Sorry We're Cyrus
Episodes
Tattoos, Two-Steppin' & Paranormal Activity
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get cozy Stoners, your hosts are settled in for a tangent-filled solo episode that covers a lot of ground. Brandi fills us in on her busy life on the ...
Making It Big with Dasha
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recording artist and TikTok sensation, Dasha, who you may know from her hit song Austin, joins your hosts to talk about her life-changing start in the...
Southern Charm, Southern Grit with Brittney Kelley
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your hosts are joined by Brittney Kelley to talk about their southern roots, meeting real people in the industry, and getting stoned. Tizzl...
Youthful Secrets from Celebrity Plastic Surgeon Dr. Ben Talei
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your hosts are joined by Top Celeb Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Ben Talei, a renowned figure in the cosmetic surgery world who has redefined the lan...
Cheers to Mamas! with Tish’s BFF Susie
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a very special Mother’s Day episode! Your hosts are joined by BFF and fellow mama, Susie Chambers. Her and Tizzle reminisce on how they...
Navigating Icks & Tough Relationships with Kacy Hill
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Singer-songwriter Kacy Hill joins the gals to talk about the industry, her music career, getting out of tough relationships and overcoming heartbreak....
Don’t Even Try to Squash My Happiness
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mama T and Brandi are comin' in hot this week with a solo episode AND a new momtra: if you’re not with us, you’re against us. Your two hosts are ...
Running This Town with Val Piña
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go best friend, that’s my best friend! This week Brandi’s bestie Val joins the duo to dish on her impressive career and relationship. Val used to ...
Questioning My Reality with Wells Adams
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our favorite thing? Wells Adams! This week Brandi’s OTHER co-host hops on the mic to share his favorite tv shows, dating advice, and a weed gummy ho...
As Country As Country Gets
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back with some mother-daughter time in another solo ep!! With Stagecoach coming up the two talk about everyone leaning into country before they dive i...
High On Horoscopes & Intuition with Spirit Daughter
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your hosts welcome fellow Stoner, Jill Wintersteen, who you may know on Instagram as Spirit Daughter, to chat all things astrology! Self-pro...
To Each His Freakin’ Own
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mama Tish is on one this week....🤪 and the duo start off hot on the hotbox discussing how people need to be less entitled and more appreciative. Th...
Finding Yourself with Alec Benjamin
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Singer-songwriter and musician Alec Benjamin joins your hosts to chat everything from finding yourself as an artist to feet pics and AI. They chat ast...
Finding Love with the ‘Brooklyn Cowboy’ Gashi
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your hosts are so excited to welcome singer songwriter Gashi to the podcast for a heart to heart on life, family, and the music industry. Wi...
Putting It All On The Line with Wiz Khalifa
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stoners, there is no guest more perfect to join us on the mics than the king of weed himself, Wiz Khalifa. The trio start by reminiscing on (arguably)...
Manifesting & Men with Marta Pozzan
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your hosts are joined by one of Brandi’s best and longest friends, actress Marta Pozzan. Marta shares her story of moving to LA from a sma...
Puff Puff Pass the Grammy
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She can buy herself flowers and get her own dang Grammy! This week, your hosts gush over MC and share how freakin’ excited they are to see her shine...
Records and Reefers
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tizzle may not get a Records and Reefers segment, but she did get a whole music episode! Join your hosts for a pre-Grammy party as they reminisce on p...
I'm not sorry, really
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s play a game: how far into the episode do you think Tish can get without another Dom segment? You’ll have to stay tuned for the answer. On th...
New Year, New Vodcast!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For 2024 Tish said she was going to cut back on smoking, and Brandi wants to really lean into manifestation. Tizzle gets on her soapbox and shares a l...
We've got big news, Stoners
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Stoners, we’ve got some news. Some freakin’ big news. But before we give that away just yet, Tish tells us about her experience with anxiety...
You do you, I’ll do me
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How do you podcast? It’s been too long… sorry for the break, Stoners, but we promise we’ll make it up to you very soon with a special surprise. ...
Merry Tishmas with Olivia Caridi!
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tizzle has a drink and her Tishmas list in hand, so put on your holiday pants and get ready for some Christmas cheer! Tish, a rebel-at-heart, needs su...
Tish Cyrus for President
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
False alarm everyone, Snoop didn’t actually stop smoking. It was all a PR stunt! Fake! Like everything else in the world. Speaking of fake, social m...
When people tell you who they are, believe ‘em
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So, Snoop Dog decided to quit smoking? Major news here people and Tish has thoughts. Major news for Brandi as well, who got to cross an F1 DJ gig off ...
Shoulder pads and sibling rivalry
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stoners, Tizzle is living her best life after meeting with one of the greatest Producers of all time, Denise Di Novi. She’s rocking a super cool bus...
If he’s in white denim, he's not the one
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daylight savings is depressing, y’all. Tizzle is in her feels about it symbolizing the end of summer as she wonders how many summers she has left. B...
Hey, watch the porcelain!
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell u...
Men are garbage!!
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a...
Too Country to Function
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited...
This is as serious as it gets
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brandi is trying to get MT to be serious, but she needs to check her expectations and the title of this podcast. Sorry, she’s stoned, and this is as...
Let’s have some therapy, shall we?
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MT needs some cheering up and Brandi is just the girl to do it. Real talk, Stoners: today is a bad anxiety day. Brandi offers up some sage advice from...
High Design Home Refresh
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
High Design fans: this one’s for you. Your hosts have both been in the cleaning and home refresh spirit, deciding that a fall cleaning is actually m...
Happy Wife Happy Life
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone, grab your chocolate and your Stanleys; we’re tackling this ep with the munchies. The water bottle that has taken over the world is now one...
I’m fine, we’re fine!
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today Tish joins the pod with a very important question: does Brandi remember her childhood? Because Tish does not remember anything more than 20 year...
Plane drama and Christmas in New York?
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The family is back from Kauai and in full organization mode. Well, Miley and Tish are. They’re also thrilled to be back in the concrete jungle of Lo...
Honeymoonin' live from Kauai
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re live from Kauai, baby! The whole family decided to join Tish on her honeymoon, so this week we all get to tag along with the Cyrus-Purcells in...
Weddings, Vegas, and Girl Dinner!
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first official podcast with Tizzle as a married woman!! This week we get all the deets on the big day—the wedding that Tish claims is...
Introducing Mrs. Tish Cyrus Purcell!
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are rollin’ with Brandi and MT... and a live audience! Everyone is gathered in LA for the “you know what.” The secret is out; Tish is married...
High on the Hog
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The gardener is here in case you hear any weird sounds, but that’s just life when you’re living high on the hog. If someone had told Tish what her...
A new lease on life!
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brandi has been in Jackson Hole and was ready to plead her case as to why Tizzle needs to get out there. Before she even needs to, Tish explains that ...
Don’t accept the cookies!!
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish needs her own line of something, don’t you think? This week your hosts brainstorm on what that could be, from a Pamelo collab to a high/low som...
Not a regular mom, a cool mom
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today in Tishland, she learns that computers mirror you so your reflection is the opposite of what you think it would be. Your hosts also try to diffe...
Psyched on Shrooms with Alli Schaper
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dentists, Botox, and filler, oh my! This week your hosts start off by chatting about dental and aesthetic procedures, and Tish shares her fear of gett...
Everything I know is scandalous
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why do men think that we want to see their ankles and why is Europe so against the best invention of all time, air conditioning? These are just some o...
Land of the Postmates, Home of the Amazon Prime
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish and Brandi are back in America and one of them couldn't be happier to finally place some online orders... we will let you guess which! That same ...
Pasta Bianco, please!
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Rome, your hosts give a full rundown of their Italian adventures. They dish on what to order, where to visit, and the key to combating jet l...
You can’t take the money with ya
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned...
Struggle bus, population: Tizzle
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the struggle bus, population: Tizzle. Once we get MT settled and sorted, she fills Brandi in on how busy she is and how much she miss...
Shania, Silo, and Jayne LA
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Miley came in like a wrecking ball and said enough was enough with Tizzle’s messy home. Tish explains that she doesn’t have time to clean her hou...
SWS: Private Detectives
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish has found her new favorite weed inspired by her idol, Pamela Anderson. Brandi is not a fan of MT on this weed, but that’s not going to stop her...
I am not a senior citizen
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why is everyone taking Ivermectin and Ozempic? We are not here for that y’all. Tish doesn’t even know if she believes in vitamins and supplements,...
Tizzle's Engagement Speech
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you’ve been on Instagram lately, we’re sure you’re caught up…But in case you’re not, Tizzle has a rock on her ring finger! After keeping ...
Mommy Knows Best
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and ...
Live by the rules of MT
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brandi is dying to know what it’s like not to bleed from your vagina once a month, and Tish is happy to report that it is excellent. MT also says sh...
I Feel Free
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish is fresh off of one of the greatest weekends ever hanging out with Dom and friends—she felt like she was in a movie, and for the first time in ...
Love is Blind but the NBA isn't
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish is on her trolly this week so your hosts are smooth sailing through this ep. We get an update on young Noah (she’s thriving) and talk about the...
I’m serious, I’m nuts
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish has long lost her trolly because this episode is pure chaos. Your hosts attempt to start the show by talking skin care and beauty products, then ...
Brandi Brandt & The Tish
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, We’re Not Stoned this week, because Tish has mold in her house so she smoked yesterday to feel better, went on a cleaning spree, and is exhau...
Mama told me girl smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is for the beauty lovers out there, as your hosts chat all things hair and dish on the hottest beauty treatments they recently tried out....
Technology sucks and our Botox wore off
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you use Safari instead of Chrome, you’ve found your people. This week starts off with some technological qualms before Brandi decides that now wo...
The rumors are true
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tish and Brandi are back for Season 3, and boy do they have some things to talk about ... They are sure to touch on the piping hot tea y’all are won...
Sorry We're Stoned Season 3: Coming March 9th
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're baaack...Mother-daughter duo Tish and Brandi Cyrus hop on and hot box their mics every Thursday to give you stoners an inside look at Hollywoo...
Hollywood Power Lunches, The Worst Dates, and The Best Advice Yet
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coming off her Hollywood Power Lunch, Tish is ready to spill the tea on her trick to getting ready —have Miley Ray Cyrus raid your closet. There’s...
Trace, Tattoos and Angel Wings
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Tish and Brandi are joined by a very special guest - Trace Cyrus!Tish can't get enough of Trace’s girlfriend, Tay! She just graduated fro...
DJing, Essential Oils, and Dream Vacays
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back stoners! Tish and Brandi are back in Nashville and had a blast at the second weekend of Austin City Limits. The trip was filled with good...
Cyrus Family Dinner, Strawberry Wine, Watch Out World, It’s Tizzle Time
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hitting her groove with her new functional movement routine, Tish is really feeling herself. It’s all about the vibrations people! She has upped her...
Self Care, Burn Out, And The Key To Being A Successful Momager
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, Stoners! This week Tish and Brandi are jumping right into it with some Off-Limits, and Tish has already finished all of Clickbait. As pa...
About The Enneagram with a Six, a Seven, and a Nine
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back Stoners! And Tish and Brandi have both been super busy. Brandi’s been braving some rainy weather and competing, and Stargirl has just g...
BottleRock, DIYing, and Finding Your Passions
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have to kick things off with a bit of Paradise, all that drama! Tish is D.E.A.D. Plus, men are trash, the Bachelor producers can be real ...
The Power Of A Good Cry, Cabo Sun, And A Cameo From Baby Bear
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Brandi is back from a wonderful week soaking up the sun in Cabo and she’s got some hot tips for y’all if you’re planning your dream Mexican vaca...
Questionable Wigs, Travel Tips, and Personality Tests
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back Stoners! The pups have decided to kick things off in a bit of a chaotic fashion this week, which Brandi is *not* here for considering she...
A De-Chokealator, Edies, and A Jelly Bean In The Sky
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With a little wake-and-bake to kick off the morning, Tish and Brandi are looking ahead to upcoming festival season (don’t sleep on Milwaukee!) and a...
Butterflies, Favorite Grandchildren, and a Bachelor Hotline
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tish is doing great and feeling great and just cannot get enough of cute little Bear! Plus, she had an absolute blast road-tripping out to surprise No...
Ghost Stories, Big Families, and a Legendary Lollapalooza
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did y’all catch Lolla? The show was every bit as iconic as Tish said it would be, and now she gives us a behind the scenes look at some of Miley’s...
Doggy DNA, National Tequila Day, and Love At First Sight
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, all of Brandi’s travels are finally starting to catch up to her (and ok, the several shots of tequila last night probably didn’t help) ...
Achieving Goals with Sticky Notes and the Importance of Finding The Right Therapist with The Shrink Chicks
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Brandi’s just got back to Nashville after a long flight, and she’s ready to talk all things Bachelor and Dr. Death. And this week we have guests o...
Baby FaceTimes, Lip Fillers, and Boobs
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s back to work for Tizzle this week, and she’s excited to get to see everyone in person. Plus, things have really been going great for HopeTown...
A Fourth of July Flight, Good Weed, and The Power of The Universe
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How was your holiday weekend, Stoners?? Tish is finally back home sweet home in good old Cali and the dogs are so excited to see her, they just can’...
Baby, Bachelors, and Balance with Braison Cyrus
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Tish is learning about communicating and confrontation from a place of love while Brandi is just trying to figure out *what* these people h...
Living with Your Parents, a Cruel Summer Twist, and a Cyrus Family Father’s Day
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tish is absolutely on Cloud 9 after spending another week in the company of wonderful baby Bear! Although his mama Stella is not loving the whole waki...
High School Boyfriends, Childhood Keepsakes, and a Big Welcome to Baby Bear!!
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stoners, Bear Cyrus has arrived!! The family is ecstatic and Tish is spending practically every waking moment cuddling him, he’s just the sweetest l...
Vegas Shows, Delta 8, and Long Walks While Stoned
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Tish has some questions right away, because Trace can’t stop talking about ‘Delta 8’ a weed-like thing, but that is sold in Tennessee...
Dating, Astrology, and Pam Anderson with Olivia Caridi, Matt Woodson, and Kierston Cook
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stoners, welcome to the ultimate Nashville group hang featuring Liv, Matt Boy Magic, and Keys (and Tish’s awesome basement patio!) And the group was...
A Very Chaotic Episode featuring Noah Cyrus
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stoners, it’s finally happening! Brandi is getting stoned, live on the pod!!! We’re not the only ones who can’t believe it as Noah ventures down...
A Very Special Episode featuring Olivia (and Gemma) Caridi
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stoners, Tish the Dish is MIA!! Ok, well her SNL rehearsals are just running extra late, but unfortunately that means she can’t record this week. Lu...
An Architectural Digest Dream Come True, Birthday Bashes, and Virgin Vocal Chords
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Huge news, Stoners — Brandi smoked some weed last week!!! And she had a great time doing it too, but her throat is somehow *still* sore days later, ...
90s Brows, Swiss Mountains, and Gratitude
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Can you believe it is already about to be May, Stoners??? Tish cannot believe time has flown by so fast, but she’s excited to get back to planting a...
Alpacas, Martian Exploration, and a 4/20 Hang with Brittney Kelley
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy belated 4/20, Stoners!! This week, Tish is getting extra high and Brandi is even considering making the switch over to weed herself (!) plus our...
Birthdays, Aging, Motherhood and A Chat with Giving Keys Founder Caitlin Crosby
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Less than a month out from her birthday, a super stoned Tish is contemplating the nature of life: what if we didn’t have birthdays? Would we even ag...
#ContentWithCaution, Vibrators, and Handbags with Edie Parker Founder Brett Heyman
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Brandi is enjoying the lovely weather in Nashville and spending tons of time outside, and also tons of time tracking her phone down every t...
Exploring New Places, Wedding Extravaganzas, and Broken Toes
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tish has been having a wonderful week, practicing gratitude in the California sunshine — except for when she broke her toe!! Ok, so it may not be X-...
Moving In Together, Imaginary Mugs, and a Palm Springs Brunch Adventure
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tish and Brandi have just returned from a lovely weekend in the desert, where they attended horse shows, did some killer shopping, and enjoyed a fabul...
Essential Oils for Dogs, Bachelor Heartbreak, and a Socially Distanced Grammys
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Brandi is coming to us from Tish’s house in LA! Which by the way, looks entirely different from the last time she was here (floors make a ...
Velvet Throw Pillows, Leaf Blowers, and Prioritizing Yourself
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Tish and Brandi are excited to catch up and dig deep into some Dear MTs, and they aren’t about to let some unexpected leaf-blowing ruin t...
Weed Carts, Social Equity in Cannabis and Entrepreneurship with Hope Wiseman
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Brandi’s joining us from Gulf Port with a minor health concern — any Stoners out there in the medical field have any insight on the mys...
Snow Storms, Growing Weed, and the Future of Marijuana with Josh Haupt
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well Stoners, this week, Tish is starting the party on her own! That’s right, Brandi is late, but we suppose we can forgive her since she’s been i...
Framing Britney, Cyrus Cousins, and Ring Sizes with Wells Adams
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re joined by very special guest, Brandi’s co-host and Tish’s hot contractor, Wells Adams! And Tish got extra high just for him! Mea...
The Super Bowl, Social Media, and Finding Yourself with special guest Ben Higgins
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tish and Brandi are no longer in Nashville together, but they had an absolute blast this weekend, getting to experience the first live music show of 2...
Brandeetha, a Ms. Kitty emergency, and a Glamorous Giveaway from our guest, My Bud Vase founder Doreen Sullivan
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is the last week of Tish’s stay in Nashville and Brandi is already missing her mama! But the two of them have a 12 hour Florida road trip to ge...