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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

SubwayTakes Call-In show #1!! The hotline is live!!!

05 Jun 2025

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Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his home in the Hudson Valley, recount Kareem’s Denver bachelor party weekend, how and where to get gonorrhea (aka the saga of Bathhouse), Kareem suffering from success, how many ways there are to die in New York City (specifically the peril of most window air conditioning units), the crooks behind the scaffolding industry, Kareem’s possible political bid as a socialist republican, the funniest and/or most-embarrassing way to perish, friend-of-the-pod Lev’s new drone footage account @globaldronetravel (tell him Kareem sent you), and the first taste of the SubwayTakes call-in line–did we discuss your take? Tune in to find out. Host: Kareem Rahma Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo Editor and Audio Producer: Dale Eisinger Artwork: Andrew Lawandus Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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23.781 - 36.789 Kareem Rahma

What the hell, what the hell is up, Subway Takes Gang? It is your boy, Kareem Rahma. I don't know if I can say Subway Takes Gang, because that's, I think, call her daddy's daddy gang. But whatever, we'll talk about that later. I'm joined by...

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38.789 - 54.9 Kareem Rahma

The man you all know and love recently, Subway takes producer and co-creator Andrew Kuo, as well as our lovable little guy, who's actually not that little, he's yacked, he's yoked, Dale Isinger, who is the producer of the pod.

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55.08 - 71.595 Andrew Kuo

Yeah, he's extremely jacked. Right before we started hitting record, I was commenting on the fact that Dale is not wearing sleeves, and his arms look huge. But I don't know if that's just the immediate post-workout pump or if he's always that jacked. I don't really know.

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72.195 - 89.589 Kareem Rahma

He's usually yoked up. He's a yoked guy. Guys, stop. Come on. Well, in the band that Dale and I are in, which is called Tiny Gun, oftentimes we refer to Dale as Mr. Yolk. Right. Muscles, not egg.

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90.089 - 92.271 Dale Eisinger

He's literally never said that before. Yeah.

94.623 - 98.729 Kareem Rahma

No, no, but the lore is that Dale is Jewish.

100.031 - 104.416 Andrew Kuo

Is that easily confirmable one way or another? Why does there need a lore and a backstory?

104.917 - 107.581 Kareem Rahma

Well, it's because Dale's last name is Eisenberg.

108.635 - 109.476 Dale Eisinger

That's not it either.

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