Diving Into The Discourse | Kareem + Andrew
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem and Andrew catch up in SubwayTakes HQ to discuss the distinction between office and studio, n...
Puerto Rican Flight Adventures and Remember The Titans | Kareem + Andrew
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem, from his home in Brooklyn, and Andrew, from his home in the Hudson Valley, meet up on the In...
The Big Special Birthday Boy | Kareem + Andrew
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem and Andrew go live on tape in the SubwayTakes HQ office to talk over why Andrew is the whites...
Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires | Uncut
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and director Bill Burr (Paper Tiger, F Is for Family, Glengarry G...
“Men should pee sitting down!” with Blake Bensman
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem is joined by deep-cut friend of the pod, Blake Bensman, to discuss his SubwayTake that men sh...
I Know the Mayor Now | Kareem + Andrew
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem and Andrew inaugurate the new video version of the podcast by meeting in person at SubwayTake...
"The point of everything is to get laid!!" with Annie Hamilton
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem is joined by Annie Hamilton, to reconsider her original take, the absolute avalanche of DMs s...
Who is doing this??!! with Anthony Di Mieri
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, with filmmaker and SubwayTakes “Head of Politics” Anthony ...
“Rome is responsible for the original case of cultural appropriation!” with Mike Birbiglia
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes co-creator and producer) from his home...
SubwayTakes Call-In show #1!! The hotline is live!!!
Thu, 05 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his ho...
SubwayTakes Call-In show #1!! The hotline is live!!!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his ho...
The SubwayTakes chat line is open! Call in and leave your take! 347-746-5518
Thu, 29 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his hom...
The SubwayTakes chat line is open! Call in and leave your take! 347-746-5518
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his hom...
“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
Thu, 22 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their studio and basement, respectively, Kareem and Ian rehash his original take, why Ian’s d...
“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their studio and basement, respectively, Kareem and Ian rehash his original take, why Ian’s d...
“Anything is a dating app!” with Willa Bennett
Thu, 15 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their offices, Kareem and Willa rehash Willa’s original take, how dating apps are like buying...
“Anything is a dating app!” with Willa Bennett
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their offices, Kareem and Willa rehash Willa’s original take, how dating apps are like buying...
Michael Shannon Says Friendship is Serious Business | Uncut
Wed, 14 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it!!" Kareem and Michael continue...
Michael Shannon Says Friendship is Serious Business | Uncut
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it!!" Kareem and Michael continue...
"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Thu, 08 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their homes, Kareem and Rachel get down to brass tacks on vanish mode, signing documents, execu...
"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their homes, Kareem and Rachel get down to brass tacks on vanish mode, signing documents, execu...
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden
Thu, 01 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their home studios, Kareem and Jay revisit banana hammocks, saying “congratulations” for bi...
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their home studios, Kareem and Jay revisit banana hammocks, saying “congratulations” for bi...
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
Thu, 24 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their home studios, Kareem and Paul re-litigate how Heinz is the best ketchup of all time and w...
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their home studios, Kareem and Paul re-litigate how Heinz is the best ketchup of all time and w...
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut
Tue, 22 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Fundamentally, everyone is a good person!" Kareem and Ramy continue on the train, grab a meal at IB...
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Fundamentally, everyone is a good person!" Kareem and Ramy continue on the train, grab a meal at IB...
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
Thu, 17 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their homes, Kareem and Abdullah also discuss NYC smelling like worms, slugs are unhoused snail...
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their homes, Kareem and Abdullah also discuss NYC smelling like worms, slugs are unhoused snail...
"Bring back segregation!!!" with Joyelle Nicole Johnson
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their homes, Kareem and Joyelle also discuss White spicy, Black Las Vegas, Kareem v. Karim v. ...
"Bring back segregation!!!" with Joyelle Nicole Johnson
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their homes, Kareem and Joyelle also discuss White spicy, Black Las Vegas, Kareem v. Karim v. ...
"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Thu, 03 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From their homes, Kareem and Hari also discuss how Florida is America's dick, Trump-style takes, the...
"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From their homes, Kareem and Hari also discuss how Florida is America's dick, Trump-style takes, the...
How Nigel Sylvester Became the Mr. Worldwide of BMX | Uncut
Thu, 27 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Queens is the KING of all Boroughs!" Kareem and Nigel continue on the train and talk about drifting...
How Nigel Sylvester Became the Mr. Worldwide of BMX | Uncut
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Queens is the KING of all Boroughs!" Kareem and Nigel continue on the train and talk about drifting...
This Is Cate Blanchett's Sexiest Word To Say | Uncut
Thu, 20 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth!!" Kareem and Cate continue on the tr...
This Is Cate Blanchett's Sexiest Word To Say | Uncut
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth!!" Kareem and Cate continue on the tr...
Jane Goodall's First Time on the Subway | Uncut
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Young people have such an important role to play but they don't know how to play it!!" Kareem and ...
Jane Goodall's First Time on the Subway | Uncut
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Young people have such an important role to play but they don't know how to play it!!" Kareem and ...
John C. Reilly Doesn't Like Food Videos | Uncut
Thu, 06 Mar 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Servers need to stop saying HOW'S EVERYTHING TASTING?" Kareem and John continue on the train and t...
John C. Reilly Doesn't Like Food Videos | Uncut
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Servers need to stop saying HOW'S EVERYTHING TASTING?" Kareem and John continue on the train and t...
A$AP Ferg Wants to Make a Movie | Uncut
Thu, 27 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We need more BLACK MOVIES." Kareem and Ferg continue on the train and talk about music videos, cowbo...
A$AP Ferg Wants to Make a Movie | Uncut
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We need more BLACK MOVIES." Kareem and Ferg continue on the train and talk about music videos, cowbo...
Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays | Uncut
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 13:30:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
"Restaurants GOTTA STOP singing happy birthday to ADULTS" Kareem and Hasan continue on the train and...
Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays | Uncut
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Restaurants GOTTA STOP singing happy birthday to ADULTS" Kareem and Hasan continue on the train and...
Coming Soon: SubwayTakes
Wed, 19 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
SubwayTakes is doing podcasts now. This is a trailer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
Coming Soon: SubwayTakes
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SubwayTakes is doing podcasts now. This is a trailer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...