SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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29 May 2025
Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his home in the Hudson Valley, talk over Andrew’s recent nuptials, his Vows feature in The New York Times, the liberal use of the word “creative,” making your own trophies, Kareem’s feud with the paper of record, an update on Andrew’s foray into social media, walking through Kareem setting up a Google Voice number (347-746-5518) where listeners can call in and leave their takes, how Kareem lived his own personal Garden State, an update on Kareem’s BMI, avoiding being washed in old age, more excerpts from Andrew’s Vows piece, campaigning for a bachelor party location, music during birth, some current trends in penises, and more. Host: Kareem Rahma Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo Editor and Audio Producer: Dale Eisinger Artwork: Andrew Lawandus Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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what the fuck is up subway takes gang it's your boy kareem rahma joined again by subway takes co-creator and producer andrew quo who is logging in from his home in upstate new york where he lives uh what's going on andrew
First of all, just one of two homes. Just want to be crystal clear that I still obviously maintain a residence in the city. I'm still a city dweller. But every single podcast we do, you are upstate. Well, I mean, I'm on baby mode right now. Like, I can't leave this immediate premises because the baby could arrive at any time. So it's really the baby's fault, not mine.
Someone who is bi-coastal, such as yourself, would have a hospital plan. for both homes.
Well, to be crystal clear, this is a home birth.
Exactly. So exactly my point. You should be able to be in Manhattan. The tub is the same.
Do you have a tub in Manhattan? No, I don't actually. I have a stand-up shower. Okay, okay. So, you know, you get what I'm saying.
You should potentially get that fixed.
You're right, you're right. By the way, I will say, according to the New York Times, I do live in two residences. Oh, let's talk about that, New York Times. That's what the article said, so you can't fight with the press. That's the truth.
Now, you had a vows, the illustrious vows announcement in the New York Times. Something of a flex. You think? I don't know. I feel like maybe when the paper was important... and not the digital version. It was like a real flex. Do you know what I mean? It was like, oh, you're in Vows. Maybe now it's less of a flex. I don't know. I'm not saying this is like an asshole. No, no, no.
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