Spitballers Comedy Podcast
Episodes
Doctor Donuts & College Degrees We Wish We Had - Comedy Podcast
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we discuss a job interview predicament that turns out to be a tough egg to crack. We also also talk about the Midas touch, NFT’s,...
ZOOMin' Down The Road & Movies To Torture Your Foes - Comedy Podcast
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got some ‘Is This Real Life’ back on today’s show after a lengthy absence. We also discuss giving money to people who don’t deserve it...
Bath Sheets & Worst Places To Suddenly Have To Poop - Comedy Podcast
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jump in to today’s episode and learn all about the ‘blood tax’ and then tell us - would YOU rather pay that instead of ever paying income tax or...
Acid Rain & Things To Throw Off A Building - Comedy Podcast
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We have another jam packed episode for you today! We discuss jacked cartoon characters, defining the assassination threshold, and the ideal time of da...
Half Court Gambling & Things To Fill A Pool With - Comedy Podcast
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show we talk about basketball competitions, being completely hairless, and drinking from a baby bottle. Liar, Liar is also back by popula...
Yo Yo People & A Spitballers Casting Call - Comedy Podcast
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Highway To Spell is back. See if you can outsmart Andy, Mike, and Jason. We also discuss talking to animals, expensive wine, and ea...
Car Horn Aliens & An Animated Bank Heist - Comedy Podcast
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about Andy’s doodles, Mike’s love of coffee table books, and Jason wiping out an entire species. We close the show with a...
The Death of Pinocchio & Alternate Transportation Methods - Comedy Podcast
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we hear a stellar celebrity impersonation by Mike. We also discuss peeing in the front yard, revealing tattoos, having kids with th...
Dog Food Breath & An MLB Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we talk about conference hopping, doing the squaddle waddle, and becoming a world class line dancer. In the situation room, we t...
Haunted Hampsters & Overrated Foods - Comedy Podcast
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we discuss the pros & cons of growing up in the 90’s vs today. We also talk about fighting Mike Tyson, get out of jail fre...
Rock, Paper, Scissors & The Best Onomatopoeia - Comedy Podcast
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Highway To Spell makes a return on today’s show! Tune in as the guys try their hardest not to be the “first idiot”. We also discuss human extinc...
Polite Honking & A Sporting Goods Battle - Comedy Podcast
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show we talk about competing with our children, online reviews, and not moving when the light turns green. We also re-write a bit of hist...
Blade Hands & The Ultimate Escape Room Team - Comedy Podcast
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for everyone’s favorite segment. Liar, Liar is back on the show today and Owl has made a mistake with one of his “facts”. Will it re...
My Noble Gas & The Best Elements - Comedy Podcast
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about playing board games against professionals, becoming pregnant, dirty underwear protocol. We also talk about how to prior...
The Burden Of Molting & 90’s Nostalgia - Comedy Podcast
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show we find out exactly how much Jason knows about military ranks. We also talk about shipping ourselves across country, low driving vis...
Puppy Problems & The Best Food Pairings - Comedy Podcast
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss how to figure out which eye is your dominant eye. We also discuss puppies chewing & pooing. Then, we jump into a round...
Andy Breaks The Law & The Ultimate Debt Collectors - Comedy Podcast
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show we talk about doggie defecation and public urination. We also discuss our wives childhood crushes, kids birthday parties, and helpin...
Hot Mud & An Ocean Battle - Comedy Podcast
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s finally here! We are back in the studio and we got to try out a new segment! Before that, we discuss evading The Predator, cliffhangers, and do...
Passive Gas & The Best Fruit Candies - Comedy Podcast
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dragon slayer, dragon rider, or dragon? Choose your adventure! We also talk about tracking our gas emissions, network sitcoms, and some out of this wo...
Tall People Problems & The Worst Exercises - Comedy Podcast
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re rich! Or are we? On today’s show, we talk about winning a lottery jackpot and the ramifications that come along with that. We also discuss h...
Grinch Sleepers Unite & The Most Overrated Actors/Actresses - Comedy Podcast
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are back with another LIAR,LIAR! segment today! Is today the day? We also discuss bad tattoos, becoming a raindrop, and starring in a terrible movi...
The Ultimate Cannonball & Songs To Scare Off An Intruder
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Spitwads! We’re baaaack! Happy New Year! On today’s show, we discuss the Wizard of Oz, sky diving, pre-mergencies, and a hospital mixup. We al...
Spitballers Classics: Sharing Your Toothbrush With WHO?!
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We will be back next week with a great, fresh episode. But until then, enjoy another fantastic show from the Spitballers archives --- On today’s epi...
Spitballers Classics: Changing Clothes in Public and the Best Christmas Movies Ever!
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will be back in two weeks with fresh new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers archives…A season-ending ex...
Birdhouse Blunders & Dream Sponsorships - Comedy Podcast
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, find out what’s got Mike taking a bite outta crime. We also give out some of the best life advice money can buy and solve a few r...
Dirty Elbows & Our Favorite Emojis
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we debate hot topics like spending a year on a submarine, stealing out of tip jars, and holding hands whilst crossing the street. W...
B-Team Basketball & The Worst Holiday Traditions
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money...
Air Mattress Casualty & The Best Cookies
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we talk about the best Disney sidekicks, a house with a view, and sleeping on our neighbor’s lawn. We also give you updated st...
Low-T Moose & The Worst Minor Inconveniences
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tune into today’s episode to find out what’s got Owl’s ears ringing. Then stick around to hear the guys discuss tv binging preferences, moose an...
"Eat This!" & The Best Future Technologies
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss elementary school vs. high school memories and which subject the fellas could still ace an exam in today. We also have a ‘...
The Big Retirement & A Hospital Battle Royale
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we talk about artificial pet-telligence, limb smoothies, and colostomy bombs. Yeah, it’s as ‘off the rails’ as it sounds. We ...
My Power Arm & The Best Dad Jokes Pt. II
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are back, by popular demand, with a draft of ‘The Best Dad Jokes’ - part deux. Before that, we tackle some hilarious would you rather questions...
Don’t Do Murder & Our Biggest Fears
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We...
The Flavor of Science & Animals We'd Like To Ride
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and th...
Trash Burglar & The Worst Halloween Candy
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figur...
Owl Gets Fired & A Craft Store Battle
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a Liar, Liar segment on the show today ensuring that this episode is not only extremely entertaining - but educational. But first, we disc...
Crazy Wig Guy & The Best Animated Movies
28 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What ‘Would You Rather’ question has led to Jason wearing different wigs as he patrons his favorite restaurants? What ‘Situation Room’ circums...
Keto Mosquitoes & Nostalgic Childhood Toys
21 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show is jam packed with hilarity! Find out how to distinguish a pipe vs. a tunnel. Find out what product has simultaneously gotten worse and...
A Million Dollar Challenge & The Most Memorable Death Scenes
14 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're back!! On today's episode we talk about a pretty wide gamut of nonsense. From getting hit in the ankle with shopping carts, to being reborn as a...
Dollar Sheets Club & The Best Disney Songs
31 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Is This Real Life is back on the show today! Tune in to hear the guys discuss some of the wackiest headlines they could find. Before that, we muse abo...
Plumbing Problems & The Best Veggies
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show is packed full of laughs. We debate important choices like: poison belly button darts vs. corrosive acid spit and cooking naked vs. pee...
Fanny Packs, Hippie Sacks & Stress Relieving Activities
17 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Spitballers are back with another great episode to brighten your Monday! During ‘Would You Rather’, we jump into single vs multiplayer gaming,...
Jason Makes a Mistake & Skills We Wish We Had
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Why is Jason so uncomfortable on today’s episode? Listen in and find out! In our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment, we talk about sharknapping, a crap...
Butt Quacks & The Best Dad Jokes
03 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show is loaded with laughs. We talk about such important topics like pooping in bushes, the stadium shimmy, and singing off key. We also giv...
Bath Boys & The Perfect Summer BBQ
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we ...
Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling...
Lie Detecting & A Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actresses
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with...
Important Studies & The Perfect Sack Lunch
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Studies show this episode is hilarious. During our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss IKEA furniture assembly, losing your copy/paste function...
Rub-a-Dub-Dubbin & The Perfect Heist
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This show is packed with hilarity. We muse on real life power ups, dial-up internet, and President Taft. We also have our ‘Is This Real Life’ segm...
Belly Button Buttons & A Cereal Box Battle
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show comes out of the gate with a very dangerous scat. But rest assured, we remain family-friendly. Once we get into the meat of it, we disc...
The Super Bowl and Mount Rushmore of Actors
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show is packed. We get into some 'Would You Rather’ questions and ‘Jason Explains’, before taking a trip into ‘The Situation Room’...
School Bus Criminals & The Lone Survivor
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neig...
Butt Breathing & The Weakest Link
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time o...
Favorite Show Moments & Honey I Shrunk The Draft
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the pott...
Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, a...
Pig Fires & The Best Potato Based Foods
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We ...
Naked Wisdom & Favorite Fictional Sports Characters
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no...
Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast ramb...
Raw Chicken Snacks & Ice Cream Truck Favorites
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers...
Sleeping À La Mode & Toilet Paper Alternatives
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone’s favorite segment is back! Liar, Liar! Can any of the guys out smart the wise Owl? We also banter about security guards invading our perso...
Trickle Down Soaponomics & Things To Replace Your Hands
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we are taking you back to school and solving a marital dispute all in one short lecture on trickle down soaponomics. We also discus...
Mouth Breathers & The Most Unsanitary Things
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the prefer...
Quarantine Confessions & Social Distancing Essentials
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and...
Human Cannons & The Nastiest Smoothie
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday Spitwads! On today’s show (and every show), we are bringing you tons of logic that is sure to be useful in your every day life. Would y...
Throwing Fruit & Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Athletes
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all o...
Belly Button Turds & The Best States
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We have our most requested segment back on today’s show - LIAR, LIAR! Can any of the guys go 3 for 3 against the clever Owl? We also muse on uncomfo...
Dirty Soap & Luxury Mansion Items
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ s...
Allergy Tests & an NBA Mascot Battle
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with ...
Running in Jeans & Movies That Make You Cry
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever just needed a good cry? Then this episode is for you! We are drafting movies that make you cry. Actual tears may or may not be shed duri...
Cookies In My Socks and The Best Slogans
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is ‘BOOM’ing with funny moments! Come along as we tell the tale of our new friend Big Gordo! Jason also shares his favorite popcorn s...
Criminal Speeding & A Disney Princess Battle
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome Spitwads! Try not to step in the Owl scat on your way in. On today’s episode, we find out all about Jason’s shady run-ins with the fuzz. W...
This Is My Fart Room
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Spitwads! ‘Is This Real Life’ is back in the lineup today! Come along and find out what headlines had the fellas scratching their heads in dis...
I Think I Swallowed A Clementine!
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jas...
Sharing Your Toothbrush With WHO?!
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year Spitwads! We are back at it with some great new content. On today’s episode, we discover some of the roles Jason was born to play on ...
Spitballers Classics: Yoda Pooping and Donut Decisions
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We will be back next week with all new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers Vault… Amazing life advice today...
Spitballers Classics: A Genie Grants You 3 Wishes... and Chocolate Tarantulas
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With the season upon us, we are stepping away from the mics for the holidays to spend some time with our families. We will back in the new year with s...
Snorting Snalt and Andy Is A Narc!
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We...
Would Poo Rather?
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the poopocolypse. This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we v...
Spitballers Classics: Magical Spit and Getting Away With Murder (Ep. 23)
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross!...
Dog Poo Dinero
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discus...
Please...Tase Me Bro!
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballist...
I’m So Rich and Fancy
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The wheels fall off early on this episode. We start by diving deep into a strange flex from one of our listeners. Then we have some serious faux pas d...
Cough, Drop, and Roll With It!
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Monday and WE’RE BACK! On today’s episode, we bring back a fan favorite - ‘Is This Real Life’? Find out what has Owl all choked up ju...
Spitballers Classics: Food Fight To The Death! (Ep. 28)
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry Spitwads! With Andy extremely sick all week, we were unable to get the team together to record a new episode as planned. We will be back next we...
Spitballers Classics: A Scary Situation and a Cartoon Kid Gets DESTROYED! (Ep. 14)
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With our fearless host away for the week on a well deserved vacation, we bring to you a classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we r...
Procrastination Is A Virtue & The Best Movie Theater Snacks - Comedy Podcast
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason toda...
The Return of the Spear & The Best Months of the Year - Funny Spitballers Podcast
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before ...
Flying Cars, Floating Butts, & The Biggest Pet Peeves - Funny Spitballers Podcast
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But b...
Ballin’ With Beasts and Public Pooping - Spitballers Comedy Podcast
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we...
A Casket Full of Cheese & A Proposal Debate - Spitballers Comedy Podcast
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come al...
Banana Butts & The Most Iconic Hollywood Voices - Spitballers Comedy Podcast
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be...
Licking Mars & The Worst Playlist Ever - Spitballers Comedy Podcast
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we talk about licking planets and interplanetary royalty. We also take the time to find the line between Andy’s generosity and se...
The World’s Largest Boot & Our Favorite TV Moms - Funny Podcast
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever said something out loud and immediately realized how dumb it sounded? Don’t worry, so has Andy. Also, find out what’s got Al Borland...
An Awkward Funeral Announcement & A Melodic Battle Royale - Spitballers Comedy Show
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Even amongst the madness of fantasy football season, we made sure to get into Spitballers Studios to brighten Mondays around the world. On today’s e...
Driving with Kids on the Roof & The Best Board Games - Fun Comedy Podcast
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
NEW SEGMENT ALERT! An all new ‘Is This Real Life’ segment debuts today! Yes, this also means a great new segment audio drop. Don’t miss it! But ...
Emergency TP Tips and The Best Sports Movies of All Time - Comedy Podcast
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too mu...
Boiled Urine and Challenging Death to a Duel - Funny Podcast
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to li...
Disposable Bicycles and the Best Fast Food Menu Items - Comedy Podcast
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we announce an exciting new way to support the show and join the new #Spitwad community! Plus, you will get access to our FULL PODCAST ARCHIVE,...
A Deal With A Local Wizard and A Draft Best Left in the Past - Comedy Podcast
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how...
Running for President and A Corporate Fight to the Death - Funny Podcast
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate t...