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 11: Hungry Boys
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alternative fry dips, trips to Antipasto, the dessert case, elite sandwiches. If you don't listen to this and then eat your feeling your a better man ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 10: Is this your Pad Thai?
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob Saget news off the hop. A wild NFL weekend sets up the playoffs. The boys have a photo shoot scheduled for tomorrow. The final Movember numbers ro...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 7: Old fashioned for the dogs
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More bad sports parent behavior. Top 5 Timbit flavors discussed and dissected. Betty White pizza tribute. What did your sibling torture you with? Carl...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 6: Gimme those pants
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
An attempted pants'ing of an on court official leads to some gold. Local take out favs, hit us up! When do the Christmas decorations need to come off ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 5: Like house flipping but for nerds
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Carl is looking to sell a piece of his personal wrestling collection. For profit? No. The Fart Jar game is a dangerous business, not a long term thing...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 4: The one where the Soper's get an air fryer
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're ready to be back and not a day too soon says Carl's wife. Boys are back after 2 weeks off. All their plans? Cancelled. Underwear total is in. Pa...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 23: Christmas Traditions
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use y...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 22: A year in review
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use y...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 21: Drafts & Lists
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use y...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 20: r/askreddit
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use y...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 17: Season 2 Finale
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dink of the Year, last round of bust our balls, your questions, the Clippy's and of course; the Machine-y's. Our year end countdown show. Special edit...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 16: Silent Macho Night
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carl's odometer rolls over into a "nice" position. Urban Meyer can suck a butt. Horn update and improvements. Silent Macho Night. More open mic, ball ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 15: Space Truckin
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How do Soper & Brown really feel about the morning banger? Pull the curtain back with us. We go Space Truckin. We got your horns and more best of ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 14: Little Ornery
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soper struggles with the politics of parenting (mostly other parents). Carl's weird Machine blurbs get reviewed. More "best of" audio and a preview of...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 13: Recovery Room Pals
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tough Sunday for Hamilton(s) both CFL and F1 related. Mustard cars of Cleveland. Hiccup again and you don't stop. Carl visits a local watering hole. 2...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 10: Live at the Great Holiday Food Drive
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live on location today with the Great Holiday Food Drive. The 17th Annual but really the first for Soper & Brown. Tons of guests and live stuff + ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 9: Strips & Guacamole
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What are you weirdo's dipping in? Serious question. Scholastic book fair schemes and the payoff. 444 Christmas trees - got room for 25 more? Soper &am...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 8: A Violent Season
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's really the only time of year when all the boys are back in town! It makes the case for itself. Beer on the Christmas tree. Marshall clears the ai...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 7: The boy drew what?
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We get picture evidence of Marshall's "art work". Definitely up for debate. A windy night in Buffalo. Family Feud round 2. Chances to Bust our Balls. ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 6: Steamy Boy
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When the doorbell rings you really don't know what you might get. Congrats to the Ti-Cats. Carl finally saw Ghostbusters. Do you have a tree in the be...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 3: Dog Squeaker
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sorry, Marshall is drawing what at school? The boys get the underwear purchase that will push things over the edge. Joey attempts a burp. Where wo...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 2: Wrapped
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did this 90 day fiancé girl steal our bit? And no cut for the boys? We talk to Carl's friend Jess about her 7 Christmas Trees. What's on your w...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 1: Manatee Rider
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The size queen found her proper Christmas bush. Is 7 trees overkill? Feels like it. Snowbound at the pub? Could be worse. The Fart Jar comes home. And...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 30: Sugar Sludge
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soper hasn't seen Shawshank Redemption. And he's not the only one on the HTZ staff. Matt has a nosey neighbor or his cat is a nuisance, you be the jud...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 25: Puckered
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
F bomb or really close call? You decide. Carl sucks at OLG games this week. An update on the Browns (not Cleveland). Soper's travels. Did that cactus ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 24: The cover up
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've been had! The ground hog has been dead for over a year and they kept it from us! DART mission gets launched to see if we can Deep Impact this th...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 23: Sardine Confessional
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Why wasn't Carl at the movies last night? We'll address that. Soper's bug problems are resolved? Maybe. The Catapult is put to the test. Joey's sardin...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 22: Hit the pavement
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys were all over Ontario this weekend. Carl finally saw some Wild Turkey's. Niagara toy show was costly for Mr Brown. Soper's life hacks on the ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 19: Famous Teeth
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I really don't want the teeth, unless I extract them myself. Hidden Valley gets real gross for the holidays. A visit to Fenwick Pie co for Flakies. Ha...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 18: Feeling Sharp
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wake up feeling sharp? One of those days. Passion Flakies, I'm on it. The Queen is morphing? All you can eat cut off points, kids in the dryer, W...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 17: $3 Beatrice
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A salute to a legend on 54 years in a tough industry. Underwear update, scorpion storms, Canada's soccer success. Wash your sheets. Maybe our best rou...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 16: Sir Paul, no!!
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy. Left a few clips on the table today. Spiders in the towel and Mites in the bed on an itchy edition of S&B. Canadian soccer on deck tonight...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 15: Brass Bonanza
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If the folks from Brass Against invite you up on stage: DON'T. Boys night went late on Saturday. The Soper's (unwillingly) decorate for Christmas. No ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 12: Size Queen
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend Shelby Knox wraps up her time with us today, best of luck to her in Kitchener. Christmas trees are short this year and the price of si...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 11: Stuck in your Head
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No More I love you's on this edition of the Soper & Brown show. Parenting advice with Carl (who will not be coloring that homework). A sequel to t...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 10: Moons Haunted
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling hungry. Collectible and why Carl stays in his lane. The NFL's biggest whiners revealed. Search for a clean yogurt lid continues. Thanksgiving ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 9: Buffoon & Brown
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Soup in a mug, it's sweeping the nation. The official soup of the Buffoon & Brown show? We debate it. A clean yogurt lid? Never. Soper's ugly dog ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 8: Ready for Launch
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Yep, a real catapult. Delivered right to our door. Some Shelby Knox news. Soper's back injury. Seriously, someone brought us a functional catapult. Ha...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 5: Something in the air
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You feeling that? Something cooking today. Oh yes, get your underwear here! Soper & Brown Underwear in support of Movember is live. Kenyan wife sw...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 4: Nice Calves
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Casual Thursday, no zippers or buttons. The kind of calves that only walking around heavy can build. Underwear is on the way (maybe by the time you re...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 3: Sell the Chicken
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Time to sell babe, can't wait any longer. Two men with no piercings debate which might hurt the most. This old Horse needs a jacket. That puck belongs...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 2: Big Soup, Bigger Horns
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Space Beer, we've already written the creative. Bears do love them a bucket of original recipe. Stripper stories. Big Soup! And the Horns of HTZ come ...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 1: Time Warp
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Oh lets just go ahead and mess with people on a Monday morning. Time change chaos reigns as some folks thought we were on early. We review our Ouija e...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 29: Haunted Audio
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Show us your HTZ comes to a finale. Haunted audio featured heavily in the show. We finally get to review the Jeffley Hollows hot sauce. Clip It, a lon...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 28: The Great Pumpkin Review
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The greatest collection of awful pumpkin products ever assembled. Cheese, Hummus, Kit Kats, Bud Light Seltzers, Little Debbie cakes, Energy bars, MOON...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 27: Why is perfume so weird?
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Whale Vomit but only from sperm whales! That's the good stuff. Who figures this out? Adam/Joey audio. We put Soper through the wrestling ringer. You o...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 26: Glorious Panties
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've been prank'd! Bamboozled! And now, we need your help. If you're lost in the woods, answer your phone. The guy who caught the Brady ball did just...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 25: Scoop Yourself Tired
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Soper's take Guelph, one shawarma joint at a time. Jeffley Hallows, we have good news. Tom Brady's 600th touch down football and a lesson in lever...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 22: Delayed Landscaping
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chaotic Friday show with a special appearance by the Wolfe of Young St. He brought his t-shirt cannons and also confused the hell out of our poor land...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 21: Bears at the Dump
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Soper & Brown Great Pumpkin review is taking off. Items are flying in including something totally unpredictable. Carl takes on the Kids Show T...
Soper & Brown Show Podcast October 20: Floyds Knobs
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deep in the closet of a Floyds Knobs, Indiana home laid an $88,000 treasure. Horse chatter bookends the show. We've made tremendous progress on the Pu...