Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his home in the Hudson Valley, recount Kareem’s Denver bachelor party weekend, how and where to get gonorrhea (aka the saga of Bathhouse), Kareem suffering from success, how many ways there are to die in New York City (specifically the peril of most window air conditioning units), the crooks behind the scaffolding industry, Kareem’s possible political bid as a socialist republican, the funniest and/or most-embarrassing way to perish, friend-of-the-pod Lev’s new drone footage account @globaldronetravel (tell him Kareem sent you), and the first taste of the SubwayTakes call-in line–did we discuss your take? Tune in to find out. Host: Kareem Rahma Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo Editor and Audio Producer: Dale Eisinger Artwork: Andrew Lawandus Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What happened during Kareem's bachelor party?
Well, here's a carrot. How about there's a new jingle each time?
That's fun. That is fun, actually. That's pretty fun.
Yeah, I like that. That's so fucking stupid. I love how stupid everything is. It's so good. Yeah, we should change the jingle every time. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Oh, God. What's the number?
I already forgot the number.
Hold on. Let me pull up the number. Oh, yeah. Everyone, you can call in, guys. If you can call in and you leave us your take. Subway Takes Hotline. The number is 347-746-5518. That's 347-746-5518.
Look, I love the envisioning. This is the vision I have, is that there's a fan out there who is listening to the show while driving to work. They're like, oh shit. They pull her to the side of the road. They pause the episode. They rewind it. They're listening intently. They write down the number. Like, I got to remember this.
I'm envisioning that super fan who's so enthusiastic that they need to write down the number so they can call in.
I was envisioning someone who's so excited that we did their take that they drive off a cliff.
Final destination.
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