(Sort of) The Story
Episodes
11. Cinderella (and the bird she exploited to get to the top)
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textToday Janey is going to tell us the harrowing story of Cinderella, a girl who wanted so badly to escape her terrible family that she har...
10. The Little Mermaid (and why you must be 18+ to talk to sea witches)
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textIn this two-part series, Max and Janey are telling famous fairy tales you've probably heard but have never looked into the f-ed up ...
9. My Dark Hedgehog Academia (it's okay if you want to fight the man in the moon)
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textIncels, Bagpipes, and Bird lies-- oh my! In this episode Janey will tell her most chilling and problematic story yet, and Max will dro...
8. Share Your Noodles (and don't trust tomatoes!)
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textIn this episode of (Sort of) The Story, Max is going to tell us all about why you should always share your noods (and why cheating is on...
7. #TeamTroll (and the buff lesbian kingdom of our dreams)
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textYou're in for a treat with this episode! Sit back and relax as Janey tells us a story about changelings that causes her to cry for ...
6. Butt Kissers Anonymous (and tales of the O.G. spider-man)
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textGood news! We're back and we're giddier than ever! This week Max tells the truly hilarious tale of two serial killers falling ...
5. We Discovered the Grimm Brothers (and other lies to impress your turtle wife)
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textHoly theme song, Batman! We finally caved and learned how to choose audio loops on Garageband, proving that the adage about old dogs is ...
4. Apple Cider Weather (and the last blood room of the season)
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textHold on to your butts, kids! Today Max is going to lull you into a false sense of security with "The Apple Tree Man" and why l...
3. Justice for Raw Head (and why you shouldn't trust sticky birds)
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textIf you're not a child, this podcast is for you! In this episode of (Sort of) the Story, Janey drops several c-bombs and tells us al...
2. Phantasmal Time Travelers (and other eligible bachelors)
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textNOTE: The audio in our first couple episode is ROUGH. We get better, we promise. Cool your nethers, everybody! And welcome to episode 2...
1. Bloody Oatmeal (and other things snakes won't eat)
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a textNOTE: The audio in our first couple episode is ROUGH. We get better, we promise. Welcome to our very shaky first episode! Today Janey&a...