Talk About That

My Pillows, Sea Lions 🦭, & Post-Modernism :: Episode 201

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John has a run-in with a sea lion, and searches for a less political pillow company. Meanwhile, Jonnie is a proud member of...

200th Episode (!!!) with Special Guests Dave Barnes & Jon McLaughlin :: Episode 200

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, we celebrate our 200th show by welcoming in special guests Dave Barnes & Jon McLaughlin from the Dadville Podcast! Together...

Makeup💄, Evel Knievel 🏍 , & Media Bias :: Episode 199

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie gets sick on the road, and gets TikTok famous anonymously. Meanwhile, John has a shiny head, and stalks the Facebook ...

Pro Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Witchy Women 🧹& Forecasting 🔮:: Episode 198

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, we launch our inaugural VIDEO episode, which makes us even more self conscious. John gets ready to go on a cruise, and talks...

Subtitles, Huckle Bearers 🤠, and Deadlines ✍️:: Episode 197

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie needs closed captions at the movies, and gets a zero for the day.  Meanwhile, John lets his daughter watch Tommy Boy...

90’s CCM 🎸💿, “Secular Music" 😈, and Turning Tables 👊 :: Episode 196

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie invents some weird new products for his merch table, and laments the slow death of DVD and CD sales (just in time for...

Ditch Witches 🧹, Ninja Stars 🥷, and 20/20 Hindsight 👓:: Episode 195 

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John finds buried treasure and gets Covid 🦠. Meanwhile, Jonnie has some regrettable hot takes from old episodes, and desp...

MLK, Busyness, and Hobbies :: Episode 194

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Talk About, John gets hacked by a nefarious New Zealander, and ponders a future in politics. Meanwhile, Jonnie puts his mattress on the f...

Loofahs 🧽, Ten Commandments 📜, and Political Waffling 🐍 :: Episode 193 

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie gives tips on staying in cheap hotels, & makes a tough choice in a movie theatre. Meanwhile, John ponders Old Testame...

Snow Days ⛄️, Monogamy, and Risk Aversion 😬 :: Episode 192

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, it’s a Snowpocalypse! John hurts himself sledding, and has no butt 🍑. Meanwhile Jonnie tries adopting a “lunchroom”...

Free Speech 📢, Misinformation 😈, and Spunky Old People 👴🏻 :: Episode 191

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That,  John gives a history lesson about the President who locked up his critics 🔒, and gets some new pen pals for his Birthda...

War on Christmas 🎄 🔥, Oxford Commas, and Flipped Flags 🇺🇸 :: Episode 190

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John is hopelessly behind on his Marvel Movies 🎥 🦸‍♂️ & shares how a strong wind caused his mental meltdown🌪....

CBD Gummies, Christian-Owned Businesses, & Brain Distortions 🧠 :: Episode 189

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie gives his dog table food and wonders if he’s too old for TikTok. Meanwhile, John claims he never cheated in school,...

Interruption, Family History, and Creative Pressure :: Episode 188

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John laments his December birthday 🎁, and explores the history of his family name. Meanwhile, Jonnie ponders the art of i...

British Jesus, Bathroom Doors🚪, and Emotional Breakdowns 🤯 :: Episode 187

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie develops an unhealthy envy of someone’s fridge, and ponders worship lyric technology in the future 🤖. Meanwhile ...

Low Fuel ⛽️, Christmas Decorations🌲, and Hustle Culture :: Episode 186

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie scolds John for running on empty, and attempts to impress a girl with popcorn 🍿. Meanwhile John calls Jonnie a Gri...

Tortoises 🐢, Hares 🐇, & Hardship 😩 :: Episode 185

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John abandons Jonnie at a 5k race 🏃🏼‍♂️, and Jonnie holds a 20 year grudge about it. Meanwhile, we ponder the mo...

Hecklers 😡, Kickball Injuries 🏥 & Daughters 👧 :: Episode 184

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John uses a fifty-cent word, and ponders tasing himself into better posture. Meanwhile, Jonnie hurts himself playing kickbal...

Dead Trees, Fairweather Fans, and Eternal Chickens :: Episode 183

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie sells plants while not knowing anything about them, and get caught cheating on the Titans with another team. Meanwhil...

Oil, Overcoaching, & Love Languages :: Episode 182

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John absorbs all the responsibility in the room, and ponders life as an oil baron. Meanwhile, Jonnie has car trouble, and pr...

Road Rash 🚴 , NYC 🍎 & Man Tears 😭 :: Episode 181

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie inures himself, and ponders when and why abs became so culturally important 🏋️. Meanwhile, John makes a fashi...

Sports Superstitions 🏈, “Important” Art, & Jenga :: Episode 180

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie goes to the Grand Ole Opry 🎸and hears a perfect joke, while John quotes himself in a sermon, and holds a wet orang...

Kool-Aid, Willy Wonka, and Culottes :: Episode 179

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John exercises his 3rd Amendment rights and ponders mixed drinks from the Bible. Meanwhile, Jonnie makes for a terrible (and...

SPECIAL EPISODE: Corrections and Rebuttals :: Episode 178

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the podcast welcomes Laura Driver who revisits clips from a past episode’s volleyed foibles between John and Jonnie. In rebutting their m...

Sour grapes 🍇, Growth Spurts & Freeeeeedommmm 🇺🇸 :: Episode 177

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John tries to explain why his Christmas tree is already up, and Jonnie gets taller, but still can’t dunk a basketball 🏀...

Underoos 🦸‍♂️, Cliff Diving 🏊‍♀️, and Hot Chocolate  🍫 :: Episode 176

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John gets a medal 🏅 in the mail, and immediately turns it into a sermon illustration. Meanwhile, Jonnie loses his preciou...

Syrup 🥞, Guy Movies 🍿, and the Tree of Knowledge 🧠 :: Episode 175

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John argues with his wife about breakfast, and mails someone a book, only to have it returned a year later. Meanwhile, Jonni...

Infected Butlers, New Pilots ✈️, and Perspective :: Episode 174

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, John has a real life “This Is Us” moment while looking at old videos of himself leaving for college 😭. Meanwhile, Jo...

Duct Tape Mutiny ✈️, Mascot Genders 🦅, & Isolation 🏝 :: Episode 173

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John takes us inside the competitive world of Teen Bible Quiz 📖, and shares one of the worst parts about his time as a youth pastor. Meanwhile, Jon...

Obstacles, Movie Trailers, and Cognitive Dissonance :: Episode 172

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Talk About That, Jonnie climbs the corporate ladder to an easier but still minimum wage job, while John reads his own writing into an expensi...

Probation, Damsels In Distress, and Huddle House :: Episode 171

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, John almost loses his scholarship, gets fired at a greasy spoon, and somehow gets mono TWICE. Jonnie loses his driving privileges, ...

Online Tithing, HOA Mischief, and Journalism :: Episode 170

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have apprehensions about a trip to Europe, and John tells a story about the dangers of Greek translation in sermons. Then, Jonnie asks John f...

Expensive shades 🕶, Dollar Tree Steaks 🥩, and Conviction :: Episode 169

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie has a conflicted relationship with Nature 🦅, and wants a harpoon gun. Meanwhile, John trades in his cheap sunglasses for the real thing, and...

Shock Collars, Exploding Spiders 🕷, & Shame 🙈:: Episode 168

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie prepares for a trip to Cancun 🏖 , and throws the book 📕 at an unwelcome visitor. Meanwhile, John has tenuous confidence in his vitamin su...

Back Injuries 🤕, Body Image🪞, and Road Rage 😡 :: Episode 167

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys share Vegas stories 🎰, and John hurts himself in the dumbest way possible. Jonnie explains why the Gospel is like Shake & Bake, and John h...

Ruined Vacations 🩸, Mummified Presidents 🎩, and Symbolism 🇺🇸:: Episode 166

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie “cleans up” a chemical spill, and destroys a National Park on vacation 🤿. Meanwhile, John sees something strange in a local yard, and th...

Small Towns, Whitewashed History 📜, and Judgment Houses 🏘 😈 🔥:: Episode 165

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie likes cities that have a sense of humor about themselves, and the boys discuss some things they didn’t learn in history class. Then Jonnie ...

Pet Names 🐶 , McDonald’s 🐔, and People Pleasing :: Episode 164

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk about the power of nostalgia, and what weird names they call their dogs. Then, Jonnie talks onstage about being an awkward kid, and John...

Bird Attacks 🦅, Cryptomnesia 💡, and Risk :: Episode 163

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John enrages a momma bird and shares some teenage regrets 🕺. Meanwhile, Jonnie inadvertently steals a joke, and can’t figure out why his car stin...

Mouth Taping 👄, Live Streaming, and Grief 🪦 :: Episode 162

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie discovers a horrifying new tool against snoring 😴, while John invents a way to avoid missing movie moments 🎥. Plus, a conversation on how...

Bad Slushpuppies 🐜, Inventories, & Fearmongering :: Episode 161

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie has a viral video, and makes the mistake of reading the comments. Then, John talks about the research for his forthcoming book on racism, and t...

Uncharted Territory, Wife Allergies, and Trauma :: Episode 160

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie has a dead yard, and tries to throw away concrete. Meanwhile, John goes to Florida, and the boys argue steak vs. burgers. Then, a conversation ...

Enneagrams, Creationism, and Prophecy Ads :: Episode 159

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An episode recorded several weeks ago, John tries to get Jonnie to take a personality test, but Jonnie would rather assess himself. Then, a discussion...

Flossing, Professional Irritation, and Identity :: Episode 158

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie avoids the dentist 🦷 and doesn’t want to add years to his life. And John should’ve left his dirty pool liner alone. 🏊‍♂️ Plus, ...

Overthinking, Click Tracks, and Paraphrases :: Episode 157

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John destroys a bathroom, and brags about his CDL, while Jonnie defends his scooter and makes terrible sermon illustrations. Also, the boys debate whi...

Shingles, Snowstorms ❄️ & Social Media Shutdown 🧨 :: Episode 156

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back from hiatus, and John has a horrifying virus 🦠 (not THAT one). Then, Jonnie wonders if his workout streak has become a problem. P...

Flammable Friends, Anti-Heroes, and Redemption :: Episode 155

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John’s blind dog makes a run for it, and Jonnie reminisces on childhood fire safety tips. Then, the boys discuss why “brokenness” makes for more...

Breakfa$t Burrito$, Drastic Measures ✂️, and Purity Culture 🙈 :: Episode 154

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss the Vols’ chances in March Madness, and whether John could hit clutch free throws. Then, Jonnie shares details about his health jou...

Daylight Savings ☀️, Teenage Brains 🧠, and Authenticity ❤️ :: Episode 153

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John and Jonnie know nothing about farming or hunting, and it shows. Then, the boys reminisce on incredibly dumb things they did behind the wheel 🚙...

Flaming Vehicles 🚗 🔥, Public Singing 🎶, and Self-Worth :: Episode 152

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie has car problems and he somehow makes it worse, while John tries to be a Good Samaritan until he hears gunshots. Then the boys discuss their ch...

Dog Warranties 🐶, False Alarms 🚨, & Submission Trains 🚂 :: Episode 151

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John and Jonnie have their monthly COVID scare, and prepare to blame each other. Jonnie pays way too much for a pet’s surgeries, and the boys inadve...

Bison Burgers🦬, Frozen Fog 🌫, and Insecurity :: Episode 150

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John writes way too many words, while Jonnie worries he isn’t animated enough onstage. Then, the boys survive the Snowpocalypse, but have a harrowin...

Robot Censorship 🤖, Qanon, and Pillow Lawsuits 🛌 :: Episode 149

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie defends himself from the fallout of last weeks hotdog 🌭 episode and builds a snow fort ❄️. Then the boys discuss Artificial Intelligence...

Firefighting🔥, Hotdogs🌭 , and Situational Ethics :: Episode 148

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John and Jonnie break down some overused colloquialisms, and believe it will help you (when combined with diet and exercise). Jonnie contemplates pett...

Fat Tax, Subway Sandwiches 🥪, and Executive Orders ⚖️ :: Episode 147

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John receives a sick burn from a neighbor while out for a jog, and Jonnie dreams of being President, if only to enact arbitrary legislation. Then the ...

Censorship, Satire, and Impeachment :: Episode 146

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John and Jonnie discuss the role of satirical content in social change, and lament those who use a “free speech” defense while committing acts of ...

Rice Krispies, Sensitive Men, and Trumpism :: Episode 145

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John has clogged ear canals, and Jonnie tells a story about a smelly kid from the news. Then the boys discuss their amazement at (older) technology th...

Hoarding, Dad Buys, and AVIS Christianity 🚗  :: Episode 144

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John cleans out his garage, while Jonnie makes an internet purchase and gets sucked into a vortex of Facebook "Dad Ads". Then, the boys talk about th...

Christmas Music 🎶, Band Names 🎸, and Willie Nelson :: Episode 143

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss their (least) favorite Christmas songs, and remember some branding advice they received from a record producer. Then, a discussion ab...

Extra Words, Dog Deliveries 🐶, and Joy :: Episode 142

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John and Jonnie talk about the pain of editing, and John has an idea to make a million dollars a year 💰. Also, a conversation on contentment, joy v...

Cloned Chicken 🍗, “Artists”, and Sheeple 🐑 :: Episode 141

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie is fascinated by a new scientific development 🧪, and ponders its effects. Then, a discussion on why music artists generally need to look a c...

Fasting, Traditions, and Biblical Context 📖 :: Episode 140

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John loves church history, especially if it involves eating, while Jonnie notices a strange new tick caused by mask-wearing. Then the boys fantasize a...

Disposable Cars 🚘, Septic Tanks 💩& Biblical Slavery :: Episode 139

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John rescues Jonnie on the side of the road, ad ponders whether it makes them even in the long run. Jonnie can’t wait to be a corporate sellout.  T...

Movie Sermons 🍿,  Melatonin 😴, and Freeeeeeeeedom :: Episode 138

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie almost ruins someone’s ministry for failure to properly vet a movie clip 🤬, while John almost punches his wife in his sleep 🥊. Then the...

Tribes, Elections, and Redemption :: Episode 137

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss the impact of social media on the election aftermath. Jonnie posts a shirtless photo because he can. Then, John defends the Electoral...

THROWBACK Episode! Runaway Carts, Mickey Ears, and Self-Preservation :: Episode 136

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another trip down memory lane, back to November 2018, to be exact. Jonnie tells the dumb story of his dumb injury, John takes his family to ...

Old Man Flavors 👴🏻, Taco Bell Outrage 🌮 , and Scary Movies 😱 :: Episode 135

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys ponder what sweets old people prefer, and to their horror, realize they ARE old people. Jonnie’s wife will probably get away with murder,...

Colas 🥤, Camelot 🏰, and Curses 💀 :: Episode 134

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie wants the church to adopt Festivus rules. Then the boys discuss their favorite sodas, and whether CBD oil works. Also, special guest Alyson Hol...

Toilet Pageants, Comeback Kids, & Menu Standoffs :: Episode 133

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie has some odd requirements for his hotel room, and almost ruins a middle school volleyball game. John hates small talk, and eats ice cream in b...

Bluetooth, Time Warps ⏰, and After School Specials 💊 :: Episode 132

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie explains his intense phobia of hoodies, and John offers a solution. John’s wife sets her clocks back in different rooms, and Jonnie ruins som...

Aircraft Carriers, Igloo Churches, and Platforms :: Episode 131

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John becomes an inside restaurant guy and ponders his “platform", while Jonnie visits Nebraska and hatches an invention that will (probably not) cha...

Laughing Gas 🤣, Snaggle Teeth 🦷, and Co-Dependency :: Episode 130

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie goes to the dentist and gets way too much nitrous oxide, while John counsels his daughter without a license. Also, a conversation about an “U...

Social Norms 🎧, Distanced Comedy 😂, and Scriptural Context 📖 :: Episode 129

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie gets furious in an airport, and ponders breaking into the NBA Bubble, while John comes up with the cheesiest Youth Group slogan in history. Plu...

Gomer Dreams, Scream Sneezers 😱 and Wasted Lives 💀 :: Episode 128

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie takes a trip to Middle Earth 16 years too late, and almost forgets a joke at a TV taping. John ruins Laura’s sleep and pulls a gun on dream b...

Communion Catastrophes 🍇, Online Church 👨‍💻, and Inventory 📝 :: Episode 127

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John talks about the fall of the Roman Empire, white grape juice, and admits he speaks more bluntly on the livestream. Jonnie shares the perfect time ...

Oversharing, Punching Down, and “The Turn” :: Episode 126

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John hates small talk, and desperately want to tell you about his rash, while Jonnie is worried that getting healthy will make him less funny. Then, t...

90’s Songs, Scottish Accents, and Trichotomies :: Episode 125

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John can’t stop working even on vacation, which Jonnie finds insufferable. Then they boys discuss what performer they’d risk getting COVID to see ...

Bruised Fruit 🍊, Pyromania 🔥, and Collectivism :: Episode 124

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie plays a terrifying version of hide-and-seek 🧦, while John plays tag with fireworks 🧨. Then, the boys make biking sermon illustrations 🚲...

Bad Memories, Legalism, and Worry 😬 :: Episode 123

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie has his first comedy club shows in the Age of Corona 😷, John shares some of his recovery journey, and the boys talk about having to “unlea...

THROWBACK EPISODE! Forgotten Names, Birdseed Conspiracies, and the In-Betweens :: Episode 122

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Due to a death in the family, the boys take a week off and go back in time for a Throwback episode. Jonnie witnesses something weird at the Apple stor...

Totino’s Pizza 🍕, Witchcraft, and Critical Thinking 🤔 :: Episode 121

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk about old cartoons, (over?)protective moms, and the imminent removal of villains and idiots from pop culture. Plus, Listener Questions! ...

Horse Myths 🐴, Bible Bikers 🏍 and Door-to-Door Chicken 🍗 :: Episode 120

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John hotwires his microwave, finds a dead mole in his pool, and corrects Jonnie’s horsey heresy. Then the boys discuss some historical characters in...

Guilty Pleasures, The Antichrist, and Empathy :: Episode 119

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie ponders end times theology, and plans an awkward water break. Then the boys discuss the “Batman voice” and offer an alternative. Also, a co...

Heaven 😇, Black History, and Blind Dogs 🐶 :: Episode 118

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie launches a (terrible) lawn care company, and spoils an action movie for John. Meanwhile, the boys blame a popular TV show for irreversible dama...

Butter Pumps, Work Sandwiches, and “Smashers" :: Episode 117

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss their stance on contraband at the movies. John has a conflicted relationship with cold cuts, and Jonnie pitches a (terrible) childre...

Safe Rooms, Statues, & Propaganda :: Episode 116

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys ponder whether they’d use a tiny tornado shelter, and John gives a stellar bus driver metaphor worthy of a youth sermon. Then Jonnie respon...

Racism, Reconciliation, and Reggie Dabbs :: Episode 115

08 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie gets back to work telling jokes in front of people 🎤, while John tries his best to keep his daughter from getting a Facebook account. Then t...

Renditions, Youth Group, and Church Growth :: Episode 114

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John realizes no one remembers any of his past messages, and Jonnie wonders if sermons need to rhyme to be good. Also, a conversation about how th...

Hostile Witnesses, The Last Dance 🏀, and Adult Language 🤬 :: Episode 113

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie ponders if he would lose his creative drive if he were super rich, while John withers under cross-examination from a Southern lawyer. Then, th...

Fist Bumps 👊, Stilts, and Dead Birds 🐦 💀:: Episode 112

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie invents a new handshake 🤝 for a new era, while John listens for whispers, and tries to hard sell Jonnie on the merits of a national parks do...

Quarantine Fatigue, Words of Affirmation, and Sabbath Days :: Episode 111

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John and Jonnie are back in studio TOGETHER (sort of)! The boys talk about great Moms, Jonnie wonders if a baked potato🥔 is a meal, and John questi...

Pandemic Pandering, Naked Running, and Fiery Furnaces 🔥 :: Episode 110

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie hates “Corona Commercials” and does a dramatic reading of what they actually sound like, while John rides the salty-sweet food roller coast...

Obstacles, Dog Attacks 🐶, & Running Behind :: Episode 109

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John wards off a vicious beast using a surprising method, while Jonnie ponders the legality of a certain bumper sticker. Then the boys discuss the spe...

Quarantine Brain, Tribalism, and Lazy Susans :: Episode 108

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie assesses his market value for prerecorded messages to fans in Cameo, while John has Taco Bell for the first time in ages. Then the boys discuss...

Home Haircuts 💈, Tiger King🐅, and American Individualism 🇺🇸 :: Episode 107

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

John’s wife has the wrong idea of what it means to be “low on toilet paper”, while Jonnie discovers the surprising things stores ARE running low...

Shoplifters, Prosperity Prophets, and Mystery :: Episode 106

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie clears up the real reason behind the toilet paper shortage 🧻, and John cashes in on the crisis with his new book 📖. Then the boys reminis...

Sharpened Sticks, Side Hustles, and Stimulus Checks💰 :: Episode 105

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie breaks out of his quarantine, and immediately regrets it. Meanwhile John has a life hack to keep him safe while jogging, and the boys ponder o...

Corona Comedy, Kenny Rogers, and Questioning God :: Episode 104

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have no idea how the internet works, and John ponders why he will never be elected to office. Meanwhile, Jonnie is forced to retire one of...

Ken Burns, Keto Killers 🍩, and Corona :: Episode 103

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jonnie accuses John of being cursed, while John takes his family to Disney and burns his diet to the ground. Jonnie wonders if God has autotune, and l...

Tornadoes 🌪, Ear Monitors, & (Hilarious) Plagiarism :: Episode 102

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys survive a twister, and hope we are all overreacting to the Coronavirus 😷.  John tells us what’s REALLY being heard in your worship lead...