UNCUT | Stavros Halkias Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes
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I wanna live in a world where even awesome skateboarders have four skin. You know what the problem is? Yeah. Podcasters. That's what I tell casting directors. I'm getting roasted about one podcast. It's been my favorite episode of Subway Takes.
Sto we're today we're shooting with Stavros Halkias. I think he's the first subway takes uncut guest that I've actually met. Oh it's uh Yeah, like I know like we have a relationship. Crazy He's very funny. He was the co host of Come Town, which is a really good name for a podcast. We should change the name of this podcast to come down.
Why does Stavros argue we should stop circumcising newborn boys?
Come down to Wake Com.
That's actually really good. Subway cum tango. What they've watched that already. You've watched it? That's disgusting. But Stavros is on a legendary run. Stavros is on a legendary r oh he's here. Yeah. Oh Stavros is here.
Is it really possible to regrow foreskin with today’s technology?
That's right, that's right. That's fuck ya. We're talking about you. We're I was just saying you're on a legendary run. Thank you, bro. The lo the run is legendary. It's kinda nuts actually. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I'll take it. I'm as confused as you are.
Why does Stavros think Kareem should quit doing SubwayTakes?
I mean I just remember I saw a picture of you at like Cannes Film Festival wearing a tuxedo next to like Julia Roberts and I was like Stone Alicia Silverstone let's get it right. I was like the guys on a legendary run and then and then and now you're you're like here we are. And yet I still have to do your fucking bullshit show. But now you're in the episode. Yo sick. Hell yeah. What's up guys? Tony out right now. Right now. Uncle Song. I saw you with Tony last night. Movie's good, right? It was funny and it was heartwarming and it wasn't corny. Yeah. And you were good. Thank you, dude. You were great. Leo Woodhull was great. Dude, Leo, Amelia, Antonio fucking Banderas. That was sick. I th I was nervous about that.
I was like, this is gonna be corny, and then he's fucking rich. He's so good, it's crazy. If I look like him when I grow up, I'll be happy. First of all, Kareem. Let's fucking be realistic here for a second. If you look like Antonio's f there's two insane statements you I kind of look like if I look like Antonio Banderas, first of all, never gonna happen. And then when I grow up you looked in a fucking mirror recently. How old how long you think you're gonna live to four hundred?
Thank you, brothers and sisters, for joining us on this today episode of Subway Takes. What's up, big dog? Uncut. Oh, uncut. Speaking of, are you cut? Fuck no, dude. Really? Take number one. Stop cutting off little boys' cocks. There we go. Done.
How would movies change if they featured more “ugly” actors?
One for five. Let me say so. What's your take? So what's your take? Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their penis as soon as they're born. Number one. Hundred percent disagree. Sorry, but are you fucking kidding me? I mean I don't give a fuck. Are you clipped? I'm clipped. They clip and they did a bad job. No no no no no no. Please. No, they l listen, they did a bad job on that. No one really they botched you? I've got like a lion it's like a lion's mane. Then what the fuck? You should be on my side. They botched your shit and you're still shilling for big circumcision?
What’s Stavros’s take on why the wedding dance is the worst part of a wedding?
Well I stand in solidarity with my with my cut brothers. Oh no, not me. I think I would like to start a a program to regrow the foreskin of everyone circumcised across the world. Let's get stamps out. You're not gonna re you still have yours? You got it somewhere a little in a little jar jar of barbasol like uh like a like a fucking scissors at a barber's place. Yeah and I got a bunch of other people's too.
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was collecting them. Well, gr regrowing isn't interesting. I like regrowing.
What crazy stories does Stavros share about Greek‑Orthodox church mixers?
That's cool. I bet I bet we can do that. I think we can regrow skin.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:07
2
What makes Stavros Halkias’s “legendary run” in movies worth talking about?
0:07–1:12
3
Why does Stavros argue we should stop circumcising newborn boys?
1:12–1:32
4
Is it really possible to regrow foreskin with today’s technology?
1:32–1:46
5
Why does Stavros think Kareem should quit doing SubwayTakes?
1:46–3:17
6
How would movies change if they featured more “ugly” actors?
3:17–3:48
7
What’s Stavros’s take on why the wedding dance is the worst part of a wedding?
3:48–4:17
8
What crazy stories does Stavros share about Greek‑Orthodox church mixers?
4:17–27:52
Speakers
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