Dale Eisinger

Yeah.

Yeah.

Got it.

Got it.

You don't follow back. No follow back.

You don't follow back. No follow back.

Didn't follow me back. Did you follow me, Dale?

Didn't follow me back. Did you follow me, Dale?

Your network is your net worth, Andrew. Instagram is the new LinkedIn.

Your network is your net worth, Andrew. Instagram is the new LinkedIn.

I know, but I try to change it and then everyone's like, who is this?

I know, but I try to change it and then everyone's like, who is this?

Fair enough. What's your Instagram handle? It's so stupid. I hate it. I fucking hate it, dude. I don't love it.

Fair enough. What's your Instagram handle? It's so stupid. I hate it. I fucking hate it, dude. I don't love it.

I've tried to change it and everyone's like, I mean, maybe I'll just try again. I don't know. It's embarrassing.

I've tried to change it and everyone's like, I mean, maybe I'll just try again. I don't know. It's embarrassing.

I haven't had a V8 in a long time.

I haven't had a V8 in a long time.

It makes sense.

It makes sense.

Take some takes.

Take some takes.

$900.

$900.

That's kind of you. I've been working on my abs because of my body dysmorphia.

That's kind of you. I've been working on my abs because of my body dysmorphia.

We're back to muscle tees.

We're back to muscle tees.

I was going to until you said that. Now I'm like, well, we can't both be wearing muscle tees, but I'll give it to Kareem.

I was going to until you said that. Now I'm like, well, we can't both be wearing muscle tees, but I'll give it to Kareem.

I have no clue.

I have no clue.

That's my real name, though.

That's my real name, though.

I was there too.

I was there too.

I was right there watching the whole thing. And then she was at the show we played at Baby's.

I was right there watching the whole thing. And then she was at the show we played at Baby's.

It's okay. We all have body dysmorphia. We talked about it in the episode.

It's okay. We all have body dysmorphia. We talked about it in the episode.

We know how important it is to stay on top of the news. But let's be honest, sometimes it can be a lot to take in. That's why you should check out 5 Good Things. Every Saturday, we highlight the good stuff happening around the world. Because there's plenty of it, I promise. Hear 5 Good Things on Saturday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts.

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We mansplained.

We mansplained.

This is the kind of white man we need. I know this man.

This is the kind of white man we need. I know this man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's not it either.

That's not it either.

Right. Like Max Weinberg.

Right. Like Max Weinberg.

Of the famous Conan band.

Of the famous Conan band.

It's like my dad's dad's dad's mom was Jewish.

It's like my dad's dad's dad's mom was Jewish.

Like a thousand years ago. Yeah, that's true.

Like a thousand years ago. Yeah, that's true.

Haven't you guys seen the John Wilson episode on scaffolding? Emmy-winning episode. It's incredible.

Haven't you guys seen the John Wilson episode on scaffolding? Emmy-winning episode. It's incredible.

It's not about the girl. It's about the corrupt scaffolding industry.

It's not about the girl. It's about the corrupt scaffolding industry.

I made the jingle with the number in it.

I made the jingle with the number in it.

Okay, so listen. We can transfer the number to me so we don't have to change the number. I just was looking into it. I can play the voicemails for you here now. You should be able to hear them. Let's start with this one.

Okay, so listen. We can transfer the number to me so we don't have to change the number. I just was looking into it. I can play the voicemails for you here now. You should be able to hear them. Let's start with this one.

I have a number. I have a Google Voice number that I don't use. We can use it for this.

I have a number. I have a Google Voice number that I don't use. We can use it for this.

All those URLs are available, by the way.

All those URLs are available, by the way.

There's one more, and then I think the Wes Anderson guy called in again, but I couldn't understand it, so we're not going to play it.

There's one more, and then I think the Wes Anderson guy called in again, but I couldn't understand it, so we're not going to play it.

Okay, here's the last one for this week.

Okay, here's the last one for this week.

The Subway Takes call-in line is what I was calling it.

The Subway Takes call-in line is what I was calling it.

It's so good.

It's so good.

They were each worse than the last.

They were each worse than the last.

Yeah, I thought that was funny, though.

Yeah, I thought that was funny, though.

Well, here's a carrot. How about there's a new jingle each time?

Well, here's a carrot. How about there's a new jingle each time?

I already forgot the number.

I already forgot the number.

I was envisioning someone who's so excited that we did their take that they drive off a cliff.

I was envisioning someone who's so excited that we did their take that they drive off a cliff.

It's Andrew's house. He lives upstate.

It's Andrew's house. He lives upstate.

I feel like the new metal revival already came and went.

I feel like the new metal revival already came and went.

Yeah, we missed the bubble. Oh.

Yeah, we missed the bubble. Oh.

It was pre that and concurrent to because time that doesn't, you know, when you're, when you're 15, it's all old, you know, you know what I mean?

It was pre that and concurrent to because time that doesn't, you know, when you're, when you're 15, it's all old, you know, you know what I mean?

I've never seen a sleeveless blazer. I mean, I guess that seems like a really ill-advised idea. Kareem could definitely pull off a leather blazer.

I've never seen a sleeveless blazer. I mean, I guess that seems like a really ill-advised idea. Kareem could definitely pull off a leather blazer.

I might be too short.

I might be too short.

He's literally never said that before. Yeah.

He's literally never said that before. Yeah.

You have a company in Delaware?

You have a company in Delaware?

Wow.

Wow.

They're disgusting. Shoes are disgusting.

They're disgusting. Shoes are disgusting.

They literally step everywhere. All the filth of not only of New York City, of New York City.

They literally step everywhere. All the filth of not only of New York City, of New York City.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, what are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of taking your shoes off? You have socks on, don't you?

Yeah, what are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of taking your shoes off? You have socks on, don't you?

Clean socks, what's the problem?

Clean socks, what's the problem?

alright Nick I'm gonna disagree why is that?

alright Nick I'm gonna disagree why is that?

Was that considered gay?

Was that considered gay?

I don't have one on me right now.

I don't have one on me right now.

Does Canada have nuclear weapons?

Does Canada have nuclear weapons?

We know how important it is to stay on top of the news. But let's be honest, sometimes it can be a lot to take in. That's why you should check out 5 Good Things. Every Saturday, we highlight the good stuff happening around the world. Because there's plenty of it, I promise. Hear 5 Good Things on Saturday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts.

We know how important it is to stay on top of the news. But let's be honest, sometimes it can be a lot to take in. That's why you should check out 5 Good Things. Every Saturday, we highlight the good stuff happening around the world. Because there's plenty of it, I promise. Hear 5 Good Things on Saturday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts.

Nope.

Nope.

That's not it either.

Right. Like Max Weinberg.

Of the famous Conan band.

It's like my dad's dad's dad's mom was Jewish.

Like a thousand years ago. Yeah, that's true.

Haven't you guys seen the John Wilson episode on scaffolding? Emmy-winning episode. It's incredible.

It's not about the girl. It's about the corrupt scaffolding industry.

I made the jingle with the number in it.

Okay, so listen. We can transfer the number to me so we don't have to change the number. I just was looking into it. I can play the voicemails for you here now. You should be able to hear them. Let's start with this one.

I have a number. I have a Google Voice number that I don't use. We can use it for this.

All those URLs are available, by the way.

There's one more, and then I think the Wes Anderson guy called in again, but I couldn't understand it, so we're not going to play it.

Okay, here's the last one for this week.

The Subway Takes call-in line is what I was calling it.

It's so good.

They were each worse than the last.

Yeah, I thought that was funny, though.

Well, here's a carrot. How about there's a new jingle each time?

I already forgot the number.

I was envisioning someone who's so excited that we did their take that they drive off a cliff.

It's Andrew's house. He lives upstate.

I feel like the new metal revival already came and went.

Yeah, we missed the bubble. Oh.

It was pre that and concurrent to because time that doesn't, you know, when you're, when you're 15, it's all old, you know, you know what I mean?

I've never seen a sleeveless blazer. I mean, I guess that seems like a really ill-advised idea. Kareem could definitely pull off a leather blazer.

I might be too short.

He's literally never said that before. Yeah.

Yeah.

Got it.

You don't follow back. No follow back.

Didn't follow me back. Did you follow me, Dale?

Your network is your net worth, Andrew. Instagram is the new LinkedIn.

I know, but I try to change it and then everyone's like, who is this?

Fair enough. What's your Instagram handle? It's so stupid. I hate it. I fucking hate it, dude. I don't love it.

I've tried to change it and everyone's like, I mean, maybe I'll just try again. I don't know. It's embarrassing.

That's kind of you. I've been working on my abs because of my body dysmorphia.

We're back to muscle tees.

I was going to until you said that. Now I'm like, well, we can't both be wearing muscle tees, but I'll give it to Kareem.

I have no clue.

That's my real name, though.

I was there too.

I was right there watching the whole thing. And then she was at the show we played at Baby's.

It's okay. We all have body dysmorphia. We talked about it in the episode.

We know how important it is to stay on top of the news. But let's be honest, sometimes it can be a lot to take in. That's why you should check out 5 Good Things. Every Saturday, we highlight the good stuff happening around the world. Because there's plenty of it, I promise. Hear 5 Good Things on Saturday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts.

Nope.

I haven't had a V8 in a long time.

It makes sense.

Take some takes.

$900.

We know how important it is to stay on top of the news. But let's be honest, sometimes it can be a lot to take in. That's why you should check out 5 Good Things. Every Saturday, we highlight the good stuff happening around the world. Because there's plenty of it, I promise. Hear 5 Good Things on Saturday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts.

We mansplained.

This is the kind of white man we need. I know this man.

Thank you.

You have a company in Delaware?

Wow.

They're disgusting. Shoes are disgusting.

They literally step everywhere. All the filth of not only of New York City, of New York City.

Yeah.

Yeah, what are you afraid of? Why are you afraid of taking your shoes off? You have socks on, don't you?

Clean socks, what's the problem?

alright Nick I'm gonna disagree why is that?

Was that considered gay?

I don't have one on me right now.

Does Canada have nuclear weapons?