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THE JEW WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS - Trailer

21 Nov 2024

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Chapter 1: What is the concept behind 'The Jew Who Saved Christmas'?

47.475 - 56.42 Narrator

From the stunted minds who brought you Foursome, YouTube Originals' longest-running series, comes the holiday mashup nobody asked for.

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56.5 - 63.563 Aditi (Character)

Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish, but we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun. How neighborly.

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Chapter 2: What happens when Santa meets Hanukkah?

63.983 - 68.946 Narrator

When the last night of Hanukkah and Christmas collide, miracles happen.

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69.377 - 87.015 Aditi (Character)

Bernie! Hogsameach, my dude. Got anything to take the edge off my family's Hanukkah expectations? I got just the thing, Aditi. Miracle guilt. Just one bite, and in one night, eight crazy adventures you will ignite.

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Chapter 3: How does Bernie plan to save Christmas?

87.695 - 95.458 Narrator

When Santa accidentally enters the wrong house on Christmas Eve. Always check twice.

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95.959 - 101.341 Aditi (Character)

This was less ooey gooey and more sticky icky. Drugs? Santa can't do drugs.

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Chapter 4: What kind of adventures await during this holiday mashup?

101.541 - 104.582 Narrator

It's up to Bernie Gold to save Christmas.

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104.922 - 106.603 Aditi (Character)

Let's go save Christmas.

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Chapter 5: Where can I listen to 'The Jew Who Saved Christmas'?

109.11 - 125.582 Narrator

Get ready for the holiday joyride where Elf meets Bad Santa in The Jew Who Saved Christmas. Because sometimes Santa needs a little help. The Jew Who Saved Christmas. Streaming now wherever you listen to podcasts.

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128.874 - 130.976 Jim O’Heir (as Santa)

Music fades out with the sound of sleigh bells jingling.

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131.337 - 137.844 Narrator

Hey, Jim, it calls for some Santa ho-ho in the background. So if I can just get a couple wild ho-hos.

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137.984 - 141.047 Jim O’Heir (as Santa)

A couple wild ho-hos? My favorite thing.

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141.067 - 143.429 Aditi (Character)

And I will be salting gashes when this is over. Is that a thing still?

159.937 - 180.209 Jim O’Heir (as Santa)

Oh, Mrs. Santa. Mrs. Claus. That's where to grab it. Can you give us a push the button? Oh, push the button. No, no, not that one.

181.349 - 186.012 Narrator

That one. Sometimes Santa can be a little naughty sometimes.

187.274 - 188.415 Jim O’Heir (as Santa)

Oh, push the button.

189.336 - 206.663 Unidentified Voice

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