The Soper & Brown Show Podcast

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 28: Bags of Happy Juice

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It sounds like a Brinks problem to me. S&B spent some time at Metallica over the weekend and had a sleepover with Afrim Pristine. The scariest cab...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 25: Nice Pan Flute

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl decides Joey Bricks' wrestling gimmick. We get some reviews from Metallica Night 1. The S&B Mini Putt challenge has crowned it's first champi...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 24: Chalking a Hopscotch

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We discover that Korea doesn't count ages like we do and Carl has a puppy, not a 2 year old dog. Our first ever Rebel Yell off for Billy Idol tickets....

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 23: Fat & Stupid

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And Carl is both as we reveal the results of Matt's IQ test. Confessions on your Wednesday. If Korn is releasing dog products under the Freak on a Lea...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 22: Wanna Split a "Big Jim"?

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

S&B sample a Big Jim Meat sandwich. Lots of catch up after an Easter weekend. Talking NHL playoffs, a WrestleMania that left some disappointed and...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 17: Out of Ketchup

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I think we just do the show with a dog in the studio now. It's a Great Thursday just ahead of a Good Friday. Soper & Hobson agree to terms on the ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 16: Donut Day

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl and his wife adopted a new dog and he joins Matt & Carl in studio - welcome the official S&B side kick: Donut. Confessions is a spicy one...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 15: Juicy Dumper

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Soper & Brown advice corner, today we tackle 2nd hand engagement rings. Katy Perry went to space for 10 whole minute. Is it really necessary to ki...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 14: That jacket is ugly

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Matt & Marshall finally get to see the Minecraft movie and yes, Soper got swept up. The Brown's visit Chicago; lots of chat about the drive, the s...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 10: Have you ever eaten before?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our last HTZ tax return for $250. Our pal Afrim is working the VIP tent at the Masters and met an S&B listener. Drafting the best/worst minor inco...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 9: Flush the Pee

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

No need to let it mellow, just flush it. I get it, I know you want to conserve. We attempt in studio beer pong for the $250 HTZ return. Confessions on...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 8: We Learned Nothing from Jurassic Park

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it smart to bring back extinct species? Who cares baby! Dire Wolves LFG!! We open up the S&B Advice Corner. Did we discover the most complicate...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 7: Banned From the Potluck

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Soper's continue to deal with flood fall out. Alex Ovechkin makes history and Vladdy gets paid. We open the Monday Mailbag and we offer HTZ listen...

S&B Special Edition Podcast: The Trews Live in studio

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wanted to separate this piece of audio from the Soper & Brown show today as we were joined in studio by Colin, John Angus and Jack from the Trews....

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 4: Funnel Mode

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A man in Portland, Oregon can no longer put his blue recycling bins out safely. Cheyenne, Wyoming catches some heat from our D of the D. Matt & Ca...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 3: Thunder Slush

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wet Basements rule the day once again. Every weather imaginable hit southern Ontario yesterday. Dodgeball beer league drama might split friendships ap...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 2: A Few Good Men on the 401

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you watching the 1992 hit film "A Few Good Men" on an iPad while doing 130km? If so, you were the Dink of the Day. Jeff can suck it. Confessions r...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast April 1: Nice Conch

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it pronounced Conk? Or Conch? Are both acceptable? Metallica tickets on the line as we play Seek & Destroy (2 Truths and a Lie with a cool name...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 31: Sod Poodle's

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rock Search 2025 is upon us! Submissions are open on that and so much more at www.htzfm.com  S&B judge a beer contest and then had to find th...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 28: Lisa Doesn't Love us?

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I still think Matt said it too soon. It's the Carl Brown Boston Pizza Birthday Bash. Celebrate with us as we broadcast live from BP at the Penn Centre...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 27: Garage Doctor

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes trying to save money on a dentist will cost you more in the end. What the hell is the weather doing this weekend? MLB opening day - tons of ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 26: Main Character Energy

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You know who never has to say that? The main character. The Soper boys take Buffalo by storm. Our dink of the day is a real loser. Confessions tackles...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 25: My Last Day in Tennessee

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's not dink of the year territory but we have a tale of 2 huge losers in Tennessee. The Soper boys are Buffalo bound to cheer on the Sens. Advice co...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 24: Give Grill a Chance

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I think John Lennon said that. George Foreman passes away at the age of 76. We take a look at the infomercial phenomenon. Carl did a kitchen rearrange...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 21: Let's Explore Soper's Hole

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the British Virgin Islands! A Marina with many beautiful amenities. The Soper's take on Mandarin. Somebody bought Carl breakfast. We revisit our ch...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 20: Don't Say Daddy

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Trouble in Antarctica? What do you do if 1 of your scientists goes feral? A man in the UK had a unique dying wish. Draft Topic - the best Spring Thing...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 19: The Lana Line

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The 2 stranded astronauts are finally home safe after 9 months on the ISS. Why is filling the propane tank such a pain in the ass chore? Soper is sick...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 18: Rose Lady

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did your local bar have a rose lady? Someone who came in near closing and sold single roses to help some folks "close the deal". S&B Advice Corner...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 17: Irish Guacamole

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Soper decided he'd be green for St Patrick's Day so Jon fills in. We discuss FOMO and Carl's ability to even feel it. Disturbed torched some important...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 14: Hanging Sausage

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It smells weirdly meaty in the building today. Like cured meat meat. You know? National Pie day and Soper tries to downplay his hate of the beautiful ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 13: Couch Nest

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who's snoring? We break down some audio of either Matt's wife or his dog - you decide. Elene Stamatatos wraps up her tour of Traffic duty with HTZ FM....

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 12: Moon Hog

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How about you save some for the rest of us, Saturn? Lotta moons you got there, be a shame if they were weird little shapes. Should we open up the conc...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 11: Know Your World's Strongest Men

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More spins of the Birthday prize wheel with a chance at $1000. Carl gives us some 90's World's Strongest Man trivia. The advice corner opens on a Tues...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 10: The Worst List

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

S&B may have finally discovered the worst list of all time. So bad that Carl actually decided to start tracking them. We have a great chat with th...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 7: Dinkless in Seattle

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Burgoyne Bill day! We send Jon across the bridge in the traditional red snow pants to determine if we can put the shovels away. We launch Carl's ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 6: Jeff's and Sally's

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Some news about traffic Queen Elene Stamatatos. Our Thursday Draft - things that bug Carl. We will once again attempt Tradio for Carl's birthday. Our ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 5: Wasted Beef

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Listeners vs the Clock for City and Color tickets, one more pair to give away tomorrow. Confessions on your Wednesday as we cover power of attorney, a...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 4: What Bit Ya?

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A woman in Boston got stung by a scorpion while grabbing her luggage. So we ask HTZ nation - What bit ya? Tuesday advice corner - who'd looking for a ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast March 3: Workplace Softball Tournament Trauma

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh my god, John Cena turned heal. The question on everyone's lips - what did Carl think? Monday Mailbag featuring some long butts. Matt is justified f...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 28: Expired OJ

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If it's still sealed, it's still juice. Talking roll up the rim score, Carl's reading goals, Grocery gift cards. Matt & Carl's full chat with WWE ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 27: Suspended

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We address the Spotify podcast issue. Lots of chatter about Carl's return to the show. We draft times that S&B got into trouble. Fuel yourself wit...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 26: Long Butt Cracks

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jon in the studio once again, and this time we put him through the IQ test, Is Jon a genius? Or should we be concerned? Ice cream makers, free gas and...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 25: The Peanut Butter Weirdo

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jon fills in for the morning. Roll up the Rim is back, the actual Roll up the Rim. Will people be fighting about it? Jon makes an insane statement abo...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 21: Oh Canada

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl retakes the IQ test and finds his true self. Our lawyer says not to take that immediate $30k from Delta. The HTZ staff anonymous survey is reveal...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 20: The Test

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl takes an IQ test and we reveal the results. Canada and USA wrap up the 4 Nations Face off tonight at 8pm. Delta airlines is quick with a $30k off...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 19: Honey Mustard Pants

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of the cofounders of Nutella passed away, we've got unanswered questions. Did S&B give the earth threatening asteroid a bump? Bull Sharks are ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 18: Every Lick Counts

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back after a long weekend. Hope you didn't wait til this morning to dig your car out. We talk Canada vs USA on ice and what to expect Thursday. A grea...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 14: Fart Sweater

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do women hate to receive for Valentines day? Our final confession of the week for $250 to Charm Diamond center + some best of the rest. 20km goin...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 13: Calling in Sex

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Can't make it in today boss, got have sex with my wife". Could you make that call? Drafting songs with "love" in the title, maybe our deepest categor...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 12: Costco Strip Tease

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Confession #3 brings us to the conclusion - Men really shouldn't try the strip tease routine. We play a round of porn star or pro wrestler for OLG vou...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 11: Queso Pocket

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

May I dip a chip, brother? Another round of Valentines Day confessions for Charm Diamond Centre gift cards. S&B open up the advice corner. Can we ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 10: Sweaty Ring

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Super Bowl recap as the Philadelphia Eagles run away with a championship. A top 10 list of songs to commute to (awful). The first in our week long ser...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 7: Good Kitty

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl Brown the science looks at an asteroid that may pay us a visit in 2032. The stuck astronauts get a return date. Some Super Bowl props, stats and ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 6: Snow Day!

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For a lot of kids and parents listening this morning it was a snow day as freezing rain made getting around Niagara and beyond very difficult. Draft d...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 5: New Boot Goofin'

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Confessions for your Wednesday. A very valuable truck turned over in Los Angeles. Northern Japan gets absolutely walloped with 4 feet of snow. Messeng...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 4: We Got a Spitter

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome in Jon and Ryan for another unique competition - who can catch the most ping pong balls on their head (covered in shaving cream) in :30 sec...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast February 3: Oh, Jerry

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you think you can tell the difference between a dollar store chocolate bar or the name brand? Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow or didn't, I don't k...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 31: Swedish Barry

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is going on in southern Ontario? Broken glass and black market butter every where. Last pair of Metallica tickets (for now). Clip It makes it's r...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 30: Master of Bobbles

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More Metallica tickets on the show with "Master of Bobbles". Drafting the best sandwich delivery vehicles. David Rush sets another record and I think ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 29: Got a polar on ya?

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More Metallica tickets to give away with What-ski-in-the-jar-o. Dink of the Day might be in the DOTY running. Carl judges Bachelor contestants. Confes...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 28: Waffle Hands

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl vs the Clock for Metallica tickets, more chances all this week. Advice corner - can you stay friends right after a breakup? Tupperware drama. We ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 27: Eye Scam

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl goes on a collectibles and pizza run to Hamilton. Is Lasik insurance a racket? Seems like a scam. Oh you poor Buffalo Bills fans, legit sympathy ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 24: Aren't you tired of taking your pants off?

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

JO Pants and the JO stands for exactly what you think. Get your Jerkin' Joggers today. Sum 41 absolutely smashed last night at the Meridian center. Co...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 23: Fast Brew

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It was Matt's wife's special day on WORDLE and that leads us to a draft topic - what are the best letters? Matt brought extra undies today, just in ca...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 22: Chest Fever

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We say goodbye to the last member of The Band and that leads to a round of "Common Knowledge or Carl Knowledge?". Pet Peeves, Marla Smith from Path st...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 21: You're Not Stuck

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, sure you can't leave right now....and we don't really have a date for bringing you back...but you're not stuck! Don't say you're stuck. One Notre ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 20: Best we can do is $35

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

S&B take on a toy giant for their lack of customer service. Carl is in his New-baru or is it the 2-baru? Soper sets off the smoke alarm. NFL divis...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 17: Pimple Pete

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We meet Matt's newest buddy on the show - Pimple Pete! A Notre Dame fan finds himself routing against his own interest to save a body part. We toss th...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 16: A thumbs down goes a long way

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A Western New York pizza joint is offering a pretty good hedge bet against the Buffalo Bills. Is there any video game you have played that would be im...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 15: The Future is $lorpcoin!

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Should Soper & Brown enter the crypto market for a little pump and dump? Speaking of a P&D we talk about record setter Bonnie Blue of the UK. ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 14: Pound of Wings? Pound of Wife?

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Matt still has weird blood but it needs to be checked on. Does Carl look more bald in a long sleeve? If you name your kids Golden, Sterling and Bronze...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 13: RIPee

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Brown's spend a couple nights in Toronto. Did Soper shovel snow in a way that could offend a neighbour? The Monday mailbag provides us one of the ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 10: Tossing Salad? Tossing Tongs!

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

No celery this year. We change the game of predictive tossing. Do we really need a special collar and an app to tell us why our dog is barking? If Car...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 9: Lie to Yourself

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Iguana warning for Northern Florida, keep your head up. What deaths are acceptable to laugh at? Are there fake words that you can't stand? It's a new ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 8: Lie to the Kids

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every one does it. Go ahead and make it creative. Carl has set some reading goals for 2025. First confessions of the year - dealing with Christmas pre...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 7: Seahorse Dealer

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone have a seahorse guy? The Soper's are officially interested. Brown remains beefy and maybe that's not bad thing. Do you carry a spare pair ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast January 6: Is that a Beefy?

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl has reached a whole new level of husky. Soper enters 2025 with some major regret. What is a placeholder channel (read; fireplace channel) that yo...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 20: Bald For Christmas

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Live from Boston Pizza at the Penn Centre for the final broadcast of the year. Thanks to everyone who contributed to the S&B show in any way for 2...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 19: Two Sides of the Same Coin

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Countdowns continue on the S&B show. Today, we take on the Dink of the Year - we had a lot of contenders. Finally, the Machinies - our top 10 Mach...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 18: Saskatchewan Cook Book

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Ham Salad? Feels like there's mayo in it. A review of the best podcast titles of the year. Plus, the top 5 confessions submitted by HTZ nation. Trul...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 17: Deep Dive on the Dinkies

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Final balls get busted as we begin our end of year countdown shows. What were some of the coolest, best, worst or scariest moments on the S&B show...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 16: The Bangles had their share

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Soper & Brown begin the process of breaking down the year that was in 2024. Some honorable mentions in the Confessions and Machine categories. Mon...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 13: Live at the Great Holiday Food Drive

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Live show today at Market Square in St Catharines for the 20th Annual Great Holiday Food Drive. Tons of guests throughout the show. Plus, we answer th...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 12: Bruce on Bruce

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Draft Day as we discover what Christmas songs can Carl actually tolerate? We do a deep dive into the Pornhub 2024 data - what were your most common se...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 11: 400lb Peep

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drinking eggnog out of sandwich bags - tis the season. Bethlehem PA advertising a peep drop, but it's like a peep gentle set down? Confessions Wednesd...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 10: Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We didn't talk to a Gump today but we did chat with a Clump. Joey Chestnut sets one of his grossest records. We take a look at the developing story of...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 9: New Pillow

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marsh, don't open that! The S&B parlay finally comes through. Carl's got that special look in his eye (he got a new toy). A teddy bear toss in Ott...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 6: Bath Nog

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are some food items we're cool testing the home made versions. But Nog? Blind ranking weird breakfast items. Dink of the day in Tennessee just r...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 5: Long Snappers

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's draft Thursday, S&B welcome a special guest who's got all the Rizz. If Taylor Swift fell in love with a long snapper would we have to learn t...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 4: Larry King Sex Appeal

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Soper & Brown snubbed from the sexiest men in radio list. Even got beat by a dead guy. A James update to put a bow on that. Confessions today feat...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 3: Punk Kids

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, you found our blind spot - we've never seen Dragon Ball Z. Soper reviews the latest Hallmark Xmas film featuring Donna Kelce. S&B advice corne...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast December 2: Bad Mozza Sticks

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It is once again, time to bust. S&B's balls are bursting with prizes, be caller 9 and win! The Browns pull some pork, we go off air a few times, t...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 29: Salmon Hats

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carl Brown the Science Guy dives in to the latest Orca fashion trend. The Soper's find out that the Hot Tub leads to sleepy time. The Brown's have uni...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 28: Scavengers

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Draft Day - tackling famous James' after we find out the conclusion to a very inspiring story about a man who helped the Soper's. Matt's car was an ea...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 27: You got Funcled!

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Confessions today - a couple relationship pieces sandwich someone who truly isn't Penske material. Tootzies makes and exception for Carl. Soper has a ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 26: Too Big, Too Quick

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh to be overwhelmed by a sports car on a British country road. S&B advice corner tackling sick notes at work and wedding invites that come out of...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 25: Two Warnings and a Twist

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Busy weekend for the Soper family as they existed solely at the ball hockey rink. The challenges of the Facebook buy & sell as the Brown's have a ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 22: Make Your Own Toast

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

60,000 people on a waiting list for a Hallmark Christmas Cruise - this is what we've become. Playoff weekend for the Soper's. Buy & Sell drama is ...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 21: The proprietor of this establishment

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carl's got his thesaurus out today. More MCR tickets with Carl vs the clock. Draft today is celebrities we'd like to box. Blind ranking Christmas trea...

Soper & Brown Show Podcast November 20: Is that a dragon in your pants?

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Big smuggling show! You like stories of people smuggling exotic pets on their bodies through airports? We got ya covered. Confessions today has people...