UNCUT | Benny Blanco Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes
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Who is Benny Blanco and why did he join SubwayTakes?
You can't just be doing a one-man fart show. I was doing a one-man fart show. No, drinking a glass of milk is crazy. It's scary up there. Yeah, my life is absurd. I didn't want to make fun of your phobia. Yeah, make fun of my phobia. How does John Mayer know when it's your birthday? I don't know. It's crazy. You have cute feet. Wow, you got a great hand. I feel like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
All right, fellas, we got
Benny Blanco today. Let me see. Benny Blanco. I think he makes music. Actually, I'm 100% he makes music.
Yeah. He
was also in Dave.
Little Dicky?
Little Dave.
Okay.
Benjamin Joseph Levin is an American record producer, songwriter, and artist. He's known for collaborating with top pop stars like Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, and Katy Perry. 11 Grammys. I'm
here. Benny Blanco. enough to read. He started making hip hop as a teenager.
Why does Benny think people 65+ should lose access to social media?
Does he act or anything too?
Well, he was in Little Dicky.
Okay.
Or Dave. It's called Dave.
Dave.
Uh, okay. I'm right here. Well, do you want to add anything? No, I really
don't. Make
yourself
useful. What's happening? Why are you on the show? Oh, I am. Well, I'm on the show because I want to be on your show. No, but book coming
out
you do have a book i don't know that's saying in my wikipedia
no but it does say that blanco has contributed to albums and singles that have sold a cumulative 500 million album equivalent units ed sheeran bts okay let's get this
guy
so what's your take People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media. 100% agree. It really would make society a better place. It's insane. First of all, Facebook, they should just blow off. No one even uses Facebook unless they're 65 or over. They should just end it? Just end. Facebook over.
I kind of like it there.
I don't
have
one. I like Marketplace. Have you ever
been on Marketplace? Oh,
Facebook. Actually, keep Facebook Marketplace. Destroy regular Facebook. Marketplace is lit.
It's
unbelievable. I just got a butcher block for $100. Great deal. And I went to a store,
and the same
one was like $4,000. That's a great deal. I take it back. Keep Facebook just for Marketplace. Just take away everybody else's social media that's 65 and older.
Yeah, I agree. Because people are getting duped. Oh,
my
God. I read this article about how, like... When old people are just alone,
they're just sitting on
Facebook and reading the news
and it's like, Donald Trump converts to Islam. No, it's insane. My mom will send me something and she'll be like, I can't believe. What do you have to say about that?
Duck, duck. Duck, duck. I like that. Duck, duck. Fire, baby. You 65 yet? I'm 61. All right, you've got four more years left of social media. Then you've got to delete Facebook, bro. Then you've got to take it away.
Should farting be normalized in romantic relationships?
It's over. Do you use social media? Yeah, sometimes. What's your favorite site? Duck, duck. Duck, duck. Duck,
duck. See, that's why we can't have social media. You just put on there, you just put in the
status update. It says, what are you doing?
And you say, duck, duck. Hell yeah. That's fire. See, I told you. No, my mom will send me something. It'll be like, she'll be like, I can't believe that, like, Taylor Swift was, like, performing at, like... Like the... Saudi Arabia. No, like the Shrek, like, premiere. And Travis Kelsey performed, too, and his voice is so good. And I'm like, Mom, this is not real. I feel bad for them. My mom sends me ones of me that aren't real.
She's
like, when did you go to Antarctica? Yeah, she'll be like, why did you do that? And I'll be like, Mom, this is fake. It says, like, AI fun content.
Can I ask you a question? Yes. Do you remember the Frankenstein? One time I got on a train, and I seen Frankenstein. Oh, that was with me. That was with you? Yeah. Oh, you were Frankenstein? No, no, I had Frankenstein with me. Yeah, you had Frankenstein with you. Yeah, yeah, I remember that, yeah. I remember you. I remember you. Yeah, thank you, sir. I was there. That was me. Did you like it? Yeah. Oh, you were in the video. You were Frankenstein? It was an amazing... We had Frankenstein. I interviewed... He was Frankenstein. No, I interviewed Frankenstein.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is Benny Blanco and why did he join SubwayTakes?
0:00–0:56
2
Why does Benny think people 65+ should lose access to social media?
0:56–3:07
3
Should farting be normalized in romantic relationships?
3:07–4:47
4
Why does Benny believe humans belong “down here” and not in the sky?
4:47–6:32
5
How can you look hot on the Orient Express and why does it matter?
6:32–9:05
6
Why does Benny say you don’t have to respond to birthday texts?
9:05–12:52
7
What’s Benny’s controversial take on 15‑minute concerts?
12:52–16:48
8
How did Britney Spears end up at Benny’s mom’s house?
16:48–24:04
Speakers
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