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Chapter 1: What are Pete's questionable holiday habits?
No, I actually genuinely do. On my life. On my life, I do. The doctor said that.
Chapter 2: How do Pete and Sam settle the ultimate sunbed wars debate?
Yeah, and I've got antis. Right, have you got a note? I'm not bringing a note into the podcast. Fine, fuck it. I will bring a note.
I will get a fucking note.
Fine. I don't believe it. I will get a note. I think you've self-diagnosed. No. Well, I did self-diagnose.
Chapter 3: What are the challenges of making friends on holiday?
There you go.
And then I went there and went, I'm pretty sure I've got tonsillitis. Right. And I went and looked down my throat. She went, oh, I can see the white spots. Yeah. Right. And then she went, she went, oh, can I have a listen to your breathing?
Chapter 4: What are the implications of the new social media ban for under 16s?
She went, oh, big crackle there, chest infection. Fucking imagine if you listened to mine. Yeah. Got a lot of crackle in my chest. A lot of crackle.
She went, big crackle. Ooh, chest infection.
Chapter 5: What is Sam's bizarre new obsession with barbecuing?
That's exactly what she did. He looked down my front and she went, ooh, white spots. All of the things. Is this the same person that sold you a TV? Was the doctor in the petrol station? Fuck's sake. Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast hosted by two bestest of best pals. It's me, Sam Thompson, and Peter James Jonathan Joseph Wicks. Like a boxing intro, that, wouldn't it? Terrible boxing.
Chapter 6: How does Pete feel about the recent baby name controversy?
Oh, whilst we're on the boxing thing, did you watch any of that Misfits thing? No, I didn't watch it.
Oh.
Oh, did Tommy's kid get named?
Chapter 7: What big announcement does Sam have for the audience?
What's the name?
Well, I'll get on to it. I'll get on to it. Don't you worry, we'll do that.
Let me just do some housekeeping.
Chapter 8: What happens when Sam's forfeit goes horribly wrong?
This is Monday's main episode, which you'll be able to watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Wednesday. And then we'll be doing a bonus episode, which comes out audibly on Thursday, which you can watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday. This episode will contain swearing. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself, rate, review, do all of that sort of crap.
So... Go on. Midas. Shut up. No, it's like... I don't mind that. I like that. Midas was? Midas. So Midas was the king that everything he touched turned to gold. Like that. Do you think that Tommy Fury knows? No, but a bit Molly does. Yeah, probably, yeah. Because he's going to be rich, that kid. So she's literally sitting there being like, yeah, we know. Midas Fury. I quite like that.
Do you have it on his trunks? He had it on the back of his fucking robe. Did he win? Yes. Did he win? Did he knock him out? No. No. Or knew. No. On points he won. 80 points. Wait, how did you, were you on holiday when this happened? Did you watch this on your holiday? No, I just caught up with it. I would have loved to see Pete being like, sorry guys, two seconds, just got the iPad up and did it.
Yeah, I like boxing, don't I? And I just, it was just all over Instagram, wasn't it? So I didn't purposely watch it just to find out the baby's name. It was more the boxing that I was interested in. How many mums or, like, sort of fans of Molly Mae do you think tuned in to a boxing match to find out what the kid's name was? Loads. Do you reckon there was a lot? Oh, honestly. Twitter was aflame.
Was aflame. Just so many people. I'll tell you what's also quite aflame. You. Yeah, bit of a holiday glow on, Peter. I've been on my Olly Bobs, haven't I? Yeah, you have, mate. I've been on fucking holiday. Yeah. It was delightful, switched off from the world as much as I could until some sad **** decided to take pictures of me whilst I was on holiday. I did, I saw you in the pool.
Just from the bed next to us. I actually offered one of them a cigarette. And they, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really nice. I know exactly who you are. All right. If you bumped into them like today, just like in this sort of like building, would you go up to them and be like, you bastard?
No, I'd take a picture of them from a distance and I'll put it on my Instagram and say, this is the rat that thinks it's okay to do them sort of things. Listen, it's just that they're minding their own business. And yeah, that's what people do.
But lovely holiday.
Can I just ask you a quick question, mate? Yes, absolutely. If you don't mind. I've never been locked in an embrace with you in a pool. No, you have. Well, you have because it was on a flag at Glastonbury, mate. So don't come at me with your fucking lies. That's so true. Well, you know, I kind of mounted you from behind. You were sort of like, you know, face-to-face mounting with someone.
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