Tattoo Homewreckers
Episodes
Tattoo Apprentice Questions: Reddit Edition
29 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, an episode actually about tattoos?! Let's gooo!On this week's episode, we go over some of the r/TattooApprentice "advice needed" section on...
Lets Get Unhinged On Hinge
22 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to us as we answer Hinge prompts for our own profiles for funsies. Yes, we roast Cal, and yes, we pretend like we're on a date as an exerci...
Love Is Blind Has Gone Full Red Pill
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is Love is Blind...red pill? Find out as we discuss just how dystopian the reunion was - we analyze the overall agenda of not just the cast, but the e...
The Lie We've Been Sold
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ever feel the crippling despair of being single...? Why is that? Is there a way to program romance into our friendships?In this episode, we tackle how...
Entry Questions for a Relationship
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Questions to ask before you get into a friendship OR romantic relationship... these ones were a doozy! Join us as we realize what (our) difference is ...
Barbie Ice Cream & Tattoos
28 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kia Ora fellow ice cream fans... we got invited to the Duck Island x Barbie collab pop-up in Auckland and wanted to share the real-time debrief of the...
1 Year In New Zealand
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What a year it's been! Listen in as we talk about some of the things we've learned in our one year in New Zealand, ranging from slang, lingeri...
Game of Hearts!
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Game of Hearts! Who knows who better?It's event week and the Tattoo Homewreckers are preparing for an insane Galentine's and Valentine's w...
Threesomes & Patriarchy
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Tattoo Homewreckers! We promise we don't usually start every episode just having rolled out of bed. This one's chaotic, imagine han...
Am I The A**Hole? Valentine's Edition
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Fellas, is it gay to skip out on a Valentine's Day to go to the gym? How about accidentally gifting 6 dozen roses to that special someone? Enjoy a...
Misogi Me Baby!
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya Wrecking Balls! How's your January going? Listen in on this episode as we update you on how our 2026 is so far - learn what a Misogi is, mayb...
Die My Love and Relationships
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to us dissect the movie "Die My Love", where we talk about the unsettling patterns we have both experienced and seen in many heterose...
10 Questions for 2026
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya, wrecking balls! Here's a short catch-up episode for you today. We're balls deep into work and having to quickly get acclimated to the cu...
Are You The Holiday A**hole?
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya team! We see that you like the Reddit episodes... so here's a holiday version of Reddit's AITA. Listen in as we discuss whether or not OP...
Make Holidays Joyous and Fun
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kia Ora, wrecking balls! Do you find yourself miserableduring the holidays and you’re not sure why? Here’s our holiday tips for you tofigure out w...
Tattoo Questions and Snowflake Apprentices
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Suicide, racism.Kia ora, team! We're here again with ANOTHER tattoo episode! Who are we? Tattoo artists with a podcast?This episode we go over...
Reddit Asked For Tattoo Advice, We Answered...
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kia Ora tattoo enthusiasts! Lou's just discovered Reddit and is obsessed with AITA and Callista is introducing them to the tattoo side. Join in as...
Reddit's You're The A**hole
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi friends! We’re back with silly hats and a whole bunch of Reddit’s “AITAH” stories, only this time, focusing on all the stories that have th...
Cult of Glitter Farts
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kia ora! It's true! WE GOT OUR FIRST TROLL!Join us as we fully spill the tea - starting with emails, then a review, then insane comments left on o...
Tattoo Scam Artists
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya! Long time, no see, we're back to recording this week!What is a tattoo scam artist? How can you tell when your artist isn't actually.. an...
Countdown to 2026
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, would you look at that...there's less than 60 days left in 2025, and because we don't believe in New Year's resolutions, come join u...
New Zealand, Halloween & Funerals with Nate
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kia Ora, listeners! We've got another one of our favorite Kiwis as a guest on this podcast - please welcome to the pod, Nate!Listen as we bombard ...
It's Halloween Time!
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Spooky season again, the Homewreckers hit on various Halloween topics. Make sure to let us know what your favorite Scary movie or Halloween m...
Tattoo Favorites
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, a tattoo episode! Lol. Join us this week as Callista introduces a possible new segment - favorites and least favorites! This time, it's t...
Palmy Drag Fest 2025
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, if there's one thing to do in New Zealand, it's go to Palmy Drag fest!On this episode, we reflect back on the insane weekend we had...
Film Favorites
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya Wrecking Balls! This week's episode is based off of 12 movie-themed questions to really get to know us. During this episode, we talk about fi...
9 Questions, 2 Barbies
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gather round, Wrecking Balls! (Woah it's been a while since we've called you that.) Join us on a little self-reflection journey as the Tattoo ...
Am I The Asshole? (Pt. 2)
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Callista takes Lou back to Reddit to revisit the Am I The Asshole Subreddit. Check out our tattoo studio:www.C...
Brainrot Belly Laughs
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Come brainrot with us! On this episode, we're answering some absolutely unhinged questions from the iconic Emma Plowright herself. We'd love t...
Frasko Fiasco
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kia ora! The Tattoo Homewreckers are joined by New Zealand's hottest, gayest rapper/producer and newfound friend, Frasko! In this week's episo...
Am I Overreacting?
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Lou and Cal react to posts in the Am I Overreacting subreddit.Check out our tattoo studio: www.CaliL...
Making Friends As Adults (Feat. Mary Keane)
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about what it means to make friends as adults and what that friendship looks like. Prepare to get stuck on the roundabout.Chec...
Am I The Asshole?
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Callista takes Lou to her favourite section of the internet, Reddit's Am I The Asshole? as she reads examples of people being asshole and then people ...
We Love New Zealand!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou talk about their love of New Zealand, new friend, and the culture. Check out our tattoo studio: www...
Fighting Seasonal Depression And E.D.
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trigger Warning: Seasonal Depression and Eating Disorder. Please listen with care. Cal and Lou discuss Cal's seasonal depression. What it feels li...
Asking Each Other Random Things!
20 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another episode where we get to know each other a little bit better through the magic of random online questions.Check out our tattoo studio: ...
Let's Get Vulnerable About Mental Health
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou dive into mental health, sharing their experiences of season depression and adjusting to the southern hemisphere winter blues. Check out o...
Spaghetti Sneezes
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spaghetti Hair or Sneezes? Since the homewreckers are a little bit under the weather this episode is a little off the rails.Check out our tattoo studi...
Tattoo Talk with Jayde
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Callista and Lou talk tattoos and industry secrets with their newest friend the amazingly talented New Zealand tattoo artist Jayde Lemonade. Dive into...
Friendships Are Better than Relationships
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Callista and Lou cover the benefits and need for friendships, dive into why romantic relationship will never be as good as platonic ones, and explain ...
So We Opened A Tattoo Studio(AGAIN!)
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou discuss their NZ grand opening and detail a few tips and tricks for running a smooth event.Check out our tattoo studio: ...
We're Not Really Strangers Revisited
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou revisited a favourite card game of We Aren't Really Strangers and ask each other questions to deepen their connection and practice vulnera...
100 Days in New Zealand
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou marked their 100th day in New Zealand talking about what they miss in the states, items they wish they packed, and what they love about th...
Self Care Kinda Sucks
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Cal and Lou as they delve into the concepts of self-love and self-care. Sharing their personal practices, current focuses, and heartfelt messages...
Teen Vogue Questionnaire
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another random episode as Cal and Lou explore the fun that is a teen vogue questionnaire. Check out our tattoo studio: ...
Whiskey Shits and Pet Dragons
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy the random topics and even more chaotic discussions as Cal and Lou dive deeper into understanding one another thru the age old tradition of rand...
Drag Queens Saved My Life
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast celebrates the vibrant world of drag queens and the powerful impact they have on communities. From their artistry and humor to their advo...
Married At First Sight Australia
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou discuss Married At First Sight Australia. Covering the drama and characters from the first four episodes from Season 12. Check out our tat...
1 Star Reviews on Neflix's Show Adolescence
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spoiler Alert!If you haven't watched Adolescence, we highly recommend watching it as Cal and Lou don't do a breakdown of the show. They cover ...
Unpacking More Than Moving Boxes
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou are in their feels this episode with the homesickness of America and the difficulties of moving over to New Zealand. Check out our tattoo ...
Love Is Blind, Patriarchy, and Toxic Masculinity
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Cal and Lou on a long but funny breakdown of the newest season of Love Is Blind. SPOILER ALERT! They discuss their opinions on the relationships ...
Renting In New Zealand
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Cal and Lou discuss the complexities and adorableness of renting in New Zealand. From the lack of outlets to the sweet refe...
10 Questions To Ask Before Moving In Together
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate moving into their second home together, first home in New Zealand, Cal and Lou go over 10 questions you should ask someone before moving ...
Two Weeks In New Zealand
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We answer your submitted questions about what we've learned so far from living in New Zealand. Check out our tattoo studio: ...
We Moved To New Zealand [Aotearoa]
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Cal and Lou celebrate their tenth day in Aotearoa (New Zealand) with a list of ten differences between here and the United States of ...
Questions To Ask A Girl
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou go through a few "Would you rather" to ask to get to know each other a little better. The key is in the why the person prefers o...
Reno Sucks
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Cal and Lou depart Reno for the last time, they reminisce over some of the worst parts about living there. Check out our tattoo studio: ...
Hot Ones Special
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou eat spicy "wings" while answering random questions from Caboose. Check out our tattoo studio: w...
CaliLou's Tattoos Grand Closing
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's no secret we're shutting down shop in preparation for the move to Aotearoa. This weekend was our grand closing event so here is a recap. ...
38 Questions for Lou's 38th Birthday
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lou and Cal ask each other lighthearted and also deep questions since Lou's favourite format is questions and answers. Neurospicy much Lou! Check o...
New Year Resolutions Suck and Conflict Resolution F*cks!
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lou and Cal talk about the stupidity of New Years resolutions, how conflict resolution has become the focal point in building relationships, and how t...
Snack Attack
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lou and Cal go through the crocing stuffers they got each other for Christmas. Watch as they try new snacks from around the world. Check out our tatto...
Not Your Everyday Holiday Podcast
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Holiday's can suck but we've got you! Cal and Lou recap the last two week Lou's had the flu and then talk about a family free and happy holiday season...
Cold Rain, Ice Cream, and Secret Banks
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Cal and Lou for a rambling and somewhat cohesive episode about cold rain, ice cream, and secret banks. Check out our tattoo studio: ...
Lou's Sick And We're Funny
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lou's too sick to remember what the episode is about but it's sure to be a good time. Check out our tattoo studio: ...
It's Giving Thanks
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this special Thanksgiving episode, the homewreckers talk about how to make the best of thanksgiving while you protect yourself and enjoy this emoti...
Always With The Opinions
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What is the difference between opinions and something that effects other peoples human rights? Can these be a difference in opinions? Check out our...
Hugh Grant Whiplash
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let the disassociation continue for another week as you join Cal and Lou on the journey of Hugh Grant's acting. It's Cal's first time watching the cl...
Disassociate With Us And Practical Magic
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In light of recent events, The Homewreckers decide to give you some ear bleach and listen to their reaction to Practical Magic. Spoilers ahead! If you...
Process The Election With Us
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Callie and Lou process the election night results and the shock of where we are as a country. Below is a list of Lou's favourite political podcasts. A...
Get To Know Us: Halloween Questions
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we ask questions about each other but with a spooky theme. Check out our tattoo studio: www.CaliLous...
Halloween Bonus Clip
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A little spooky behind the scenes bonus episode from this weeks main episode. Check out our tattoo studio: www...
Spooky Story Slumber Party
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou tell spooky stories in this Halloween themed episode. Check out our tattoo studio: www.CaliLousTat...
CaliLou's Tattoos Celebrates One Year
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou reflect back over what the last year of business ownership was like. Check out our tattoo studio: w...
21 Questions: Art Edition
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Lou and Callista go through 21 random art questions. Check out our tattoo studio: www.CaliLousTatto...
Portland Tattoo Expo
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks episode, Cal and Lou discuss their experience at the Portland Tattoo Expo and provide insight on what they learned. Check out our tatt...
21 Random Questions
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks episode, Lou leads charge and asks Cal 21 random questions. Everything from would you go bungee jumping to what's the grossest thing you...
Tattoo Convention Preparation
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou go over what goes into preparing for conventions and setting yourself up for success when it comes to events. Check out our tattoo studio...
Hedge Is Back!
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we catch up with Hedge and answer some silly questions. Check out our tattoo studio: www.CaliL...
Our Last Pride
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou discuss the ups, down, happy times, sad moments, and overall craziness that was the first Pride CaliLou's Tattoos would do, and the la...
Conflict And Resolution
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cal and Lou break down a reel this week that dives into conflict and resolution. Reel: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1700854270751776 Check out our t...
Corn with a P
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Callisa and Lou discuss the culture, perspectives, and complexities of porn and sex. In a very vulnerable episode on the kitchen floo...
So Your Co-Worker Sucks
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Cal and Lou discuss the complex dynamics of working with coworkers you might not always get along with and bosses that suck. Providin...
When Food Eats
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Callista and Lou discuss their views on food. From communion crackers to mac and cheese, go no this wild journey through taste buds. ...
Life, Laughter and Feet Finder
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Callista and Lou discuss hectic schedules, share a few laughs, and the adventures of Feet Finder as they embark on the next big chapter of their ...
Emotional and Mental Labor
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Callista and Lou dive into the emotional and mental labor. Check out our tattoo studio: www....
Are You Emotionally Intelligent?
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, with special guest, Caboose, we go over what it means to be emotionally intelligent. We also highlight our specific journeys and what it to...
After Hours: Card Games
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, with special guest Caboose, we "play" some card games designed to develop deeper connections. Check out our tattoo studio: ...
Navigating Polyamory
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we explore the fascinating world of polyamory with our special guests, a dynamic couple who share their journey of love, trust, and communi...
Take A Trauma Test With Us
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Callista and Lou on their journey through the ACES Quiz. Sharing not only their scores but a few examples and experiences associated with the cor...
Productivity Play Culture
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, Cal & Lou discuss productivity, play, and the way society can view both as separate things. The Homewreckers challenge...
Straight + Queer = Love
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are you in a queer relationship? Do you know someone in a queer relationship? On this episode Lou and Callista dive into the intricacies of queer rel...
The Parent Trap
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, Lou and Cal dive into the world of no contact with family and parents. Covering their journey's, tips on how to recogn...
After Hours: Volume 5
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another chaotic after hours episode, join along as the homewreckers try to answer some trivia questions while bantering. Check out our tattoo studio:...
Photoshopping Tattoos and Clout Chasers
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Lou and Callista discuss the negative effects of photoshopping tattoos and social media clout chasers within the tattoo industry. Ch...
Self Care Unhinged
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does self-care look like to you. The homewreckers go over what it means to destress after a especially stressful weekend. Check out our tattoo st...
Our First Tattoo Convention
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We did our first tattoo convention as a studio and celebrated our 6th month anniversary of opening CaliLou's Tattoos! It's been a big and exci...
Creating A Safe Tattoo Studio
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our apologizes for the low quality of video today, Lou used the camera and forget to put the setting back to normal. Join us today as we discuss what...
Questions To Stop Self Sabotage
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The homewreckers go over some journal prompts to identify when you're sabotaging yourself and help with preventing that from happening. Check out...
A Journey Of Silly Questions
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The homewreckers ask and answer a myriad of silly questions. Psychedelics: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4vB2Ktnwq8yWIcTZVRQeSU?si=0af5cd50de2b4375...