“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
Thu, 22 May 2025
From their studio and basement, respectively, Kareem and Ian rehash his original take, why Ian’s d...
“Anything is a dating app!” with Willa Bennett
Thu, 15 May 2025
From their offices, Kareem and Willa rehash Willa’s original take, how dating apps are like buying...
Michael Shannon Says Friendship is Serious Business | Uncut
Wed, 14 May 2025
"People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it!!" Kareem and Michael continue...
"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Thu, 08 May 2025
From their homes, Kareem and Rachel get down to brass tacks on vanish mode, signing documents, execu...
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden
Thu, 01 May 2025
From their home studios, Kareem and Jay revisit banana hammocks, saying “congratulations” for bi...
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
Thu, 24 Apr 2025
From their home studios, Kareem and Paul re-litigate how Heinz is the best ketchup of all time and w...
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut
Tue, 22 Apr 2025
"Fundamentally, everyone is a good person!" Kareem and Ramy continue on the train, grab a meal at IB...
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
Thu, 17 Apr 2025
From their homes, Kareem and Abdullah also discuss NYC smelling like worms, slugs are unhoused snail...
"Bring back segregation!!!" with Joyelle Nicole Johnson
Thu, 10 Apr 2025
From their homes, Kareem and Joyelle also discuss White spicy, Black Las Vegas, Kareem v. Karim v. ...
"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Thu, 03 Apr 2025
From their homes, Kareem and Hari also discuss how Florida is America's dick, Trump-style takes, the...
How Nigel Sylvester Became the Mr. Worldwide of BMX | Uncut
Thu, 27 Mar 2025
"Queens is the KING of all Boroughs!" Kareem and Nigel continue on the train and talk about drifting...
This Is Cate Blanchett's Sexiest Word To Say | Uncut
Thu, 20 Mar 2025
"Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth!!" Kareem and Cate continue on the tr...
Jane Goodall's First Time on the Subway | Uncut
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
"Young people have such an important role to play but they don't know how to play it!!" Kareem and ...
John C. Reilly Doesn't Like Food Videos | Uncut
Thu, 06 Mar 2025
"Servers need to stop saying HOW'S EVERYTHING TASTING?" Kareem and John continue on the train and t...
A$AP Ferg Wants to Make a Movie | Uncut
Thu, 27 Feb 2025
We need more BLACK MOVIES." Kareem and Ferg continue on the train and talk about music videos, cowbo...
Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays | Uncut
Thu, 20 Feb 2025
"Restaurants GOTTA STOP singing happy birthday to ADULTS" Kareem and Hasan continue on the train and...
Coming Soon: SubwayTakes
Wed, 19 Feb 2025
SubwayTakes is doing podcasts now. This is a trailer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...