Tell 'Em Steve Dave Omnibus

TESD #225: Keeping Up with the Mansons

24 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Who will win in the battle between Man vs. Grimace. Will Funeralz become a hit? Music: Dirty Mercury - Electric Subway

TESD #224: Fire John Izdik

08 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry is unusually sympathetic, Q ponders Lamborghini rentals, Walt encounters his first restroom attendant. Music: iShotThePope - Anyone Anyway

Popcorn Podcast Episode 7: Bryan Johnson of Comic Book Men

06 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chad and Izola discuss The Walking Dead, Blacklist, Sons of Anarchy, Gotham and their weekend at Stan Lee’s Comikaze. Chad and Lorelei got...

TESD #223: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular 2014

30 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week's guest returns from another dimension to talk to the guys about weird shit. Music: Grave Corps - New Disaster

TESD #222: Tit Cake

26 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate a birthday with a bawdy baked good.

The Secret Stash #37: Stand-Up Guys

26 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan Johnson, Walt Flanagan, Ming Chen and special guest Brian “Q” Quinn recap their experiences in the world of stand-up comedy.

SModcast #311: Of Clerks and Comic Book Men

19 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In which we go very far, only to return. With special guests Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, Ming Chen and Mike Zapcic.

TESD #221: Q-AGE

16 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Q inches ever closer to achieving levitation. Bry warms up to Ebola. Walt cops to the existence of the Maggia. Music: SoMuchForPathos - Welcome To The...

TESD #220: Who Wears Short-Shorts?

11 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Jeff suggests an unconventional test for Ebola. Walt busts a quatrain or two. Nostradamus. Music: Black4 - Fluffy Waffle Blow Gun

TESD #219: Infect Me, Walt!

03 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt denies Bry the right to die a proper celebrity death. Armchair activists are called out. Creaky takes a tongue lashing. Music: L.O.S.T. Compilati...

TESD #218: Poof Bomb

25 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt's suicide of the week returns. TESD discusses alternate war strategies. Music: The Beat Strings - Dreams and Thieves

TESD #217: Pork Chop Aftermath

19 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt stalks Git ‘Em Steve Dave. Bry is unintentionally given the royal treatment. TESD poses the question: “Why were the kid’s nuts exposed in t...

TESD #216: Born a Rock, Die a Rock

09 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt’s vision of Utopia sounds suspiciously like a dictatorship. The outrageously offensive subject of “White Face” is broached. Q is pegged as ...

TESD #215: The Cuckoo Lady

08 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry sees a face from the past. A cultural oddity is explored. Sunday Jeff takes on a one-armed bandit. Music: Turnpike Gardens - Figure It Out For You...

TESD #214: The Magnifying Glass

24 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Suffering from low blood sugar and iron, team TESD takes on witch doctors, absent fathers, present fathers and fresh fruit as they look to the sky for...

Netheads #154: Beard Guy

18 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In which a NetHeads mourns the loss of laughter before both NetHeads give up on the Pod of 1000 stars and release their chat with TESD and Comic Book ...

TESD #213: The Red-Headed Step Child is on Life Support

15 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt quotes '70s supergroup "Bread". Grandpa Quinn hands down life lessons. Bry is mistaken for a hobo. Music: Millsted - Coyote

TESD #212: P-Doggy, Puppies and Puzzling Investments

09 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Jeff channels Mel Blanc as Bry and Walt await Q's return from England. Music: Who Hates Milkshakes - Remedial M-Theory

TESD #211: Shady Acres

24 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry battles a stalker. Git ‘Em Steve Dave is “too exhausted” to read for fifteen seconds. Band: Witch Hazel Song: Land of Phantoms 

TESD #210: Sweet Dreams

17 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt and Bry clear the air. TESD Overkill returns with a one-off nightmarish episode. 

TESD #209: Pusstown U.S.A.

13 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Q and Walt bore Bry (and everyone else) with sports talk. Walt and family visit the exotic state of Pennsylvania. 

TESD #208: Moon Fever

04 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Einstein pulls a dick move, some jerk-off collects VHS copies of “Speed”, a rash of mysterious canine suicides are discussed. 

TESD #207: Daz Boyz Arez Backz inz Townz

28 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Old school porn, Walt proves Ming is not of this world, Walt interviews the youngest TESD fan ever, 

TESD #206: The Road Not Taken

27 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

When Q bows out, Walt calls Sunday Jeff up from the minors. Is Ming is ripe for an intervention? Bry gives a no-nonsense parenting course.

TESD #205: Meatball No More

20 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry examines the human anomaly known as Ming Chen, then tempestuously plants the flag of the common man and wages war on bullshit celebrity privilege....

TESD #204: The All-New Bank of Tears

06 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

TESD honors Tara the hero cat. Ming gives Kim and Kanye a special wedding gift. The effectiveness of Aryan billboards is thrown into question. Music: ...

I Sell Comics #132: Issue #132

05 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Mike and Ming talk to new friends artist/penciller Brent Peeples and actor James C. Leary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame. Interjections from one Mr ...

TESD #203: The Sunday Jeff Show

30 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

With two men down and spaceship TESD crashing through the atmosphere, Walt breaks the emergency glass.... Music: The Red Sons - Kill to Survive 

TESD #202: Retarded Ejaculation

24 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Q is troubled when podcasting slugs Mike and Ming spread their pretty wings. Thanks to a gay shirt, the opportunity for a chivalrous moment goes south...

I Sell Comics #130: Issue #130

22 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded LIVE from the Asbury Park Comicon April 13, 2014. Starring Brian O'Halloran, Bryan Johnson, Mike Zapcic, Ming Chen and Rob Bruce.

TESD #201: The Staten Island Unicorn

15 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry makes a rare trip to Staten Island to podcast. Walt doesn't Music: Governor Grimm and the Ghastly Ghouls - My Neighbor is a Werewolf 

TESD #200: The Bicentennial Battle

09 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In this, the 200th episode of Tell ‘Em Steve Dave, Team What Say You Steve-Dave (Bry, Sal & Q) face off against Team I Sell Nuts (Ming, Mike &am...

TESD #199: They's Ig'nant!

01 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry lectures the entitled youth, 'heard around the Walter cooler', new feature 'Brian Quinn's Broad Thoughts'. Music: Court Jester...

TESD #198: @Bit-O-Honey

25 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Q travels 1st class to the UK, Bry's aghast at 'Gypsy Sisters', Walt's slathered in honey. 

I Sell Comics #125: Issue #125

22 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt Calls out Mike and Ming for not talking about the Bryan Singer allegations.

TESD #197: Turkey, Turkey, and Turkey

16 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Pop psychologist Q dispenses wisdom. Bry considers a career stripping for dementia patients. Walt meets a fellow guardian angel. 

TESD #196: Q Does the Right Thing…Kinda

10 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt defends Bry as an artist, Walt chides Bry for arguing with a little dickweed, Could Q be the most accommodating lover ever? 

TESD #195: The Disappearance of Episode One Ninety Four

04 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Fat news, Hitler news, Sunday Jeff auditions for Q's seat. 

TESD #194: MegaCon Men

01 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Audio from the Comic Book Men Panel recorded on Sunday March 23, 2014 featuring Bryan Johnson, Mike Zapcic and Ming Chen 

TESD #193: Heil Honey

13 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Mystery plane, BanBossy and Hitler moves in next door 

TESD #192: Ratchet Ho

07 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Surly teens, dubious crowd funding projects, Walt washes Q's mouth out with soap. 

TESD #191: The Ministers of Truth, Pt. 2

28 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt & Kev talk about the surprisingly dark history of Dennis the Menace as well as 3rd tier Harvey characters. Bry & Walt watch TUSK! Co...

SModcast #289: The Ministers of Truth, Pt. 1

28 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In which Bry and Walt take us behind the scenes of AMC's Comic Book Men. Part 2 of the episode continues on TELL 'EM, STEVE-DAVE!

TESD #190: Bore-Fest 2014

20 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Q defends his labeling of Ming as a podcasting legend. TESD talks weather, pets, and kids. 

TESD #189: Hittin' the "T" Spot

13 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

TESD announces their biggest project to date. When Bry's story gets too intimate, Walt & Q abandon him to the poker table. 

TESD #188: Diarrhea Corn

06 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

TESD suffers a devastating loss, Sunday Jeff is miffed about being tranny tricked. 

TESD #187: The Death of an Ant Part 2

30 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Walt gives Dirk Diggler a run for his money, TESD plays the very non-derivative game 'Heard Around the Walter Cooler' 

TESD #186: The Death of an Ant Part 1

29 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Q hits the big time, Bry hits a new low, Walt hits middle age 

Bonus Pod: Fourth Bonus Pod

17 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

We thank you for purchasing the Cryptozoic Man Booty Time- We were blown away by the support we received from the TESD army of listeners, and can'...

TESD #185: The Spaghetti O's Agenda

09 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Description: Q gets the dizzies, Bry gets Seaworld shamed, Walt draws parallels between Achey Breaky Heart and #StopKony. 

TESD #184: Year of the Touchy Pusshole

03 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

TESD defies a state of emergency and pods from a diner 

I Sell Comics #111: Issue #111

03 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Mike unwraps a weapon for Christmas. Walt gives Ming a compliment, then laughs at him. With guest Cliff Galbraith

Bonus Pod: Takin' Hay Bonus Podcast

01 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

We thank you for purchasing the Cryptozoic Man Booty Time. We were blown away by the support we received from the TESD army of listeners, and can'...

TESD #183: The Podcast That Hated Too Little

27 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Continued from last week- TV shows, Walt & Bry make a startling & incestuous claim, should Luke have stopped macking after he found out 

I Sell Comics #110: Issue #110

20 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Mike and Ming talk about that plagiarist Shia LaBeouf stealing from Daniel Clowes. Mike refuses to move West. Ming gets chewed out by Walt.

TESD #182: The Podcast That Loved Too Much

20 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt sides with the big box in the Beyonce vs. Target war of 2013. TESD repurposes unwanted Duck Dynasty slippers. 70's tv shows. 

TESD #181: The Tranny Trick II: The Trickening

13 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt orders Ming off the naked ledge, everyone can't wait to move into TESD town, dick cakes & tits on a stick 

TESD #180: The Tranny Trick

09 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry & Q are crestfallen to learn they're not entertainers. Walt Disneyfies TESD. Fat News 

TESD #179: Baby Come Back

01 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt's WC privileges are revoked. Comic Book Men drops to the number three act in town. 

Bonus Pod: TESD! X-Mas 2013

30 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Bonus Pod: Fiasco Pod

23 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

We thank you for purchasing the Cryptozoic Man Booty Time and also helping us through our fiasco by deciding to wait for single shipping. We were blow...

TESD #178: Free Black Pete!

22 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt refuses to drive a hemp car, Fat News, Bry & Q proclaim Michelle Bachman a total C U Next Tuesday. 

TESD #177: Electric Ukulele

15 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt gets VIP treatment, Andy Williams knows where it's at, Rednecks get respect. 

TESD #176: Goat's Head Soup

09 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In this audio challenged episode.....Does Walt measure up as an extreme cheapskate? Ming lets his wife believe he's dead. Bry clocks in 4th in a l...

Fat Man on Batman #050: The Comic Book Men Go Bat-Shit Live!

01 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In the Fat Cave this week, we celebrate our milestone 50th episode by leaping into the Batmobile and racing to the modern-day Gotham of New York City ...

TESD #175: Anna Rexia

01 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry fears the world is too PC. Walt fears the world isn't PC enough. Q makes a ten-year wager with Walt. 

TESD #174: The 2013 TESD Halloween Spookshow

25 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween episode. Fat news. Sunday Jeff in the haunted house. 

TESD #173: Would You Like a Corn Muffin?

18 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

The Comic Book Men premier party is discussed. Ming considers starting yet another pod. Thunder is unleashed 

The Secret Stash #23: NY Con Men

17 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the 2013 New York Conic Con Comic Book Men Panel. With Kevin smith, mike Zapcic, Ming Chen, Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson and Rob Bruce

TESD #172: Fatty, Fatty, Frat Boy

11 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

US citizens storm the Grand Canyon, Staten Island takes yet another hit. 

Bonus Pod: Cryptozoic Man Bonus Pod

10 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for purchasing the Cryptpozoic Man Booty Time. As promised, here is the TESD Bonud Pod:.

TESD #171: Love at the Y

04 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry wants to bang an ET, the Bunny Ranch sex menu gets a casual perusal, Ming & Mike try their hand at besting a classic TESD podcast. 

TESD #170: What Say You?: The Pilot Episode

01 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano launch a new podcast where they ask each other about life, the universe and everything. TESD presents a sneak peek of thei...

TESD #169: Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

21 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Hollow days turn to years, a tiny soul burdened by his fear. Why answer a question that was never asked when it's easier to just keep wearing that...

TESD #168: A Tale of Ewww, Titties

06 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry is asked to star in a grade school production of "Lassie, it's revealed that Q is a filthy worm eater, people get fat-revenged

TESD #167: Pet-O-Philes

02 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Has Q remained sodomy free? A fatty forgoes jogging in favor of swallowing a tape worm 

TESD #166: Aidsquito

23 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Fat news, Puss hole of the week, Q is outed as a sodomite. 

TESD #165: Shitmouth

18 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry gets offended by people who get offended. The return of Baron Von Flanagan 

TESD #164: B-Hole

09 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Drama ensues when Bry tosses a grenade at Q. Walt discovers he likes drama 

TESD #163: In Beanies We Trust

01 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt doesn't get 'Jackass'. It's discovered Bry is the sensitive type. Visit audiblepodcast.com/tesd to pick up your free copy of Tell 'Em Steve Dave ...

Bonus Pod: Fair-re-re Tale Theater

31 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Not for children but definitely for those who are a child at heart.It's anything but Grimm when the Tell 'Em Steve Dave crew gives their hilar...

TESD 162: FIVE A$$HOLES?!?!

27 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and a rocker text like schoolgirls, Ming is drenched in 40 gallons of whale cum, Q blows a gasket

TESD #161: Scooter Dude 4-Eva

19 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Q gets his heart broken by a bagel demanding harpy, mike and Ming Rick-Roll their way into the nation's hearts and minds 

TESD #160: Supercon Men

14 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry laments a teen clad Tinkerbell, Walt questions Rick Roll and Ming carnival barks. 

SModco SMorning Show #231: Thursday July 11, 2013

12 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the 2013 Florida Supercon it's the Comic Book Men Panel with Bry, Mike and Ming!

TESD #159: Bitchfest 2013

28 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt sets Sail, Q saves a kitten, Bry laughs at Paula Deen's misfortune. 

SModcast #258: How Bry I am

21 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In which Dante and Randal return, kinda. With Special Guest Star Bryan Johnson.

TESD #158: Do You Believe in Miracles?

21 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

A champion is crowned as the Pod Wars reach their conclusion. 

TESD #157: Let the Games Begin

14 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Move over Mark Spitz , step aside Bruce Jenner...make way for Sheldon the Sheep of YouTube. The 2013 Pod Wars start now! 

TESD #156: Boxcar Bry's Ultimate Milkshake Party

07 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt commits identity theft at Woodstock, Q buys another chick car, Bry invites himself on a bus trip with Walt & his wife. 

TESD #155: Bitchface

31 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Pod Wars, Creaky pops a rod for Marc Maron, Fat News. 

TESD #154: Olympic Sellouts

24 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

The boys minus Bry try to whip up the anticipation for the pod Olympics 

TESD #153: Mountain Man Fever

17 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

The masturbatory habits of the Neanderthal are explored. Is cheating on your honeymoon all that wrong? 

TESD #152: Respect My Money

10 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Tough Titsday, What Would Sunday Jeff Do? Stay tuned after the episode for the full Sunday Jeff interview 

TESD #151: The Marriage of Pussholio

04 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Bry's brother ties the knot. Walt displays the energy of 10 1/2 men. 

TESD #150: …And on the 8th Day, God Cancelled I Sell Comics

27 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Q, along with special guests Chessie Cat and Mistuh Wiskas, take us on a meandering journey through the best moments of TESD, Overkill and beyond 

TESD #149: Tales from the Stash

20 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

While spaceship TESD is being repaired, enjoy this compilation of Walt's tales from The Stash, by listener Drew Troxell 

TESD #148: Power Down

14 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

GWAR attacks TESD. Jewish dudes fly around in plastic bags 

The Secret Stash #22: Giant-Sized Anniversary

06 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Ming, Walt and Rob Bruce talk about meeting the Devils, buying live monkeys from a comic book and the secret to longevity.

TESD #147: Ming the Eunuch

05 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Walt reveals his redneck roots, Q is exposed as a fraud.