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Chapter 1: What driving test experiences do Sam and Pete share?
welcome to staying relevant the bonus episode hosted by me sam thompson and peter james jonathan joseph wicks this is the bonus episode which means it's thursday um and you can watch this on josh and kira's youtube channel from 5 p.m on sunday and then monday's main episode which came out audibly on monday you can now watch on josh and kira's youtube channel as of 5 p.m last night which was wednesday which means you can catch us on a monday wednesday thursday sunday
This episode will contain swearing. If you don't like it, go f*** yourself. Make sure you rate, review, follow. Do all of that crap. You know the score by now. And if you ever want to feature in the bonus episode or just get in touch and just, you know, say hello, tell us about your life. Don't actually do that. We don't care.
Then email the worst email address in the world, which is... Hello at srproductions.co.uk Crack on, Samuel.
What have we got? We've got a little email from Natalie. Natalie goes, hello, everyone. It's staying relevant. After catching up on the podcast, I was listening to the episode where Sam said he could land a plane and Pete taking the piss out of Sam's driving skills. It got me thinking, how many attempts did it actually take Sam to pass the driving test? I'm assuming Pete passed first time.
Love the podcast. My daughter's 16. I hear her blasting the podcast out on YouTube when she's revising. Ha ha. I passed second time. I was the second time passer.
I also passed second time. I am reluctant to tell you the reason why, because I don't think you'll be surprised. Anger. Yeah, I failed my first one on a major, which was road rage.
You fucking prick out of the way. Pretty much. And then the guy just looked down at his clipboard and go, okay.
Yeah. Not even joking. That's literally what happened. It was a fucking zebra crossing and it pretty much got cleared. And then out of nowhere, this fucking little fucking child ran up to the zebra crossing, just as I'm fucking starting to pull away. I'm five minutes into the thing and then started running across it. So I've jammed on the thing. Wait.
at the fucking window and he literally the kid was about 10 running to school but you know it was clear I'd wait for people to stop I'd stop at the zebra crossing do you know what I mean like you're already in that fucking thing there and then just out of nowhere he's come you've got the fucking the driving instructor this side of me come out of nowhere and just as I'm fucking pulling away started running across thought you little fucker
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Chapter 2: How did Molly-Mae reveal her baby's name?
But other than that, everything was all right. And I was like, what was the point in that? And then on the second one, I went so slow, I nearly failed again. For being too slow? For being too slow. I went, I'm not going to let anyone fuck me out of this. So I literally was going like 15 in a 20 the entire way through.
And the guy even said, he goes, mate, you're getting loads of minors for going too slow. And eventually that will be a major.
Is that five, four minors and then the fifth within the same category would make a major or something, isn't it? And I was going so slow. Who knows what it is now for us. I don't know how they do it now.
yeah I mean look yeah that was that was why I failed that first one we were only about 10 minutes in so after that again we finished the fucking thing but at that point because I knew it was a fucking foul I was just bowling about really for the rest of the test I failed my theory five times
that I passed that first time I failed five to the point where I actually stopped going because you have to pay every time for your theory as well and back then my mum was paying and so I literally well I remember the fifth time she went oh for fuck's sake Sam she's like I can't keep paying for you to fucking fail your thing she's like you might as well just give up I wonder what the do you know what would be interesting you did the maths fucking thing it'd be interesting to see if we could pass a theory now
oh my god no because I hate the brake distance stuff and all of that I couldn't do it so obviously physics I haven't done a theory test for fucking 20 years but you have to do a separate one for motorbike for your full motorbike license so I've done that one but I did I passed on my motorbike and that fucking first time but I struggled with the theory Yeah, well.
Anything revising, just I'm out of the game, Natalie.
And you can't guess a parallel part, can you? Yeah. It's tough out there. Say hello to your daughter, by the way.
16-year-old daughter. Great age. No, not like that. No. I just think she's a lovely.
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Chapter 3: Would Sam and Pete change their children's names based on others' opinions?
Like, I have my own shit going on and I feel like I don't care. And I'm sorry that I don't care. And I apologize because I've always been the one to care. But I'm just starting to feel like life is lifing a little bit. And I just am starting to care slightly less about what name Tommy Fury comes out of this boxing shorts. And I'm just saying that. And I'm just putting it out there.
And I'm not shading it because fair play.
Well, Linda. In answer to your question, we don't give a fuck. Over to question time. But I might in the future, I don't know. Well, yeah, I mean, look, we are of that age. I've been of that kind of age and that mentality where life has been life and I've had shit going on and I've been working since seven. So for the past 30 years, I've had that mentality.
Chapter 4: What are the funniest name announcement ideas discussed?
It's nice that we're here now. It's so nice. Welcome. Welcome to the party. Welcome to reality. It's lovely. What will happen in roughly five years' time when you are with child, well, not you personally, but your present girlfriend, presumably, when you have a child, you will then revert back to Love Island being your life. Yeah. So we're now on the stage where life is lifing.
We have lots going on, which is amazing. But then at some point your life will give up. You will have children. You will be at home and every night you will be doing a watch along. So he will, he will be coming back. He will go full circle and he will come back. You haven't lost him forever, but right now the dark Lord has got him. All right.
So, so he'll come back to you, but right now he's fucking with me. Um, anyway, question time. Okay.
Here we go. Question time.
Now, do your best here because if you are with the Dark Lords, then like me, each week, this is the bit you dread the most and have sleepless nights about because it is mundane, pointless questions that no one gives a fuck about. But for the purposes of this podcast, if you could try, just try and form an opinion, all right, as I have done for the past 250 episodes. If you could try.
So let me ask you, all right, as a man that doesn't give a fuck, let me see your forms, form some opinions on these things.
Okay.
Would you rather have a constantly growing nose or ears? Come on, mate. You can do this. Just put it out the bag. Do it for the people. Do it for the people, Sam. Do it for the people.
Through a lens of Pete. I kind of get it. I kind of get it. Which is fucking mental.
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