Stall It with Darren and Joe
Episodes
Ep 247: A Waste Of A Dream
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joe’s under siege from April Fools’ pranks as Moira goes all-in with fake Sky Sports headlines, while Darren admits he completely forgot April Foo...
Bonus: How Many Digits For The Dog
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week in the “Church of Stall It”, the lads are answering another stealing dilemmea, starting with an Elsa doll mix-up and ending up with Joe ...
Ep 246: Sparks Out At A Bus Stop
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joe has been at the documentaries again and takes it upon himself to give a lecture on the science behind nuclear bombs which results in a debate abou...
Bonus: Rubbing The Spire
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys get to come up with some fresh ideas to fleece tourists one of which involves getting a rub off a Dublin landmark.A listener asks t...
Ep 245: Greatest Load Of Ponce An' Wonce
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Now that the shamrocks have been stored away for another year, Darren and Joe take a reflective look back on their own Paddy's Day 2026. Joe thought h...
Bonus: Fight Of The Century: Ma v Ma
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's bonus the boys ponder whether they could blag their way around dublin for free for an entire month.Joe fondly reminisces about the best...
Ep 244: Dirty Matresses And The 'Manosphere'
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Darren and Joe take a walk, or rather a jump into memory lane as they revisit some of the absolutely mad/life threatening things kids used t...
Bonus: Hunted By A Fat Zombie
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in bonus town with a fistful of mad queries from you the listener. This week they have 24 hours to survive being hunted in Dublin an...
Ep 243: The Manhattan Millionaires
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Darren stumbles across a bizarre sight on a trip to Blanch that kicks of a discussion that could potentially land the two boys with MILLIONS!Joe throw...
Bonus: To Poo, Or Not To Poo
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Listener discretion advised: This episode contains frank discussion of pooing in pubs.So yeah, this week's conversation takes a bit of a turn, specifi...
Bonus: Muskets & Mash Cubes
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Unfortunately the lads were only able to record a bonus this week but they have ensured it's a super, extra chunky one.This week we get to learn that ...
Ep 242: "The George Foreman Walked So They Could Run"
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Eoin is back at the wheel this week and throwaway mention of his slow cooker sends the boys and the converstion spiralling into a juicy debate. Joe ha...
Bonus: Chuckie Ár Lá
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Firstly our apologies for the lateness of the binus this week but it's all Joe's fault. That's what you get when you follow an A.I diet!A listener's k...
Ep 241: Obama Proves Joe Right
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for some post live show analysis and the behind the scenes revelations come thick and fast. Joe's Vicar St victory lap gets halted by a boun...
Bonus:Getting Jumanji'd With Louis Walsh
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A bit later than usual this week so sincere apologies but better late than never as they get to back in some high praise from listeners at the live sh...
Ep 240: Return Of The Willie Mug
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's a crowded studio this week with both Eoin AND Ed being roped in to wrangle a recording out of the boys. Not only that but there's a random young ...
Bonus: Go Home Conway...You're Naked!
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Some EXCELLENT listener questions have the boys' brains working overtime this week as they get to be a fly on some very interesting walls whilst also ...
Ep 239: Look Who's Walking
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are feeling a little out of place this week in their new studio and Joe soon storms out over the building rules about his (inappropriate) par...
Bonus: Imelda May & The Army Of Barbers
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Scootergate rumbles on into the bonus as much like said scooter, Joe cannot park this outrageous injustice. Even poor Imelda May gets dragged into it....
Ep 238: Apologise Ryan Tubridy!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are in mad mystical form this week as Joe has introduced Darren to the power of crystals and he's already seeing the benefits. Ed is not conv...
Bonus: Let's get Quizical
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A listener/teacher has been kind enough to send in the lads a fully formed quiz at a 4th class levbel to see how the boys get on with it. We'll let yo...
Ep 237: Getting jocked on Grok
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's awards season and the lads are off to the Oscars AGAIN (in their heads) and they debate who to bring, who to burn in the speech and wetting thems...
Bonus: Blessed Are The Podmakers
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Some excellent listener questions this week for the lads to chew on...literally as they get to discuss the sounds that drive them up the walls.Things ...
Ep 236: KEVIN McGucken enters the chat.
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Eoin is back in the house to try and put manners on the lads with middling success it must be said.He's noticed a change in Darren's attire recently a...
Bonus: You Haven't Touched Your Jumbo Breakfast Roll
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It may be a new year but don't think the listener's have forgotten #BEANJUICEGATE as it rears it's controversial head once again.The lads get asked to...
Ep 235: Slide Tackling Pat Kenny
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are BACK for the first chat of 2026 and rundown of how their collective Christmas and New Years went. Joe does his his family dynamic no favo...
Bonus: Ride On? Jog on!
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in pod town and easing themselves into matters with a shared rant about music in pubs and poor ol' Christy Moore catches a few stray...
Ep 234: 2025 - The Highs, The Lows...The Wheelbarrows.
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the studio, nothing was stirring apart from Darren and Joe.Ahead of the arrival of the 26 fella, the b...
Bonus: Playing Hardball With Elmo
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's QUITE the cast of characters this week's listener fuelled ramblings from Elmo negotiating contracts to the Unabomber being forced to ride shot...
Ep 233: Joe Saves Christmas
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and Darren meet at a Christmas convention but more on that later...This week the boys bemoan the lack of options in Dublin for entertaining the ki...
Bonus: Splittin' The Pee
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a follow-up to last week's unwrapping of the pod's uber listeners we hear some more startling stats from the 1% and the lads just about work out ho...
Ep 232: Stone of Suspicion
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren is a bit under weather, but it can’t hold us back for long. Joe has had a far more serious dose, and tells us how he had to make an emergency...
Bonus: 2 Boiled Eggs And A Monster
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads hear a cautionary tale from listener who made a mortifying discovery as a child whilst searching for presents in her parents bedroo...
Ep 231: 2 Degrees Of Pat Kenny
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In big news/a warning to road users Darren reveals the impressive results of his Driver Theory Test and in typical form, he managed to somehow wrangle...
Bonus: Bean Juice Is Ketchup? - The Final Answer!
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As regular listeners will know, our Joe has some pretty wild opinions and there's little more in life he loves more than using his platform to spout t...
Ep 230: I'm An Internet Celebrity...GET ME IN THERE!
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's pod award season and whilst the lads came away empty handed, Joe won gongs for 'Most Underdressed' and 'Worst Prepared For The Free Bar' so that'...
Bonus: Raiders of The RTE Canteen
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe's preparing for the worst ahead of a parent teacher meeting and we hear about the creative use of a Frube to get sent home sick from school. A que...
Ep 229: 4 Eyes On The 2 Johnnies
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and Darren are on high alert! A certain rival podcast duo are wandering around outside ON THEIR PATCH and the boys are keeping a VERY watchful eye...
Bonus: Push it With a Limit
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With our regular producer absent this week, Darren puts the reading glasses on and takes over the duties of asking your questions, and he’s enjoying...
Ep 228: Sneak Off Special
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren isn’t happy as he finds out he was left out of an invite only event that both Joe and Eoin attended. And it gets worse, as he finds out about...
Bonus: The 100 Club
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the top 100 club, where nothing goes according to plan and apparently corruption is literally on the table.We get a singing introduction to...
Ep 227: Discount Disfiguration
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are the victims of police profiling and, at the exact same time, meet a legend of Irish music – and we wonder what would happen if Darren w...
Ep 999: Lines of Enquiry
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know we love a deep dive here, we’ve gone down the rabbit hole on JFK, the Unabomber, and all sorts so when something serious lands, we’re all...
Bonus: Back to Front and Front to Back
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Joe as grumpy as he seems? Or has his daily meditation/astral projection practice calmed his mind? You could nearly believe that he's a changed man...
Ep 226: Merchandise of the Gods
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are welcomed this week by Darren the bingo caller, before we get into some questionable speculation on mysterious intergalactic objects, hear about...
Bonus: Suck A Leg. Save A Life.
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we hear how Darren (almost kind of nearly) literally saved someone's life thanks to recent podcast with one single question.We also get to l...
Ep 225: A View to a Drill
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The builders are at the studio doors and the drills are on full blast, with the lads gazing out at the work underway.We somehow start off with a chat ...
Bonus: The Snickers Effect
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you noticed that celebrities don't use earbuds anymore? No? Well Joe has and needless to say there's a conspiracy behind it.Also this week they g...
Ep 224: TNs in Space
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren Conway has suddenly become a man of high stakes gambling, as he pulls off an audacious surprise party plan, with fictitious gala dinners and lo...
Bonus: Crunchy Guinea Pigs
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you're sitting down for this week's bonus because something very weird occurs. People are in agreement with one of Joe's rants! Yes his outrag...
Ep 223: Pedal Panic
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren is a newly minted fan of the NFL, and he’s got the merch to prove it, and maybe someday he’ll understand the sport too.Joe’s trading life...
Bonus: Rage Stage
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe McGucken goes full professional talking head this week, and Darren is only too happy to wind him up and let him go.And it all begins when one list...
Ep 222: Plaguearism
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a wave of plagiarism hitting our ever original hosts, with everyone from Keanu Reeves to James Corden under suspicion. They’re exploring t...
Bonus: The Rat Chase
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re pretending to be dentists, drinking the wrong things, considering tennis and golf as healthy new starts, and thanking the listeners for giving...
Ep 221: Beer From A Bull's Arse
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren's back from his holliers in Tenerife with a full review and it's a mixed bag and almost getting mowed down by mobility scooters was a real iss...
Bonus: Wait...Is Joe Actually Sound?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you put ice in your milk, there is help out there...just not on this week's bonus episode. It seems it's a thing and Darren also gets to introduce ...
Ep 220: Dude, Where's My Scooter?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Poor ol' Joe falls victim to an audacious crime and proceeds to get stuck into clampers while he's at it and Darren gets to re-tell his famous story o...
Bonus: Honk If Darren's Dead
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to a listener question, the lads get to nerd out on some fo their favourite Fr Ted lines and episodes.They also get to imagine their lives in t...
Ep 219: Handsy With A Goldfish
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe gives us the low-down on his weekend at EP including a suprise hello from a personal hero and a less pleasant run-in with another.Darren's reveals...
Bonus: Messi For Sale
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this bonus episode the lads dive into the curious world of Pokémon cards and Darren shares his own attempts at being a sports card shark. Joe nav...
Ep 218: Stall The BuzzBall
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren almost has brush with a life threatening illness but still found time to go to go to Oasis where he has an odd encounter with a burger bun.We g...
Bonus: Is Westmeath A County?
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are on Today Fm this week (well kinda) and naturally the age old question of whether you wash your legs in the shower rears its hairy limbs.J...
Ep 217: The King Of Commercials
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does your business need a sales injection? Well sit back and marvel as one of Ireland's biggest internet sensations shows what he can do to bring your...
Bonus: "I'm Turning Into A Bleedin' Cornflake"
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get to hear Joe's exclusive recipe for his thankfully niche 'Crack Beer'. Please do NOT try at home.A chat about prison brings up a legen...
Ep 216: Dustin - The Myth, The Man, The Turkey
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get a mini deep dive into one of the greatest live TV moments in Irish history, their mutual love of Podge & Rodge and Joe reveals a ...
Bonus: The Cake Classes
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One listener asks Joe for parenting advice on how to be honest with a child growing up in a world as bleak as Joe sees it.Darren admits a deep fear of...
Ep 215: Monkey Mansion
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We give you a bit more context on Darren’s deep hurt over some critical comments from listeners.Joe’s trying to explain elevenses but Darren’s o...
Bonus: Bigger Better Bonus
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren feels under attack from the listeners and we have responded by caving to pressure. And so we are bringing you our longest ever bonus episode. A...
Ep 214: P.S. I Love You, I Love You
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe battles with an old foe this week, as Darren wrestles with adjusting to a whole new level of fame.We get to hear Joe’s latest conspiracy theory,...
Bonus: Don’t Replicate This at Home
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Daren encourages us to dive into a full episode of funny sounds and theme song games.Darren thinks he can make a snack box, but not a chicken ball.A l...
Ep 213: "I'd Rather Sweat In A Liverpool Jersey"
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We get a real insight into the lifestyles of the internet famous this week as Joe and Darren give us a behind the scenes look into two very different ...
Bonus: I Am The Eggman
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quite an eggy feel to this week's episode as the lads choose who they would want to mind them if they were both, well, eggs and we all know and love o...
Ep 212 - I'm Robert Sheehan's BFF
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know before The 'Coldplay Incident' there was similar scandal to be had in Lough Derg? Joe has the skinny on the scandal that rocked the holy ...
Bonus: No News Is Good News
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Things get off to a rocky start as Darren's voice seems to break 'live' in studio but he recovers quickly before getting into a philosophical discussi...
Ep 211: Praise Nonetheless
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren finds himself lavished in praise following his stand up set before a sold out theatre.Joe tells us of being struck by a car on his scooter, and...
Bonus: Jocked By A Border Terrier
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the absence of 'Hollywood' Joe, this week Darren is joined by Ger who takes the throne only to be pummeled by questions and theories about lead poi...
Ep 210: The Great Bat Hoax
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe is infuriated by people taking offense on behalf of sharks, and he (really) flies a plane.Darren remembers the scourge of pocket money jealousy&nb...
Bonus: Does He Care?
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe is all vibrating atoms and he is delighted to be so,One listener attempts to turn AI against Joe and one of his big claims, but does Joe looks lik...
Ep 209: Superstar Networking
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The entire Irish music scene is a target for Darren, as he airs some grievances at 4am, and contacts Fontaines DC to ask (maybe begging?) for a favour...
Bonus: No Joe’s Go To Heaven
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe gets in a few tricky spots this week, and that’s before he ends up in a chokehold in the pub.He was up to his old tricks and got spotted by an e...
Ep 208: High Brow Filth
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Mr Tayto in fact the alter ego of one of Ireland’s most famous broadcasters?James Joyce’s letters to his wife, which are not on TikTok and ther...
Bonus: The Bubbaloo Two
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it better to have a perfect memory, or the ability to forget any moment we choose? Somehow this ends up with a reminiscence of rotisserie chickens ...
207: The Assassination of Darren Conway
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would it make the news if Darren was assassinated in the studio? How big would his funeral be? Would al of Finglas weep for their loss? Would influenc...
Bonus: Farmyard Fools
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As usual, we get some questions that leave us exasperated and confused – thank you for them.Darren admits he’d love nothing more than lasers in hi...
Ep 206: PlayStations of the Cross
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe finds himself in yet another curious situation, as a local priest makes good on a seven-year promise to call over to play the PlayStation. A...
Bonus: Return of the Man of the People
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After his controversy and shame of aligning himself with Margaret Thatcher last week, Darren has been riding the bus in an attempt to re-establish his...
Ep 205: Peugeots of the Illuminati
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We start off with a reminiscence on Joe’s favourite Peugeot hatchback and quickly find ourselves in a spiral of illuminati accusations against one a...
Bonus: The Iron Conway
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a hugely unfortunate moment, Darren accidentally aligns himself with one of history’s most unpopular leaders – and he’s not happy about it, b...
Ep 204: Hot Boxing Pensioners
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren is drunk and looking for a lift to the Oscars, we’re canvassing comedians about height related air travel, and we’re subjecting everyone to...
Bonus: 100 ways to avoid an iguana
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your questions are as always challenging, illuminating and a bit confusing. While we begin to suspect some of you may be winding us up, we endeavour i...
Ep 203: The Reunion
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
At long last we are all reunited in the studio, and there’s a lot to get through.We hear about Darren’s wedding and his honeymoon, from his bombas...
Bonus: Back With A Bonus
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a lengthy wedding induced absence, the boys are back in pod town and for their glorious return they get into some red hot takes about there they...
Ep 202: When the Pope met the Yup Bros
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have a yearning for a good pub quiz, while Darren is realigning himself with life back in his old chair in the studio. Joe wants to become a biker ...
Bonus: Return of the Joe
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe makes his long awaited return to the studio, as his theatre odyssey comes to a close. He is greeted with unsettling ASMR routines form Darren, an ...
Ep 201: The Devolution of Man (Ft. Terence Power)
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Terence power returns to once gain fill the gap left by Joe making his White House visit, and we are rapidly thrown into a confused delve into the the...
Bonus: Crowd Favourites (Ft. Terence Power)
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Joe making a last minute visit to the White House we draft in friend of the podcast, Terence Power, from Talking Bollox.It’s not long before Da...
Ep 200: Still Doing Very Well for Ourselves
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And so here we are, 200 episodes in and after over 10,000 minutes of podcasting, are we stuck searching the GoLoud offices for a tin whistle? Yes we a...
Bonus: Moo Balance
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have the option of some noisy shoes and a lifetime option of tracksuits, and Darren has grown sick of bean juice even as conspiracy theories float ...
Ep 199: Game Changers
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We pit the global AI giants in a battle of which computing superpower has the greatest knowledge of Stall It, and find a clear and decisive winner –...
Bonus: The Bean Delusion
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The bean juice and ketchup debate rages on and Joe is, unsurprisingly, not backing down.We completely lose our composure as we remember the Eurosaver ...