Dale Eisinger
Appearances
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You don't follow back. No follow back.
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Didn't follow me back. Did you follow me, Dale?
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Your network is your net worth, Andrew. Instagram is the new LinkedIn.
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I know, but I try to change it and then everyone's like, who is this?
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Fair enough. What's your Instagram handle? It's so stupid. I hate it. I fucking hate it, dude. I don't love it.
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I've tried to change it and everyone's like, I mean, maybe I'll just try again. I don't know. It's embarrassing.
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“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
I haven't had a V8 in a long time.
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“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
It makes sense.
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“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
Take some takes.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
That's kind of you. I've been working on my abs because of my body dysmorphia.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
We're back to muscle tees.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I was going to until you said that. Now I'm like, well, we can't both be wearing muscle tees, but I'll give it to Kareem.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I have no clue.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
That's my real name, though.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I was there too.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
I was right there watching the whole thing. And then she was at the show we played at Baby's.
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“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
It's okay. We all have body dysmorphia. We talked about it in the episode.
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
We mansplained.
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
This is the kind of white man we need. I know this man.
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"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
Thank you.
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It's like my dad's dad's dad's mom was Jewish.
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Like a thousand years ago. Yeah, that's true.
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Haven't you guys seen the John Wilson episode on scaffolding? Emmy-winning episode. It's incredible.
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It's not about the girl. It's about the corrupt scaffolding industry.
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I made the jingle with the number in it.
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Okay, so listen. We can transfer the number to me so we don't have to change the number. I just was looking into it. I can play the voicemails for you here now. You should be able to hear them. Let's start with this one.
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I have a number. I have a Google Voice number that I don't use. We can use it for this.
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All those URLs are available, by the way.
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There's one more, and then I think the Wes Anderson guy called in again, but I couldn't understand it, so we're not going to play it.
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Okay, here's the last one for this week.
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The Subway Takes call-in line is what I was calling it.
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They were each worse than the last.
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Yeah, I thought that was funny, though.
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Well, here's a carrot. How about there's a new jingle each time?
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I was envisioning someone who's so excited that we did their take that they drive off a cliff.
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It's Andrew's house. He lives upstate.
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I feel like the new metal revival already came and went.
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It was pre that and concurrent to because time that doesn't, you know, when you're, when you're 15, it's all old, you know, you know what I mean?
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I've never seen a sleeveless blazer. I mean, I guess that seems like a really ill-advised idea. Kareem could definitely pull off a leather blazer.
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He's literally never said that before. Yeah.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
You have a company in Delaware?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Wow.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
They're disgusting. Shoes are disgusting.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
They literally step everywhere. All the filth of not only of New York City, of New York City.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Yeah.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Yeah, what are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of taking your shoes off? You have socks on, don't you?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Clean socks, what's the problem?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
alright Nick I'm gonna disagree why is that?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Was that considered gay?
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
I don't have one on me right now.
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"There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!!" with Hari Kondabolu
Does Canada have nuclear weapons?
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“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden
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