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Chapter 1: What is the Staying Relevant summer party about?
Hello, welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode sponsored by, sponsored by, fuck it, I've lost my mind. I've just had some strumming.
Sir strumming.
I've just had some sir strumming, strumming, and I've lost my voice.
That's it.
I've lost my voice because of all the... Would you like me to handle this?
Would you mind? Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast is... I've not even had it. Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast hosted by two best friends. Me, Pete Wicks, and Samuel Robert Reginald Roger. Richard DeCoursey Thompson. This is the bonus episode, which means it's Thursday that this comes out audibly. You can watch it on Josh and Kiri's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday.
And then Monday's main episode, you can now watch on Josh and Kiri's YouTube channel from 5pm as of last night, which was Wednesday, which means you can catch us on a...
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday.
And that's the first time you'll have heard that this week because I forgot to do it in the main episode, which was a real shame. I feel like I've let myself down there. But hey-ho. As this is the bonus episode, it is mostly all about you. So if you want to get in touch, then email hello at srproductions.co.uk. Make sure you rate, review, do all of that sort of stuff.
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Chapter 2: Why do the hosts think they'd be terrible on Love Island?
Okay, cool. Here we go. 88. Feeling great. Two fat ladies. What the fuck? This is shit.
Okay, cool. Ready? You can make your own bingo calls.
Number 19.
A deck of cards. What's... Legs 11. 11.
11. Is he making up? Two legs.
No.
Pippa, you've done a few bingos in your time, haven't you?
Done many bingos.
And what's like the attraction of bingo to you?
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Chapter 3: What was the last photo on their camera rolls?
But one of the prizes might be a slow dance on stage.
No. So for all of you, it's on August the 6th. For Sam, it's on August the 7th.
Oh, that's after my birthday.
Yeah. We can call it my birthday celebration. But we haven't. We've called it staying relevant, bongos bingo.
But we'll also be celebrating my birthday there.
Yes, so we'll be celebrating Sam's birthday there as well. Another reason to celebrate Sam's birthday, and actually where I've been doing my shopping for Sam's birthday, is we have brand new merch. So keep your eyes peeled on the website because we are going to be kitting you out for summer. And let me give you a little clue. Something a little bit slutty.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah something a little bit slutty bit slaggy you know the old slutty little glasses we've got some slutty little things for you um which is very exciting dirty little sluts oh no just sort of too far dirty bitches yeah dirty batch um yeah
Dirty man, you dirty man. That sounds weird when you say dirty man.
Is that what the pharmacist said when you asked for the anal style?
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Chapter 4: What details are shared about the upcoming Bongo's Bingo event?
Yeah. And I'm gassy. Right. Gassy. I wouldn't, I just, it would happen at some point. I'd get too comfortable. I'd let one go and I'd be like, all right, that was me. And it just, it wouldn't land.
Yeah.
And it would just.
I would have said for you, one of the main reasons that you couldn't be a Love Islander is because you've got a girlfriend.
No, of course not. I mean, just like, just like, again, intricacies as to like why I wouldn't want to be on Love Island. Okay. I just think I'm past my prime. I've got a hunch. When do you think your prime was? 28. 28. Or 30, maybe 30.
30 was the prime. Maybe. Right. But that was during the dark period.
I love the way we call it at the time.
It was through the dark ages.
Yeah, it was through the ice age. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What happens during Question Time in this episode?
I think in the last episode.
thanks nicole just got used to it you know you know you see something enough times you're just used to it what what color are we at with your hair this is my just standard hair just standard hair okay no gray no which is why i'm balding apparently you gray early you keep your hair you don't gray you lose your hair um my everyone keeps thinking my hair's had a resurgence it has It absolutely has.
The fact that you used to have your hair the way you used to have it now is mental to me. Yeah, it is wild. It's wild. I saw a picture of me. I don't know. I look fucked. You look like you live on the street.
Yeah.
You do, mate. It's... I now just... The thing is, I know you just... Because you come in stages, right? Like, Pete Wick stages. So, like, you're in just a stage now where you've been in for about a year and a half. And I've just, I'm now so used to who you are now that I forget about who you were.
But that, that barnet, like also because you curtain it now, you sort of cover the bit that you need to cover. I don't purposely curtain it. It just, it falls. It's very nice the way it falls. It just naturally falls. But back. Shout out Harriet. Harriet, you've done a fucking phenomenal job.
She's been telling me for years. But, yeah, thank you. I don't mind the grey hair. I'm here for the grey hair.
I'm here for the grey hair.
I'm all right with it. Anyway, what is the last picture you took on your phone and is it safe to show the relevant family, please? Thank you for both being amazing. Emoji. Nicole. Luckily, yes, it is safe because mine's a picture of the dogs this morning. Sam's a picture of a fucking barbecue. That basically sums you and I up.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about their new merchandise?
It's a screenshot of how to make the perfect tank in Hearts of Iron IV, a game about World War II. And this is the perfect build for a meta tank. You need to have a medium howitzer on it, a three-man medium turret. I bet Nicole's glad she asked this. And a different engine. You need a 17 engine. But that will take you through Poland and beyond. Dobre. Yeah. That's my last two photos.
Quite varied. The two of them. How to invade Poland on a barbecue. Yeah. Whatever floats your boat. Mine's just the dogs being nice. Yeah. I've got a few cat ones as well, but... Well, you know, there you go. I hope that's answered your question, Nicole. Now on to the big ones. Question time.
Question time.
Oh, we love a question time. And we've started this kind of new thing, which is the who is most likely to. Oh, yes. Send a drunk text.
Send a drunk text. Oh, actually, I don't know. That might be me. I think it is you, you know. I get emotional when I'm drunk. You do get emotional. Pete always sends his nicest messages when he's pissed.
Yeah. And then I'll be like, oh, sounds out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think maybe it's me. They're not embarrassing drunk. No, no, they're not.
They're just nice.
They're just nice. I sort of get a bit free flowing with the old fingers when I've had a drink.
And you're like, oh, that's nice.
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