Sports Bitches
Episodes
March Madness Wins, Moon Expeditions, & Tiger Woods' Wild Ride
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Big money! This week on the pod, the gals give a play-by-play on their March Madness tournaments, how Sarah won big, and announce the winners of the S...
Into the (Tiger) Woods and West to Summer House!
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Megan gives a masterclass on the latest Summer House drama unfolding in real time (DM her for insider tea). Then the gals unpack the latest...
We Have Risen! Major Wins for the WNBA, March Madness Brackets & Easter Candy Ranked
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the gals head to home base on the MLB's opening day and concession menu items. Then, let's play some basketball! The gals crunch the number...
Where In the World Is Sean Penn? and Why Is Jake Shane Everywhere? The Oscars, WikiFeet Ratings, & March Madness
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're gonna be, gonna be golden. The Sports B*tches open the envelope on the 98th Academy Awards: Sinners, Misty Copeland vs Timothée Chal...
Chat, Are We Cooked? Birthday Brawls, Breakups & the World Baseball Classic
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"The Lord can't see you in New Orleans," Megan (Mee-gan) and Rachel are back with sordid tales from Meg's birthday trip in the Big Easy! Does anyone ...
NFL Combine, Cold-Hearted Snakes & Connor Storrie's Saturday Night Fever
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GO LONG! This week, the boys are showing out at the NFL Combine and we are diving in. Then, something wicked this way come! The gals give a play-by-pl...
Fueled by Rage (Olympic Hockey Crash Out and More!)
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
REUNITED and it feels so good! The gals take you through what they've been watching and loving lately. Then they dive head first into the US Men's Hoc...
Olympic Scams & Scandals! We're Rock Hard For Curling.
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are doing a round-up of Olympic scandals on this episode of Sports Bitches cause, baby, there are A LOT! Curling! Ice Dancing! Credit Card T...
BAD BUNNY HALFTIME LOVE! Curly fries and Super Bowl relationship drama.
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The NFL season might be over but the sports bitches just keep going. They break down everything they loved about Bad Bunny‘s Super Bowl halftime sho...
Super Bowl Prop Bets, Durags and Silk Bonnets
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Sports B*tches are here with their uniquely wild Super Bowl preview! Rachel recaps her doozy of a weekend with self-cut bangs and a cabinet p...
Super Snow, Super Bowl, Super B*tches!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode includes Megan reporting on location from the country's major snow storm. Megan's life saving chili has the gals talking weir...
A Super Bowl Ring and a Big Ol' Hog
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode has everything you love: unfounded rumors and Sports B's infighting! Megan starts with a plea to listeners and then a rollercoaste...
That's A Lot of (Alan) Cumming...
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you think NFL wild card weekend was wild, wait till you here what happened to your gals this weekend! Rachel breaks down her brush with a rap ...
New Year! New Bride-To-Be! New NFL Coaches-To-Be!
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A brand new year! A brand new episode! And a brand new bride-to-be! Sarah gives the behind the scenes on her Christmas Eve engagement. Megan gives the...
Merry Sports B's Gators on the Field!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All 3 gals are back together for a holly jolly episode. Sarah teaches everyone that a cartel has bought Etsy, Rachel teaches everyone that Heated Riva...
Between Ol Man Rivers and Sheronne Moore's Sampler Platter, Have We Lost The Plot?!
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This was Megan’s opportunity for a flu game and she just couldn’t stomach it, we don’t blame her! We’d go into hiding if Phillip Rivers was ou...
Over the Philip Rivers and Through the Woods
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The b*tches open this week's episode with an impassioned statement about Indianapolis fandom from host/Colts fan/resident lunatic Megan. The ladies at...
From Heaux to Housewife (and a Salute to Their Service!)
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a less than relaxing Thanksgiving Break, the B*tches are back together and feeling great! Rachel takes everyone on a rollercoaster recapping her...
Bathroom Rumors, Phillies Karen and a Whole Bunch of Bad Boys
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off a busy weekend for the gals, Sarah gives a behind the scenes look at The Masked Singer, Megan takes you inside her Emmy-worthy performance a...
Saddam…Sports B*tch?
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals were on one this week! Sarah reveals she spent the night at MULTIPLE of Saddam Hussein’s former palaces. Then, off the rails and off to the...
The Best World Series Ever!? A Dodgers Celebration, Rachel Bonnetta's Wicked Hangover and NFL Trade Deadlines!
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The World Series is over and Megan and Rachel are still speaking! A win bigger than the Dodgers themselves! All the gals’ thoughts on the World Seri...
World Series Marathon! Major NBA Drama (and the Gals as Mobsters)! Pizza, Cheesesteaks and Halloween Costume Cuteness!
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals recorded this episode just 9 hours after the 18 inning marathon that was Game 3 of the World Series. Rachel is Blue Jays crazed, Me...
Victoria's Secret? Sporty (and Slutty) Halloween Costumes! MLB Babe Shohei Ohtani AMAZES! And More Mark Sanchez Drama...
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boo! All three b*tches are back together and brewing up something special for the spookiest holiday of all! The ladies lead-off with Baseball (pun int...
Welcome Pumpkin Spice Season, Mourning Diane Keaton and a Dive Into MLB Playoff Pocket Snacks
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bitches are down a bitch but that won't keep them in check! Rachel and Megan dive into PSL (pumpkin spice latte) season and jointly mourn their be...
EXCLUSIVE with WWE Superstar Rhea Ripley + Taylor Swift Phallic Love Song and Megan Had Nothing to Do with the Mark Sanchez Incident (Allegedly)
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Swifties UNITE! The girls unpack Taylor Swift’s horned-up anthem on Travis Kelce’s woody woodpecker. Did we ask for this? No. Are we streaming it?...
Bad Bunny Doesn't Wear Underwear (We Think), There's a Shower Pooper at Rachel's Gym, and Ryder Cup Discourse
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are so happy to be back together! After a wild weekend in the NFL, the bitches celebrate the announcement of the Super Bowl halftime show per...
8 Simple Rules for Dating Lane Kiffin’s Daughter, An Arrest in Travis Kelce’s Backyard and a Week 3 NFL Round Up
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are breaking down the biggest overreactions and underreactions to week 3 in the NFL. They are also living for Lane Kiffin’s social media le...
NFL Week 2: Injury-fest, Totally Unsubstantiated Taylor Swift Rumors and MORE (Green Dildos)!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A lackluster and injury ridden slate of week 2 games won’t bring the gals down! They decide which 0-2 teams should be concerned, which 2-0 teams sho...
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Week 1
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Week 1 is of the NFL is in the books and the bitches discuss who is spitting up losses and who should be swallowing up wins. Megan tries to expla...
The One And Only NFL Preview Show! (And More Football Tea Than Has Ever Been Spilled Before)
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The NFL season is upon us and the bitches are still in person… And then not in person (life is complicated! OK!?) The gals breakdown all 32 teams to...
IT’S A LOVE STORY! Taylor Swift Engagement Reactions LIVE IN STUDIO, College Football Returns, and Tennis Drama (Yes, It Exists!)
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is a big episode, folks! The gals are back together in person for the first time ever (not like actually, but for the pod). They react IN REAL TI...
What is Megan Mad About Now? Livestrong Bracelet Discourse, Taylor Swift's Sourdough, and Do Apple Watches Make You Annoying?
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BREAKING! Livestrong bracelets are back in the Sports B*tches discourse. The gals break down some Taylor Swift easter eggs from last week's New Height...
What In The D*ldo Is Going On In Sports? Weapons, The NFL’s Smelling Salt Prohibition, & New Heights for Sports B*tches
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Sports B*tches, the girls have been called up to the big leagues! We dive into the hottest headlines, projecting that Taylor Swift will b...
Same B*tches, NEW DAY!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rachel Bonnetta, Sarah Tiana and Megan Gailey are sports fans, comedians and (craziest of all) friends. From global sports headlines to hot gossip on ...
WE LOVE LUCY (Rohden) & CFB | Sports B*tches
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There is a new biotch in town and her name is Lucy (and we love Lucy!). She gives us a very fun, funny and insightful college football preview, we do ...
Down A B*tch
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two of the gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel and Sarah congratulating Megan on the birth of her...
We’re Getting Induced!
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with guessing Megan's baby size since it is her final week of being p...
Big Ol' Dumper
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! While Sarah was in NYC for Fanatics Fest, Rachel was hitting the ice for her first *CO-ED...
Seeing Red (Sox)
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the Rachel and Sarah guessing Megan's baby size as always before...
Waymo Discourse
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Sarah recapping her time working on the BET Awards, before the g...
Smuggling Babies
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Sarah recapping her experience being at the Big Slick KC event s...
Mountains of Cocaine
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan explaining why she's in a bad mood and her recent trip to ...
Talent Show
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel and Megan both talking about why they're recording in dif...
B*tches in Berlin
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan talking about filming her new comedy special before Rachel...
Hockey Smut
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with another week of guessing Megan's baby size. The trio jokes about...
Legendary (Sperm)
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with another week of guessing Megan's baby size. The trio recaps the ...
3 Girls 1 Pope
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the trio talking about the death of Pope Francis and guessing Me...
The Sports B*tches Are Going To Space
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the trio recapping the WNBA Draft where we saw Paige Bueckers go...
The B*tches Are Back!
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah poking fun at Rachel for not filling out a brack...
Two Threats of Death
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the Rachel and Sarah laughing at Megan's comments to a heckler d...
Loose Teeth and Loose Guns
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with an update on Tracy Morgan who vomited court side at the New York...
Taylor Swift the Nanny
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Rachel discussing their travel this past week and joke...
Sarah Dated A Blue Man
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan sharing a bit about her Palm Springs trip and Sarah's "poo...
Hoinking Your Doink
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with some laughs over Sarah's "healing potion" and Megan's son Conrad...
Benihana Birthdays
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with a double birthday as both Megan and Sarah celebrated on Monday! ...
Sarah's B*tches
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel saying how she is sick and saw a person get kicked off he...
Rachel Takes a Pregnancy Test
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah reacting to Rachel taking a pregnancy test right...
Ghost Dong
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the news that the trio will be at Cosm in Los Angeles to watch t...
We Hired A Witch
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan giving a new size update of the baby and some funny talk s...
We Love LA
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches. The show begins with the group discussing the horrific events ongoing in Los Angeles with...
Let Us Pray
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! Rachel starts off the show talking about her trip to the Peach Bowl where she witnessed o...
New Year, Same B*tch!
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are back from their holiday break and start off this episode of Sports Bitches with some very exciting news shared by Megan! Ahead of the sec...
Home Alone Casting: NFL
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan recapping the very fancy Christmas party she went to. Next, they dive into the NFL Week 1...
Doink for Division | NFL Week 14 recap
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches joking about if they ever were put in jail. Next they dive into the College Football Playoff as Rach...
Two Bourbons Deep | NFL Week 13 Recap
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with a question that came up during Megan's Thanksgiving - can a regular person gain 3 yards in an N...
Strip Club Buffet | NFL Week 12 Recap
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Since it's the week of Thanksgiving, the gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan's story about a wild Thanksgiving her family had yea...
Receding Headlines | NFL Week 11 Recap
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches joking about Megan & Rachel's comedy show they performed at and Sarah confusing the Hasselbeck b...
The Cowboys Need More Than Curtains | NFL Week 10 Recap
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off discussing Rachel's bout with food poisoning and Sarah's fancy hotel room in Las Vegas before diving into the NFL. With it being ar...
More People Need To Be Punched | NFL Week 9 Recap
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off discussing Monday Night Football where Kansas City defeated Tampa Bay in a close one, which begs the question - who can beat the Ch...
Rachel vs a Serial Killer | NFL Week 8 Recap
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off discussing Rachel's trip to New York where she's currently trying to avoid a potential serial killer in her area. Next up, Megan is...
From The Start To The Beginning | NFL Week 7 Recap
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals start off with the Los Angeles Dodgers making it to the World Series which caused Megan to make a hefty purchase. Sarah is celebrating her Ge...
Don't Drink Out Of A Bong! | Week 6
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals recap NFL Week 6 including, the Jets trading for Davante Adams, the Steelers switching to Russell Wilson and who Sarah thinks is the best QB ...
Stefon *Diggs* into Cardi B?! | Week 5
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals recap NFL Week 5, wish Rachel a very happy birthday, Megan dresses up like a clown, Robert Saleh gets fired, Vandy upsets Bama and the goal p...
The NFL Has A Bitch Problem | Week 4
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals recap NFL Week 4, Sarah discusses Georgia's loss to Alabama, they debate Kliff Kingsbury's attractiveness, break down the Karl-Anthony Towns ...
Don't Have A Wedding On A Sunday! | WEEK 3
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals recap NFL Week 3, Megan's high school reunion, Caitlin Clark getting poked in the eye and should the Utah Hockey Club leave the name as is?Se...
WEEK 2! Megan Hates Football, Weird Places We've Puked & QB Corner
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals dive headfirst into their favorite puke stories *and* break down week 2—which is the more important discussion? It's up to you to decide! ...
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly of Week 1
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals dive in to week 1 and all the football deliciousness it had to offer.... there was also some... not so fun things to discuss on this episode....
FOOTBALL 101
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are diving into a new NFL season by reminiscing on seasons past (and the drama that took place in them). This is a great episode for anyone t...
Welcome to Sports Bitches!
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians Sarah Tiana, Megan Gailey and Rachel Bonnetta tackle the biggest and smallest headlines in sports. Just 3 gals yappin for an hour every We...